Michael Nicosia has become the area’s most desirable bachelor — by enjoying his own personal version of George Costanza’s classic “Seinfeld” reverse-psychology pickup line: “I’m unemployed, and I live with my parents.”https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/us-news/meet-long-islands-real-george-costanza-unemployed-and-living-with-his-parents-at-31/
>>541728227>be chad>say/do anything>get womenMy takeaway here is that /pol/ was right again
>>541728227kill yoursef
>>541728227Why do goymerixans obsess over "getting married" so fucking much?
>>541728227i have no chance of ever looking that good
>I’m unemployed, and I live with my parentshonorable greek
>>541728227He’s literally rich as fuck and temporarily out of work because he broke his leg or something. Plus he’s some sort of second or third generation foreigner, Greek or something, so inevitably they are all nepo-Greeks who made tonnes of money by conspiring with each other as all foreign groups ALWAYS do, so his parents are loaded too.Plus there’s the element of him being visually obviously a foreign med, and that chance to get fucked by a nepotistic invader is another turn on to women because it allows them to humiliate the men of their own in-group.Women will date anyone with money and can see through a momentary blip in fortunes.This guy is probably still a millionaire or will be, that is until he gets divorced.
>>541732018>because it allows them to humiliate the men of their own in-group.Mentally ill. They could just really fucking like olives and curly hair and think the plate smashing thing means no washing up.
>>541732131You are saying the exact same thing. They hate their own genetics. Choosing foreign genetics is hating your own men and themselves.
>>541732131You’re too stupid to be allowed to live.
>>541731229you can't become a manlet with decent body?
>>541732862Not really, you're just deranged prison gay shutins annoyed you can't make a similar selection because of your Quasimodo like visage, immature interests, chosen poverty and anti social tendencies.
>>541732131Also I’ve just noticed the flag. Get the fuck out of Melbourne and go home Kostas. You butthurt faggot.
>>541732954probably not. i became a hermit after the divorce and now i get headaches from just getting up.i used to bike for hours.my heart will probably explode soon or i'll have a stroke
New INCEL thread!
>>541732972So Asian women do not hate their own?
>>541733009Rent is due on the 30th
>>541729363>no tattoos>not fat or runty >no premature balding>semi respectable clothing Women only want guys with a lot of mone-oops. Maybe the bar isn't that high for either sex, just there's a lot of trash to sort through.
>>541728227>I'sreal my brain is so fried
>>541728227We already knew chad didnt need a job thats why we are all quitting ours.
>>541732018Greek aren't really that nepotistic. You're thinking of Italians.t. Grew up around both
>>541733173this is me waking up every day
>>541728227imagine not mistressmaxxing. single men beyond their early 30s are low status
>>541733334Nice try, marriage is unfavorable as a life choice for men.
>>541733052>i used to bike for hours.getting sucked the fuck up is not the waycheck your test levels. If they're hypogonadal, get on HRT. If they're in normal range, but low, optimize this shit. You'll build a decent physique. Just not on 300ng/dl
>>541733404only if you are a poor judge of character
>>541733468Holy cope. Marriage is off the table, it aint happening anymore. Be gone tradcuck
>>541733445my hormones are fineive just been rotting on the couch for several years now and not moving around
>>541733234Tattoos and baldness won't make a difference.Pic related is convicted criminal Jeremy Meeks. You must not know that story.
>>541733502so the problem is weight? just how much do you weigh?
>>541733592my weight is fine. my cardiovascular health is just terrible. i don't exercise. i don't even go for walks.it's too late, bratan. i'm 40 and there is nothing good in life anymore
>>541728227BGC has that effect
>>541728227Men are literally the same. Men don't care if a woman is unemployed and living with her parents and whatever as long as she's hot.Heck, a high-salary professional would marry a fast food worker as long as she's hot. Look at all the men that were thirsting after that drive-thru chick.
>>541732018>>541733286>Greek aren't really that nepotistic. You're thinking of Italians.This, Greeks are paranoid schizo's compared to other groups. Greeks don't trust anyone, especially other Greeks, they don't support each other, they flex and show off, I know from experience
>>541733664You are only allowed to give up after you do>15 min of light exercise (walking is ok if its at least "brisk-ish pace")>15 min of stretching Do this for ONE week, if you dont feel ANY better, give up.
>>54173366440 aint too late. I'm 41. You don't need cardio for the gym. And it does improve with the muscle mass
>>541733804>>541733808my blood pressure spikes super high if i do anything
>>541733913then start slowor if you've got arteries problems, solve that or get on bp meds. I think the new gen ones aren't a big deal. Talmisartans or whatever. Idk, I don't take them. I know that statins are kind of nasty, but I don't know the details
>>541729363Fuck I forgot I need to go get my divorce paperwork today! But my life has not been anything like this guy. ZERO woman want me. I have a date tomorrow night by a girl who sucked my dick last week real good but man what a fucking dry spell. Then again that guy has a mop on his head and I'm sort and bald but I work out. I want a baddie church girl cause I got a monster cock
>>541728227he looks like a manlet
>>541729363every time
>>541731935kek
>>541728227marriage became pointless as soon as no fault divorce dropped
Just found out the other day when someone asks where you are from because you have an accent, but you are actually a local with no accent, it means you have the "virgin accent"It's over....
>>541734438But, that thing only happen in first-world countries, why are you worried?
>>541734549hahaha. a talking turd. lmao
>>541731229I look way way betterHad 30/10 mega stacy 6-2 girlfriendwomen are toys to me
>>541728227Justin Trudeau looking ass
>>541729363Pretty much mate.It's worse than that too, different woman view different men as "chads".For example I have a Jeep and one of the mudguards has a pretty diy repair job done on it. Take out or meet up with a woman who's into me she probably won't even mention it. Some broad who isn't into me "omg why don't you fix your wheel guard". Yes because I should waste thousands on a fucking wheel guard when some dumbass will scrape it in a parking lot every month without fail.Nothing like getting criticized about my off roaders guard paint from a woman who takes a bus everywhere./pol was defiantly correct.
>>541729363There’s a chud : chad continuum. Being a wage-slave moves you towards chud, being stressed from work and low energy makes you more like chud. Living an easy life, exercising, and being happy and healthy moves you towards chad.You were all born from thousands of years of chads, you all have it in you to become chad, but until we fix this polygamist society together things will always be fucked.>t. lost my job, started working out and cooking with all my free time, suddenly had girls all over me despite changing nothing else.
>>541728227>tallwomen have only 1 standard they don't care what else
>>541734688Yep total playboy looking guy.
most women are dogsand ones who look awesome tend to ask money unless u catch em youngkill all jew is solutionwomen should have 0 moneyminorities should be oceans away from whitesflibe.comgreenarrays.com
>>541728227Some dirty zionist jew fag on steroids is not America's body desirable anything. >Jew owned media (which is all media): "please find us jews jews attractive, non-jewish people!"No. You're literally not attractive, not appealing, and not redeeming.
>>541733913>my blood pressure spikes super high if i do anythingWhat is "super high"? Do you measure it or feel that? You can do an ergonometry test at a doctor. You will ride a bike and your BP will be measured. Avoiding super high intensity workouts to avoid BP spikes is ok. Avoiding all bodily activity because you feel that you get high bp is on you.
>>541728227> Why get married?So you can enjoy the beauty of mature, empowered women
>>541728227>Michael Nicosiais this the Cyprus version of Peter Magyar
>>541729363kek, pretty much.I already learned that back in HS because I was best friends with the Chad from our year.I was scorned for being good at math (supposedly), because that made me the weird nerd. disregard that I hung out with Chad pretty much every day, we went drinking together, we played soccer together and so on, so none of the stereotypes actually fit me. but I'm a 6 or maybe a 7 from the right angle, so no matter what I did, it was wrong. especially while standing next to Chad.meanwhile, my friend could talk about this new porn he managed to snatch from his father's office cupboard or how he spent all night playing super mario kart right in hearing range of the girls and they'd still cream themselves and would have eaten shit just for a second of his attention.it had one positive though, it was kinda fun to watch them hate me on the one hand, but also not be able to really do anything about it apart from insulting me behind my back because I could just label them as nasty skank while hanging out with the guy and it would have nuked all their chances instantly.
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>>541732018nobody in the us thinks of greeks, especially third generation greeks, as foreignthe whole med vs nord thing stopped mattering here 100 years ago.
>>541738553>especially third generation greeks, as foreignI remember as a kid in the 90's feeling a bit foreign when going to the local mall and everyone looked like tall, nordic blonde chad and stacy's. Now when I go to the mall I feel like the only white man on Earth
>>541733234Read the article retard. He's a former Goldman. He has money. Likely fuck you money, even.
>>541728227>manlet>autism shoes>31 looks 40Lets see those 100 "women"
>>541729363Trust me, AnonIt's a blessing and a curse, especially if you are feminine hot like me.+literally a VIP membership to date hot girls, even the exclusive hot lesbian girls, I shit you not+girls will pay, and pay, and pay+you can get away with it, just don't make it to the news-Fags/troon magnet: some faggots who had a crush on me for 27 years finally killed himself last APRIL, committed SUE.-Jeally assholes -everyone wants to fuck me in the ass-they just cannot wait to see you fall >>541733234 >>541734071 >>541734282 >>541734690 >>541734700 >>541738268
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>>541739953Love the vanity postings. I was a dumb idiot who believed in chastity and not being a degenerate and not degrading women by sleeping with them in order to preserve their worth for future husbands, aka the Christian sexual moral system that I inherited from my parents. I got completely cucked and the society rugpulled me to a point where now what perhaps might have been a virtue is a complete vice and liability...Brother, how do I get into this mindset of smashing everything that moves?I'm good looking to a point I get constant stares when I go out, 6'4 and buffed, but I carry the ick factor from the lack of sexual experience with countless foids and I get mogged by men who didn't believe the lie.Help me, twink chad.
>>541733561Debunked
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>>541740641>Help me, twink chad.I used to get mad when I heard it, but now lolFor some reason, I can do this to women; I cannot explain it. I can even pull a celebrity
>>541728227He doesnt look short and bald....
I was a virgin til 29 and live with my parents and I just lie about having a job and I'm fucking two different women right now plus another one I'll start fucking soon as well. Being a NEET makes you WAY more attractive to women because you don't have that beaten-down sort of shrunken energy wagies do. I was so fucking beta with my ex as a wagie and as a NEET I am way better off. Still trying to find a job that won't wear me down so I can keep some of these girls though. My $90,000 in savings won't last forever and I want to buy a house someday.
>>541740641Just start banging them, they'll find your awkwardness cute.
>>541739277One of my friends fucked over 400 women since 1996. Sadly, one falsely accused him of rape and demanded payments, he refused and got 4 years in prison.
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>>541728227I have that exact body, a less shitskin face, 6'3 but cursed with autism, feels bad
>>541743680>a less shitskin face
>>541735039It means he is obese and eats fast food every day
>>541739953Anon, /pol/ isn't for fanfiction.
>>541733052You have POTS. get tested
>>541744264not obese and i dont eat fast food>>541745089>POTSyeah probably
>>541734690>picrel>jeep waveWhy are you gay
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