Why are Russian posters so shrill, defensive, and all around unfunny? Seriously, their attempts at trying to be "funny" suck. It's like the German humorless/bad joke stereotype times ten.
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>>541681761You are angry kek
>>541681761wow Johnny Jackson from upstate New York, you make a very valid argument!
>>541681761what do you expect from snowniggers?
>>541681935And the hired Indian shills don't help the picture at all.>>541682003Out of 120 million, you'd think at least someone among them would be funny.
>>541681889lol
>>541681761They are being humiliated by Ukraine. It's hard to stay upbeat.
>>541682402Even before the war they had this stick-up-their-ass vibe but it seems to have become exacerbated after 2022.
>>541681761>German humorless/bad joke stereotypeabsolutely true. We are also weak cucks and at the same time dangerous psychopaths who want to destroy the world. Not to forget our raging scat fetish and of course we're all wearing bavarian Lederhosen all day and love to play drums on men asses after downing 3 liters of Helles even though we're all brown Muslims.
>>541681761russian civil war is near
>>541682937Funniest German post I’ve ever seen. I audibly groaned reading it and am now angry.
Who is winning the war? Ukraine or Russia?
>>541681761At this point, especially since they've been increasingly cracking down on Internet access, most Russian flags aren't even real Russians or if they are they're literal government shills.They're not trying to be funny, they're trying to shill and put on a boastful front by being all "HAHAHHAH!".Most of Russia's shilling these days is paid memeflag or vpn jeets and Africans.Here's an example of an actual Russian actually trying to be funny. Dry fatalistic sarcasm poking fun at the lies they're all expected to go along with.
Is this ukranda projection?
>>541681761To answer your question, OP: humor requires humility, humbleness. It’s kind of in the word. Russians are very spiteful and insecure. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you can’t make others laugh. A guy who has to maintain his dominance over you at all costs is simply not funny. You’ll never find a comedian like that. Russians are funniest when mocking their own government. Not THAT funny, but somewhat. Those who feel the need to defend themselves through defending their government are the opposite of humorous because humor is often founded in truth. If you twist the truth to make yourself appear superior, it’s like anti-comedy.
>>541683055>>541683172you lostrussians are winning
>>541681761Mb because of the language barrier, you dumb mutt?
>>541681761its their job
>>541683055You can spot a pshek from a mile away by his asinine ramblings and fantasies about who shills for who. Even with an American flag, I can tell you're a pshigger, because your script never changes and your projected insecurities are your watermarks. You people truly deserve the title of Indians of Europe
>>541683050To be fair not just Russia but pretty much everyone really thought it would be effectively "3 days".That they would face little resistance, steamroll Ukraine, kill capture, or send fleeing into exile the Ukrainian leadership and be free to outright annex Ukraine or install a puppet government that would effectively achieve the same.And the west was prepared to let it happen with just performative finger wagging like with crimea because no one wanted to be pulled into a bigger conflict or lose cheap Russian fuel.In that respect as things stand this war has been a huge failure for russia and even if they eek out something that could be called "victory" it will be a pyrrhic one but even that looks increasingly unlikely.So as things stand I'd say Ukraine is "winning" but at an obviously heavy cost and things could still change.>>541683231Despite Russian cope I'm not fighting in this war.Also maybe someone should inform Russians like the ones in my clips just how much they're winning lol
>>541683172>Russians are funniest when mocking their own governmentshalom
>>541683750>How dare you mock jewtin and his Jewish oligarchs you- you JEW!LOL
>>541683386>pshekBy your image I'm guessing that's a zigger insult for poles?I'm a steryotypical amerimutt with a mix of European ancestry but no polish.Anyway it's not my fault Russia's jeet and African shills are so dumb they constantly out themselves, accidently posting under their real flag occasionally or using Indian news sites as their sources.
>>541681761Because it's cope:>Oil refinery "Kirishinefteorgsintez" (KINEF) in Leningrad Oblast got struckThey know the war isn't going very well
>>541683386seethe more you hiv ridden russian subhumanfunny you guys have to pretend you are canadian just so people on the internet treated you seriously lmao
>>541683386>Uses "pshek">Canadian VPN>Repeats the most forced scripted "Poland is India" memeIt's all so tiresome
>>541682003To be nigging in the snow
>>541683562On the other hand. In the first few months Russia took 20% of Ukraine, all the eastern provinces. And then after every European power and the US started funneling hundreds of billions in military aid to Ukraine, Ukraine was not able to dislodge the Russians.It's like in the first 3 months Russia got what they wanted, and from that point forward if the war ended with the status quo, Russia would gain 20% of Ukraine, and Ukraine would gain 0% of Russia.
>>541684036>Never happened/it was just "drone debris" loaded with super-smoke-producing-juice but did no damage/it was immediately repaired/we never needed it(but also terrorism warcrime!)
>>541684170BRICShitskins too stronk!
>>541682937A lot of Russian "humor" actually looks like that, overdrawn and banal.>>541683055Hmm, perhaps. For their sake, hopefully.
>>541684170Russia has been retreating for years and still are.
>>541683172Reading that, it becomes apparent that a lot of Russians are very much like jews in spitefulness and domination, they just don't have the networking.Wonder if it's shared genetics?
>>541684152>>541684072did I say I was trying to hide who I was, pshigger?
>>541684170It's easy to forget but western sanctions and aid and permission to use military aid only slowly accumulated as everyone realized the incompetence of Russia and how Ukraine wasn't just gonna role over.>Russia got what they wantedSuuuuure, they never wanted kiev, or regime change, or demilitarization, or "denazification", or guarantees Ukraine would never join NATO and stay neutral(actually Russian aligned), or even just all the territory they officially added to their constitution in their gunpoint "referendum", and they WANTED to lose the European market, numerous international allies, their effective use of the black sea, for their refineries and capital to be bombed and their tankers seized all at the cost of most of their Soviet stockpile of arms and a million+ Russians killed and maimed
>>541682402They're shitting their pants about mobilization also, know that they'll be the first to get bundled into a van when that inevitably happens - imagine going in to your depressing shitter of a job and also having that threat hanging over you ? Pretty fucking grim.
>>541684566You're hiding behind a vpn lol
>>541684566you hide behind vpn you russian retard so what you say is irrelevantox cart full of shit subhuman
>>541684387I was being sarcastic you dense faggot. You think I have to prove myself to your kiked up humor sentiment?
>>541681761comparing chug and uhg will deboonk your angry /k/ope thread inn seconds
>>541684932And I was pointing out how Russian humor looked like that (albeit not self-depracating like that, much more 'gentle 'self-deprecation'', though they do give such vitriol for those outside their group), not that German humor literally looked like your post, autist.
>>541681761I like the "Solid 0/10" guy.
>>541685144>autistthanks I forgot that one
>>541681761You can't post on 4chan from a russian IP. 4chan is banned. Every russian flag you see is from a government approved IP, it's all KGB shills. So you just have these really fucking weird angry incel jobbies seething 24/7.I've spoken to regular russians and they have to use a VPN to post and they are still spergs but not like this.
>>541681761>Why are Russian posters so shrill, defensive, and all around unfunny?they live in fucking russia
>>541682937>We are also weak cucks and at the same time dangerous psychopaths who want to destroy the world.You think those are polar opposites?Look at california and how it alone destroyed the entirety of western cultural front.
>>541685244russian propaganda agencies used vpns long before their gov banned 4chansome of them dont use vpns obviously but they behave a little more civilized when on their flag
>>541683153Ancient classic
>>541681761lol, you are one mad jew
>>541681889Lowkey im willing to negotiate desu
>>541681889Thank you for your service.
>>541681935Indeed
>>541684566lol, lmao even
>>541681976The finn is too thin.
I don't care but every single thread they make is such a funny shitshow, i'm glad they are here. They are the new form of midget porn
>>541681761>and all around unfunnyWhat makes you think so? Rus culture of humor are vastly superior to westgroid one, mutt memes are something Russians already went through 15 years ago and it's almost impossible to explain a new meme to the foreigner because he wouldn't be able to grasp its complexity and meta layers of meaning.Also kraut jokes are funny, you've just proved how midwitted you are
>>541683562>I'd say Ukraine is "winning"Damn. Winning looks like this?
>>541685244oy blaat shut it down
>>541686119At least someone here appreciates the work I am doing.
