>Millenials will escape the draf... *ACK*HAHAHHAHHAAYOU'RE COMING WITH US
>>541735976Hey Zoomies, want to avoid the draft? Get married.
>>541735976"soldier" on the right is pic related
>>541735976
>>541736168No, that's private chud.
sorry zoomers but im fat on ssris and have hemorrhoidssee you on /r/combatfootage soon!
>>541736038
>>541735976Nah I'm doin ketamine treatment I'm def mentally unfit sorry
Fuck the USA
>>541736252
>>541735976Smug Millenial posters who used to love talking about how zoomies are going to be drafted while they stay home and fuck zoomettes have gotten REAL QUIET recently...
>>541735976u guys have been writing about "a draft" for about 5 years now and there isnt one.
>>541735976Cool. Still won't die for pissrael.
>>541735976I honestly wish the military would draft me. In my mid 30s and doing absolute fuck-all with my life going nowhere. Plus it actually seems kinda fun to hang with the boys and BTFO some habilis mudslimes.
>>541736324Clean it up, slave
>>541736324still here. still got a medical rejection from the DHS in my files from 2024. still living 40 miles from camp pendleton. your women will be well cared fort. jody
>>541735976Holy fucking shit jews just die already
>>541736422>MudslimesHi IDF
>>541736422>retarded loser >wants to serve Israel Checks out
>>541736486
>>541735976I too am looking forward to the frag-olympics
>>541736324Im 41. I'd love to say "Just 12 more month and Im fine!" BUT the age limit for the draft in Goymany is fucking SIXTY/60. So...yeah...
>>541736490
>>541736486>>541736490>The only people who hate brown third-worlders are da j00z! Why do you retarded shitskins keep embarrassing yourselves like this?
So I'm still too old. Check
>>541736422
>>541735976A lot of countries, us included, suddenly refreshing draft offices and rules and procedures. They are planning something.
>>541735976If you want to avoid a draft just have chronic condition that is hard to treat and nebulous to diagnose: Celiac, Polycythemia, Brittle Bone, Immunodeficiency, Thyroid Disease. It's not hard.
>>541736567You’re all the same abrahamic filth
>>541735976what's special about 35? I thought the cutoff for the draft was 25. I have bone spurs anyway, so not my problem.
>>541736567Israel has been killing brown people for 80 years. How much whiter did America become these last 80 years?
>>541736422The JIDF got really sloppy these last few years. I guess Iran really got more of these filthy kikes than we hoped for.
>>541735976They raised mandatory war time military service age here up to 65 from 60.
>>541736567>j00zYoure jewish lmao
>>541736596>he thinks that sociopathic NEETs who want you to fight and die for them care about your chronic ligma
>>541735976You can certainly try but you’ll be short a few draft officers
>>541736822Holy shit. From 60 to 65? Why not till 80? Why not recruite men in the retirement homes, while we're at it!?>You can never be too old to die for Israel, GOY!
>>541735976I turn 43 in a few days
>>541736422Shooting the shit all day with other drafted dudes on the military's dime would be the life. It's the non-drafted dipshits who are a buzzkill and why the military sucks balls now.
>>541735976I tbought 35 was already way too old for zogniggers to want to recruit you. I thought 18 to 25 tops because after that you have too much life experience to fall for their shit.
>>541736201The left one controls the US, the right one is controlled by the US
>>541736252Then it's war.ApocalypseNow.gif
>>541735976Nah. All fields Report shitty threads like these.
>>541735976>"lets send the millennials too"ACKKK
i already have my DD214. it's over! you lost, tranny
>>541735976You don't get it. The recruiter is ocming with me in your hypothetic scenario.
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>>541737042
42 is not the new 35
>>541735976Dumb meme look you can't have a draft for a major war in 21st century with gps internet. Where citizens can easily find trumps family usain bolt mass murder the elite.
>>541736542Damn, literal volkssturm? The GDR and Soviets were right, Western Germany really was full of nazis.
>>541736567>Da jooz?Only jews say that. You cucks are the reason we have niggers everywhere. I'm happy no one falls for your idf propaganda
>>541736736That's the trick, jews as billions to kill a few then they use their ngos to help them spread and reproduce.It's like a doctor constantly injecting a virus to you to sell you his vaccine.A lot of women caught helping rapefugees in ceuta had hook noses
>>541737318Truehttps://michaelpeinovich.substack.com/p/how-israel-created-the-european-refugee
>>541736451Temecula is nice innit
>>541735976Zoomers are cooked the military is their only option and will gladly go without resistance leaving millennial chads like me to fuck and impregnate all the zoomettes
>>541738154Kys idftrash
>>541735976Lol I'm 44. Also you young retards think this is some win but in reality if anyone over 35 if drafted they'll be in the rear with the gear and in logistics positions. Imagine your face when a Millennial tells you to go get your face shot off over a video call lol
>>541736201Weimerica is a made up Nation It's A Race Mixing Economic LARP Zone XD
Draft age is still 26. Age of willing conscription was 35 and is now raised to 42. /Pol/ has become retarded
>>541736324Pretty sure that was just your parents cutting you off from the internet for a day after finding that hidden folder on your desktop anon
>>541736324Im medically retired so the most they could do is make me hand out basketballs at some mwr gym. Easy work, stateside, and smashin zoomettes. CopeSEETHEDialateYou lost tranny
