America is healing.
2 more weeks and it will be the longest running #1 hit in all of billboard history.
>>541755968Cool.Stop pumping up your lips with shit, it looks retarded.
>>541755968Can you say big whoop.
>>541755968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CORANvT8l9A>modern country
>>541755968Who?
USAID loses funding and rap dies. How many threads over the years "lil pukie x b real dies in gun fight". "Who?"
>>541755968i never heard the song
That's a lot of qualifiers for her record label to invent
>>541755968That's when you know you're getting old, I've never heard that song and I'm not familiar with the singer. She looks like a cute chubby girl who can prepare a home-cooked meal, so I support her.
>>541755968Country is so fucking trash dude, rather have The Weeknd on the top of the charts of every single year forward
>>541756135An optics win is still a win.
>>541755968>"Choosin' Texas"Hello. Let me start by stating that I've never been there. But from what I've been told, Texas is a godforsaken shithole inhabited by Mestizos, pajeets, niggers, and blustering, kike-worshipping conservatives who speak a pidgin dialect of the English language. Why anyone would choose Texas is beyond me.
never heard it
americans are soulless. flip flopping between nigger crime trash rap and vapid generic """country""" music for suburban larpers
>>541755968>radio stations shill a song non fucking stop>this means it's popular fuck music industry kikes and fuck this nu-country garbage
I've never heard of this.>>>/mu/
>>541757179Texas is supposed to be the best place to go get a good old fashioned steak dinner. I am a western genre and western motif enjoyer, too. So my next vacation will be in Texas.
>>541757141Yeah lets encourage more degenerate to move to Texas and make it worse then it already is like they did to california.Maybe we will get our own porn industry too.Soo cool sooo much win.
>>541757607The win has nothing to do with Texas, faggit.
>>541758222You're completely lost.
>>541755968>Langley Sloppier and lazier than ever huh..
>>541755968This song is mid as fuck. All four country songs right now>this>Hands up by jelly roll>I Just Wanna Be By You by Cody Johnson>Somewhere Over Laredo by Lainey WilsonAre all they play and I hate them all. It's enough to make me miss hip hop.>>541757607The song is about her Texan bf cucking her with some Texan girl, you could substitute basically any location and change nothing.
>>541755968>America is healing.nah, for proper heal you need to stop dilating
>>541758763Jej
>>541758775Oh wow thanks for explaining about current shitty pop song #100453778923410.Now explain how this is a win for anyone much less white people.
>>541755968>taking a screenshot of a social media post without including the date>posting a screenshot of a social media post that does not include the dateJust kill yourself, OP. Please do it immediately.
>>541756147that was good
>>541755968>most popular song of all time is one I've literally never heard by an artist I've never heard of.The mono culture really is dead
>>541755968This is what REAL country sounds like-https://youtu.be/d4iK9znZxeQ
>>541756248except the funding didn't go away, it got siphoned to country to drum up fake patriotism and war enthusiasm
>>541759103That's because you are a millennial, which means you are obsessed with worshiping all things negro and negro culture.
>>541755968buy an adand get a haircut, hippie
>>541755968YAWN *tap* *tap* *tap*
>>541755968For some reason I only listen to country these days. Well, she's country pop isn't she?
>>541756147fat nigga looks like a blueberry
>>541759141>REAL countryNo True Scotsman is not a valid form of argument. In addition, Choosing Texas has already been labeled as the "Jolene" for another generation. Both are legendary songs, Dolly is a legend, and it appears that Ella Langley is on her way there.
Kek this whole time I thought the song was "jews in texas"
>>541759380Dolly was a nigger loving tranny looking satan worshiping degenerate.Get it together baby killer.
>>541759553https://youtu.be/uBewkqSdehQ?si=gfYWLeL3_oPzk7NUThey already made that song in the 90s.
>>541756248Rap hasn’t been super popular for live five years at least.
>>541757516We don’t want none of yall Californian liberals round these parts, boy. Stay in commiefornia
>>541755968Jewish cia music
Enlist or rot in hell op
>>541759037If you notice it says "4 hours ago" meaning the post was made 4 hours before I took the screenshot, faggot.
>>541757179It's the same as anywhere else. Texas is fucking AWESOME with money/land but it sucks just like anywhere else on if you're broke.
>>541755968I finally understand the "America B" thing I have never heard this song or heard of this person or know anybody who plausibly has heard it
>>541755968her music is trash she's hot though and that's why she's popular.
More alcoholic thirst propaganda, now aimed at women. >>541756109Based.
>>541756306it's pretty cute ngl
>>541760235>meaning the post was made 4 hours before I took the screenshotThat's not the date, you low-IQ retarded incel fagit. How is anyone supposed to know when the screenshot was taken by a mere "4h". Always include the date in any social media screenshot, or fuck off, or just kill yourself please because your ignorant DNA is not worthy of being in this gene pool.
>>54175614710 jeets could fit into that same space
texas is full of illegals and jeets
>>541756147DROMIO OF SYRACUSE:>No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:>she is spherical, like a globe; I could find outcountries in her.
>>541760467My kid's only listen to the pink pony diet Pepsi song
>america is healing because a tatted up whore who sings le country is popularchuds fall for every single trick in the book, its so fucking over its never been more over
>>541759186No wonder country is ESPECIALLY lame lately. It's all>Guy simping>Guy drinking heckin manly whisky bcuz she dun left him>Girl simpingI'm sure "simping for army boy" is in the works because *taps sign*. Come to think of it, most country these days is hip hop with twang instead of ebonics.
>>541760597that song is a nothing burger garbage though
>>541760539kekI reckon he's more like 15 jeets in size.
>>541760597That's not even a mid :(
>>541760313>Proof that an uncomfortable woman let me stand next to her on the street for a couple secondsDo they try using these images to scam other jeet women into thinking desireable?
>>541755968I have no idea what the twitter is saying, but sounds jewish af
>>541759805Dolly married a White man and they both stayed faithful for 40 years until he died, that's hardly my idea of degeneracy.
hers your based and trad country whore featuring in some negroid rap songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh0vMfbncgo
>>541760925They will all get an izzat boost by saying they fucked her when they post the imageShe knows it too but she's trying her best not to get raped
pop country sucks giga ass
>>541760621Didn't some singer get kicked off his record label for refusing to sing "muh truck muh guns muh girl done left" for 12 songs, and then got rich off his own label?
>>541761011Of course you can't see past the surface.Beyond your nose.
>>541755968>There's Jews in Texas, I can tell
>>541756248Country has been more populair then rap ever since the flyover rednecks finally got some decent internet
>>541761603Rednecks actually buy CDs instead of using low bitrate Spotify too.
>>541758741Not at all. You are just a midwit.lol. and likely not white and likely not American, so you wouldn't understand my point, anyway.
>>541755968>muh heckin country is on the charts >a song about Texas even >completely remoralized It’s all so tiresome
>>541761680> RednecksCan you not shit on White people for a moment, nigger?
>>541761978Yeah the white race is saved because you posted some pop song you were told is number 1 like it means something.Yeah I hear you loud and clear.
>>541760379It’s country remoralization for women I don’t know why OP baked this bread. It’s awful
>>541762203Go back to the East, foreinigger.
>>541761680Every album purchase is equivalent to 15,000 streams there abouts >>541760379if you listened to any country radio station you would have heard it, it’s not my cup of tea but it’s not been censored or hidden, I make fun of my sister for listening to herShe also dated or was courting Theo von who you also likely never heard of
>>541762141Awww is hypersensitive faggot babby maaad?
>>541762303Try not to eat any babies today you weird freak.
>>541755968It beat out another country song, Old Town Road
>>541756109It's to blur the lines between races
the most basic aspect of the song is that 'texas' is a woman from texas, not literally texas. Quite a few posters in this thread who have allegedly heard this song and allegedly like it are talking about the song like as if she's singing about liking the state of texas. The song is about her husband fucking a woman from texas.
>>541755968>"Chasin Texas">holiday hitWhat holiday is it celebrating exactly? I've never heard of this song
>>541762688Long muddy road is a few hundred years old, passed down orally until invention of microphone, I know many from the 1500s-1800https://youtu.be/IKySJom0ETI
>>541762921Non-holiday song. All I Want for Christmas Is You is the holiday song they're referencing.
It's probably the favorite song of jeets
>>541763052Ah, when reading my brain skipped the "non" part of "non-holiday". Fuck getting old sucks
>>541762921It said non-holiday hit, which implies something about past holiday hits and you’re another person who doesn’t listen to country regularly, not because you don’t like the song, I don’t care for it but because you haven’t heard it despite it being played on nearly all country stations for months now, and that’s perfectly okay just don’t start larping like you know something about the genre
>>541755968I haven't even heard this song anywhere. These stats are fake and artificial.
taytay won
>>541755968stupid woman song about woman problemshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxxnMGCGsxw
>>541763223>countryBelieve me, I won't touch country lore with a ten foot pole. I will say this. The only country song I heard this year was while waiting for an appointment, and it had a rap beat and rap singing. It was essentially rap but with guitar samples on the beat. If thats the direction the genre is going, yall need to course correct FAST
>>541756716Well there's real country and gay ass Nu country.Like that band The Red Clay whatever's won a country award for a song that doesn't even have a fucking acoustic guitar in itLook up David Allen Coe, that's real country
>>541763414I grew up with a guy named tom jendras who was dishonorably discharged for beating up a lieutenant pretty badly and he was obsessed with michael savage, I never understood it, he’s dead now so I don’t mind sharing his name
>>541763660I reference his military past because it was savage who published video of American soldier being beheaded with knife and it sounded like a pig squealing when his vocal chords were cut and so when I think of him I think of tom and the military
>>541763223>>541763510And I'd hardly call it country, it's more pop. It might have one section with a slide guitar or fiddle, that's it.
>>541756109There is another one, Megan Moroney, who looks botched and not even 30.
>>541760313It's the way they keep moving closer towards her aggressively lol
>>541755968Huh? Fuck Rap. And HickHop.
>>541756109Fuck you
A libtard wouldn’t know what to do with her cock if he had all week.
>>541755968It's an average song and it's only good because of the slide guitar but I'll take it
>>541765523i'm not sure if you're an idiot or just a boomer or both, all your shit can be taken away with a match.
>>541755968Yea it's pretty catchy
>>541760586This killed me idekwhy jfc
>>541755968I'm happy nigger music is dying, but who the hell is listening to this shit?
>>541765707it's not though its a gay fag song.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0&list=PLrAjErVwsb073N6vIXt4_2Rgbrff59jTp
>>541761481Remove the log from thine own eye dude
>>541755968Fuck Texass and fuck you taco bender.
OOOOH I JUST WANNA SHOOT MY BEER AND DRINK MY GUNCIRCUMCIZE MY SON BEFORE HE DIES IN IRANOOOOH BIG TRUCK AMERICA JESUS LOVES YOUI'M TOLD TO HATE TRANNIES BUT NOT NAME THE JEW
>>541761680they are evolvingsome stream music now and pay for it
>>541755968She looks like she takes stinky shits.
>>541761035its always so fucking weird to see these pop/country star tandems with no-talent retard nigger rappers. The pop stars always seem to have this "make a wish kid" demeanor towards the nigger and niggers are always like "he be fuckn dat whitegurl sheeeit!"
>>541765840>muh edgy grind music>posted by ''iamavampiressqueenslay''this band is all ''i'm going to my puberty phase, fuck you mom and dad!''
Not heard the song because contemporary country is ass. Kid Rock? Lmao, yankee faggot. This song proly sucks too. That small town song, wtf was that? Pot stirring pussies, the lot of 'em. The days of Willie and Waylon are long gone, country music lost its soul when Garth Brooks started selling out stadiums then he did that goth rock motif, lmao
>>541755968>langley
>>541765840I remember when 16-19 and thought only gritty music was le HECKN real musicIt's ok to like more than one type of music buddy. You'll grow out of it, just feel it with your heart :)
>>541766124Lurk more and don't feed the trolls, retarded youngin'
>>541762570Try not to eat any sewer grease, or cow poop, Chang or Gulpdeep, which ever Eastern turd you may be.
>>541766062una familia de ogros americanos
>>541756147I remember in the 90's you would see this kind of thing in walmarts across the country. However I rarely, if ever, see this kind of thing anymore. Sure there are fat people but not so fat they have to ride those electric chair things. I honestly don't see the superfats out in public anymore. I think they are just using amazon and food delivery services. Kroger by me delivers for free. Now a days it's mostly negresses who ride on those things and are perfectly able bodied but they are just lazy cunts.
>>541759186>except the funding didn't go away, it got siphoned to country to drum up fake patriotism and war enthusiasmthiscountry is the most dog shit, psyopped garbage
>>541755968I think it's because no one is really making any new music that's actually striving to be competitive so whatever is on the top charts is just going to sit there almost indefinitely because no one care about making good music anymore.
>>541757179The story is that her boyfriend is choosin’ a girl he knows from Texas over her, from Tennessee.
>>541767275There was a post that no rap song has been in the Top 40 since USAID was cut in early 2025.
>>541765879I'm not the one with giant fake tits pushing plastic surgery and the ideal that God didn't make me good enough.That was dolly parton.She might as well been crossdressing like david bowie.
>>541767647Its not true. Check the data
>>541766380All I hear you say is don't eat panda express and that's ironic when ella langly is the panda express of music.
>>541755968how am I gonna learn about this shit in a 4chan post?
>>541767647USAID funds cuntry now retard simp for tatted whore fag
Country music sucks, and NPCs will eat up anything.
>>541768602yeah it's low iq, shartmart tier trash
>>541757179It’s the same with Alberta here, they like to cope and seethe on here but they’re literally the dump of Canada at the moment full of cowboy pajeets and niggers and drunk Indians
>>541769473>cowboy pajeetsI beg your pardon?
>>541767802Ngl, lol'd Changulp.
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