>>541679043
cool story bro

Dude, same.
Adolf Hitler used a secret Nazi device to time travel into my bedroom.
There he proceeded to gas me by holding the covers over my head and farting.
I managed to fight him off and stuff him back into his time machine though.
Which made him so depressed he killed himself.
If you say I'm lying that's holocaust denial btw.

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everyone who hasnt died in a holocaust technically survived it.

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An event so real such that fictional stories need to be continuously fabricated to keep the victim gravy train going.

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>>541679043
I am surviving the hall of cost right this very moment. Hope I will make it to touch a booby one more time!

>>541679043
Kek, I guess in a sense we all did. We all are gonna make it yey.

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>>541679043
Everyone outside of Dresden, Hiroshima and Nagasaki did too

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>>541679611

>>541679043
the WWI or the WWII one?
the british claimed the same thing in both world wars

they tried to get china into WWI with it the first time, the americans into WWII the second time

white people can not have countries because the british lied

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>>541679712
many such cases

>>541680290
if grandpa survived the holocaust, then his children and grandchildren are survivors too, duh

>>541680252
that is old stuff, there is new lore
it was a british thing

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>>541680351
I worked with a jewish man once and may have contracted second hand holocaust survivors disease. It's too early to tell.

>>541679043
they keep getting younger and younger

>>541679043

Me too. Still unvaccinated

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>>541680899
oh noooo his brain is basically kaput