Just wanted you glowfags to know that I will embrace the draft completely. I will:>Get in the van>Follow all orders>Say "SIR YES SIR">bark "fuck Muslims & Russia" on command>Obey each and every order unquestioning with the highest of disciplineBut the picosecond you press that rifle in my hand, i'll unload every mag I have on the recruiter, the platoon, drill the drill sargeant, every single officer and I will prioritize glow in the dark niggers.Imagine running when the van comes for the man lmfao.They have to press that gun in your hands at some point. Light em up.
my plan is to go peacefully and pull a knife from my boot when they get me in the van. im crashing that fucker with no survivors.
>>541829553Holy basedEarly blower but just as effective go btfo zogdog plans
>>541829486all i can say is that giving me grenades will not end well
>>541829595Unfathomably based vietnam reference
keep staring in that mans eyes
>>541829722Elaborate, what do you see
>>541829855
>>541829553>>541829486>>541829595based
>>541829486Kek, keep larping ciganescu
>>541829486You retard, look at what they do in Ukraine. They keep their conscripts as far away from weapons and live ammunition as they can until the last possible moment. You won't be given any opportunities to shoot anyone except fellow conscripts because your orders will come via cellphone from officers hiding in bunkers dozens of kilometers away. You can't desert either because leaving the trenches is suicide.
>>541831372Cathedrals are extremely pro life
>>541829486ill put a metal song on my mobile and use mma+knife and be as brutal as possible for as long as possible during the van abduction phasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6o8h5FwcNU
>>541829486only oif i can make a detour to france for ..umm reasons. and i get to make it there though belgium for again reasonsbut this time no italy. okay. no ITALY none nada nothing not even mentioning them.
>>541831426The trick is to be a puppy eyed bootglazer from the first second you interact with them. You won't get the special meat treatment if / when you do.But let's entertain your dramatic portrayal as reality. What's holding the conscripts at the front?Ah of course, barrier troops (Was /were).
>>541831372>The man chuckled nervously, aware of his future as an aerated NCO
>>541829553I'd just knife them when I see them in public, but I also still got a stack of at least 100 bricks that I would throw at their cars (don't drive a van on the Autobahn once this starts, anons)
>>541831434>>541831372Is this the new glownigger keyword to monitor this thread?Time to paste this in 5 bbc threads every day
>>541834689ill be doing van life but not in any autobahn or whatever.
>>541829486Extremely based
>>541831426This is terrifying to think about.East slavs are known as especially unruly and actual war machines form stalker-like environments, yet look how the kikes buckbroke russians and ukrainians. I dont even wanna start imagining what they will do to our psyopped shitholes
Dirlewhanger was a fucking G
