Five years on Xanax. You know what that means? I'm 4-F. You can't draft me. I'm medically untouchable. The government literally looked at my chart and said 'nah, we don't want you.' And I said 'thank you so much.'You're over there doing pushups and I'm over here with a permanent pass. Enjoy your PT.Plus I have a perfect job for cyber security. I speak Chinese and I'm a penetration tester for AIEnjoy dying for Israel! Niggers
my magnificent, thoroughly documented chart, and said, and I quote, 'We don't want you.'And I said, 'Thank you, I feel the same way about you.'I am 4-F. Permanently. I am the government's own personal 'no.' I am a medical record that reads like a rejection letter and I am living in it. You want to be cannon fodder for some foreign policy memo? Go ahead. I'll be here, untouchable, with a permanent pass and a sense of dignity you will never understandBy the nigger fucking way motherfuckers I'm white and perfect shape and I definitely will be fucking all of your women while you go to war and dieI can't believe I used to be bitter about not being able to join the army like 5 years ago and then I realized holy shit
>>541757468I'm sure they could use you for target practice down the road. They are passing you over at this time.
