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I just realized Kvinner in Norwegian is woman.

Explain yourself Norway. Why do you call them winner? What's this kikery?
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learning Norwegian to be better at pretending to be one?
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>>541728387
Because women are superior to men.
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>>541728501
Gay
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>>541728387
no anon it's not
>k'winner
it's
>k'whiner
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My mom is a winner cause she got me
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>>541728533
this.
kviner = literally "whiner"
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>>541728387
>kvinner
>queen+winner
It's even more cucked than that
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>>541728533
Why do you lie nigger? I'm native Skandinavisk.
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>>541728533
>>541728566

Lmao I didn't get this at first.
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>>541728587
It's definitely some kike that made it.
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>>541728387
the i is silent you fool it's actually Kvnner(Cunner) as fellow nords we also call our women in a similar manner "Muiere" with "muie" meaning blowjob
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>>541729215
Nigga you're Romaini. Not only you're wrong, nobody even asked you anything.
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>>541728387
It’s a doublet of English "Queen"
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>>541729438
That's the craziest thing. It's Jewish. We might actually track the origins and who proposed it.
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>>541728387
K nigger
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>>541729215
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Proto-Germanic (*kwenō / *kwēniz): ~2,500+ years old Before the Viking era, the word developed from an early Germanic root meaning "woman" or "wife". This exact same root branched off into English to become the word "queen" (which originally just meant "woman" or "female ruler" before specializing into royalty).

Fuck this shit. It's been over. We Wuz Queenz and shit.
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>>541728387
I’m anout to give up on learning Norwegian because it pisses me off how many prepositions can take whatever form they want depending on sentence context, på, som, bli, være, ved, om, for, til. Like just pick one fucking word for “to”. Why must I say “Jeg trenger ikke kniven til kaken.” I’m not going to the cake so why can’t I just say “Jeg trenger ikke kniven for kaken?”
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>>541728387
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>>541731241
damn, I missed this clip, haven't seen it in many years
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>>541731680
Do you have a variant of the word
>kælling
over there? (The origin of that one is teehee)
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>>541731492
>>541731680
WE WUZ K'VIN'S N SHEEEEIT
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>>541731558
"til" in this case = "with"
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>>541731885
bruh, I thought “med” was used as the English “with”?
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>>541729438
Doublet is two words within the same language which evolved from the same word. Kvinna and queen are cognates.
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>>541731865
kärring
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>>541728387
Dick in German means thick. You like that, don't ya.
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>>541732030
And I thought Norwegian one was bad. Angloids literally butchered it. I think it's better if we all adapted Deutsch.
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>>541728566
Holy Kek.
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>>541732160
yeah, sounds like it.
For us, at least, it was originally the word for the big block of wood with a BIG hole in it, firmly secured to longboats, to put the mast in. (teehee)
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>>541732017
mostly, yes
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>>541728387
kvinner kvinner woman dinner
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>>541732661
Its Kv'in now chud.
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>>541732785
Are you sure it's not kiviaq?
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>>541728387
Your arab face is the only kikery around here
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norsktorsk
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>>541733228
Is that what you call klipfisk?
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>>541732661
So like three chicken nuggets and popcorn?
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Kv'in sisters.... I don't feel so good.
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>>541728640
Show flag then. Rajeshtein.
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>>541733809
Fuck off kike.
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>>541728640
Hvis du er skandinavisk, hvilket land? Hvilken by? Du er ikke skandi, du er en løgner din kæmpe taber.
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>>541734938
Dræb dig selv.
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>>541734944
Jag är svensk, men jag bryr mig inte om att bevisa det för någon här
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>>541733062
Kys
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>>541735082
Rejs hjem, perker.
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>>541734975
Kill yourself right now.
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>>541735118
Broke manlet Chechen clown
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>>541728640
X
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>>541728387
I got more funny Norwegian translations for you.

chef = kokk (pronounced "cock")
subject = fag
end = slutt
speed = fart
in speed = i fart
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>>541731558
det skal ikke være lett å lære norsk
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>>541735621
I hate the speed one too. It's exclusive to Sweden and Norway.
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>>541735621
Classic.
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>>541735844
>It's exclusive to Sweden and Norway
no you retarded vpn nigger
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>>541735621

You language is even more pervert than ours.
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>>541732017
its both
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>>541735660
Det har blitt vanskelig å lære seg noen grammatiske ting. For example, I was going to type “Det har blitt vanskelig å lære litt grammatisk tengene” But double checking it in a translator always lets me know I’m an idiot.
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>>541736045
Didn't I tell you already to fuck off? You fucking kike.
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>>541736141
English has much simpler grammar.
But it's also full of exceptions. Say:
sit
site
opposite
It doesn't make any sense. Just have to memorize it.
For Norwegian I don't even know how I speak it.
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>>541736137
Norwegian seems alot like English in that, the language patterns don’t make logical sense but you must remember to just say it that way.
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>>541731558
>why can’t I just say “Jeg trenger ikke kniven for kaken?”
Because that makes no sense?
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>>541736495
So in what context is it appropriate to use “for” in norsk eller dansk? Other than “for å lære”? Can “for” ever be used as it is in English to mean “belonging to a person, place or thing?
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>>541728458
Jew switching to an even greedier more conniving tribe.
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>>541736801
For example is “Jeg trenger det ikke for landet mitt.” grammatically correct? If so why does “for my country” work but not “for the cake”?
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>>541731558
Hahaha. I love you burger anon.

The secret to learning norwegian is that at the end of the day, you dont really say anything. Because people dont really talk to each other here. It is crazy but I talk and write more american during a day than norwegian since I have family and frens in the US and most people I work with is beyond norwegian borders.
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>>541735219
>>541735309
Post your adress, me and the boys want to give you a visit, perker svin.
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>>541737334
Jeg prøver faktisk å lære meg norsk, men de små tingene gjør meg usikker.
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>>541737810
Your norwegian is better than most norwegians norwegian. Dont doubt yourself anon. You will be just fine.
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Norwegian is a troglodyte language.
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>>541735621
Yeah, we have all those too.
After all, our original language was norse.
But we have another funny one.
>sanddyne
in fjellape
>dune
in englicarian
would be, in kamelåså?
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>>541737996
do an MTG side by side please
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>>541728387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAh91mcvcw
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>>541728587
>queen

Well...
>Etymology
>From Old Swedish kvinna, from Runic Swedish kuino, from Old Norse kvæna, from kván (“wife”), from Proto-Germanic *kwenǭ, from Proto-Indo-European *gʷḗn. Cognate with English queen.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kvinna

It would appear you're onto something...

>>541728533
>k'whiner

I like this more though. Kekkity.
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>>541738601
Its Kv'in now chud.
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>>541737996
Would beat over head and drag back to cave.
>t. gronk
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>>541737810
Så langt, så bra, burgerbror
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>>541728566
Based Norweegin and digits
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>>541737996
would. this is how Haaland was produced btw
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>>541738082
we pretty much talk danish but we pronounce the vowels so different to you which can make it a bit difficult to understand sometimes



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