I was told that getting a boner in public was a teen exclusive problem and it goes away with time. Well I’m fucking 36 and still get massive boners when around women. Do we have any solutions here? Went to the beach the other day with some friends and they brought some girls and I was desperately trying to camouflage that one eyed snake. Honestly, I’m getting tired
>>541683985Go back to india, ranjeet. That's the solution
I tense my legs
>>541683985present them proudly
>>541683985imagine not being able to direct your focus deliberately, basically being a slave to your impulseswell, drugs and niggers is for you then
>>541683985i'm impotent
Get long enough shirts where u can just place ur shirt over it. Works perfectly for me.
>>541683985just penetrate the eyes of everyone, be let it happened. be let it a thing, be it so be it, you are as you are, do what you have to do, it is what is it.it isMY PENISON EVERYONESFACESthe rule is simplethe law is written as it is by memy penisyour faceit is a constanst realityfuck neoreality is shitzinon is gaymy penisyour face
>>541683985Bro u just tuck it up under your boxer elasticOh wait you euros wear much tighter fashion that might not work
Oh wait the beach is over you're going to jail anon
>>541683985Think about baseball...
If it's a sexual emergency anything goes
Hands-free ejacProblem solved
>>541683985I just put my pants back on and get back to teaching.
>>541683985Think of Laura loomer naked
>>541684710my penis will teach your face.
>>541683985When you feel it coming on, flex your quads and calf muscles and hold it as long as you can, relax, flex again, boner will go away fairly quickly.
>>541683985rape
>>541684908my penis rape your face, solay.
>>541683985I have a 8cm penis. I don't have this problem. Sucks be to you.
>>541683985Tuck it and then turn around pull your pants down and give everyone a nice fruit bowl
>>541684753that would just make your erection harder!
>>541683985call the cdc and tell them youre dying of blue balls, ask them for a voucher to go to a strip club
>>541684872Oh good I like short lessons
>>541683985the woman who would have sucked your dick under Christianity is getting pumped and dumped by a rich man and youre not in church this sunday
>>541683985I manage by not being a stinking pajeet
>>541685215Dude, anon... listen.world is fucked.the world. The World, it is, as i say, it is fucked.do you even listen? no you dont.Listen, megaloon faggot of your fucked up generation, fuck you, world is fucked. It is.it fuckingisend of story, you retarded pens fuckign fucker fuck.all you have left is.in fact.my penis on your face.
