Abandon all other demoralization threads on /pol/ and come to a thread where funny shit is posted which is all that matters on this god forsaken website
Now post trump eating pizza with a fork
>>541694827Don't make me like him
>>541694827Best I got
>>541694738
>>541694934>stuffed crustUnderstandable
>>541694959Where's that from?
>>541694827
Don't let the rut of politicial outrage to political outrage get you. Take a moment and just relax and laugh. Unfurrow your brow. There... that looks better already, you handsome devil you.
>>541695334thanks for the positivity, anon
>>541695229These Final Hours
>>541694959
>>541694738We could have had a president that sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in the ass and eats cum but here we are
>>541694738Buttgig>sperm are doing circus gigs in his asshole
>>541697063
>>541695334> drive along small country road in Scotland> sheep at side> slow down> just as you are about to drive teye run across the roadSheep are fucking dumb
>>541697848shit wrong jpg I'm retarded lol
>>541694958This is really funny (I am white which makes you seethe)
>>541697063even ironically doing it is still doing it, in the endmany hitlersa sampling of titties for your pleasure???protest
>>541699608>>541699646WOULD
>>541694738It would create a massive PR problem if a known homosexually gay faggot got icing all over his face and somebody took a picture of it.
This one always makes me chuckle, but I don't know the story behind it
>>541702934looks like a wedgie JAV
>>541703013It does. I figured it might be an obscure movie or something.
>>541702841Moar liek this
>>541703305
>>541699646>>541699608I’d crack her and eat her IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>541694958KekklesOh sorry, I wasn't laughing at your memes, I was laughing at you
>>541697329I was waiting for him to spray shit all over the guard rail. So disappoint.
>>541694958KekBut you’ll still never be White cow worshipper
>>541694958Lol, self hating white boy is seething.
>>541694958>still doesn't explain what per capita actually is, because then the entire strawman would fall apart for anyone with above-room-temperature IQ
>>541697839Yup.There have been multiple cases in some rocky areas where if one sheep fell down some cliff it started a chain reaction where all the rest would just start throwing themselves down on purpose following the initial one.
>>541703472Thanks!Have a Northern Jesuscow.
>>541694934He really is the Antichrist
>>541694958This kind of shit is proof black/brown people still don't understand per capita. They've heard of it. They know it's something that causes people to dismiss their claims that white people commit the most crime. But they still do not get it.It's not because they're uneducated, it's because their brains literally cannot understand it.
>>541694827Anything Trump does comes out awesome because he's a good person and all his haters are evil.
>>541695280Ai.
>>541694958
>>541694958woops wrong one
>>541705172it really is funnyand forget explaining to them how about 90% of violent black crime is commited by nigger males aged 14-35, so its more like 2% of the population commit 50% of the violent crime
>>541704696Please someone tell me that faggots is dead
>>541703305Ded
>>541699608>Me>Object
>>541699608The family's reactions here are fucking pricelessJust confusion, incredulity and disgust
>lol
>and lmao
>>541694738It's funny because he resembles a rat.
>>541703472I was expecting one of these to be something like "North American Nigger Mauler," and then it'd just be a picture of a police dog. But these are still pretty cute.
>>541703389Not seeing a problem with that. You don't wood chop swing when your colleague is holding the target even if it's the back side
>>541703279i am 100% this is real , seen it many times and it still remains ultra spooky.
>>541694958I'm not white and I find this funny not because whites seethe but because browns seethe when making this AI slop
>>541706926Torna in morroco nafri di schiffoTua sorrella si vuole fare inculare da i bianchie lo sai pure
>>541705955OK bro
Do the needful and join india army saar
>>541694738Obligatory
>>541696187You mean, with a president who sucks Jewish cock and eats Jewish ass and swallows Jewish cum?Yup, you're right. Here we are
>>541703279Holy shit is this real? Is she possessed or something?
Pakistani bloody basterds can't measure up to very strong india men
>>541703237My brother in laws brother adopted kids from Rwanda. They're perfectly good kids, if you talked to them on the phone you'd assume they were whites that make more money than you.That genocide definitely happened
>>541708212>>541708212>>541708212Threaded ;) ;) ;) ;)
>>541703627
>>541708241Take this with a grain of salt but I remember some anon saying that poor girl in india some times file their teeth into points to help fight back when getting raped. Probably not true but who knows.
I bet the goyim did this
>>541703881impressive
>>541703763What happens
>>541694958Filthy brown shitskins using "cumskin" as an insult is evidence to how deeply inferior they know they are
>>541694738and then he listens to Enyahttps://youtu.be/2zkjQVh5KmQ?si=LNsyuRYaMQ34bif1
>>541708910Bruh that's insane. Where the hell is this?Imagine how many times they must've been robbed to put up that much bulletproof glass.
>>541700238>even ironically doing it is still doing itthey are women
>>541709664>god damn this Camp David marijuana is stronghe got 17 fields in the Orinoco Belthttps://www.aol.com/articles/trump-says-venezuelan-oil-refill-162145000.html
>>541697329im disappointed i thought he was gonna start shitting
>>541709586honestly I wish my skin was as white as cum. like a Tall White alien who's above the human plebs
>>541709664>>541709782We can sail. We can sailSail Away. Sail Away. Sail Away
>>541709866get remixedhttps://youtu.be/nIQqjEtfais?si=_52L9nXQNBfU3IDb
>>541695140God, Palin’s such a hottie
Thiel is used to holding bbc with both hands
>>541703279Wtf every time I see it
>>541710001fucking WOT
>>541694958It's sad that this is obvious satire by a huwite person. I want to see the genuine Yakubian takes on why per capita is fake and imaginary.
>>541708512doesn´t explain the glowing eyes burgerchanhuman eyes don´t reflext light like that , has no visible iris either.
>>541710001Strongest weave glue known to man
>>541709922>>541710001Da fu?
>>541709922That monkey is literally me
>>541709681Nigs gonna nog
>>541694827>eating pizza with a forkI do this.
>>541694738Some days I only come for the humor thread. My dark sense of humor is a load-bearing structure.
>>541703482Some people do.
>>541696187Kek. I need that meme.
>>541709356He votes on behalf others
>>541702335No fucking way this is real
>>541710381Wait, do kraut eyes not glow? wtf
>>541697063I can’t tell anymore what’s real and what’s AI.
>>541697839Deer are also fucking stupid. There’s even an amusing Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/DeerAreFuckingStupid/
>>541694738Pete is OK mostly. Don’t care about fag status, that isn’t tranny shit. They quite literally are born that way and can’t do fucking shit about it while being a troon is a conscious willing choice.
>>541702335
>>541703013Only the nips would do porn like this.
>>541705455don’t forget that a lot of major democratic cities simply just refuse to report their crime statistics to the fbi. the true number is even higher.
>>541703279Don’t turn your back on it!
>>541711662Lies.
>>541694958Your fixation on white man sized penis is understandable since you have a child size dick that can never satisfy a woman.
>>541711582they don't want people to flirt anymore because that could end up producing babies who can resist the jewish babies
>>541703472
>>541704900Kek. Iykyk
>>541711836I hate you so much but...>narwhal fuck yeah!
>>541705172But I did have breakfast.
>>541708688Please speak to my wife’s son
>>541709838The craftsmanship
>>541711836I want a long necked jaguar
>>541707975Thank you anon. I needed that classic.
>>541710001Drug cocktail called tranq. Makes your skin melt down to the bone. This person has been injecting in their forehead. Probably with the idea that it's closer to the brain so the high will be better. There's tons of videos of tranq addicts wanderering around with bone exposed.
For me, it’s definitely Faggy’s Bar and Grill. Best burgers in the north!
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. Get over it losers!
>>541709586> Filthy brown shitskins using "cumskin" as an insult is evidence to how deeply inferior they know they arelol. Is that the new ineffective slur the street shitters are trying to use for whites? Their greatest wish is to be white. Calling us white just highlights that they’re brown. Their incompetence would be funny if it wasn’t so embarrassing.
>>541703472Dragon shrimp is actually Chinese for lobster
>>541709838Impressive door strength. Props to the builder.
>>541694958Jeet hands made this.
>>541709922I feel ya monkeh
>>541712211
>>541712211Thanks anon
>>541694738Fresh off the presses OC
>>541712087Thank you anon. Context is always appreciated. I remember the days of Krokadile in Russia. It's depressing and disturbing how far some people will go for drugs.
>>541711836x-ray fish
>>541712087That’s horrific. We unironically need RWDS to exterminate junkies and drug dealers.
>>541712139Thank you sir.
>>541703627Hope he’s in Hell
Anybody got the one of god describing inventing venomous snakes and the guy in armor getting increasingly frustrated? Jewgle is useless.
>>541694738So dude can't eat chicken wings cuz he's gay? You don't love chicken wings? Are you sure you love America?
>>541705887Police dogs are better behaved than pitbulls which are the true North American nigger mauler
>>541712510So you're the one giving out the free drugs! Thank you anon!
>>541712320she is a good cook
>>541711565Nobody is born gay and Pete is a CIA cut out. He also used to torture and kill animals in south bend.
>>541703965You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
>>541695280Even if that was real I'd forgive him because it's an actual Italian pizza.
>>541712320
>>541703279Das a muhfuggin crackhead!!!
>>541708524Was about to get those bald-ass tires changed and thought, "What is the most Jewish way I can squeeze the last bit of value out of this old tire?"
>>541697063They some ugly flatchested bitches. Apart from the second one, id slap those khazar milkers around. With my penis. If you know what I mean.
>>541712320lmao this is gold, I'm legit impressed with the efforts they made there, this gradual escalation of the insects crawling about. Could totally make this a movie length things; constant stream of stuff making you increasingly uncomfortable.
>>541712938Manslaughter adds a bit more. Mans laughter. Kek
>>541697063Oy, look at muhy tiddies goy and remember the 6 million
>>541705955Her technique isn't the problem, it's her lack of power which causes the holder to have to endure more swings and more danger with each swing. She missed and almost dinged his knuckles, then she brought the axe blade near his face and neck when she pulled it back to her. He is straining and suffering more than necessary because she has no upper body strength and no hand-eye coordination. Which is ONLY a problem because she's trying to be a fucking firefighter. We don't allow midgets to play in the NBA just because they want to, and we don't allow blind people to be fighter pilots just because they want to, and we don't allow people with blood diseases to donate blood just because they want to . . .But somebody has decided that women need to be allowed to whatever they want just because they want even though they're not qualified and they make very important jobs way harder than they should be for everybody else who has to do them, and it's all fun and games as far as the people at the top are concerned, what do they care? They ones deciding to let little girls play fireman aren't the ones who have to hold the crowbar. Atlas needs to shrug.
>>541697063Id tip them a dollar
>>541713328She's Armenian though.
Imagine the smell. Hundreds of fat niggers twerking out in the sun all day drinking and smearing their giggaboo pussies all over. That's why their's bubbles in the water. They had to soap it up.
>>541699608Id stop eating meat if there was a think btich like this on every corner.No I wouldnt but wood
>>541708910>mayne I can't breeve on deze pipo how am I finna rob em
>>541709982wuz
>>541713448Your words are like magic to me. Tell me what else would happen so I can finish.
>>541697063I want that area FLOODED with refugees and migrants from Pakistan
>>541709838Quality hinges and a 2 inch solid wood frame work wonders.>>5417086885'11 VS 6'
>>541713622>5'11 VS 6'
>>541703305Haha been there.
>>541699646Joke's on her. I rape lobsters.
>>541711558Damn you.
>>541705955You don’t ever do a “wood chop” swing, but when they give the order to drive you need to get it done. This is probably a training exercise (or she would not be at the door) but in a real situation with adrenaline pumping and lives potentially at stake there’s no time for half assed swings. Swing hard and swing true. Don’t break my hand if you can help it but id rather that than whatever this is. And yes you’ll see men get absolutely stumped by a door too but that’s going to be some steel frames dogshit, they’ll have a K saw and other shit working it, and it won’t look like these little pussy tapst. Firefighter
>>541703389>>541705955Why is she using the axe as a hammer on the spear or whatever instead of just chopping down the door!!?
post in peace
>>541708910Maybe they should try not being niggers
>>541714020bring in the oxy torch, no fuck that, bring the thermal lance.>still doesn't opennuclear warhead
>>541699608>>541699646Would smash female Ziodberg woop wooop wooop
>>541708318Pretty sure this is something the Western militaries taught them. They had to check that each man had two fully dropped testicles. The western militaries did the same thing.
>>541714020Thats what they teach in fireschool? A good wood chop swing is easily directed at any target up to, and including, a small one. You have complete control the entire time with a correct swing. Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick, what are they teaching you in the fire academy?t. Tree trimmer
>>541694958Every accusation you "people" make at us is worse for yours.>"Mayo monkey"It's funny because it's not even an insult. Shitskin hurts because it's true. Nigger hurts because it's true. The only real insult to white people is calling us racist and that doesn't work here because anonymity take it's ability to group shame. Your argument fails because it's provably disingenuous. Stay mad subhuman you lost the game the moment you were conceived. The truth is that the truth hurts. And it's not on your side.
>>541694827white people do this
>>541714511The funny part is we don't use an adjective to describe monkey. We just say "monkey" and it hurts their fee fees.
>>541714044Lets just say maybe a hammer isnt available, why not even swing so the flat side of the axe hits, instead of the smaller surface area back side.
>>541714015
>>541712087i asked grok. this is real. the brain isnt exposed, just horrifying rotten skin.
>>541708524>My persecution complex is evidence I am being persecuted How the fuck are these people running the world? If Whites are allowing this kind of retard to have power, maybe White supremacy is as retarded as these kikes say after all.
>>541702335>you could be arrested by the police>this could affect your asylum claim>could
>>541714015>>541714742The war bears are almost ready
>>541699608>>541699646This just makes me hungrier for legs
>>541705253wow thanks genius.
>>541715360>The war bears are almost readykek
>>541709356Rips a fat one
>>541713448I’d jump over the side and swim home. I’d rather die.
>>541713588>I want that area FLOODED with refugees and migrants from PakistanNo Adolf. I want them all deported to Somalia or Pakistan.
>>541714015This is how it starts.
>>541714234The physicians do it during the entrance medical exam. Not some faggot line.
>>541715503Who’s a good bear?
>>541713865Fuck you
>>541715979That image...>implying Thai people are the reason for bars on the windows
The new Jeet Shaker™.
>>541694959>These Final HoursDamn, right in the feels
>>541712320I can fix her
>>541711254I only come here for the humor, people that believe in politics are hilarious.
>>541710001Damn, that's the worst when you can't find a vein
>>541708910Has he tried working on the content of his character
>>541710162Cops can shoot a petting farm to death but they can't shoot a nigger. Theyre scared. Cops are absolute bottom of the barrel pussy faggots.
>>541711582White women are far and away the most oppressed people of all time
>>541711582Unironically, my last job told us this in orientation.
>>541713991Brutal
>>541694738How the fuck is this real? What’s wrong with this weird little faggot?https://nypost.com/2019/11/08/pete-buttigieg-raises-eyebrows-for-eating-cinnamon-roll-like-chicken-wings/
>>541710381Maybe her eyes are damaged? I initially assumed she was terribly inbred.
>>541705955When you're breaking a door like that, time is of the essence. If the building is on fire and the inside of the home is filling with smoke as little as 5 seconds can literally be the difference between a dead family and the day being saved. So yes, it absolutely matters that she isn't able to break the door in 1 or 2 swings. You calmly beat that thing like it raped your wife but you don't follow through once you reach the impact zone. Fire fighters get minor injuries like that all the time and those gloves absorb the blow pretty well.
>>541699608Their boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what they cheer.
>>541717073May i see these videos?I literally can't jack off to anything else and im fresh out
>>541715979>Nummy foodsThis person is clearly developmentally disabled.
R. I. P. WHITE RACE
>>541715979Plus shitskins and niggers are not vibrant, if anything they're the complete opposite.
>>541716112And we couldn't possibly make foreign foods without the foreigners
>>541716253I don't like this, baby chicks are so cute.
>they believe the jews
>>541712320What a rollicking jollicking thread.Glad I stayed up for it.
>>541717195Pray for us favelabro
>>541712719Agreed, I'm a huge German Shepherd lover myself. But idk much about how many DNBs pitbulls actually kill. It mainly seems to be the toddlers of clueless whites
>>541709838lmao
>>541707917Whats wierd about penis inspection day?
>>541699646Is it still called a furry if you now want to fuck a giant man sized lobster lady?
>>541694934>>541695140They had pizza party together
>>541705574Worse, British
>>541703389>>541714044(You) 2 are the most retarded fat lards in this thread. Firefighthers are fucking losers and faggots, but you 2 have literally never done more than put a Walmart shelf together. You probably are in the military or something to be this fucking stupid. I hope you get chemically castrated by the Iranian National Guard when your orange fart goblin sends you to cover up him raping kids.
>>541707975Stunning and brave.
>>541715991Ok boomer.>>541716343
>>541711582
>>541711892lmao
>>541694824nowhere near shiny enough, but an otherwise keen fusion that demonstrates a clear understanding of the modern diverse experience7/8, just polish that negro up and you have a masterpiece
>>541708910They make it resemble a prison so niggers feel more comfortable
>>541694827What if I hate both the faggot and the orange kikesucking pedo traitor? You ever consider that you child raping tranny faggot?
>>541709838Those are some well made cupboards
>>541716406It’s better to contain the retarded redneck virgins and the inbred cross eyed white women to these gas stations. Consumers for life. Car culture idiots trapped inside. It has improved my life substantially now that these idiots eat and shit there the restaurants and grocery stores around are much cleaner.
>>541708688What is really sad, is she is wearing lifts that are at least 3 inches.
>>541708910Imagine doing all that work when you could just exterminate niggers instead. You could just go door to door pulling them out of their homes and killing whole families, or just run their houses over with tanks and armored bulldozers. It would take like 3 weeks to exterminate every nigger in the country. They just started spontaneously exterminating niggers in New Orleans the second there was a power vacuum. It would be so easy it’s almost comical
>>541697063Anything: HappensWhite Women: OMG PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE
>>541708524Thats how blacks are. But louder.
>>541694738Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>541713865dammit you nigger
>>541705172It's proof they don't understand anything, and cannot be made to.
>>541703472What would this be called?
>>541712320Honestly the scariest thing is the shitty old power board with half plugged in shit lying on flammable clothes
>>541717902Beaverduck or HAHA HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>541710341I think you underestimate how easy AI is now, a nigger can just ask grok to make a video like that.
>>541699646Um, how much for a clawjob?
>>541704771Antichrist literally means "against oiled things" and pizza is very greasy.
>>541694958If niggers, spics, Indians, or Arabs were in Old Testament, God would have ordered them exterminated like the Canaanites. It’s utterly absurd that we even tolerate your existence
>>541705220>eating at subway. Ever.That anon already goofed
>>541709982
>>541717812Blessed
>>541694934Do people really not eat the crust first? Get the worst part out of the way so you savor the rest.
>>541711558Too soon
>>541718066not palin
>>541717812>>541718099Remember:Galatians 3:28Acts 17:26Romans 2:11Acts 10:34-35James 2:9Don't let the Satanists spread hate in Christ's name.
>>541694824Cheers!
>>541710162Niggers are antithetical to civilization. There's no punchline. That is a simple statement of observable fact.
>>541699608That kid on the right will be our strongest soldier.
>>54170965670001!
>>541711673They know we would leave them behind if we could
>>541718247Bible clearly says you should hate evil people actually
>>541712262>No subscription required>That's how you know it's good
>>541716539Cops are the lowest imaginable form of life. They are so utterly worthless and debased that it’s hard to believe they are even real.
>>541718525Yeah, people like you, satanist. Repent and accept Christ in your heart.
>>541715503
>>541715979
>>541712262>lesbian space princessI swear that was the title of a porno in the 90s.
>>541718632You’re obviously a subversive faggot kike
>>541708688I thought this was AI video made to humiliate her at first. But that's right she is really tiny even for a woman. She's like halfway there with boy mannerisms but then she forgets and acts like a woman again.
>>541718950>There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.>Galatians 3:28Remember that Jesus loves you and you still have time to change your evil ways, my misguided friend. The light will shine through you but you must open your eyes to follow his path.
>>541719100You’re such an obvious kike
>>541709838Good thing there isn't clearer focus on the distress on her face at about :07 or I might have defiled myslef.
>>541719109You are obviously guided by Satan to spread hate in this world. Only through Christ and his love for creations will set you free. Do not fall for the trickery of the devil and repent. One day you will see the errors of your way.
>>541715474He died forgotten
>>541715474Niggers are real
>>541719233Teach me your ways of annoyance and subterfuge to everything and everyone on God's green earth. A guy in a black Lamborghini Diablo refused to surrender a weapon of mass destruction to a kike nation.hail the rain of Diablo.Have you heard the good news?The ARC angel chained Diablo in hell for the mortal life time of 1000 years. Glory be to God.
>>541717373That it happens twice a week.
>>541720002We don't die we go to hell to recruit. Winning is all fighting so true so grim so real. Pulling your strings Justice is done.
>>541716630These need a cowboy bebop waltz for venus version. That motherfucker could make a serial killer cry. Give me rocco saying he was like water or give me nothing.
Justice is right, justice is lost, justice is done.
Justice is done.
>>541715979God I hate the "muh food" argument with a passion. Most dishes people think of were created to sell to white people. They aren't even strictly speaking ethnic. It would be more accurate to call them ethnically themed.
>>541716239Step your game up anon
>>541703627>claim: thing did not exist before X>main proof is that the modern word for it wasn't used before X55 IQ take.
>>541716406Kek libshits seethe whenever they’re reminded that people live entire, happy lives without their approval
>>541716343Liberals tree of life is truly upside down
>>541720436Feel the rain on your skin.
Natasha Bedingfield released the single "Unwritten" on November 29, 2004.Facebook officially launched on February 4, 2004.Banned banned banned banned autobanned!There was nothing before Zuckerberg he is God. Kosher fact check."Your" book begins...
How do you figure you started Facebook?Zuckerberg coded it correct?Yes.Then I am Mr. Reid. Reed grass becomes reid paper. You write script on the reid then you can read a book. I sold the idea of the .com the blank book.Ok I'll give you that credit.
He is my boss of course I know him.
