>>541683725how the fuck does she catch the farts in the fucking jars though
>>541683725nice shitstagram screeenshot, faggot
>>541683725very interesting publication
>>541683923Are you perhaps retarded?You've never cupped a fart in you hand and thrown in someones face? You've never seen or heard of someone farting into a ziplock bag and leaving it in a deepfreezer to build its stink power?
>>541683923You can just put the jar on your ass and fart then quickly put the lid on, but it'll only be a very faint smell and dissipate quick this way.The best way is in water like a bathtub, you completely submerge the jar so it's full of water and then turn it upside down, then fart under it so it catches the bubbles on their way up. This way the gas displaces the water, so after a few farts you can completely fill a jar with pure fart gas, rather than a mix of mostly air and diluted fart.
>>541683725
I've never been able to understand this industry.If I had money I would buy a hooker, I wouldn't give it away to some e-whore, and I especially wouldn't give it to her for farts. If she isn't gripping my cock with her tight pussy and draining my balls, why would I ever give her a penny? So it just makes no sense. Who are these men? Where do they get all this disposable income? Why don't they invest it into something of value? It all just seems so unbelievable I have to think it's fake. Why would anyone buy a fart jar? It's absurd. And for $6000? It's beyond absurd.
>>541686606>he pays for boring condom sex with a trash genes hooker
>>541685882>farting into a ziplock bag and leaving it in a deepfreezer to build its stink power?I used to fart in my fridge all the time but it would always disappear after 30 minutes or so.I guess it's time to eat a bunch of mayonnaise and fart in some ziplocs
>brussel sproutsIf it ain't Hillory Clinton's digested baby farts its not worth paying for.
>>541686606Because hookers have AIDS, nigger. Do you want a normal everyday woman's brap sprouts or do you want AIDS
>>541686274If youtube wasn't so fucking kiked we would have 100s of videos of this being executed with great skill and much lulzThere is no fucking way I could ever fart this much at one time without absolutely wrecking the tub with shit.
>>541683725TOTAL SIMP DEATHSIMPDEATH
What drives a "man" to buy this?
Simps are categorically worse than incels.
>>541685882hell yeah dude. i remember watching a movie with my friends when i was like 13 and i farted in a plastic cup and put it to my friends nose.
>>541683923>>541684658>>541685739>>541685882No source provided anywhere. U fags give life to any spam idea anyone posts
>>541686688women go out looking like that and expect no consequences?
>>541683725Many must hang once the incels come to power. >>541686994Yes. Put the thots down along with the simps.
>>541687443She was definitely expecting consequences from those jeets. That's just common sense any time there are subs around.
>>541687060And this brings up the issue that men with money provided the money she made. I hate this world.
>>541683725how much for an individual jar, and where would I go about purchasing one? ..... asking for a friend.
>>541687453there would be no thots if simps and coomers didn't give them a market.
>>541685882Can't say that I have. Are you sure that's not just a Canadian thing?
>>541687650There would also be no thots if there weren't any thots. See, terrible people can't be allowed to continue existing, and I don't differentiate between genders here.
i am for finding every purchaser and sending them to the front lines in this upcoming war along with the foid.
>>541683725has to be Indians
Who are the simps? They can't all be Indians. >>541685882What level of anti-civilisational low culture have you grown up in that those events even came to mind?
>>541683725how much verification is there she's real and not ai and the farts are not confirmed qt grill
>>541683725She should try cabbage
>>541689211>>541689400My older sister is actually an only fans farting girl and most of her customers are Asian with some whites and blacks
>>541689456She likely films herself farting into jar and then writing something on the lid like "to my favorite little fart huffer :)"
>>541689456if it's anything like used panties she records a video as proof, there are user reviews, and the payment doesn't get unlocked until you've verified the stink
>>541689514>blacksNiggers have money like that? Well color me shocked.
>>541683725i'm not even a machismo man, i'm a center leftie, but how do you get through to these type of guys?i'm starting to realize we're all connected in some form through tribalism. on the most simplest of levels we're men, and these guys don't deserve to be called men.
>>541686426cant believe retards do this
>>541683725And learn the economics of supply and demand.
>>541689514>My older sister is actually an only fans farting girl.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&list
>>541686865oh neat a REPU
>>541689835There are a lot of them apparently
>>541689514What does she eat to be able to consistently put out a good product?
>>541687332MANY such casesThis entire fucking board is perpetually rife with these dogshit made up 1pbtid nigger threads, EVERY DAY.
>>541690130Red cabbage and gummy bears. If she wants to make some extra gross ones she does a protein binge
>>541690130You can actually see the scamming adult jeet's arm spill curry behind the minijeet spawn.You cannot bamboozle me, jeetoids, I know your sourcery. -_-
>>541689514surely there are some SAARS WITH JARS
>>541690247As if the "politics" threads are any higher quality.What exactly is so wrong with shitposting in a fart thread?
>>541690363I've been posting that webm for a year and never noticed that. Thanks for ruining the fucking magic.
>>541690424>What exactly is so wrong with 90% of the entire board being low effort garbage?
>>541690492>Thanks for ruining the fucking magic.An old wizzard is always more than happy to oblige, u r welcome.
>>541690551Thanks for proving my point. The entire board is shit so why bitch about this one stupid thread?
>>541686606White men with families and wives already have access to pussy, they need more than just simple pussy and blowjobs. Especially those older white men. When they can't get access to little kids or animals, they look for the next best thing and that is usually fart, scat or other bodily liquids from young girls. There is literally no such thing in any other racial community just older white guys. Like if you work with a bunch of old white guys with moustaches who do boring blue collar or even white collar jobs like accounting you'll find out from the office parties they're always always into weird shit no matter how vanilla they seem.
>>541683725Capitalism fags will defend this.
>>541690637You're right, why try to point it out at all? Might as well get the low effort garbage threads up to 100% of the board at this point.
>>541686274Then, as a bonus, you can sell the bathwater.
>>541690683This is a genuine jew post. It likely knows that it posts 100% lies but there's a chance it actually believes this due to projection.
>>541690753If I can't sell you on shitposting in a fart thread then there isn't much left to say.
>>541690683>they look for the next best thing and that is usually fart, scatFucking lmao.
I've spent approximately $18,000 on bottled farts from camwhores. Mostly from Amouranth but I did buy a couple vintage Stephanie Matto farts which I have aging in my goon cave. I've only actually huffed a couple of them and honestly it wasn't that great and they really are best fresh, and you can get better quality from the more niche onlyfans fart creators than the big name e-celebs.But the point isn't so much to sniff them, but to just imagine the smell.
>>541686606There's so many fetishes out there that you probably didn't think you had but yeah i've never understood the fascination for girl farts. Scat is less worse than that. Merely showing asshole does the job.
>>541683725literally AI, 4chan is boomer central