Men turning to ‘pheromone maxxing’ to attract women
>>541763477>skipping showers and drinking pissThat's called jeet maxxing.
keeping the natural oils in your skin and hair maintains youth and longevity regardless. we're supposed to be able to smell each other to determine compatibility of our immune systems
>>541763826amerimaxxing
>>541764021sometimes I don't shower for a few days but I don't leave the house and I am just lazy. it's mostly in winter
>>541764021For Americans those are not natural oils, but sneed oils and toxic chemicals simmering in a cocktail of imbalanced hormones. ie, if you do this as an American, you will just stink and annoy people.
>>541763477>*ten people did it and nine of them were just trolling*>Journalists: "It's a viral trend!!! Haha look how stupid these people are!!!11 Zoomers amiright??"
>>541765396Yeah but that’s summer here which really means you go all summer without showering where it’s important. Think about it cunt
>>541765507Just admit you do it and you ass and balls are stanky from not showing and Elonmuskmaxxing
>>541765648nah. I heard scandi's don't shower everyday in winter. I don't see the point if I am not going anywhere. my social life dies off in winter anyway since cunts go on holiday to places where it's summer
>>541763477lol they did this shit in the 70s and the 90s/00s. life is a ferris wheel.
If the woman is already attracted to you, she will like your smell. If she is not, then you just stink.
>>541765714i dont mind the balls a little elonmusky. i do care for ass smell so i wash my ass like a civilized type 1 civilization being.
>>541763477Men doing goofy mating dances to try to please unpleasable narcissist women instead of being confident and telling women to fuck off if they don't accept you, which turns them on more than mentioned pathetic mating dance humiliating tactics
>>541765730> since cunts go on holiday to places where it's summerWhat kind of cunts can’t hack an Aussie winter? Lol.
The only legit pheremonmaxxing is SR. Dont jerk off for a month and women will smell that you have that fat sack stack.
>>541763477Ah, so that's what jeets have been doing all these years
>>541764021>*sniff sniff*>Mmm is that the aroma of swamp ass or are we just a perfect biological match
in before poopy rapey.
>>541765871Too late
>>541765835i edge but never cum. also only to pics of women never porn. am i accumulating more semen potential? will i go super saiyan?
>>541765871Perfect timing bud
>>541765821it's just cause they have the money. I am sure some of them just to it to status flex or someshit. I dunno you guys have thanks giving, chistmas in winter so I guess you have more functions to attended. there isn't really anything going on during the winter months here June/July/August. it's also normally not as busy work wise either
>>541765788What the fuck kind of roastie cuck comment is this
someone post the tiktok of the woman talking about the chad that didn't wipe his ass
>>541763477was it you I was explaining all this to in the /x/ thread last night, anon?>>42888035
>>541763477I haven't showered in 2 weeks and it's not working for me
>>541763477thats just called being a jeet
>>541763477I stopped wiping my asshole after shitting. Foids love men that smell of hot wet shit.They view me as a mystery they have to solve now. Why does he smell like shit? Is that his own shit or did he just buttfuck some guy? If he's gay, could I still get him to like me?
>drinks their own piss and they're happy about italright which one of you is responsible for this one?
>>541765835Based. Spread that divine knowledge far and wide brother.
I wipe my ass with a salmon to establish my superior amine levels. Bitches don't know about muh bioavailable fixed nitrogen.
>>541765747this. the grunge movement. I remember a girl laughing in an interview on "seattle rock sound" she said she hadn't showered in two days "so she could get laid".
I see you're posting this fake article again, even though everyone called you out for it last time.sage
>>541767140>>drinks their own piss and they're happy about it>alright which one of you is responsible for this one?how I *wish* I could claim that one, sir.
>>541763477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKPuWEGs-M
Ball sweat anon from however many years ago was the true pioneer of pheromonemaxxing
shit, this is supposed to be my trick, fuck off only i get to use it!
