I'm about to have my dog euthanized after he bit my young cousin and his mother cried to the police. He was forcibly kidnapped by animal control and when he was returned to me I was handed the papers mandating his death. I can't fucking handle this, what do I do /pol/? I have no other friends.
Pls stomp
>>541765590bribe the animal shelter, or put an ad on Craigslist saying that you're going on vacation for a while and you need someone to watch him, then tell the cops that he ran away and let them search your house to confirm it.
>>541765590you hide your dog and tank the consequences. pay someone you know like $50/week or less to keep your dog for you. what exactly do you think the consequences are? not much i bet. i'd go to jail for it if i had to. just tell them you released the dog into the wild somewhere 100+ miles away.
>>541765590euthanize your aunt with fentanyl
>>541765590Sorry to hear that anon. I own a small toy cup type mixed dog, too small to be a danger to anyone. If your pepper has to be put down, might be an idea to get a tiny mixed breed puppy for companionship. Had mine for going on 7 years, saved me from loneliness and depression after my wife passed from cancer.Hang in there and don't do anything stupid, fren.
>>541765590never speak to the cunt againhow bad was the bite?
Drink a 24 of Jack Daniels and crash your car into the police station
>>541765804i just now remembered i did this 20+ years ago. so i know what im talking about. nothing happened. i told them my dog ran away. i let him stay on my brother's property 30+ miles away in the country for about 3 months.
I am posting to say the word niggerNiggerThat is all
>>541765590Kill aunt. Kill cousin. Kill dog. Kill self. You’re welcome.
>>541765590Its a fake story guys
your aunt deserves whatever she gets. this was no matter for police it should have been an internal family matter. she is wrong to call police for this. she is scum. im casting a death curse upon her now (purely magical, therefore not illegal because magic isnt considered real)
Humans are more important than dogs and its your responsibility to take ownership of your dog being aggressive. I know people that have lost proper function of their hand from dog bites and thst shit is for life. Just because someones furbaby decided the person seemed a threat (they werent).
Your dog is an asshole. It's like a white woman who fucks a nigger, just toss it to the curb and get another one that isn't an asshole this time.
Where's the dad?
>>541766134Neither of us know what happened, but the dog could well have been cornered and the child may have threatened it. It's an animal after all.Maybe it was in OP's home, maybe the dog was already caged. Toddlers can be cruel and relentless, and are always stupid. Not to say the kid deserved it, but not all dogs that bite deserve euthanasia. Literally any dog will bite in the right environment, should we euthanise them all?
If your leaf cousin didnt try to fuck your dog it wouldnt have had to defend itself.
>>541766029>Its a fake story guysI seem to recall this same story a couple weeks ago on here.
