I visited Tasmania and it's literally just Norway with incest.
I'm cool with that. Sounds based, never been.
>>541719501The food is homely and delicious, I never had such good scallops in my life. The people are beautiful and retarded and hypersexual. I think most of them are on drugs or drunk all day. And there are so many foreigners it's a joke. I think half the workers I talked to in stores had trouble with English. It gives me anxiety because I flew halfway around the world just to end up in a backwater version of Oslo.
Whenever I watch the international weather Hobart is the only city in Australia I've ever seen with the snow icon. I'm very curious about Tasmania and if I ever go down under that's where I'll be. I'm from West Virginia so the incest thing will be normal for me
>>541719832This winter hasn't been cold at all. Local people said sometimes there are bad years with blizzards but I'm not sure I believe them because they also told me they take the organs out of their relatives and feed them to pets to make it easier to transport dead people to the morgue.
>>541718894Based goddess hannah gadsby is also from tasmania.
>>541719899Do you think that's true? Are Tassies known for telling tall tales?
>>541718894Wumao, Chink, SlopeheadOP = Mr Chang from the CCP. He is big mad this arvo and doing lots of Straya disparagement threads instead of pulling himself.Responding just keeps Changs hands off it and denies him relief.Pull yourself Mr Chang
>>541718894>just Norway with incest.???
>>541720102I think they're just trying to scare people away because they're sick of tourism. A drunk old man told me that foreigners are sometimes enslaved on farms and kept in underground shipping containers.
Norwegians...don't let this stand. It's time to copulate with your sisters, brothers, fathers, mothers to close the gap.
>>541720163Did you tell him he's confused with Epstein Island?
Do they have mephedrone in Tasmania?
>>541720162Hobart city looks like the rape baby of Tromso and Oslo.The food is definitely Norway tier (style, price, taste, quality)Unless they're already drunk, any time I try to talk to a white person they jump out the way like I'm trying to sell them a fake watch.I saw somebody sell a stingray on the side of the road.
>>541720288There's a lot of cocaine and ketamine. They said "drone" used to be common in the 2010s but it's no longer fashionable.
>>541720162So this is the famous German humor I hear about.
>>541718894me second from the left
>>541718894i went to tazmania once when i was 8.the first area was a desert with gushing waterspouts and clunky square block men who flicked their long tongues at you.then i had to stamp on a pickup truck driven by a kangaroo or something.i also saw your factory where you were churning out killbots - but there was plenty of roast chicken lying around so i survived it.the mines were fucked up. i still have nightmares about those spastic elevators to this day.and the jungle bit with those bitey plants and annoying spear-chucking mice? fuck.and that FUCKING river with the logs - double fuck.the ruins were cool but what was with the bats?and why are your seagulls so huge?all that kerfuffle just to get an egg.spolier - it hatched and the chick thought i was its mum (i'd killed her, no choice)."come to tazmania - we mean YOU" indeed. yeah not falling for those tricks again.i ate my way through some multipacks of skips just to get the tshirt. i miss that tshirt.
