How it started...
How it's going a few hours later
>So we were shaken down in Mexico>Super scarey.>Masked guys set up a roadblock. They tell me to pull over.>2 masked guys come over.>They tell me to roll down my window. Then they say I have to roll down my kids' window in the backseat.>They demand our passports. They want to take them.>I pull out Google Translate to talk to them.>They want money. They want to know how much I'm going to give them.>I ask them how much they're asking for.>I say that I don't want to give them our passports.>They don't like how long this is taking.>They want to know if I have $10,000.>They demand I get out of the car.>My wife asks why.>The main guy gets angry.
Do you think this will finally be a wakeup call about muh based, hard working Catholic beaners, or will he go back to ignoring the spic problem while celebrating when his fajitas come out sizzlin’?
>I start freaking out.>Olivia says don't get out. Who knows what they'd do if I got out. Would they do something to me? Would they drive the car with the family in it? Who the f knows?>I freak out more. I don't even know what I'm saying.>The main guy gets really angry. He pulls his mask down and tells me to calm the f down.>I'm breathing like crazy. Talking like crazy.>I can't calm down.>I have no idea what to do or what's going to happen.>The main guy finally says I should get out of his sight. Drive.>I can't believe what I'm hearing.>He says I should go. Now.>I drive off.>I call my brother. He calls some number at the state department that Google says is meant for things like this.>They pick up surprisingly quickly.>They tell him this is common where we were driving.>From then on I had multiple people follow my progress online and call us frequently to keep check up.>The whole rest of the drive I was on edge. Hours of stress.>I'm still worried about moving to Mexico.>This isn't the type of adventure I was looking for.
some "people" are too stupid to live.
>>541780832>>541780784>>541780768Reminder that there are like 100 million of them in America, and nobody on /pol/ talks against them
>>541780856nope no wake up call here
>>541780768Dude can't even spell 'scary', this is a shitpost beyond shitposts
>>541780768>>541780784What a diverse and vibrant culture, let's bring more of them over here.
A mexican stole my dolphin.
>>541780903What did you expect from the Epstein board? We’re supposed to talk about the Muslim invasion and trannies instead.
>>541780963At this point, letting more Mexicans in would somehow make our country whiter.
Things that never happened for 100, Alex.
>>541780858I hope everyone is telling him how racist he's being and that not all mexicans are masked gunmen and he needs to stop letting the actions of a few dictate how he views mexico because that's what right wing nazis do.
This is some kind of stupid troll but there are wayyyyuu too many beaners here. They're starting to get uppity where I'm at too, acting more like mayates than huwhites. I think they want to fight.
>>541780912Either they die in Mexico or move back to the US lying about how good Mexico was doubling down on delusion.
>>541781011Yeah you wetbacks would have killed him anyways then beheaded and skinned him in front of his kids while raping his wife
>>541780912Lmao. Some whites are just hopeless.
i wholly support this dumb cunts plans to move to mexico. hopefully his entire bloodline gets finished.same as the trannies and faggots supporting palestine, they should definitely move there and help kill kikes. trannies and faggots can't breed, they deserve to die anyway and the moslums will do it
>>541780877>claude said it was safe
Eternal Boomers would rather import and pay Pedro and Jorge $15 an hour to do some of the most shitty drunk construction work ever then pay a skilled white Gen Z carpenter $30 for quality work.Day of the pillow can’t come soon enough
>>541780912Would you get mugged in america and condemn the entire nation?
>>541781189Yes. Next question?
>>541781189Impossible now that we have flock cameras.
>>541780768Oh no guy was asked for credential the agony, he's now on a beach town eating beef and having the time of his life. The only retards who get chopped up in pieces are the idiots get in the drug trade. Stay the fuck away from it and you'll have the time of your life down there
>>541780832>They want to know if I have $10,000.Ironically enough that sounds like customs cops, the legal cash limit is 9999 dollars, having 10k means you need to declare it at a big police stop further down the border pass.>I freak out more. I don't even know what I'm saying.Panic attack in front of two customs who got tired enough to have him drive awayHave amerimutts never seen customs/border patrols? do they know it's mandatory for cars with US/Canada plates to stop at the border?
>>541780768>>541780784fuck of gringoywe're full
Anyone who thinks these tweets are real? What is thoroughbred goy life like?
>>541781424>Anyone who thinks these tweets are real?I can believe an american being that out of touch and retarded because i've seen it with my own eyes, many think the entire world is a giant suburbia with gualmars and thematic park cities sprinkled around, and crossing borders is like going from California to Arizona.
No fucking way we have full self-driving
>>541780877>claude said it was safeno mames pinche gringo loquillo jajaja
>>541781090That's a kike, fren.
>>541781516If Claude checks petty crimes, individual felonies and small-time shootings... yeah we kinda are in several parts of the country, difference is you are not going to tell the tale if you act tough towards some cartel worker or politics-connected person
>>541780768>>541780784>>541780832>>541780858>I was totally in this situation where eventually I realised nothing happened but something could have happened. Please like and subscribe on all social channels and click the link.goyim aren't people.
>>541781219Fair enough>>541781224Kek
>>541780903Have you not considered that /pol/ is full of spics too? Like this one >>541780912
>>541780912good riddance, I hope many more white libtards do the same as this dipshit. less goyim to be exploited by our jewmerican overlord ruling class.
>>541780768works fine for me.
>>541780832Sounds like he got stopped by the customs. Let's see:>Checks everyone who is in the car>Checks passports>Checks if he has money or anything else to declare>Lets him go when all is clearAnd he is pissing and shitting his pants. Did he think that borders, customs, immigration police etc. was just something that "Racist America" has?
>>541780877LOL
>>541780832>>541780858Kek, dumb nigger just got stopped by customs.What a fucking retard.
>>541780768>>541780784>>541780832>>541780858>>541780877>>541780912Cool blog postCan you kill yourself now?
>>541781612>nothing would have happen- ACK!
>>541782070I would if I lived in whatever bullshit country that flag is
>>541780832>>541780858>Enter country you can't understand the language of>Get stopped by customs>Pull out google translate and probably start speaking broken spic at them>Start having a panic attack>Customs agents say fuck this shit I don't get paid enough for thiswow great story.if they were criminals he'd be dead. it can only be customs or other law enforcement.
>>541780858>This isn't the type of adventure I was looking for.kekocalypse
>>541780858Holy kek. Dude had such a meltdown that even the cartel took pity on him. His wife will never be attracted to him again.
>>541780784>tesla autopilot stops for cartel checkpointimpressive
>>541782226>customs>demand 10k dollarsis this a custom in mehico?
>>541780858>>This isn't the type of adventure I was looking for.The eternal liberal. They think they're worldly people but they're actually just insanely sheltered.
>>541780877and it's' a lie cause LLM wouldn't say that Mexico is safehe probably made up the whole story for engagement
>>541781502Claude told him it was fine!
>>541782226>customsActually lol'd
>>541780768>>541780784>>541780832>>541780858LIES. Attention whore gay. None of this happened. Mexicans wouldnt talk to him like that and then let him go. Fake story. Evil mexico criminals stop me for money. I panic and cry. They let me go. Very common.Sure sure.
>>541780858Yeah, dipshit, Mexico isn't an episode of Rick and Morty. Holy fuck we need a civil war pronto!
>>541782545>demand 10k dollarsIf you bring more than $10k you have to declare it. The dipshit didn't speak Spanish, and probably got scared by seeing masked people with guns.If they were criminals, he'd be dead and his wife and children raped, killed, then sold as cheap taco-meat.
>>541780858>claude said it was safeI think this may be a troll
>>541780858Kek how long until his wife divorces him?
>>541782996Stick to talking about things you're informed on.Mexican Customs doesn't demand ten grand and set up roadloads you dumb fucking snownigger.The Cartels do this
>>541782545Could be€10k is the amount where you have to declare to customs in the Netherlands. Maybe Mexico has the same limit and they just asked if he had that or more on him
>>541780877>>541781516claude es maricón
>>541780963>over here>memeflag
thank god for mexico keeping mutts in line. thanks to mexico mutts are terrified of "abroad" because they think its all like mexico. mexico. keeping the world mutt free one raped beaten and robbed martsharter at a time
I'd be more worried about potholes there. They don't fix the roads. His tyres will be shred by the next makeshift 'speedbump' that the locals have installed on the autobahn
>>541780768the cartels dont like drug mules of rival cartelsthe customs police is obviously on their payroll, so they dun fuck'dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN9gcEZMZO8
>>541782996so they asked him to declare anything over 10k and he thought they want a 10 bribe? that''s funny
>>541780768>full self driving >that'll be $99 per month subscriptionThese stupid Tesla faggots deserve death
>>541783122Have you been outside your country at all, mutt? A customs check after the border is a common thing in most countries. They usually ask to see your passport and ask if you have something to declare (like money), and will search your car. Everything fits with the twitter faggot story. If they were cartel, they would be dead.
>>541780858>This isn't the type of adventure I was looking for.He should've gone to Ukraine. Americans are like living gods to them, every male and female would worship them.
>>541780768He’s lying because Teslas auto record everything and upload it to the cloud if he has the self driving plan. He could pull the footage and post it, but he won’t because he’s just doing it for attention. Not that what he claims to have happened wouldn’t actually happen if you were retarded enough to drive through bumfuck nowhere in a Tesla in Mexico though.
>>541783122Also:>roadloadsLmaooo. What are you, a pajeet?
>>541783891>Tesla faggotsThey're now less homosexual than average Musk haters.
>>541781502fully self driving into an acid pit
>>541780784This is how all libshits should finish.
>>541782226This is probably itJewish neuroticism at its finest
>>541781262R u retarded
>>541780912Why are Mexisimps like this?
>>541782226>>Get stopped by customswouldn't customs be at the border? are there border crossings where you can just drive over and not go through a border checkpoint?
>>541781031When we conquered the west during manifest destiny it already had a large beaner population.Most of California and Texas has been beaners before it was part of America.The only time white people ever put numbered beaners out west was during the gold rush.A conquered people don't just disappear. They didn't invade. You never genocide them and so they stayed dip shit
>>541781031The kid looks older than her
>>541782226This story isn't over yet.One day the gringo gonna get jumped, his tesla POS taken to a chopshop. Claude passed around into forced prostition, and his gringolettes as well.In other words a happy ending.
>>541780768Just move to a hell hole country where the cartel routinely chimps out and skins people alive bro.
>>541781031LoLHis Aztecca genes BTFO of that bluebeye'd gringo sluts heritage!!
>>541781031Kek - what the fuck. Hopefully the parents disowned her ass.
>>541782226kek
>>541780912I hope this oikophobic douchebag loses his US citizenship no even joking
>>541780903Because 2/3 of /pol/ is them.
>>541780768This is a larpDude is engagement farming Twitter bots
>>541782571>LLM wouldn't say that Mexico is safesounds like a pretty bigoted LLM, why would you use it?
>>541780768Not only is this post off-topic, it's fucking retarded.
>>541781349hilarious if true
>>541780877>claude said it was safeWtf I love AI now
>>541782173Interesting. I see no fathers. I guess brave strong single mommies figures theyd go to diverse and thus wonderfully safe Mexico for a vacation.
>>541781502It probably just means Mexican safety standards are lower. Tesla self driving killed too many people and is banned in the first world.
>>541783122>CartelsYeah cartels often let you go if you annoy them long enough, you fucking mongoloid lmao
>>541781054Well, at least it wouldn't be the mother killing the children and a gruesome way. That only happens in Murica
>>541783955Oof that's a sloppy one! do you usually imagine daddy musk while being disciplined?
>>541784735Capital / cathedral designers have hate in their veins
>>541781410Based beaner kek
>>541783122>Mexican Customs doesn't demand ten grand and set up roadloads you dumb fucking snownigger.Your retarded fellow american misunderstood the customs officer you fucking retard.>The Cartels do thisIf those were the cartels they wouldn't just have let him go, retard.
>>541780912And that's a good thing. Whole family will be soon barrelized. Except maybe young pussy.
>>541784497He's doing a good job of it at least. He created a story that baits both people who want to gloat about how mexico is a shithole and he's an idiot for going there, and people who will call him a retard for not understand what customs is.
>>541780768>>541780832>>541780858>>541780877>>541780912Seems kinda fakeBut, I want so much for him to be killed
>>541780877The absolute state of libs. Pathetic.
