>More cells being built within prisons to help tackle overcrowdinghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8x543ddzjo>Kemi gets Tories battle ready with ruthless reshuffle amid speculation over early electionhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16094429/Kemi-Tories-reshuffle-Shadow-Chancellor-sacked-early-election.html>Three injured in UK town centre 'shooting' as four boys flee scenehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2244264/three-injured-uk-town-centre-shooting-four-boys-flee-scene>Winchester and Canterbury risk losing city statushttps://archive.ph/BcO3t>John Healey invites October budget ideas from Treasury staff of all levelshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/sep/01/john-healey-invites-october-budget-ideas-from-treasury-staff-of-all-levels>Burnham to seek greater public control of services in Commons debut as PMhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/andy-burnham-first-commons-speech-services-pmqs-b3042452.html>Man dies after entering canal in Notting Hill Carnival police chase as Met makes more than 500 arrestshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/notting-hill-carnival-death-man-canal-met-police-arrests-b1295282.html>More than three million children will be eligible for free school meals from Tuesdayhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-31/more-than-three-million-children-to-get-free-school-meals-from-tuesday
>uk built drone operated by ukraine hits a chinese plane over russia edish
Morning
>>541840564MORNIN NIGGER
>>541840236>More cells being built within prisons to help tackle overcrowdingdeport the forrens>Kemi gets Tories battle ready with ruthless reshuffle amid speculation over early electiontories are shagged>Three injured in UK town centre 'shooting' as four boys flee sceneprobably wogs>Winchester and Canterbury risk losing city statusgossipmongering>John Healey invites October budget ideas from Treasury staff of all levelsguess we're not going to war then>Burnham to seek greater public control of services in Commons debut as PMnothing will change>Man dies after entering canal in Notting Hill Carnival police chase as Met makes more than 500 arrestsno change there then>More than three million children will be eligible for free school meals from Tuesdaybunch or scroungersin my day we went hungry
Lads, even the most gay shit libs are warming to lowe over his consistent anti Islam anti zion stance lol
Now he tells us
>>541841256>in my day we went hungryIdea. Get your own parents to look after you
>>541841408I'll be claiming for injuries
Anyone want to play Top Trumps?
>>541840236Useless newfag.
Might move to Cleveland. It sounds like a laugh.
>>541841901
How many people in england own 2 or more phones>Roughly 5–7 million adults in England, based on the best available dataHow many phone contracts are there in england>A reasonable estimate is around 75–78 million active mobile phone subscriptions/contractsHow many people over 16 are there in england>48.3 million adults aged 16 and over live in EnglandWhat is 75 million - 48 million>27 million27 million mystery phone contracts, they must belong to dead people or someth
>>541842361Does that include work phones and whatnot? I have multiple relatives that have one.
BAMES within BAMES. Interlinked
>>541842407I still don't think that'd make up the mystery 27 million contracts>>541842509This is peak efficiency.One stop. Fresh fade. Clean car.Hot towel Turkish shave while they detail the ride.Absolute power move.(The only place where “I need a wash” applies to both you and your car.)
>>541842509wot, no cape shop too?
>>541842805*vape
https://x.com/ChatGPT/status/2094857136551682193>chatchippyteaBurnham's Manchesterism soft power is unmatched
No longer friends with rupert Now boris is my best friend
28+ pto days9 bank holidays52 weekends"Full time worker"
>>541842509There was a bamewash near where I used to live, smelt like dirty dishcloths a mile downwind, pity any white people left living nearby
Morning spakkersCoffee and a shit
maaaaaaaaaaa..............aaate>*tips hat*
Gonna master mushroom soup this autumn
>>541843402>industrial rape of british girlsZzzzz>edgy teen banterREEEEEE
>>541843402>grew up in a white area>marries white women>gives kids white middle class names>sends them to a majority white schoolThis explains a lot, he's a self hating paki. He could move to a Paki area and send his kids to a mostly BAME school but all know why he would never do that.
Asking all Norf FC fans itt:If an Uzbek lad cooked you some nice flaky somsas, would you prefer those to Greggs sausage rolls?
>>541840236Those cheeky Paki boys were never heard from again.
>>541840236This should have woken more people up>Rambunctiously approaching a public figure asking for a selfie has him terrified out of his skin and the courts throwing the book at youwhat exactly was he afraid would happen and why did the court need to make an example of them? Are these people that scared of what the public might do to them if they knew the truth about things?
>>541843740Greggs is povvo shitSamosas are fkn rank
>>541843740They usually have beef in them, and also can have chicken or lamb. They’re baked like a pastry in a big oven with meat and onions and a bit of cumin, and you spoon a fresh tomato sauce with dill and cilantro inside the somsa as you eat it, along with a nice cold Pepsi or whatever else to drink
>>541843808> Samosas are fkn rankSomsas are in the same family as samosas, but they don’t have all the spices of a samosa, it’s more like a pastry. I feel its simplicity would compliment the British palette
>Labour's Mayor of London Lord Sadiq Khan has been convicted and fined for allegedly failing to tax a vehicle, despite officials saying it does not belonging to him.>Lord Khan was convicted via the controversial single justice procedure (SJP) over neglecting to tax a 24-year-old Nissan Micra.>However, City Hall officials say that the car does not belong to either the Mayor or Transport for London (TfL).the interesting part:>It comes after a host of furious motorists pledged to register their vehicles in Lord Khan's name in a protest against the expansion of the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) to cover the whole of London.>The protesters hoped to make him liable for the £12.50 daily charge for entering the zone.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16098073/London-mayor-Sadiq-Khan-convicted-failing-tax-Nissan.html
>>541843740Looks good, seems like every country has some kind of a meat veg and pastry thing
>>541843780Same reason there's them big fences around Downing Street, wasn't always that way.
>>541843402>doesn’t want immeadiate violence Oh so its okay? To use violence against words?
kek
>>541842509You're not even close to bameline.
>>541844212
>>541844141its what they were looking for to justify Nowaks murder
>>541844212Done yourself.
>>541840236Treasury has emailed out asking for any kind of suggestions what to put in the budget.We are fucked.Take every penny you've got and short the pound. Bond market fuckstick incoming, destination: your anus.
>>541842509
>>541844280how?I'm unbannedbut now they get no money from me anymore
>>541844141
>>541843656>industrial rape of british girlsSince the late 1950s.
Touch grassSmell rainHear windHave sexFiltered
>>541844391Have windTouch cloth
>>541842361I never throw away old phones so I actually have like 8 or 9 smartphones. Still have my based motorola razr v3 from 2006ish.Idk how they worded the first question in their poll but there could be even more mystery contracts if they're counting old phones without an active sim.
>>541844432Ive got a dozen old phones but only 1 contract. Its just another indicator theres a shit ton more people in the country than the govt thinks.
>>541844311I'm often a bit puzzled by the size of the black economy that would be needed to support all these front businesses. Obviously there are some people who will be spending 100s or 1000s on their drug habits but these have got to be a tiny minority.
little disabled fella got his toys taken away and had to cry to the staff
Idk why but this affected me far more than Fentanyl Floyd https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16093781/Georgia-cop-killed-baby-donkey-heehaw-animal-sanctuary.html
Coffee before my run
>>541844258Time for you to watch "Apocalypse now" , join us.
>Keir Starmer to stand down as MP to focus on world affairs>Keir Starmer to stand down as MP to focus on...affairs
>>541845179>"I want to be free to travel the world without so much scrutiny and get fucked by foreign cocks, that business of importing Ukranian rent boys got a bit too close to being exposed as a donkey fucking poofta who accepts clothing bribes for my liking, this is much better"He's rotten.
>>541845179Why not national affairs?
>>541843754One of them was a Malaysian hapa, the other one was English as far as I can tellBoth 100% Deano
>>541844311It's mad how all these kebab and chicken shops are constantly on rotation, particularly in working class post industrial shitholes. My hometown of st helens is very anti-muslim, the vast majority of blokes you meet in the pub are your typical salt of the earth homegrown fellas, and even they refuse to eat the kebab these days. I've heard them talking about that little girl that got made into kebab in the 00s over a pint. They all go maccies for their post pissup grease, coz there's literally no other choice.You never see ANYONE In those 'restaurants', and they all close down after 5-6 months only to be replaced by some new arab fast food place.Literally everybody knows what's going on and the council just seem to perpetuate it.
What would possess an entire family to stab a baby to death?
>>541845389"It was posessed by evil spirits"Thats usually a solid "excuse" people come up with. Strange theres no mention of the nationality, oh well we will have to speculate.
>>541845179hes gonna end up joining and running some international organization where he'll still rule over the uk without the need for that pesky democracy thingtold you cunts, starmer is power hungry and he wont let anything get in his way
Restore Britain's Philosophy of National Belonging confirms the official rugpull. It is now confirmed, over. Fell for it again. Civnat slopulist party confirmed.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
>So John, are you prepared to fuck up the country?>Nah m8 we're just gonna wing itClassic Labour tbdesu
>>541845389Oh i was wrong.>The grim find shocked the neighbourhood, where residents described the three-bedroom property as regularly being occupied by a large number of people.>One neighbour said the house had been rented by a Slovakian family who moved in around eight months ago.>She claimed there could sometimes be as many as 12 people inside the relatively small home, including children and adults.Slovakians, definately some countryside voodoo involved.
>>541845473Nationality : English They were in this country what more do you need
cont.
>>541845547Add slovak to anything and it makes it sound more dodgy>used car dealerOr>slovak used car dealer
>>541845542this is probably the best thing he can do. the only sense you will ever find in the civil service is in smart junior staff who have yet to leave. of course any sensible options they do have like reduction of spending will be routinely ignored
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/01/germany-sleepwalking-towards-abyss-afd-divided-society/>Germany is sleepwalking towards the abyss>State elections could be the catalyst for an implosion of a fractured and fragile political system>Ulf Poschardtlol I guess that this is just what the Telegraph is going to be like nowhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/02/national-treasure-bullied-actors-israel-maureen-lipman/>I’m an alleged National Treasure. I won’t be bullied by actors over my views on Israel>Gerard McCarthy pulled out of appearing in a West End play because I joined the castyids can't spend decades making it out that genocide is the heckin worst thing ever and then be surprised when people take that message to heart and act upon it https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/02/six-year-olds-treated-nhs-mental-health/>Six-year-olds treated in A&E for mental health>Surge in attendances does not bode well for children’s long-term development, say expertsThe best financial decision you can make is to get your kids on PIP as early as possible. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/09/02/middle-classes-face-tax-rises-to-fund-defence-boost/>Middle classes ‘face tax rises to fund defence boost’>Military spending targets ‘unrealistic’ without broad-based levy increases, says Resolution Foundationhahahttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/09/02/bond-sell-off-burnham-trump-iran-oil-ftse-100-markets/>Live Triple lock under threat as UK bond rout deepens>Andy Burnham has been urged by one of his allies to scrap the pensions triple lock to counter a rapid surge in government borrowing costs.haha x2
>>541845473Eastern europeans>Andrea Skopova, 20, Peter Horvath, 19, Peter Horvath, 38, and Nina Horvathova, 37, have been charged with murder, causing or allowing the death of a child and perverting the course of justice by taking steps to conceal the killing of an infant.
Spass...The final frontier.These are the voyages, of the star ship, bamerprise. To seek out, new chicken joints and jollof. To boldy spice where no one has spiced before.
>>541845739ta, DM article is a bit behind it seems.
>>541845688https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/02/british-woman-stabbed-to-death-in-germany-was-pub-manager/>British woman stabbed to death in Germany was pub manager>Residents in Whitchurch leave tributes to ‘kind and beautiful soul’>A British woman stabbed to death by a homeless man at a German railway station has been identified as a “beloved” pub manager.>Police arrested a 27-year-old German national at the scene, although the circumstances and motive for the attack remain unclear.>Ms Bullock had been on her way to Austria to support her friend at a funeral when she was killed, the Daily Mail reported.imma speculate https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/02/sadiq-khan-convicted-tax-car-tfl-dvla-fine/>Sadiq Khan convicted of failing to tax car he ‘does not own’>Mayor of London faces £340 court bill after DVLA sent letters to Gordon Ramsay restaurant near TfL officesWow, a paki not paying taxeshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/02/british-man-deported-from-sweden-despite-living-there-since-childhood>British man deported from Sweden despite living there since childhood>John Sellers, 34, who moved with his family to Sweden aged 10, has been ejected despite his recent marriage to a SwedeBomb Sweden NOW!https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/02/i-want-to-live-the-disabled-people-unable-to-go-abroad-because-of-care-funding-refusal>‘I want to live’: the disabled people unable to go abroad because of care funding refusal>Disabled people are being blocked from travelling abroad by NHS care boards and local councils that refuse to let them use their care funding outside the UK, the Guardian has learned.Easy to sneer but why not just go anyway?
>>541842509they know how to appeal to the local Deano market, get your financed Audi and hair cut sorted in one visit, probably give you a cheeky kroney while you wait.
>blacks>Jeets>PakisWho do you hate the most? For me it's jeets
>>541845880https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/02/uk-must-end-all-trade-with-israel-says-co-founder-of-bds-movement>UK must end all trade with Israel, says co-founder of BDS movement>Exclusive: sanctions against ministers and settler groups are ‘smoke and mirrors cop-out’ says Omar Barghouti>Omar Barghouti (Arabic: عمر البرغوثي, born 1964) is a Qatari-Palestinian who is a founding committee member of the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel (PACBI)[1] and co-founder of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement.[2] >Barghouti was born in Qatar to a Palestinian family from the Barghouti family, and at a young age moved to Egypt, where he grew up.[3] In 1982, he moved to the United States, where he lived for 11 years and earned bachelor's and master's degrees in electrical engineering from Columbia University.[4][5] At Columbia, he was president of the Columbia Arab Club.[6] In 1993, he moved to Israel following his marriage to an Israeli-Arab woman. He holds Israeli permanent residency status and lives in Acre.[3] He holds a master's degree in philosophy (ethics) from the Tel Aviv University (TAU), and is pursuing a PhD.[7]>In March 2017 Barghouti was arrested in Israel on suspicion of tax evasion of about $700,000, but as of June 2021 has not been charged with any offence with regard to this arrest.[8][9][10]He seems sane, it's just so great that Britain is filled with all these foreign agitators trying to present their personal issue therapy exercises as principled political stances.
>>541845327>They all go macciesWhat a bottom bitch take ''let's give our money to the amerigolems''
>>541845992Niggers provide clarse music, the rest i dont care forhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
Restore Britain wants to grant citizenship to anybody with one British-born parent.Then a few pages down the document:>One area of immigration will be eased: spousal visas. If a British man or woman,subject to our red list immigration policy, wishes to build a life and create a familywith their loved one in our home, that should be easier, cheaper, and fasterSo all Pooja and Pajeeta need to do is simply marry a "British-born" Ranjesh and Mandeep, and her 17 dependents will gain citizenship. Fucking retards why CANT ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY USE THEIR BRAIN
don't empty your piss bottles when you go to the recycling centerestablish dominance
>>541846202Imagine if a British guy moved to a middle eastern country and started making demands like this. We're so fucking wet.
>>541845739Are those Eastern European names or gyppo names? Suppose it's hard to tell.
oh no
>>541845547>slovakian>sheffieldroma gyppos
wypipo dun dis
>>541846335The Tories clamped down on this a few years back because it's obviously wide open to exploitation. Obviously it's not so much of an issue now because anyone can just jump on a fucking dinghy and we'll let them in.
>>541846364>The last name Horváth is a Hungarian ethnic name that means "Croat".>Horváth is one of the most common surnames in Hungary and Slovakia.
>>541845992Pakis are worse than Jeets by a country mile. Pakis are like a fusion between blacks and jeets. They contain the dirtiness and filth of Jeets, and carry the same violent savagery of Blacks
>>541846311you should go to the pub and front them about it
>>541846430Hello sanjeet
>>541846335This may have been a viable policy 80+ years ago but now it's woefully out of date, it used to be a relatively big talking point in the 2000s and 2010s around arranged marriages but seemingly that's completely slipped their memory when crafting this. >wishes to build a life and create a family with their loved one in our home, that should be easier, cheaper, and fasterOne of the big reasons why have so many dinghywogs, "refugees", and legal immigrants is because lots of their family and extended kin network is already here. If you encourage them to build a family base here then you're just going to get even more scrambling to get in.
>>541846335Better then an anchor baby like kemi
>>541846427Doesn't really mean much, the region has had numerous initiatives to assimilate gyppos so they could have forcibly given them the local equivalent surname of Smith.
>>541845880John Sellers, 34, should have sorted out his settled status in Sweden before the deadline in 2021. Why do these specimens always think that the rules do not apply to them? Or did it not occur to him to check after Brexit?Odds on him claiming PIP as soon as he is deported back here?
>>541846530reeee she's not an anchor baby reeee
>>541846502It just goes to show that all the Conservative philosophy constructed since the enlightenment only worked for white, landed gentry men in Europe. Some mongs actually thought this could be an inclusive belief system that could be applied to pajeets, ngubus and sand people. How wrong we were. Its why I'm a gun grabber myself, imagine if all the paki and wog gangs had the "right" to own a gun lmfao
>>541846502>but seemingly that's completely slipped their memory when crafting thisThis is the problem with Restore/Reform. Their policies are just an inconsistent patchwork of things that sounded like a good idea to somebody at some point. There's no actual plan to fix anything.
wut
>>541846716This is just somebody's diversity project. She's not going to be able to visibly examine someone's knob warts as a GP or run around one of our failing hospitals on a 15 hour shift.
>>541846684Its like that time Nadine Dorres in Reform suggested abolishing the hotel asylum system and just giving the wogs a tent and pole and push them out on to the street. Sounds very based for like 1 split second, then you realised it meant roving african tribal warlords reigning over parks and village greens, setting up camps and making every town in the country a new Calais, venturing into the high street to rob sausage rolls from greggs and the bakery in the co-ops, mugging strangers in the parks and raping the women. Suddenly the hotels don't seem like the worst idea
>>541846361indeed
>>541842361Sure they have more than a good idea about the demographic numbers after sims switched to 4g and all the two factor shite
>>541846780The fact that as an anti-immigration party they haven't got a clear, concrete policy on their position on how their party handles illegal immigration means that they're going to completely fuck up being in government.
>>541846816But she's married to one
>>541844141That's completely normal for browns.
Do you feel safe?
>>541846996Might be an improvement depending on where it erupts.
>>541846780I've seen it dubbed as performative cruelty. Mahmood suggested taking valuables of dinghywogs which doesn't really help anything at all but does sound like a great chuddy red meat soundbite (also it'll never actually be delivered so it's free airwaves real estate). If you think they're smart then it's a strategy to keep the post 1945 settlement in place while just pretending you're going change the shape of it, but there is strong evidence that these people are actually just a bit retarded.
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5d2r0zqvdo>There has been a sharp rise in children and young people - some as young as six - attending A&E units in England in a mental health crisis, NHS doctors are warning.The fuck kind of menthol elf does a 6 year old have?
>>541846931yeah, I want these people dealt with they deserve nothing, every good thing in her life was built on the blood and sweat of white men she should bow before us
>>541846996>He has stockpiled food for 10 years of a volcanic winter
>>541846816>76 hopefully soon
>>541847065>6-17 year oldsKids being raised exclusively on social media eventually having a monster melty and being thrown into A&E because their parents don't know how to deal with it.
>>541846780Just as they are doing in Ceuta right now.
>>541846996Pls blow up, please please please blow up this fucking instant, release me oh god release me
>Peter Horvath, 19, of Holywell Heights, Sheffield>Andrea Skopova, 20, formerly of Robey Street, Sheffield>Nina Horvathova, 37, of Holywell Heights, Sheffield>Peter Horvath, 38, of Holywell Heights, SheffieldSlavs. Basically niggers.
This turbosperg is going to humiliate us
kekfind it so funny that me key worker is only in the other room and I'm emailing her giving her updates cos cba going to see hershe's just like "fab :)"so I sent her pic related
>>541843952top banter
>>541847294Fill the Falklands with pskis and afghans see if the argies still want it
Labour will win the next election
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg59d09nyyvoi couldn't fathom why a random with no relevant skills who presumably needs food water and shelter and doesn't speak the language would be any help in a disaster zone before flying back to the city in an army helipcoter. then this story ends up on every news website where he got off said helicopter and they asked his name and assumed he had been rescued, that's it.turns out he's banned from keeping animals after running an illegal puppy farm and also back in court in November 2026 for harassment, that's what came up on the first page of results.https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/gloucester-councillor-who-ran-illegal-9714655https://www.hellorayo.co.uk/hits-radio/gloucestershire/news/gloucester-councillor-court-harassment
Alas, after five long years of devoted and unwavering service within the ranks of the armed forces, years marked by rigorous discipline, countless sacrifices, and the quiet endurance of hardship far from the comforts of ordinary life I find that the sole and rather unexpected remnant of all my earnest labours and steadfast commitment is nothing more substantial than this bosom
>>541847294Given the rest of his political philosophy, there's no way he actually believes any of this shit and he's just pandering to retards he needs votes from.
>>541847060>oo'd av seen it coming la?!What a silly billy she is.
>>541847294Remember when we were all supposed to cheer this guy winning and everyone reassured us that he was at worst just a bit performative on the Falklands issue but really he didn't care?
>>541845499>>541845567>>541846335This is why I never jumped on the Restore bandwagon. I knew they were complete bollocks from the off.
>petrol price
>>541842361>How many people over 16 are there in england>48.3 million adults aged 16 and over live in EnglandDidn't Lowe last yeat do a foi on people registered with a GP and it was over 100 mil. 48.3 mil adults is a lie, a massive lie.According to for they sold 8 million mk4 focus' in the UK. If the 48 mil figure is correct, that 1 in every 5 people owns a new style ford focus. According to nectar card they have 90 mil users. If 48 mil is the population then everyone owns 2 nectar cards.The population lie is the foundational lie from which all other lies form. The percentage of vaxed, voting participation, shrinking population excuses for more grunts, consumption predictions, etc. Its all built on a foundation of falsehood.
>>541847455God I wish that were me
>Sadiq Khan claims he is victim of 'scam' after shock unpaid car tax convictionDelusional paki.
>>541847405* it was XL Bully dogs at the puppy farm
>>541847526nigger
>>541847294Melty
>>541843016Boris is a tory and oversaw the biggest wave of legal migration this nation has ever suffered, so hes essentially over qualified for reform.
>>541847509>Didn't Lowe last yeat do a foi on people registered with a GP and it was over 100 mil.To be fair, the NHS records are most likely riddled with errors and filled with duplicates and dead people.
>>541847577Slapper
>>541847405looks like a paki desu no wonder they thought he was one of their own
>>541847420
>>541847420>>541847433I've spoken to some argies and apparently he just panders to a small base of absolute spastic farmers who believe in some shite called kirchnerism, the same mental disease commie-lite politics thats always existed in south america
>>541847405Nepal? Kathmandu? Illegal puppy farms?
>>541845327>macciesIt's halal too, often without saying so.
>>541843016firstly farage doesn't want another charismatic bullshitter for competition, and the boriswave makes this a suicidal move anyway
>>541847604Quite likely. I would have thought mobile phone contracts would be a pretty solid indicator of population. My point is that the ons always low ball their number to such an extent that it just the most obvious lie and prevents reasonable conversations about over population, vaccine uptake, voter engagement as well as the obvious migration problems.
'are andy's first pmqs coming uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiazsKIvp0
>>541847710either that or something even more dodgy
>>541847624I believe the state is panicking because they've realised that none of the White goyim are prepared to fight their gay fake war in jewkraine and shitrael, so they are testing the water with what they believe was a supported conflict. The resurrection of the Falklands spat that made the iron lady popular with the boomers, is just a test to gauge if the now gen x and millenial parents are happy to send their boys to the meat grinder.
>>541847933>PMQs
>>541847933already cringe
>>541847426I liked it when she joined Reform and then immediately called for Farage to step aside to make way for a diarchy with Bojo.
>>541848102Politics board
ORDAHHHHHHHH ORDAHHHHH THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN MUST RETRACT THAT STATEMENT YOU CANNOT CALL A MEMBER OF THIS HOUSE A LIAR, ITS NOT GENTLEMANLY!!Anyway, back to the summer of sex season in Parliament, everybody brought their dildos?
>>541847933well that didn't go well
>>541847060that community note isn't a gotcha. dorris says in her own tweet that something with good intentions (her claim, not mine) is being misused. it is fair to call for it to be scrapped or changed.
>or... ORD...... OR'DARRRRRRRROh what fanciful larks.
>>541848140Politically incorrect nigger penis
>>541848213It is a gotcha, it's obvious to anyone with a double digit IQ what it would become
>>541847410put a dingo on the barbie mate
what's the crisis this week? It's almost as if when you ignore the news media none of it actually exists
We're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gp5qXofTCE
>>541847933have you heard of Mandy Burnham?
>>541848285we're supposed to care about some obscure economic market and how we're going to collapse over it again or something.
>>541848213It's remarkably naive for her to not realise what else it can be used for.
Steve Laws would look good in a trench coat
>>541848213They do this shit all the time. The deliberately broad, vague laws that they pass get abused, they make a few empty statements about how the law shouldn't be used in that way and it should be changed, and then once it's out of the news cycle absolutely nothing happens.
hey wait a minute i remember the last time this happened. This might actually be bad this time for realsies
>>541848213Have you read it? Whats she saying about it now being abused. I thought it was just a vehicle to shoe horn the gov id onto kids so the next generation are primed with the id and ready to receive the mark of the beast, even though the mark is likely having brown skin.
mister speaker, i'm afraid there is no money
how many City Regions are there in the UK? if burnham is saying manchester city region is so good, what others are getting invetsments?
>>541847933>>541848309
>The boy who filmed the incident needed his parents in court to support him. Yet the courts often failed to meet the parents’ own complicated requirements for specialist assistance and translators, meaning the case could not proceed. On one occasion, interpreters for the wrong language were booked. There were delays in securing experts, problems locating vital reports, plus issues with the legal aid portal. Sometimes it was as simple as notes not having been retrieved in time for the hearing.>When the boy who filmed the chair‐throwing returned to court this week, his lawyer Nimra Ashraf said he had changed. He was now “excelling in sports, focusing on his GCSEs, and getting good grades” and that he was considering starting an apprenticeship as a bricklayer or a car-wrapper. When asked about his future by the judge, the boy told the court he’d taken up drumming, and wanted to “be a successful musician.”>Ashraf added that he’d been on repeated child protection plans, had witnessed domestic violence, and hadn’t committed any other offences. He also had “some significant learning needs”.
My apologies in advance for molesting your eyes and ears, but isn't this music making fun of being being tortured by "Havana Syndrome" and the Tinnitus it causes and attempting to take their own lives because of it?Honestly, that seems inappropriate.I have no doubt the lyrics were provided by a Satanic music exec who knows all the ins and outs of the Magnetic nano-tech torture technology and the actual singers are enslaved by the snares of Satan.(Warning for sensitives: depiction of tortured man on the video if you click it)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6ykh0bMKIgSuch a thing is very dark and too far even for me. Disliked, unsubscribed, reported to the authorities.
>>541848384BBC are saying it's the highest since 1998. And we've got a party that politically cannot significantly cut spending coupled with what looks like an imminent global recession.
>>541848416Everybody forgets about Newcastle, the real norf. Great city and people too, they just keep to themselves. Whenever anybody talks about the norf what they really mean is a built-up urban corridor along the M62
rAndy isn't doing well. he can't banter.
>>541848295>elfwife
>>541848414there are those child savings accounts so if the government borrow the money they can then put it back before the children turn 18 and nobody will have lost out
>>541848414>Sneers at you in hebrew
>>541848416They're forever pledging additional money (Rmoney) to prop up Birmingham because the female and nigger led council keep spaffing it all on themselves. If there's an additional funding grift about, there is literally zero chance that the uber champagne socialists of Liverpool haven't got theirs too.
>>541847294pic related
>>541848314oh right, I've just recovered form the climate crisis that didn't affect me at all. I suppose I'll just deal with another market crisis and then on to the Falklands crisis which will undoubtedly come to nothing.
>>541848506free Bussy
>>541845542>>541845677It's not about finding ideas, it's about preemptively shifting the blame on the junior staff for when he's being questioned on why the budget is so bad.
>>541848652bee network, but for government bonds (capped at 2%)
>Ed Davey's first question is about Brexitzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
shocked to see some pints still selling for £1.98 at spoons. dont know how they do it really
>brexit in 2026boring
>>541848497>imminent global recession2 more weeks
yall niggers dont know what a crisis is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_late_Middle_Ages
>>541848737Don't they buy kegs about to go out of date and sell them cheap quick for thin margins
>>541848500To Londonites the term norf is much more than a geographical location. Its a negative term, one which means not of our group and not like us. It also has strong connotations of things they find unpleasant, the England they strive not to be and an alien people that cause all their woes. As such a true metrosexual londonite considers the north to begin where London ends, and the south east british unioner will generally consider north to start at the south Midlands.
women in Wick on the north coast of scotland have to go to inverness for a Maternity unit, which is a few hours drive down a slow road. it's a choice to live in Wick and you are choosing to be inconvenienced. north devon or wherever is not an urban place and so choices about service offered need to be made.
>>541848739>"liberal">"democrats">doesn't understand what the word "referendum" means
>>541848730>slides into parliament on a waterslide>mentions brexit>exits the commons juggling on a unicycle
>>541848865>As such a true metrosexual londonite considers the north to begin where London endsKek
So laws has quit reform. I wonder were the sweaty dysgenic meathead takes will come from now...
>>541848936I did like that Davey thought Farage has ever been in government by saying it was his deal.
JIGGLE JIGGLE
morning lads. what do you think of zelensky targeting innocent aeroplane passengers over russian airspace? they bombed a school a while ago that killed 20 odd students in russia too.
>turn on national news>it's covering UK parliament>"mothers in north devon have to travel too far for maternity services">whole quorum agrees this is an outragethis is brown women isn't it?
Honestly would've been more interesting if Corbyn won in 2019 we would've got a lot of immigration etc but we got the same with Boris, Corbyn would've been more interesting and spontaneous compared to the boring 'red Tories' we've got now
>>541848950she can bomb by balls
>>541848969to be fair it is difficult to tell what's going on when you spend most of your life on trampolines
>>541848904We're very similar to Russia, their liberal democrat party are also a bunch of authoritarians
>>541848973that's just war desu. >passenger airplaneshow are you supposed to know that in fog of war? everything is a target
>brownfield firstit's a choice, the manchester choice
>>541848949More over, who are the shitlibs, jews and jocks going to seethe over now?
worst MP in parliament. a literal demon.
>>541848936kek ed davey is ace
>>541848996Lmao. Its as a result of that fat traitourous philandering cunt bojo theres the opportunity to break the 2 party system. Which nige is currently pissing away...
>>541848295deano's loving the elf wife videos mate aha x
Surprised this hasnt had more coverage, pretty drastic from rupert
>>541843316Absolutely pathetic
>>541849101Nige is just rebuilding the Tory party under a different name.Corbyn as PM during COVID, the start of the Russian invasion of Ukraine and the Israel Palestine conflict would've been a laugh
>>541848950Fat, jewish, orange and holding a mans seat in the illegitimately occupied English parliament.
>>541848812according to wetherspoons magazine that's an urban legend
>>54184895010/10 in bongland
>>541849177desu I don't mind people of European origin getting British citizenship.
