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you have 72 hours in Thailand and $25,000 USD to spend
What do you do ?
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Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
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>>541672295
BWC and BBC shipment.
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>>541672295
ladyboy orgy, I want every single one of my holes filled.

then after that some AYCE chicken satay.
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I invest it in a stock of an AI-related company that I know will grow in near-future

giving money to women/fags? no, ma'am
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Order some guitars on Sweetwater so they'll be there when I get home, probably get a nice hotel with a pool for the stay, don't like Thai food but when in diarrhea, definitely think about some wiener stuff but I'd never go through with it
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>>541672295
I would fuck an entire bloodline of a thai family just to outdo all my shipmates. Then I'd do a ladyboi sandwich with me in the middle followed by a few handjobs for good measure.
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>>541672295
Hold on anon, are these the drama queens that haven’t been out at sea ‘long enough’. How come they now get a free vacation?
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I hate those regions, I stay on the ship, save the money. Maybe do some chores, at work I am extremely productive.

Maybe help my teammates while they're away, plan something when they come back to have as we sail away, Something cozy. Small, like a treat unexpected.

And hope, the team won't go spend it on whores and children and aids.

Id probably tell them to be mindful of their honor and families. Probubly would get trolled.
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Visit temples and hike in the jungle I guess, being french gets me instantly banned from almost every decent whorehouse, nightclub and gun range.
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>>541672295
Cannabis hookers hookers eat well bros
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>>541672671
After a deployment everyone gets a free vacation usually just 2 weeks time off but when you have a fucking ship powered by a nuclear reactor you can go anywhere you want on the way home. Based i say
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>>541672606
Way to burn your money, DP, should just save it to heat your home for winter.
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>>541672295
MRE vomelet for breakfast, then drinking for 3 days straight. That's not even expensive.
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>>541672295
SEXOOOOOO
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>>541672295
Buy bags of concrete, and empty them in the toilets
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Fuck every tranny in sight of course
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>>541672295
Donate the money to thailand nazi party
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Go to Thailand and you can kill mutts zogbots by poisoning the ladyboy supply.
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>>541672295

>What do you do ?
carry the Ladyboy Detector 3000
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>>541672295
"Chief, I got married over the weekend, when does ny BAH start?"
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>>541672295
1. Mcdonalds
2. Hotel room
3. Enjoy sleeping, showering and shitting alone
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Pretty wholesome thread. Thanks dudes.
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>>541674864
99% of the sailors are just going to get some food, drink some beer and spend some money. Hopefully none of the niggers cause an international incident
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>>541672295
Smoke pot lol
Bangkok is the new Amsterdam. Shits awesome
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>>541672738
Yeah, Thai people can be really racist towards Africans
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>>541672295
Rent a 150cc pcx and get away from americans until I'm due back on the ship.

Most will sit in red light districts with sex pats getting drunk, eating cheap food, and banging trannies
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>>541672295
3 nights with long mint
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>>541672720
Good goy.
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>>541672295
Probably stay on the ship and play Magic
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I think I'm done humouring the non-White savages with "oooh"'s and "aaahhhh"'s at their primitive ways.

I would find a few western imported goods that are essentials, some clean unspoiled food then remain on the ship.
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>>541675866
Bro if you are caught playing magic: the faggening on the boat you might as well trice yourself in your own rack and give yourself a wet burrito (when you wrap the nasty af shower curtain around a shipmate while they shower).
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>>541672295
Also to answer its pretty simple
>get thai food
>find bar with no other squids in it
>try to fuck the hottest available girl
>sucks 2 suck if you got duty next day
>either get some snatch or go back to boat drunk at 2 in the morning if you have duty
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>>541672534



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