Donald Trump shits his pants. He's a serial pants-shitter. A habitual pants-shitter, if you will.This goes way back to the days of the television show The Apprentice, and possibly beyond. That's right, your beloved cheeto faggot has been literally shitting his pants since even before you morons voted him as President. An actual Idiocracy, if you will.Enjoy the funniest ten minutes you're going to see in a LONG time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5uqAavJPAo
shitting your pants is not the worst part. Being unable to wipe your ass is worse. I had to buy this recently to assist in wiping my ass since I am too inflexible.
>>541840756wtf get a bidet ffs
>>541840585Show me proof better than this and I'll concede https://youtube.com/shorts/Sxr8pU7YdBk
>>541841355Opinion automatically discarded, "shorts" are for retards, not clicking that shit
>>541840756okay pajeet>>541841453>I only trust podcast literally whos you saw the video. you clickeded that shit. even if you didn't you saw that video years ago. Biden stops and shits himself while squatting, clenching fists and making a angry face like a toddler. like you, poopy butt
>>541840585tbf Biden kind of spearheaded this trend during his four years of pants shitting and going to and from his cryotube
Trump no1
>>541840585The second poopy-pants POTUS in a row.An established tradition since 2016
>>541840756fat fuck
>>541840756>since I am too inflexibleDo you have some injury that makes flexing impossible? Most people can fix the problem of being unable to wipe their ass by losing weight and doing some related exercises
>>541840585u mad tho?
>an actor on a reality TV show was shitting his pants and everyone on the cast and crew and in the network agreed to cover it up, because he might randomly decide to run for president a decade later as a republican on an isolationist platform and he might somehow win
>>541840585why do people keep forgetting that /poll/ doesnt actually support policies? theyre for whoever pisses the most people off
>>541840585that's a great video of faggots scraping their eyes out about their fantasies of how bad Trump is NO (you) are a stupid leftist fagot actually
>>541840585It's funny how a pants pooping leader gives rise to a country that shits itself both literally and figuratively on the world stage!
>>541840585anything is better than kamala or any of those muslim woke lovers
I have pooped my pants three times at work in the past 7 years. AMA I guess
>>541842363Shut the fuck up migger. Go back to your Israeli containment thread.
>>541841991thanks for the advice I will try that!
>>541840585I've been on this board daily for at least 10 years. Is it possible for mods to create one Nice Day? Even if it's threads about fake events. Israel won. Now we're being enslaved. Anons deserve one good day. I barely have any fight left. There have been no gains not even X is a real gain it's merely an illusive trick.
>>541843928Twitter is an epic pro-Trump circlejerk, that's because a lot of posters here left for there and because the flyover state normies congregate there to make some sort of stand. You are correct though, it was a brilliant psyop that fooled almost everyone including the autistic right-wingers who think they see the truth that's been hidden from us. People really believe the American government is fighting for them and that placates them and lets their guard down.
>>541842090rich tv people are very litigious, no US tabloid would dare touch him
>>541842090>this fucking COPEDonald Trump sues everything he sees. And some things he doesn't. That's when he's not raping children. He's a serial child-rapist pants-shitter, your hero. And like him, you should simply just kill yourself.
>>541840585You lost tranny.Trump is the greatest.
>>541840585Biden was first to be honest. Trumpstein is merely continuing the tradition.
>>541845661>faggot AI-slop posterRight on schedule.
>>541845793It's a fucking pajeet shilling for free. Just ignore that shit stain.