You can now be a 40 yr old virgin and sign up to join the military then lose your virginity to an 18 yr old latina soldier
>>541742733Why not just go to a latin american country and fuck one there?
Legitimately if someone drafted me I would be a turncoat for China / Russia / Iran / whoever we were at war with. For real, better be prepared for morale problems the likes of which the US govt has never experienced in conflicts before, if they want to implement drafts.
>>541742838america is the only country in the world with an out of the country age of consentI'M NOT SHITTING YOU
>>541742877You wont do shit except get fpv droned
>>541742733I refuse to be forced to go to war before Barron does
>>541742733>source: trust me bro
enlistment and draft are the same thing as long as your feelings demand it to be so.
The only war worth fighting is the holy war against the satanic ZOG that seeks to enslave and kill white people. If you join the military, you work for ZOG.
>>541742733I didn't lose my virginity when I was in the army.
>>541742964that's fine you can fuck the 18+ ones
>>541743096The army is the safest place to lose your virginity
>>541743122yeah all the used up sloppy seconds hags that we fucked when they were 15 LOL
>>541743011>hasn't seen the other threadLol
>>541742733Thats nice, one last shot at getting fucked by uncle sam
>>541742988He's already there, on the Frontline, now get out there goy and fw him
>>541742964oh yeah, which state you stupid brown memeflag?
>>541743571now how many of those have little asterisks* depicting restrictions on the age of consent?
>>541742877Brown hands typed this.
>>541743445His mom just said he doesn't leave his room.
>>541742733enlistment age is not the same as the draft age. and regardless, i won’t be going even if you claim im drafted, sorry!
>>541744092your guns won't defend you from shit btw
>>541743011Story is months old. /pol/ is useless.
>>541744161if you fatally shoot me then i’ll end up not going so no, i didn’t misspeak and i am correct
>>541743122>cuckery is fineAmericans are total faggots holy shit I hate this faggot country of faggy fucking faggots
>>541742733Send all jews
>>541742877Also this, precisely because of America's insane agecuck bullshit. I will not serve a country that will not let me fuck teenage girls. Fuck this tyrannical shithole. I will gleefully betray America to the first country that gives me a 15-year-old wife.
>>54174273342 year old virgin privates vs. 18 year old Chinese flower boys the bussie wars... this is going to get gay real quick
>>541743646>illicitYou can’t pay for it, get them drunk, or produce pornography.
>>541743646Almost none of them, actually, this is your headcanon
>>541744407Fuck you, you LARPing, false flagging, pedophile piece of trash.>>541742987Just watch how fucking serious I am. If this country actually drafts me, and forces me to fight in a war for billionaires and capitalism, and expects me to blissfully murder innocent people in order to procure more profits for our rulers, I will be using whatever weaponry they put in my hands against them. It's a promise.Understand, this is not a terroristic threat, but rather a hypothetical understanding of what would happen if a draft ever was implemented, and they forced me to fight for the opposite of the principles which I obviously hold.
>>541744733what do you think war even is??war wouldn't even be possible without all the hordes gay men enlisting just for the odd chance they can fulfill some sort of freak POW rape fantasy
>>541742733i hate zogbots, all they do is defend "freedom" for all the white trash in the south to never end up in projects unless theyre mudsharks, never have to live in motels, unless they're just old and widowed, never have to even care about military service only popping out white kids to make child porn for the jews
I don't think 40 year old men could pass bootcamp unless they changed it. If your enlisted at 40 your probably a homeless junkie or something
>>541745224Lol seethe, not marrying a roastie. What do you care anyway, I hate the government too.
>>541745468Most couldn’t, no. A draft at that age would be an absolute failure if for no other reason than the obesity epidemic. Anyone over 40 who’s in shape knows exactly what I’m talking about. You look around at your peers and at average, normal guys your age and realize that by simply working out 3 or 4 days a week and not eating like a fucking hippopotamus that you’ve put yourself in like the top 10% of physically fit men your age.
>>541742877Aryan hands typed this post
>>541742733>40Uh ohSoiyilenials on suicide watch
>>541745771True. I'm in my mid 40's and I'm in better shape than most people. I train every day like a soldier, like a killer, like an assassin. Whenever I see people I went to high school with they are all like 350 lbs and dying.
Most 30 year olds I know can’t do a deep squat, never mind the 40 year olds. Glowies better tell their bosses that if the US enters a hot war, the country will fall.
>>541744822>>541745070ahahaha we all know of your rediculous age gap laws goyslaves
The way these satanic freaks on this site obsess about "incels" and "vigins" and "sex" made me decide to hold in being an incel till I die.I think that is the key to escaping this matrix.I'M A MAKE IT OUT!! SEE YOU COOMER SUCKERS!!
>>541746064Show flag
>>541742733Army slaps down HARD on fraternization.You don't want to do it.
>>541746095>in america the government decides when you can have sex and with whom
Good thing I am obese and exempt from military service.
>>541746215why are you a pedophile?
>>541746215These are cucked I agree, which is why this country is shit. But this isn't the same as the base age of consent.
>>541746250Aryan beast post
>>541746129That can't be right. I heard that soldiers are constantly raping female soldiers and STD's are rampant in the military. So obviously a lot of 'fraternizing' is happening.
>>541746256why do you assume all adults only look for sex for the wrong reasons?>>541746289yeah you have a higher age of consent than 90% of the world LOL
>>541746250>140 lb>Healthy weight for that heightholy fucking anorexia
>>541747852how much do you think has been the average BMI of people across history?your gluttony is blinding you
>>541745771I am 46 and dating a much younger woman. There is basically no sincere competition at my age because most men are bloated cucks, true true.
>>541748389Are we taking into account eras when food security wasn't a thing?
>>541749066do you feel more secure about food today or 10 years ago?
>>541749566...I'll get back to you on that.
nah, too old, not worth it, I've been having younger latinas without joining the army
>>541742733>18 yr old latina soldierThe latinas are the ones dying. There won't be any left for you to fuck.
When I did basic in 2000 there was a reenlisted who was in his mid 30s and we tormented him constantly.Hope you're doing well Mr Burns
>>541742733jerking off with your hand while watching porn counts for losing your virginity
>>541744733>Goes to the war, gets anally raped by at least 5 other marines and contracts more than 3 STD>Comes back home and wife already cheated with 6 different guysWoah so masculine the USA army, so bravo raising another's man child
>>541743571California and Oregon being 18 is fucking weird. I thought they were super libshit based european commie style? Canceling my ticket. Where should I go instead?
Ayo asnwer me you stupud fucks! Where is best for cheap poontang?
