This is starting to become a mystery, he's not dead, he's not in jail, where is he?
>>541769667Probably high on some narcotic that's fried his brain and slowly wasting away at one of his few remaining fans dumpy moldt cat piss smelling trailer.
how do we know he isn't dead?
>>541769887Some guy on youtube checked records.
>>541769667he's reaping the fruits of what he sowed plenty of other e-celebs to pick from - https://rentry.org/Deus_Vult
probably a cool pirate type adventure
>>541769667He's doing ok. He got his tooth fixed and has just started a new job. YouTube just wasn't paying the bills
>>541769667He did what WingsofRedemption did and decide to just log off. I'm sure he's still lurking and posting, but the character "STYXHEXENHAMMER" is over, a dead identity. Maybe he realized all of his ranting and raving was for naught and packed up it for his mental health. The Casino wins again, WOAH BUDDYYY
>>541769887because we know where he lives and people keep track of the obituaries
>>541769667He walked the plank and is now in Davy Jones' locker.
>>541769667He wrote on X some days ago
>>541770226>is over, a dead identity. no chance, he's way too narcissistic
>>541770127How is he working while a fugitive? That's not to mention Styx's personality has shifted to be as noncompliant and independent as possible. He seems like a drug addict who we haven't caught with the drug yet
>>541769667he's sucking bitch mczognald's penis in an underground facility
I think there's been a Truck-Stop Men's room sighting or two?
>>541770293Kek
>>541770700
>>541769667Buy an ad queer
>>541769667Who cares?
>>541769667he's back with Thicky Nikkster,
>>541769667Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>541769926And he will be live with updates in exactly 10 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wl1O_rT-6Q
Fuck all y’all. Five years ago, we would have had hundreds of anons checking up on Styx, watching, donating
LIVE STYX UPDATES ON RIGHT NOW!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wl1O_rT-6Q
>>541773232>donating2 more gaming-laptops?
>>541773676>LIVE STYX UPDATES ON RIGHT NOW!!!!WTF is this guy on?I can't watch thisI rather kill myself than hear any more of him
>>541774425you get used to it
>>541773676BASEDTHANKS !!!!!!!
out in the streets getting hobo cancer
>>541776265sitting or laying in the public ways
>>541769667Unironically and not because of any sort of parasocial relationship, Styx turning into a male crackwhore makes me sad. I remember this dude being somewhat well regarded years ago and to go from that to pimping out your bussy to afford the next fix is just tragic. I don't know how he fell so far so fast.
>>541769926>>541770262What if he's MIA and died off grid? There's no way we'd actually know. I assume someone has to report you missing before it's even put on a radar as well.
the 2015 16 election broke him. le meme war was realerino because I have these scars, man. styx, well...some scars never heal man...
>>541773232>>541777740lmao I guess the fact that he was a demon-worshipping deadbeat dad never mattered to miggers.
>>541769667Probably holed up in the same room where he's been for months, but too drunk and deathly ill to tweet or make videos
>>541769887He must be a part of the system
>>541769667who cares? he was a miga faggot with 10 years of boring, predictable takes
>>541778558Why are you acting like this?
>>541777740I just thought he was an oddball cringelord who loved using obscure words incorrectly to sound smart. I made fun of him for being a dork, but I didn't want any harm to come to him. The recent events with him are sad.
Is the baby even his?Imagine being the child of Styx
>>541778630Why are you getting weepy over the male equivalent of a tik-tok witch?
>>541779198You and I have gotten along fine, and I don't know why, this is happening.
>>541769667He walked the plank.
>>541769667The problem that Styx has is that he's unemployable and even that retard he's shacked up with isn't gonna want that forever. So, issues are gonna happen. Especially since he's actively trying to drink himself to death. So, he'll pop up eventually, one way or another.
>>541779883So you think it's because he's Mexican?
>>541773676This guy is actually based.
