You are getting on a bus.Which seat do you take?
>>541845645Driver's seat, start driving directly to my location and then leave everyone there
White people don't take the bus like niggers do
>>541845645>busayo this nigga on buses lmaojeet alert jeet alert.
>>541845645Fourth row left side aisle seat
>>541845733We used to. Back in the 80s and 90s. Because there weren't shitskins ruining everything back then.
>>541845733I only see white people on the bus. Looks like your country is defective.
>>541845820>same
whatever window seat is free
>>5418457332pbp
I take the first seat. The one reserved for handicapped or elderly people, because I'm white MAGA, which means I can take whatever I want from whoever I want and no one can stop me motherfucker.
The one furthest from nonwhites and homeless people missing their feet.
>>541845645Windo seat near the door with my back to the windo and my hand on my 9mm in case and bucks want to get uppity.
>>541845645back of the bus.niggers don't sit there because reasons I don't want nigger sitting behind me stabbing me in the neck
>>541845761>>541845733I am suspended from driving because I got done for a high range DUI so now I have to catch buses.I still got court to do so there is a chance I might be in jail soon.This was just supposed to be a fun thread to take my mind away from Aussie political and economical dystopia..
>>541845645>Which seat do you take?The driver seat of my car that passed the bus and is already parked where I was going.
>>541845820I'm generally 5th, sometimes 6th side, left row, window seat I kneel before your whiteness
>>541845645I don’t take a bus because I’m white
>>541845645I use my own car instead of getting in the nigger death tube.
>>541845645My assigned one. You weren't given an assigned bus seat in school?
Always without a doubt. I don't like the idea of any niggas sitting behind me, doing stuff I can't see. I need to be able to react if someone is coming at me.
>>541845645I step aboard and as soon as the smell assaults my senses I pry the door open before it closes and jump offRealistically speaking
>>541845645I's wanna sit onna front of tha bus! move it, whitey!*shoves elderly man off seat*
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>>541847682A middle seat would be a bit better, considering the layout. The window seats make it easy to just pin you there.
>>541845645I am quite car sick, so I take whatever seat is closest to the front. Something about engine placement, idk how it works.
>>541845645That one behind that hoholina.
>you are getting on a busWhy would I be in a bus, ever?>daily commuteMy own car.>travellingJust rent a car.>not going to stay long enough to rent a car / moving around and not going to fly back through the same airportJust use Uber.
>>541845733I'm on a bus right now, can confirm about 90% niggers and Mexicans
>>541849576Also front bench seat is the only right answer, full a/c, by yourself away from niggers, easy dismount
>>541845645i dont get on the bus because i'm not in europe and there's violent niggers on the buses here who will kill me, but if i had to i'm standing and i'm going as close to the exit as possible with my head on a swivel
>>541845876>Pole>I only see white people on the bus.
>>541847905This is the correct answer
>>541845645Last row, so nobody can attack me from behind
>>541850540No, the middle seat is retarded You are surrounded by niggers and can't watch all sides at onceThe front bench seat assures that nobody can sit on 3 sides of you, you only have 1 direction the niggers can attack from
>>541845645>You are getting on a bus.then i'm not white
>>541845645I have never seen a bus with three seats in a row, nor with six seats in the back row.
>>541845645Near the front by a window if I can. I'd like a widow seat so I've light to read by.
>>541845645Would never get on a bus. Im too rich and important to my kids to risk my life.
>>541845645I am not white so the test wouldn't matter to me but normally I stand, both because there's usually no seats avaiable but also because I like using the time I am on the bus to stand. I already spent the whole day stuck on a seat so might save one to someone else if possible.
Trick question.I don't use the bus as I can afford a car ..
>>541845733You're circumcised lmao
>>541845645I don't take public transport, it's for niggers, chinks fags and other subhuman garbage
>>541845733white countries don't have niggers, so they're free to take the bus as they please.
>>541845645I've only ever ridden on school buses, and you absolutely must sit as far back as you can because having niggers behind you is dangerous.It's also dangerous putting them between you and the door, but at least you're not getting deoderant-soaked flaming tennis balls getting thrown at the back of your head.
>>541845645I'm white I don't take public tranportation lmao. We don't even have it in my city it's so white.
>>541845645Back corner and take a nap
>>541849853Well ain't that fucking ironic coming from Swedistan flag lmao
>>541853098No tram, subway or metro aswell?What city is that?
>>541853226we are a town and walmart is 25 minutes away. House prices here have tripled in the last 20 years too. Still 94% white.
>>541845645>Which seat do you take?The driver's seat in my car. Buses are for niggers.
>>541845721First Post Best Post. Considering huwhytes invented the fucking thing...
>>541853431>First landmark that comes to mind is wal-martgrim
>>541845733Exactly, I have a fucking car. I don't need to be surrounded by unwashed minorities.