Rememeber all those girlboss "day in the life of a meta influencer" tiktok thots? This is them now
>>541750295Sneed sells feed and seed.
>>541751030By the sneedshore?
>>541750295>InFlUeNcErSTHIS STUPID FUCKING POST IS OFF-TOPIC YOU GOSSIP-LOVING FUCKING FAGGOT
>>541750295i want pidzer
wouldn’t touch that za with a 10 ft. pole
>>541750295I can attest that, I had a lazy girl job in a social media company in London and they sacked us at the end of 2025. Been unemployed since, just applied to a binman position.
>>541751270that's a big Pole
>>541751149It isnt. this is a clear indicator of a recession if not even women are safe from layoffs
>>541750295That pizza looks pretty tasty. I haven't had any in like 2 months.
>>541751389for you
You guys live in this fantasy land where women get laid off for doing fake work from the pool or they hit 30 and suddenly nobody wants them. None of it is true. Attractive women get put on easy street while institutions, men, and other women look out for them forever. Basically every white collar firm, school, and non-profit is staffed mostly by women. All of the promotions are going to women. All of the government programs are benefitting women. Men in their 30s are struggling to get dates while women find a new simp every week. This is the reality, not this incel revenge fantasy. And it’s actually why it’s so important to take their rights way. This ceiling caving in organic fallout is not going to happen.
>>541750295creepy incels need psych treatment
>>541750295Ooh she's gon get fat and sassy
>>541750295holy fuck that pizza looks like garbage. wayyyy too much cheese for starters.
women dont deserve shit
>>541751724Seethe, cope and subscribe you gonna be doing porn cunt featuring me and OP railing your holes
>>541750295https://voca.ro/1eiFcciafrDe
>>541751270seems undercooked, crust ratio too high. Otherwise, okay.
>>541751922I’m a male. You are the one coping and seething.
>>541751270That's a sad looking pizza, the oven wasn't nearly hot enough.
>>541751341if it is a council binman job you're not getting a binman job unless you have a contact and a recommendation in the council.
>>541751030And Chuck?
>>541752098This guy knows pizza
>>541752098That's a good looking pizza
>>541752098overcooked/burned and crust ratio still too high
>>541752098Pretty sad oven spring on this pizzas cornicione too desu
>>541752558> overcooked/burntLOL at German pizza standards
>>541752558No it's cooked properly but the crust has almost no volume which means the radiative heat from the oven was hot enough but the baking surface wasn't
>>541750295Girlbosses are usually cumdumps for CEOs/senior management
>>541750295Most of those positions weren't operational critical, just admin roles to cover "shit we sorta need to get done, but nobody else wants to do".The problem with big tech companies like Meta is there's very little maneuverability once you're in, know-how takes years on the job and senior/leads are few in number, so you either have to upskill like crazy or know how to suck dick / eat pussy well (for men and women).How many women these days are even allowed to fail? They just don't know how to jump back at all when they finally 'crash & burn'.
>>541752098that's burnt
>>541752641That shit is definitely burnt dude, and look the slices don’t even line up. That’s a recycled pizza from a slice shop that sat out all day and didn’t get sold, was cooked more than one time and its certified trash. Overcooked is an understatement, if it wasn’t free then they overpaid. Germanic trouser shitter was right for once
>>541750295Been working at the same boring 12 hour night shift security gig I've done three nights a week since 1996. Never had a bit of drama. Met my wife at the job in 2018. Never any drama with her. Maybe it's just women causing themselves drama and problems by their own behavior and actions.
>>541752641brainer look at your shite pizza standards>never talk to me again
>>541750295That is one of the saddest looking pizzas I've ever seen. Why do women have the shittest taste?
>>541751270Yours doesn't look any better, that crust is abysmal. Looks whiter than my grandma.
>>541750295Looks like papa johns.
>>541750295>bitches have to copy r/kitchencels instead of coming up with their own thingwomen really are the niggers of the genders.
>>541752098And yours is just the other side of the same shit coin. That crust is 80% charcoal. God damn does no one on this website know what a good pizza crust looks like?
DID DADDY JEFFREY GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO MAKE THIS THREAD? HOW DARE YOU MAKE DADDY HUNGRY FOR PIZZA
chicago style pizza is the bestny style thin slices suck
>>541752098>no flop, 1 bite everybody knows the rules. Look at that undercarriage
>>541750295Can we just skip all this influencer and tiktok thot shit and call them what they are? Prostitutes
>>541752098What's going on here?
>>541753758idk.. i can't see shit.
>>541752558kek true
>>541751389Is actually pretty average. See pic rel
>>541752098That's burnt my nigga. If you make homemade pizza, you know the bottom of that pie is black as fuck. That's basically charcoal with cheese on top.
>>541753735Chicago style is nasty. Detroit has the best thick pizza.
thinly veiled /ck/ thread
>>541753721Most people have no idea what good pizza is or looks like because they don't have any good pizza places by them and they don't know how to make their own
>>541754026you niggers need to stop burning the pizzaexcept for the bottom right, that one looks like it'd be freshest at the bottom of a dumpster fire
>>541751270This is ok but they fucked it because they jewed out. It would have been ok if they followed the Papa Johns rule: everything goes to the edge. All the way to the edge.
>>541753311It is a perfectly cooked NY style pizza. You’re a flyover hick that wouldn’t know a good pizza if it crept into your ass while you slept. >>541753585This isn’t even pizza
>>541753585Pizza isn't cake. That shit was invented by people who were good at baking cakes and pies and tried to ply their trade at pizza. It didn't work. Some are ok, but after you eat it you realize what you really wanted was a fucking pizza.
Make way for the king of ‘za, posers
>>541753585C’est une quiche ça mein frund (I love you though my germanigger)
I always order the Special.
>>541754009Chicago style isn't thick crust it's technically more like a pie crust. But Detroit style mogs Chicago deep dish all day.
>>541754227>>541754325>>541754367i searched new york pizza and that shit came out. look at filename!
>>541751250I want pizda
>>541753735I don't give a fuck about a cheese pull for thot pictures to make other hoes jealous. I care about taste, quality, and affordability.
>>541750295This is just /r9k/ with less of an employment gap.
>>541753744That's a good pie, even if it's a little greasy.
>>541752098>>541752411>>541752502Pizza "experts" pretending to enjoy burnt crust will never not be funny.
>>541752369Fucks and indubitably fucks.
>>541754227>perfectly cookedEh it's ok, I'd say good not great. Pic rel is closer to the ideal.
>>541754481It's all the pep and bacon.. plus i had a side of some green pesto that i put on it because i'm weird as shit and hate italians.
>>541750295Youre a homosexual who got brainwashed by reddit to be submissive to men and hate women
>>541754436I actually went to fucking new york and ate it. That's not new york pizza, troll. There might be people in new york making and selling that crap, but that's not what's known as a new york pizza.
>>541754344minecraft pizza
>>541750295>i got fired>still buying fastfoodgeg fucking goyim
>>541752369Chuck's not with us any more.
>>541754786Is this the qt trad trans woman /pol is seeking out
>>541754666>new york pizzaim sure there are normal pizza but these disgust me
>>541751270what a fucking depressing pizza
>>541754227I aint no flyover hick boy, I’m a toothless hillbilly, get it right or next time I’ll take my big ass dentures out and we could throw hands. I live like not even 20 miles from the Pizza Capital of the World, you better put some respect on it
Not the worst pizza I've seen. As for the topic at hand? Shit happens.
>>541754494One of the hallmarks of a true neapolitan style pizza is leapording. The little surface bubbles in the crust will burn (or "char" more properly said) in the intense radiative heat of the oven. It's a good thing when done properly because it adds some additional flavors to the crust to give it better depth. This is a different thing than just burning the christ out of the whole crust. Done properly, it's a hallmark of a pro pizzaiolo. Done poorly and it ruins the balance and texture of the cornicione.
>>541754436That's more of a chicago style deepdish but, it's not really deep enough to be a true chicago style.
>>541753585deep dish is fine, ignore the 'spergers
>>541754968k, believe the AI. Not my problem.
>>541752098That’s a quality pie
>>541755263That crust is perfect but the interior is way too soupy. It's overloaded with sauce. I just know it's one of those pizzas you cut into and everything immediately slides off your slice and everything but the crust is a gooey mess.
For me its tonys frozen pizzaTaste just like it came from a gradeschool cafeteria
>>541755263what in the nigga hood is this?
>>541755325It ain’t what I have in mind if my friend says yo let’s get a pie. Not that I have any friends, but at one time in my life I did, a couple times we even ordered a few trays.
>>541751724>Basically every white collar firm, school, and non-profit is staffed mostly by women.True>Men in their 30s are struggling to get dates while women find a new simp every week.FalseI know this because I work in one of those non profits that is staffed mostly by women. The 30+ women are single and unable to find a single simp. They have daily open discussions that make the office sound like a female version of /r9k/. The dating market is absolutely dead for them and they are miserable.
>>541755032Fucking PA, home of the worst pizza in America. Altoona is fucked.
>>541755374It's not technically overloaded with sauce, it has crushed tomatoes and fresh buffalo mozzerella which both have a lot of water, which is what makes it soupy. When you bake a pizza at 900 degrees F it doesn't have time to evaporate all that liquid. The Italians like their pizza this way, it's super fresh tasting. It's not designed to be eaten like a big NY slice. Sometimes you need to eat it with a knife and fork because that bottom crust is so thin and so low protein it can't hold a plank to save its life.
>>541755590all-troona-pizza with plastic finish i wonder why no italian cursed this thread already. mamma mia!
>>541755525This is classic Neapolitan style pizza. Every pizza you've ever eaten was some derivation of this. This is what people in Naples have been eating for over 300 years, though originally it looked more like picrel with fish and no cheese.
>>541755590Altoona is a bit fucked lad, have you heard me say anything to the contrary? I’m convinced the illuminati makes that shit, they’re the only ones who could afford to stay in business selling Kraft singles on top of a dough some gooner made with his bare hands and whole lot more.
>>541755933wasnt it more like this, see pic.>im not italian, so whatever.https://pizzaware.com/original-napoli-pizza/
>>541751270Lmao wtf is this? Undercooked crust, sauce looks like it’s from a chef boyardi can and the cheese just looks sad. There’s nothing wrong with cracker thin crispy “traditional” pizza but this ain’t it boss
>>541754106That looks good, anon.Cooked at proper temp with good ratios and ingredients. Heres a local fav
>>541753311You’re a retarded fag, stfu
>>541753735I bet your favorite topping is semen
>>541756129We Americans perfected it, just like we did with hamburgers.
>>541756386now i get it...
>>541755032>the Pizza Capital of the World I've been all over the country and had pizza in nearly every state in the US and the best pizza you can get right now is actually in west coast cities like Portland and Seattle. >*angry malding noses*Before you swallow your dentures let me explain. Every east coast pizzaria is obsessed with >how muh heckin nonna used to make it. You're stuck with tradition and people lash out if you try to change (that's not REAL blah blah style). West coast pizza shops are much more free to take the different styles and tweak and improve on them. People who derive a sense of identity from east coast pizza will never admit it but people who take an objective study of pizza know the west coast has been mogging the east cost in pizza for at least a decade.
>>541756511If most of the world watch this video, we can start killing the niggers at the streets without the disapproval of the authorities.So, share this video.
>>541756325You’re a retarded fag, and you’re stuck in shit ass Canada. Have fun up there butt cheeks, hope you’re gettin you wool socks ready for a long winter. I think hurricane season is over
this thread is too rich for my blood, you need a payday loan to finance a delivery pizza these days. Occasional Little Caesars or pizza by the slice at the food store deli is best I'm getting.
>>541756548yeah i know you from the other bread!!>keep on spreading
>>541754026FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that looks good!>>541754118Man stfu.
>>541756535Portland and Seattle? Yeah I wouldn’t be caught dead in those places, I don’t care if their pizza is Mack and mancos original jersey shore recipe, you can keep your lib hellhole tranny pizza
>>541751779Did dr. Shekelgrabber really spend all that time writing this shit?
>>541756129Originally they rarely had cheese other than maybe a little shaved parmesean. A little olive oil and preserved fish on a quickly baked crust was what most people were making 300 years ago in Naples. Southern Italy didn't have a lot of dairy and red meat, it was very reliant on seafood and simple herbs in their cooking. When migrants came to America, cheese was much cheaper so they started putting it on pizza.
>>541754680Based and provel-pilled
>>541752098This guy might be from CTPizza capital of the worldIt's no joke people
>>541756664>*angry malding noses*
>>541754593too much cheese
>>541750295She's addicted to the high life now.Beta bux time to shine
>>541756569Little Caesar’s is frozen pizza. Do you think they’re violating the laws of thermodynamics to make a pizza from scratch in 5 minutes?
>>541756569Just make it at home
>>541751270Ah yes, the classic cheese and ketchup pizza
Why are new yorkers allergic to toppings?
>>541756656No one's taking shit from a faggot like (You). Kill yourself, instagram nigger.
>>541756865heard it otherwisebut let some italiano explain it better to us all>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_pizza>https://cookingitaliano.com/the-history-of-pizza-from-naples-to-the-world/"One of the most famous stories in pizza history centers around the creation of the Margherita. In 1889, Queen Margherita of Savoy visited Naples, and a local pizzaiolo named Raffaele Esposito prepared a pizza in her honor. He topped it with tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil to represent the colors of the Italian flag. The queen loved it, and the pizza was named after her."
>>541753585Detroit and Chicago styles are both crimes against humanity
>>541752369If you know, you know.
>>541756948Nah I’m not angry, but saying a place like Portland or Seattle is better at pizza than New York is like some kind of cultural appropriation, borders on sacrilegious, and heresy. Gotta get your bread of life from the Cheesus Chrust. Praise be.
>>541757062:(
>>541756285Thank you, that looks like a great pie too. The local pizza shop by me shut down a decade ago and it sent me down a rabbit hole that resulted in me building a wood fired oven and spending many years studying the craft.
>>541756865Originally it almost never had cheese at all, and was often sweet. There are pizza recipes from closer to 500 years ago that are just sugar and rosewater on a puffy bread loaf.
>>541757425>People who derive a sense of identity from east coast pizza will never admit it
>>541756569Make your own pizza at home. Last one I made had>Chicken>Turkey>Onions>Jalapenos>Hashbrowns>Mac and Cheese>Seasoned with Tajin and Lemon PepperIt was fucking delicious
>Not getting Quad Cities style pizza...
>>541757245They're jews and toppings cost extra
>>541754344Fucking Altoona pizza. Takes me back...and I don't want to go back. It sucked!
>>541757518>There are pizza recipes from closer to 500 years ago that are just sugar and rosewater on a puffy bread loafYeah that's where the definition of pizza gets murky. There are leavened flatbreads from 1000 years ago that had oil on them, so is that actuality the original pizza? Either way, it's safe to say the tomato + cheese version is a relatively new invention
>>541757454Looks decent anon, I like woodfire pizza, I like a little bit of charred edge and some crispy air pockets in my crust too. Question though, would you take that pizza out, let it sit on the counter all day, sell 3 slices out of it, put it back in the oven bake it again with 3 new slices from a different tray and try to sell it like a fresh pizza? Or would baking it twice completely ruin what it should’ve been? Because slice shops everywhere are doing this and playing stupid like we should all love twice baked reheated overcooked pizza
>>541754593kek that shits gonna dustify in your mouth like the twin towers and you'll jump out of your window rather than endure it.When lucky larry said "pull it," he meant pull it out of the oven. Last week. Speaking of skin conditions, I can see there's one on your pizza.
>>541750295My ex worked at meta as an “executive assistant” aka a bullshit position. She was laid off. I’m sure she’s sucking dick for rent money these days. Fuck her. Loved having her pee on me though and going down on her after I creampied her.
>>541751270But I will touch You (my arms are long)
>>541753735Chicago style is very thin crust pizza. People wrongly say a deep dish pizza is Chicago style.
>>541751724You are the only pussy that you will ever know
>>541750295
>>541757521Me? Nah I love the west coast man, Lake Tahoe is like Heaven.
>gay retards complaining about charring on the crustThat's unavoidable in a real oven.
>>541757454I was binging a guy on YT who makes pizzas out of a food truck in the UK called Peddling Pizza. I still want to visit his truck if I'm ever cursed to find myself in the UK. Seems like an interesting art to be sure.
>>541757786>that shits gonna dustify in your mouthI can see why you'd think that but this shop's pizza doesn't because the flour has enough protein to hold it together and it's baked quick enough the dough below the surface still has quite a bit of moisture still.
>>541750295>>541751270>>541751649Im a pizza addict who has it at least twice a week for dinner. AMA
>>541750295That’s not a pizza. Picrel is an actual good pizza. 10/10 would eat again.
>>541753311Also has semen on the rim, just like OP.
>>541758109based
>>541753758cool ants eat pizza too
>>541758085I'm just messing with you haha. I'd eat it
>>541758097>AMAWhat’s the 2 derivative of 4x^2+3x+7?
>>541758109based bait rubbish eater
>>541751270Way to humiliate yourself.retard
>>541753735Looks like they already ate a normal pizza before humiliating ShitCongo MUH DEEP DISH niggers afterward.
>>541758132It’s more than lunch. It’s lunchables!
>>541758043Nice looks like a solid spot
>>5417537441 out of 10WTF is going on here?This must be intentional...
>>541756548>If most of the world watch this video, we can start killing the niggers at the streets without the disapproval of the authorities.>So, share this video.If most of the world watch this video, we can start killing the niggers at the streets without the disapproval of the authorities.So, share this video.
MY RAPIST STOLE MY LIFE SAVINGS FROM MY SOCK DRAWER, HE BROKE THE LAW
UNFORTUNATELY THE JUDGE JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY FOR SOME REASON
If you live outside of this area, your opinions about pizza are irrelevant and will be ignored.
>>541750295>reverse image search >the picture was pulled straight from redditAnd now you know who it is spamming this board with garbage threads and why the mods let them do it.
>>541758310Hey fuck you buddy.. i haven't seen you send a picture of guatemalan 3rd world pizza. The pizza tasted good and yes.. it was perfectly intentional.
>>541752098>Americans call this pizzaPls stop. Call it crunch bread with cheese
>>541757723Really good question. There are people who are so autistic about NY pizza they'll bake it, then cool and cut it, and then reheat it again just to be true to the "style". There's nothing wrong with the double bake, you just need to think about adjusting dough hydration so it doesn't dry out on you. I will usually just brush a little water on the crust and reheat a slice in my air fryer. Not necessarily because it's the best approach but because I'm lazy and often make way more pizza than i can eat in a day and its close enough for me
>>541758109I have occasionally sprinkled some cold shredded cheese on a normal pizza slice. Adds a different texture.
Can't take people seriously who don't acknowledge the superiority of the Neaoplitan original.
>>541754368Balls look boring, head is nasty, I'll take the shaft any day, I love mushroom
>>541758658They should have rotated that pie halfway through cooking to keep the crust bake consistent
I dont get the appeal of pizza. I have some friends who eat that shit every week. Idk the last time I bought a pizza. Same with niggers who eat pasta all the time, I dont get it. Just makes me bloated
>>541758564Cala a boca, vinte e quatro veado. You have more to answer for than even the Pennsylvanians.
>>541751270My local pizza places went so bad I just buy dominos
>>541758564>tf>tpYou fags are famous for cracker style crust lol
>>541758196>2 derivative of 4x^2+3x+78x+3
Here's an OP style pizza
>>541750295It's probably a round Sicilian
>>541758228Chicago is all about the crust, if the crust is good Chicago is God tier, if the crust is even mid the pizza is shit tier.If you can make a good crust you're set
>"Girlbosses" taking videos of all the foodI never understood this. Is it supposed to be some kind of hunter-gatherish PWN3D? The content never includes their actual work, because, well... we know why.
>>541757924Invented in the same place. Thin crust is just better than deep dish
>>541755683Italian pizza is shit, only Italian Americans make good pizza
>>541753744I'm sorry for your loss
>>541757981This is what pizza looked like in Nebraska and holy shit it was awful. I’m sorry you don’t have better pizza anon
>>541758883egg on pizzayou are more gay then the dick pizza posters
>>541758883Are those fuckin' quail eggs.. what are you french?
>>541757981Looks like papa John’s, which I intensely dislike.
>>541756535Did a fag cum on these slices?
>>541758851Sleep tight, Pizza
>>541758977I don't need your sympathy nigger.. the pizza tasted good.
>>541756569Yeah making your own pizza costs about $2.50, more if you want exotic ingredients, plus once you know what you're doing it will be the best you've had.
>>541753735I like the corn crust on the Chicago style, but the cheese is genuinely sickening. Fuck that pizza and fuck that city.
>>541758370>>541758439TURNS OUT THE JYDGE WAS JUST WATCHING TICKTOCKS BUT IT WAS TOO LATE I KULLED MYSELF FROM SHAME
>>541759195IM IN LINE TO REINCARNATE RN AND IM STUCK BEHIND A STINKY JEET IN THE AFTERLIFE FML
>>541758605Oh I’m no stranger to reheating a slice of leftover pizza the next day, but I just got back from the Jersey shore a few weeks ago. Ordered multiple trays, every last one of them I wouldn’t eat more than a slice, wouldn’t waste my time reheating it the next day either, had already been reheated before the slice shop even sold it to me. Wish they would’ve let me know they were selling me a reheated recycled counter top special I’d have probably opened the box and ate it hot right on the boardwalk instead of letting it cool down whatsoever at all. But they’re too cheap, and too proud to tell ya hey we sell recycled pizza here, get it while it’s hot
>>541752201>>541752201What’s with the deal Brits and bins?
>>541759043>>541759074That's not my pizza retard that's a Brazilian style pizza pulled from like page 1 image 1 on google. They love eggs and all kinds of weird shit on pizza. I don't like hard boiled eggs in general, let alone in a pizza. But i have had a carbonara pizza that was excellent so it's not totally out of the realm of a good topping you just really need to know what you're doing to make it good.
>>541759104Is that your favorite topping?
>>541759183Corn on pizza is based, if you haven't had it you can't call yourself White.
>>541759195>>541759242Thank you Saar for your incredibly funny role play. We were talking about pizza>>541759195
>>541759324Thats a weird looking calzone.
>>541759441SO WAS I
>>541759374What the fuck? Why are Scandinavians like this? I can’t imagine that matching up at all
>>541759362Kek
>>541750295>>541751270>>541752098TOPPINGS NIGGA TOPPINGS
>>541750295They did this to some girl at my work. But she got severance so likely got severance at an increased rate so not totally bad
>>541750295I could really deal with a saly thread where current and former "girbosses" tell us what it's like to be "girlbossin" it for 10 years or so. Like when they are not mid to late 30s.
>>541759374>Garmonbozia
>>541751270It looked like it was good before the jeet/nigger delivering the thing tipped it sideways
I prefer a heap of topics including much cheese, vegetable, herb, spice, and meat. I like a lot of sauce, absolutely brimming with sauce then perhaps even dunked in cool pizza sauce so I don't scald myself with molten pizza innards.Sadly, I am a ponzarotti man born into a pizza world.
>>541759541Here.. have some Swedish banana-Curry-Pineapple pizza
>>541751270>>541752098>my choice of goyslop seed sludge pie is better than your
>>541757999If you can ignore the retarded politics, places like Seattle, San Francisco, and Portland are genuinely world class food cities. I know people hate to admit it because they feel like it's some kind of political concession (it's really not - red states like Florida also have amazing food). But if you're a pizza autist like me, you'd understand that the kind of pizza you can get in Seattle is easily in par if not better than a lot of what you can get in places like new jersey.
>>541759374>>541759692The problem with pizza is that almost anything tastes good when baked into cheese.
>>541759374>Corn on pizza is based, if you haven't had it you can't call yourself RETARDEDFTFY.
>>541751779You know no one's gonna read that shit right?
>>541759692I am vomit. I’m glad they’ve at least put curry in it to encourage diversity. I might eat it for that
10/10 'za
>>541757924Nobody gives a fuck about your gay ass thin crust pizza, I swear you can't mention chicago deep dish pizza without one of you fags showing up talking about how you eat this bullshit, nobody cares about this utterly unremarkable stuff other than chicongo dwellers
>64 images ITT>not a single appetizing pizza yet posted
>>541759464>spaghetti calzoneHas to be bait
>>541759892It’s far better than Chicago style and good. You should if you get the chance. Still a New York style Chad but it’s good
>>541759838pizza-hawaii is great!like the stereo typing sauerkraut pizza
>>541759374Sweet corn on pizza is a really good addition. We're about to get into corn season in the US and I'll already dreaming about a corn, smoked pork, and shishito crema pizza.
Post your recent 'zaHere's an anchovy pizza I had recentlyAte it all in one night
>>541750295>>541751270>>541752098Is that cheese pizza?
>>541759838anon, just pay few euro more and get normal pizza
>>541751270that's some nice za
>>541755530Magma? What is the obsidian order? The Obsidian Order is the ruthless secret police and intelligence agency of the Cardassian Union in the Star Trek universe. Feared by all Cardassians, the highly efficient organization maintained absolute societal control through total surveillance, covert operations, and severe internal interrogation, before its near-total destruction in a failed joint strike against the Dominion.Organization and RulesTotal Surveillance: Monitored every facet of Cardassian life, down to daily meals and personal interactions.Cell Structure: Operated in small, semi-autonomous cells to prevent widespread compromise if caught.Legal Restrictions: Formally forbidden from owning or operating its own starships or military hardware, though it secretly built an illegal armada.Extreme Loyalty: Operatives carried suicide pills that turned their bodies to dust upon consumption to protect state secrets.Notable HistoryLed for many years by the formidable Enabran Tain (mentor to Garak).Formed a disastrous alliance with the Romulan Tal Shiar in 2371 to launch a preemptive surprise attack against the Founders (Dominion).The fleet was ambushed and destroyed in a trap, crippling the organization and leading to its collapse.
Mitch McConnell is on a milk box now.
>>541760086delivered to the white house for $ 110k
Homemade
People eating bread ashes and pretending to enjoy it, lol. I can just see it:>mmhmmcoughxough a perrfhrhrh
>>541750295Lol
If you don’t add tabasco and oregano to your pizza you’re a subhuman btwEvery pizza needs a bit of spice and acidicy, only then it can be a 10/10
Guess it's hot girl lunch for me
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>>541759960Nah.. it's a real thing in Denmark. We got all kinds of calzones. We like to shit on Italians like that and call kurdish and turkeys owned pizzarias "autententic italian restaurants".
>>541760069Where does this happen? Iowa? I have never seen that. There is no way the flavors work together?
>>541760308why'd you do that
>>541760388Checked, and Heil Hitler
>>541759924Why what else is on your mind?
>>541760308pidzer on hed, why?
>>541760320Oy vey
>>541760489Pepe was getting a little too picky
>>541758532If you enjoyed it, then that's all that matters...sorry.
>>541752098Only Homosexuals buy a cheese pizza.
>>541760630I type pepe but my auto correct keeps making it people
>>541752098Slightly well done pizza is the best,
>>541760630ok>>541760545>pic
>>541760685Cheese pizza is good as hell. People will never understand the epicurean enjoyment of the simple things
>>541758889Thats 1st derivativeI think 2nd is 8 ?
>>541760738We got new management at the work place. The new insurance says no felons can be employed.By head crew by head chief.They bring me a Pizza so fucking raw the dough is still elastic.
>>541760634Nah.. we good brother, i just wanted you to show me one of your guatamalan pizza's.
>>541760819I get spinach because I won't eat something called C P.
>>541760912Don’t overthink it, pal
>>541760368They work great together. All really well balanced dishes are some combination of sweet, salt, acid, and fat. Corn is sweet with a little savory. Smoked pork is savory. Pepper crema adds acid and fat. Add a little fontina cheese to round it out. If you're feeling adventerous you could hit it with a simple champagne vinegarette cut with pepper jelly. Prefection when done properly.
>>541760997On the Outside they enjoy C P on the inside they call or Protective Custody.
>>541761169You’re antisemitic if you don’t give it btw
>>541760997Not a palatable discussion for me.
>>541761116I'd have to agree.. i like sweet corn on my pizza and you describe it very well. But i think the picture of the pizza i send was cream corn which i think is a brazillian thing.
>>541761325Every cut every time I am using antiseptic.
>>541754344Damnit Altoona... Keep that shit to yourself.
>>541752098might aswell eat coal
Dark internet Stories. He held me prisoner and collected my check from the government and only feed me bagel bites and raped my analy. Anon I.....
>>541750295>>541751531For a year or so I've seen comments about seeing more hot women going back to working at restaurants and even taking delivery and rideshare jobsOf course we also heard back in March we'd see prices spike for everything when diesel prices increase.
Napolitano pizza. Get fucked you American pigs NY style and new haven fags.
>>541760761for me it is SWE - DEN
>>541754325I seen it
Meat lovers Pizza.Because America
>>541762631lol look at how pale that crust is. Was this cooked with an incandescent lightbulb?
So we should all try to live in complete and total malevolence with each other?Love is good.Yes.Negotiation has failed.
>>541753585Peak
>>541762899>Peakfreakthat a torta not a pidzer
I don't know about Mal love ence.
>>541762996This is what someone capable of extreme violence would say.
NJ slices moggs every other
>>541763045If that's like your opinion dude... and you're allowed to have it.Garlic salt or no garlic salt?
>>541763045Cuz it's pretty fucking bland.Where is the malevolence on this?
>>541763180Its doesn’t need garlic salt or garlic. Just parmesan. Come on these slices look amazing you have to admit.
>>541763263Usually the pizzerias with all spic staff are very bland I will admit. They don’t know how to make a sauce.
>>541763304whats that a $ each?
>>541763398Cash $2.75 credit $3.00
>>541755590I’ve been to Dino’s and thought the same fucking thing. Atmosphere out the ass though.
>>541763045Best Pidser ITT
>>541754593Italians and kikes being autistic over dogshit food will never not be amusing.
>>541763304It's just the fact this is not real Parmesan.Parmesan is like $45/kg and we're right next to the fuckin source, this pizza would be way to salty and expensive if that's all Parmesan. That's some fruitcake gay faggot industry cheese with cow milk mozzarella and a splice of real Parmesan.
Krispy Pizza guy in the Bronx is making some nice looking pizza though
>>541755590What the Hitler is that?
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>>541754106Pizza was invented by italian women to get rid of trash from the kitchen that was about to go bad. This might surprise you, but no one else cares about your north african rape baby poverty food that you pedal as authentic culture.
>>541763377Why would someone throw a pinch of garlic salt over the left shoulder? Throwing a pinch of garlic salt over your left shoulder is meant to blind the devil or ward off evil spirits that traditionally lurk behind you.
>>541763540You would coom if you tasted it. NJ os pizza heaven.
>>541763540Forgot pic rel
>>541758851Sleep tight, Pizza.
NJ Sicilian slice
>>541763045That's some good fuckin slices fren.
>>541763876Based
>>541763745The most controversial Pizza condiment.
>>541753735cooked tomato soup in a bread bowl with cheese
>>541763045Apizza sucks.
>>541764066Thats not apizza
>>541759786Portland unironically had the best pizza I've ever had in my life. There are legit pizza autistics making pizza there. I despise the politics in portland but those faggots can seriously into pizza i tell ya what
>>541750295Keep telling people the corpo-roastie class is in for a ride awakening over the next five years. These do-nothing, send an email twice a week, comfy-girl, girl-boss jobs are all easily automated away. No one is going to pay $300k to update a slide deck and put notes in a Notion page anymore. Those days are fucking OVER. People are always saying programmers are fucked but they forgot the first step where 60% of the other white collar jobs disappear first.
OP here, Im eating pizza right now AMA
>>541763843I was a fan of the round Bronx Sicilians
>>541759924This one looked good >>541754593
>>541764200Cool ID fren
>>541753728
NJ Margherita bar pie
>>541754494i usually take it easy on canadians but you are fuckin retarded
>>541753585>>541751270>>541750295>>541753744>>541753758>>541754106>>541752098you all have shit pizza standards>>541754026this person needs to be lynched for it though
This is a Heatwave, calabrian chilis and honey
>>541757786fag
>>541764683Check mines>>541763045>>541763780>>541763843>>541764048
>>541764408Way too much sauce and not a hot enough oven. It's probably fine tasting but could be a lot better with a little more attention to detail.
>>541765491Za>>541763045
>>541763843Mid>>541763045Oven isn't hot enough look at how blonde the crust is>b-but I like how it tastesI'm sure it's fine but it could be a lot better if they were actually serious about it
>>541765635The Sicilian actually wasn’t heated up so it could look better. Idk what you want from those slices, burnt crust?
I really should go to a darker part of the internet.
>>541755542My data backs this up. I'm basically an average guy with slightly above average height and income. I registered on a marriage app the other day and got 40 likes in 2 days from age 35-45 women on a relatively dead app. It's insane and way higher than I typically get.
