So, what do you do with it, /pol/?
>>541712737turn it into the police dept
Considering every person who uses it gets fucked in the end I choose to return it without using it.
>>541712737Write my name into the book and make the time limit -9999999999999999999
>>541712737I've got a lot of names to write in this thing
>>541712737don't get caught by being a retard like Light
>>541712737Bury it, than draw a treasure map for it. Spread rumors about it's existence than that will convince the millionaires possibly billionaires to buy the map from me. Live happy.
>>541712809>>541712828Are you sure you wanna do that? You're literally giving up the key of being the most powerful man on Earth. If you actually found the death note irl would you really let go of such an opportunity?
>>541712737
I write the name of every known Jewish person in the world using publicly available birth records and voter roll data and sacrifice myself for the greater good knowing nobody will ever know or thank me or remember me.
>>541712737i'm gonna need a few more of these for around 17 millions of names I must write in it>>541712828honestly, i'm willing to accept the consequences
>>541712737Write the name of every holocaust survivor so there's a mass die off and then watch media to see them blaming Hitler
>>541712875Just write names in a way that'll make it subtle. Make the deaths vary from heart attack, to car accident and so on. Don't write too many names in a short time period or else people will notice. Don't use the internet to research on your victims.
>>541712997It's da damn zklon b extended release version
>>541712737>So, what do you do with it, /pol/?start writing.
>>541713084Who?
>>541712898You also go to super hell automatically.One guy who used it as a bargaining tool without ever writing in it got memorywiped and instakilled before he even got to reap the benefits
>>541712737JEWS!!!
>>541712737>>541712828I'll take the hit for humanity's long-term survival
>>541712737write "donald j. trump" and "benjamin netanyahu"
>>541713174Are you willing to go to hell as long as kikes get wiped out? Is it a fair trade deal to you?
>>541713056Or just use the internet to make a physical archive of every jew, move to another city/country, wait 2 or 3 years, then start writing them in the death note.Chances of you being traced back after such a long time are exactly 0.Most of the jewish infants born in that time will either die or be adopted by non jews who can't indoctrinate them into the religion.
>>541713220And how will you make them die? Don't do a heart attack. That's boring.
>>541712737I would start writing about how all niggers and jews should die.
>>541712737return it to the owner
>>541713133>You also go to super hell automatically.Heaven and hell don't exist in the Death Note universe. When you die there's nothing after. Ryuk didn't lie in the beginning, in saying that users of the Death Note don't go to heaven or hell, he just didn't mention that nobody else does either. Because he's a sadistic apple-eating demon.
>>541713311The issue with moving to another country is that the border patrol will search for your possessions and find your death note.
>>541713201you can't just write terminology for themthat's not how it works nigger
>>541713409Damn are border controls that assfaggots on the american continents?I can just go between EU states by car and get asked for nothing but my ID.
>>541712737>WHITES>EUROPE>Uh.. Light, it doesn't work like that>NAZIS>FASCISTS
>>541713638But Light is japanese? Didn't his ancestors fought alongside the Axis power in WW2?
>>541713715Shhh don't tell the jester idiot that.
>>541712737I used a page to wipe my ass, would that kill everyone in India?
>>541712737Find a functional download of coincidence detector.
If most of the world watch this video, we can start killing the niggers at the streets without the disapproval of the authorities. So, share this video.
>>541713418>You have to write down every individual name>because, okay?Fuck you, I'm doing it in bulk.
I would write down Michael Robinson to see if Michelle Obama dies.
>>541712737Writes the names of every e celeb
>>541714125Like Kike Ross?
>>541712737This literally happened to me.I was driving in my deep rural area when I saw a notebook on the side of the road looking like a Death Note and I thought "it couldnt be lol no fucking way" but i got out my car and it was. i was like "please god let this be real" so i opened it up and it said "Barnes & Noble" and i was like "fuck" but i thought "wait maybe it could be real anyway and this is a matrix trick to stop me from using it" so i took it home and i wrote certain (((names))) in it and went to sleep later and after woking up checked if anything happened.nothing did. confirming it was fake. the real crazy part is i went to work and came back and the book was fucking GONE. i never saw it again. however in truth i cant remember if i threw it in the trash for not working or not.
>>541712898Im not smart enough to use it correctly. And yeah you instantly go to hell if you use it so hard pass
>>541714326ive told this story many times in the archives over the years so that's how you know its true. i should have kept it but i suspect i tossed it in the trash because it was so dirty from being on the side of the road.
>>541714326Honestly this looks like a fun prank to pull off.I'll make a replica and drop it somewhere random in my college.
>>541712737Write my name down in it so if I lose it like the previous owner people will know who to return it to.
>>541714326>>541714359however the important part is i literally felt like Light Yagami when I pulled over and saw it was an actual death note. i thought, for only a minute, i was chosen, that i was about to be special. even after reading it was from Barnes & Noble that only took half that feeling away, because i thought it could be a matrix trick to stop me from using it. only after waking up the next day and nothing happened did that feeling of being Light Yagami about to cleanse the world actually go away.god i miss that feeling. so brief.
>>541714395i recommend it, because despite being a prank, if that person is like me, it will make the feel good, if they are gullible enough to think "what if?" and try using it. its a good feeling. like Light Yagami felt in the show.
>>541712737I would leave it where it is, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Probably write everyone's name that ever appeared on television just to see what new shows they come up with with the old guard retired
>>541712737>immediatly put my name on it.>peace, finally
>>541714512You would literally get caught by glowniggers by doing this.
>>541714529>some dude with the same name as yours dies>realize in horror, you can't suicide by death note
>>541714453maybe I could write a few (((names))) before dropping it to simulate the old owner just to make it a little based.
>>541714575Just write again?
>>541714573Meh they know anyone who has an iq about 100 anyway
Write my name on it
>>541712737INDIAAFRICA
>>541712737Rape OP
>>541714656You're gonna be writing for a while, you'd be surprised how many dudes you share your name with.
obviously, write my name in it cuz it's mine now
>>541712737Africa, India, Mexico
>>541712737I write the names of all the millionaires, billionaires, and trillionaires in it. Then I write in the names of all their descendants.
>>541712737ISREALSREAL
>>541712737I write my mother's name
>>541712737jew, niggers then faggots so OP dies
>>541712737ooh wau, it's scary because it has death on it. I must definitely deficate on a sidewalk and poonder about it
i have list of the moderators i meet form 5y old...
>>541714326another thing that made me think the death note i found could've been real was that in my life i have prayed to receive a death note. so it is kind of like a cosmic prank, like my prayers were heard so they gave me a fake one as a joke
>>541713220Won't work, you need to know their real names
>>541712737Fly to Baker Island and bury it underground.
>>541714868That's antisemitic.
>>541713892Need to picture everyone's face specifically while you write it
>>541712737>instantly pick it up>look around to make sure nobody saw me>hide it under my jacket>run home to get a pen>hastily scribble a name: OP
>>541715671Something like picrel would't work then?The evilest jews may be immune since they often hide their real appearance and powerword.
>>541714573It'd be pretty difficult to catch a Death Note user. In the show, Light basically has to flag himself for L in responding to the TV broadcast. If he'd just sat there calmly and done nothing, L wouldn't have even known which continent to start on.I think you could figure out if a /pol/ Chud got their hands on this thing just from the choices of target and the likely extravagant deaths, but how many Chuds are browsing here who would look exactly the same in their internet activity as all the rest who don't have Death Notes? >>541714575>>541714656>>541714848That's exactly why it doesn't work that way. You have to picture their face in your mind while you're writing the name so the Death Note knows which person of that name you mean to kill, otherwise it doesn't work.
>>541712809>>541712828RETARD ALERT. Touching the Death Note AT ALL makes it YOUR property if nobody else has touched it before. When you touch the Death Note you are instantly bound to a contract with a Shinigami that WILL write your name in their book. Do not touch, just pass it by.
>>541715972What’s this gay looking clowns name? I write that down.
>>541712737Anon would use it to draw doodles.
make all jews hang themselves
It would be a nightmare burden! Immagine having to guard that shit and hide it from everyone on this Earth. I'd write my name in immediately and unburden myself.
Are you saying you have this book? Boasting?
>>541712737Test more of the command word shit it does than light did, see if I cam write shit like "donates 5k a month to my money laundering charity for 12 months then stops for 13 months then commits suicide"
>>541715733>all OPs die>no threads on 4chan>website dieswtf?
>>541718817Im 6%. Should I rope
>>541712737Kill all leafs
>>541712737Write a note on it. It's a notebook.
>>541712737*stein*berg
