>drink less water, goyWhy are americans like this?
>>541690260burgers should drink more coke
>>541690260Save it for the data centers you heartless bastard
>>541690260It's not going to be optional in California, Arizona and New Mexico in the near future lol
>>541690376They wouldn't need to advertise if the name weren't a lie.
>>541690260>less*fewer
>>541690260So where are you guys organizing today's spam campaign? You were blitzing the board with this yesterday too, I noticed. Everyone notices.
>>541690791>*fewer**drier
>>541690437DELETE THIS NAO
>>541690260Wait, didn't they used to say you needed to drink like 10 glasses a day?
>>541690260we needs mo water fo dem data centers!
>>541690260>Wall Street Journal >bankster newspaper>banksters own the largest goyslop companies such as McDonalds, >and the largest sugar drink manufacturers such as Coca Cola and Pepsico. >if you drink water, likely you don't drink goyslop sugar drinks
>>541690260Because at one point their masters realized that they don't drink enough water, so the TV told americans to drink water and constantly remind each other to drink water and make a whole cult out of it.Because americans cannot think outside the instructions given to them by their TV, this leads to americans constantly chugging water as if it was a competiton. Which is unneeded and not healthy.
>>541693531>Wait, didn't they used to say you needed to drink like 10 glasses a day?Yes 8 glasses. But how would you make extra profits for sugar water manufacturers then? Such as coca cola and PepsiCo.
>>541693947>Because BOOMER americans cannot think outside the instructions given to them by their TVCorrected. Only Boomers watch TV. Nobody else does.
>>541693947Yet shitskin rapists rule europeKeep going you strong independent thinker you!
>>541693531Yes but that was before AI data centers were a thing and needed clean drinking water to maximize profits. Expect to see new articles come out saying to watch out how much water you drink, less you become addicted to it.
>>541690260>KIDNEY STONES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!How much do jewspitals charge for kidney stone stuff?
>>541693947Let me guess. You don't do that in Germany.
>>541690260americans are genuinely drinking too much water. every single woman carrying around the goy bottle like their life depends on it. you should get your water from food and if you want liquids, drink milk and juice. modern water is flushing your minerals and frequent consumption overworks your kidneys.
>>541690260I drink 2 gallons of water every day. Im fucked.
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>>541694143You guessed right! The White Mans drink is far more efficient and keeps you wörking around the clock.
>>541694419down here we don't really have access to fresh syrian refuge cum, we'd simply die of dehydration without water. Do you export your wifes bvlls jissom in powdered form for us third worlders to live up to such a naturally hydrated aryan beast, sustaining alone on muhhamads milk
>>541694357I heard theyre putting something in food that makes you poopScary stuff...
>>541690260i feel like this is mostly oriented towards women who *need* to bring a huge ass water bottle everywhere for some reason
>>541694357>>541694732
>>541690260Need to save water for the incoming immigrants.
>>541694559They try not to drink to much to minimize the shame of sitting to piss
>>541690260Data centers need the water more than you do.
>>541690260Wait I thought Americans were bad for drinking too much water, now they're bad for not drinking water? Could you guys make up your minds?
>>541694357I don't feel to good bros...
>>541694337>you should get your water from food and if you want liquids, drink milk and juiceThat doesn't work when it's 110°F (43°C) outside.
>>541690260They want you to drink products.
all of your water are belong to AI
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