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>>541805973it would be so funny if he died due to a random nigger attacking him.
>>541805973Let's pray for him
>>541805973If he didnt have money there is no way any woman would be with him. This shit is so cringe.
>>541806094I t should be legal to kill him.
>>541806094kek
>>541806187> This shit is so cringe.You have no idea
I assumed the "don't die" tshirt was satire when I watched a satirical video on longevitymaxxers...
>>541805973This feels like a man that is so rich that he's actually bored out of his mind.
>>541806596would be cool if the dude on the right was like 250 y.o. the guy in the mittle 150 and the dude on the left like 80
>>541806596Goes to show that for different women you need different things. Blackpillers btfo. I am dating a much younger woman and if I did that shit she would be gone >>541806862It is gay in any scenario
>>541806187>there is no way any woman would be with him.luckily he only wants boi pussy. phew, close one anon.
>Ineptitude in the general populace has an inverse effect on one's longevityBetter import more brown to lessen that Ineptitude
>>541805973A jeet should have poisoned him for izzat score, for sure.We need more engineers around these rich fucks.
>>541805973I drink coffee before I go to bed, its much better for sleep.Once I didn't sleep for 40 hours straight after a bender then took some cocaine like substance and went to sleep instantly . That's how I figured out this hack.
>>541807075>40 hoursThat's Hell.24 hours straight is already hellish enough.Do you inject meth?I cant find any other explanation.
>>541806885why tho ? its grandson son and father its basically the grandfather s Y chromosome cloned two times with some extra X added by two different females.by your logic it would meand that jerking yourself off would make you a homosexual that doesnt even make sense unless you jetk of to yourself looking in a mirror or whatever
>>541805973Holy shit who fucking cares?
How the fuck do you become so weak that a cup of coffee can devastate you?
>>54180724324 hours is hell are you Spanishor Portuguese? Not 40 maybe around 35
>drinking dcecaffeinated coffeeWhat's the point? Just drink water.
>>541805973Why is the word mistakenly in quotation marks?
>>541807250It is just weird. My girlfriend is from Brazil and she thinks a lot of stuff is gay, I kind of agree with her
>>541806184>sleep slightly interrupted one night>ITS FUCKING OVER
>>541807340AIDS. Not even joking. He just found out he has some autoimmune disease and is apparently dying. Look it up
>>541807359Yes it is nogger
>>541805973whats a sleep score?
>>541807375You do it because you like coffee. While essentially no one drinks alcoholic beverages with the alcohol removed alone, a fair number of people who like coffee do regularly drink it without caffeine.
>>541807422based
>>541805973imagine having pricks like this living forever. lol what a load of shit.
>>541805973Isn't this the guy who had "the vitality of a 19-year-old" and then ruined it by getting the clot shot?
>>541807250if you cant tell, then you might be gay yourself>Anti-aging fanatic Bryan Johnson is facing fierce backlash over his “weird” and “gross” post exposing data tracking his teenage son’s nighttime erections. >the 47-year-old tech mogul posted screenshots showing data from an overnight erection-tracking machine for both himself and his 19-year-old son, Talmage.>The data he posted included the number of erections, average duration, average quality and overall sleep efficiency. >“His duration is two minutes longer than mine,” Johnson wrote in the post on X.>“Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.”
>>541806596Brother Dawn, Brother Day, Brother Dusk
>>541805973I drink coffee before bed kek isn't this faggots stomach eating itself?
>>541807422Rassenschänder
>>541806722that's 100% what it is. He has no idea wtf to do with himself
>>541806933Do you think he will turn himself into a 20 year old twink bottom the moment technology allows it?
>>541806596if you think it as the guy on the left getting old, it works
>>541807446Wow, he's literally me
>>541807850instantly.
>>541807466Wasn't it graft v host or something from getting blood transfusions from his family?
>>541805973Make your own decaf coffee cyberfag
>>541806184> makeup wearing basedboy claims to be the anti-aging GOD, the epitome of HEALTH> gets HEEMd by a single serving of caffeine
>>541807850Can it grow my girlfriend a tail, asking for a friend
>>541807595Maybe that is why she dates me, as a father of 2 I am guaranteed not gay>>541807793She is half Syrian half Portuguese, also half my age. Sorry, not sorry
>>541806094You put that out into the world so the chances have increased gg
My sleep score rates at a 98% efficiency with an average of 6hrs of sleep each night, natural wake up with no alarm. I drink coffee several times each day and smoke weed a couple of times up to a bout 2hrs before bed. My sleep score plummets if I don't smoke weed and my time asleep is like 2hrs
>>541807243I've stayed up for 157 hours straight before. 40 hours? Things don't even start getting fun until day 4.
>>541808493Weed keeps me awake, I have to time it to stop like 4 hours before I want to sleep it's pretty gay.
That guys gonna die of some horrible neurodegenerative disease or the like prematurely in 15 years. Had a guy in my town who was into the HGH fad in the 90s early 2Ks and got early fucking Alzheimers. Biohacking never ends well.
>>541805973> don't die> almost dies to a cup of coffeekek
>>541807935I haven’t kept normal hours for over a month. 4pm to 5am (now)
>>541808618>ID: World of Warcraft Gus
>>541808618What do you see?Shadow people?
>>541808493you've just gotten used to the caffeine. it is bad for you to drink that much coffee though, albeit for another reason. most people drink way too much coffee these days. it inhibits your ability to properly absorb all of your nutrients, just like thiaminase in alcohol. that's why you shouldn't drink it throughout the day, or to the point where it gives you the shits.
Of course all the fat incel ogres here start malding at the mere mention of Bryan Johnson
Quitting caffeine was a good fucking decision for me. Holy fuck it's actually a drug guys, it's just normalized and everyone's on it.
>>541808620its really the comedown effect that makes me sleepy, I'm generally wired while actually high though. That's why I time it like I do. I have my last smoke of a 50/50 hybrid about 2hrs before bed, relax and enjoy the high until it wears then I start dozing kek
>>541806184>spends gazillions to beat death at the age of 49>drinks coffee one time>AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY SLEEP SCORE, SAVE ME, MY SON'S BONE MARROW
>>541805973That entire man is just a parody right? He doesn't really exist.
>>541805973
>>541805973I found this to be more hard-hitting:https://x.com/MiamiHerald/status/2091231537463177630
>>541808781You only realize that if you try to quit cold turkey though. Some people don't get all of the withdrawl effects, but your sleep will be fucked up. I was tired all the time when I quit. I just drink 1 cup now.
>>541808724I drink about 16-24oz in the morning and another 16-24oz around 4pm before I go to the gym and occasionally I'll sip a redbull during my workout after downing a non-caffeinated pre-workout pump supplement. Apparently too much spinach and other greens does the same thing to nutrients. I don't think I'm consuming nearly enough to have that effect though
>>541808719Shadow people start on day 3-4. They're like gargoyles and keep the demons away. Eventually, everything gets twisted and words start to appear and send messages out on any non-CRT monitors I look at. It's hard to describe. I've destroyed my sound drivers and even whole Windows installs wrapped in delusion.I always disconnect from the internet when I notice myself hallucinating.
>>541808847He's suspicious as fuck, background sounds like another glowie project making some non technical retard filthy rich off of tech created by others. Many such cases.
>>541808866Never seen such a young man
>>541805973if u want to live longer just be rich, idiots
>>541808921wtf does that even mean?
>>541805973>>541806184Is coffee good for you?
>>541808719Oh, and music plays on loop from my PC, AC vents, shower, and anything else that makes a constant sound. The music is like an endless mixtape of all the music I've been listening to for days. Like Crystal Method's Community Service albums, but for days on end.
>>541808938yeah, lots of veggies, especially if eaten raw have certain anti-nutrients. coffee can be bad though. your gut lining gets inflamed and that makes it even harder to absorb nutrients. I used to drink probably 4 cupe a day on average. I couldn't put on weight or muscle then no matter how much I ate, so it's definitely a thing.
>>541809016What do you do to make yourself stay awake for so long?
>>541809122god they look so happy. good for them. i should be tardmaxing wtf am i doing with my life.
>>541805973i stayed up for 9 weeks straight getting of smack. this princess is a flaming pussy. I'll probably outlive him too
>>541809016staying up for 2+ days straight and drinking caffeine to keep going is how you aquire mental illness like anxiety and paranoia. if you want to speedrun schizophrenia I guess. gaymer moment.
>>541807250You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips.
>>541809184>>541809303flakka
>>541808927I quit cold-turkey and the withdrawal headache lasted few days. After that it was a slow adjustment to a new normal, I'm way more calm now and I don't get panic attacks or anxiety like I used to. Absolutely worth it. Also decaf coffee is good, I drink that, which is like 10mg of caffeine a day for me which is nothing.
>>541806885Gaycest
>>541809280Sometimes I miss opiates but the withdrawal from quitting is just such a hellish experience. I had a temptation recently and let it pass by because I just don't want to go through that misery again
Thanks to bryan johnson I understand the importance of keeping a strict sleep schedule so my body knows when its time to shut downThat means no more sleeping inI keep my alarm set even on my days off
>>541811714Well fucking done
>>541812940Thanks mate. My friends and I would watch Trainspotting all the time and completely miss the point of the film haha. I do find it fascinating that Appalachian people have largely Scottish ancestry and both regions got hit hard by the opioid crisis. Maybe there is something in the souls of people from these places that is susceptible to that temptation
My sleep score must be the drizzling shits.
>>541813527go to sleep forever, faggot
>>541814070I cant. My wife would be sad. Order up.
>>541806094Careful you might be actually summoning a thoughtform there.
>>541814139your ugly wife would be sucking the neighbors cock before your body went cold. She could always take the forever nap too. Order up
>>541814223My wife isn't ugly and hates our neighbors. You dont know shit, niggerboi. Order up.
>>541807587>no one drinks alcoholic beverages with the alcohol removedI would, if it actually tasted good.I haven't had an alcoholic drink for the alcohol in it since I was a kid, and didn't have the palate to appreciate it.I'd absolutely love a genuine-tasting rye with no actual booze, if that was somehow possible.
>>541807759without demerzel they are nothing
>>541814432I bet your ugly, fat disgusting wife is hate fucking the nigger neighbor right now. You better get the fuck off my board and go check
>>541814592>I betDon't go to Vegas, cel saga faggot. >my boardIts not. Order up.
>>541806184>prayGod will strike him down for attempting immortality.
>>541806184Is he polyphasic? Because if he's on one of those meme sleep cycles where you get 20 minutes every 3 hours, then yes, this will hit him like a truck.
>>541814666Seeing you reminds me to get off this terrible website.
>>541808410>>541814150it would be so funny if he died due to a random nigger attacking him.
>>541805973I can't wait for this faggot to follow "biohacker" steve jobs
>>541814666KEK did I hit a nerve? I've never seen you lash out like this. You wanna do something about it, pussy? I know where you live
>>541805973>For whoever desires to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake will find it.
>>541809122Yeah, drinking one right now despite going to sleep in an hour or two, still have like two cups left
>>541815040>I've never seen you lash out like this.Its my common response to niggas like you who are stuck in the cel saga. >You wanna do something about it, pussy? I'll jist charge you with treason like how I do numerous times to your ilk daily. >I know where you liveAnd? I already survived one assassination attempt when one of you crazy fucks broke the laws of thermodynamics and fired an ice bullet through my fuckin window. >>541814923If you're a shill or an adjacent misery merchant: you got 30 days left here until the end comes.
>>541808866Here's that kid i was telling yabout
>>541815465Hey Breakroom when are you going to go back to Latvia and KILL YOURSELF
>>541816252I was never in Latvia. Cant kms. Too important. Order up.
Lol I like it thank you for the laugh op
>>541805973sick of seeing this retarded ass guy
>>541806094He lives in the middle of LA so not that unlikely t b h
Imagine putting him in a woodchipper
>>541815465>ice bullet through my fuckin window. It's called hail.
>>541805973I can drink coffee before bed. What a faggot. Even cocaine don't prevent that much sleep.
>>541806596This is the most incestuously homoerotic thing I've ever seen in my entire life.Yanks, you need to do something about CA. It's overdue.
>>541808253he's reporting his results and some Indian made a story about it. he didn't write the headline or make it a story. he recounted his results and the Indian scammers at Polymarket made it a headline. that's the joke
>>541808493it's not good sleep though. if you could T break for a week or two you'll get REM back.98%? wtf does that mean. how is it measured
>>541814223Based fuck that nigger, woat.
>>541808921>>541809087she is giving an hour long interview to some sycophantic fan who hounds her for details and updates about her life to get close to that lifestyle.then an angry disgruntled fat woman watches it and cherry picks one line in it to promote for her daycare job designed to mock and belittle.and along the way there are product sponsorships.though you know all that and are asking about the foot spray and idk what that means
>>541806094morbus americanus normalis
>>541809122I read that dogs are basically wolves with Williams Syndrome.if Jews want retarded slaves so bad have they tried high IQ downies? this would be infinity preferable to annoying bIack and brown scammers
>>541809303schizophrenia is a stage. they numb it with meds because they don't understand.it can be transcended.it just means split mind/soul.you're living with a repressed mind/soul, then you discover the split, then you accentuate the split, then you have the choice of recovering the split.most fail and just yell behind trash cans.
>>541818459Just use your magic wand to cast the dopamine depletion spell and have a good night's rest.
>>541805973This just goes to show that only retards want to live forever.
>>541808253>HEEM'dWhat did he mean by this?
>>541806094FPBP
>>541805973omfg, I hope he's OK. I mean in my total regret of having to exist in this shit world, worrying about some rich man struggling from having had a cup of coffee to delay the grim reaper's inevitable buck breaking is at the top of my concerns in life.
>>541814872He will pay dearly for his hubris and woefully feeble attempts to defy the salience of mortality and the inevitable return to the loam from which we were raised. Also he looks like a massive queerbag LOL
>his face when
>>541806184>clown pretends he didn't know that 'decaf' still has caffeinehow could a barista betray him???
>>541807422it is gay. men taking photos of themselves like that is gayexample>>541807746
>>541806184kek this is like when juden peterstein had a nervous breakdown over drinking a sip of apple cider
>>541818778Fitbit, which isn't perfect but directionally accurate. I don't lose that much REM sleep. Once your body is used to thc it doesn't disrupt your REM nearly as much as a one off. So if you never smoke and then decide to smoke before bed one random night, you will likely not have any dreams. My time in each cycle is nearly perfect though, I may get around a 10% reduction in REM duration but compared to complete sobriety I literally do not sleep. When I am sober I get maybe 3-4 hours and I am up and wide awake like I just did cocaine but feeling stressed and strung out
>>541805973Rich faggots need to just make their own coffee. I am sick of this shit. "I'm too busy making bank to make my own coffee." Bullshit. You can't even heat a can of soup. You're waiting in line for an hour at Starbucks doomscrolling memes about abolishing tipping...Fine. Let's abolish tipping, and coffee shops. So you lazy geek human trash sissies can use pantyhose as Keurig filters...
>>541809122>POV: sane human sees a tiktok
>>541806596Imagine the whole time he's fucking he's just obsessed with having the biggest, most youthful erection. >throw girl on bed >whip out blood pressure machine >strap it below his balls like a cockring>woman looks puzzled but feels morally obligated not to rise in contention>"ohh baby you look so young" she says somewhat bitterly >FORTY PERCEEENT he screams, plunging into her >immediately femanon realises just what she's gotten herself into>hoards of mexican nurses run out and begin patting him down and wringing the sweat into day of the week pill boxes >WE'RE A LITTLE SHY CONSUELA GET THE PAINTING >one of the mexicans rushes in with a 3000x3000 painting of Andy Milonakis naked, fighting a bull >woman on bed starts to politely attempt to halt the situation >bry- SLAP oh yeah you like my cawk my lil bio baby cawk AHH BRY- SLAP unnnng oh that's right how you like me now grandma >grandMA?! I'm only- SLAP- EIGHTY PERCENT >femanon is sobbing>Bryan stops and pulls out deflated and begins to consult a team of sports psychologists >femanon manages to slide away while their backs are turned and leave through a side door>falls down a large empty shaft into a large juicer >Bryan is already there waiting>machine has what looks like a large proboscis >jams it down his throat and hits a large red button as the machine begins to turn her into a hammy, pink slurry >just another day
>>541808618This But multiple days begins to produce hallucinations and a sort of drunkenness I can't say it's healthy or that I recommend it
>>541807746Wait whatI was just kidding >>541820433
>>541806184"Don't die" is good advice, just not in the way he means it
>>541820532It's not healthy, but as long as you put several months between your binges and make sure to live healthy between them, you can easily recover. The problems start when you get addicted.
>>541806094Nah it would be more ironic for him to die because of his routine. He’s already got an incurable disease from it. He used to shill ketosis but gave that up too because it was killing him. Let all these snake oil “wellness” grifters suffer the same fate. Some of them already are and yet still maintain that they are healthy
>>541805973That fagget stole this idea from a middle class person and never gave him any credit for the ideaF off
>>541806184that's pretty funny
>>541805973Fuck that guy in the ass with a god damn chainsaw
>>541809280Literally impossible, shut the fuck up.
>>541808866>HELLO FELLOW KIDS!!
>>541820433Saved
the fuck is a sleep score
>>541809122I bet she cooks the best tendies
>>541821645see>>541807746
Bryan Johnson can be a bit annoying, but he also has genuinely good advice and I admire him for what he's doing.My sleep score last night was 91, with a resting heart rate of 48bpm. Not the best, not the worst.
>>541822163> 48bpmNigger you need to go to the hospital
>>541805973Hit him with the decaf
>>541806596>Hey /pol/, name my band
