17,000 CASES FROM POOPY LETTUCE https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2026/08/26/confirmed-cyclospora-diarrhea-parasite-cases-affected-states-map/91479134007/WHO IS POOPING IN THE FUCKING LETTUCE?
>>541876682Authorities are claiming this man is responsible.
>>541876682Dung eaters.
THIS IS RFKS FAULT HE IS EVIL HE DID THIS
>>541876860Did jeets hold a poop throwing festival at the lettuce farms?
>>541876682its coming from the processing and packaging facility. taylor farms sells pre chopped lettuce.
>>541876682The trump administration and republicans are importing food from India!!!
>>541876682It's all apart of the jeet invasion.
>>541876682I don't know but it's RFK's fault somehow
>>541876682>Remove le commie regulashuns>Suddenly poo and piss everywhere
>>541877013they might even be able to contaminate it over the internet
>>541877185>Amerishart invasion brings disease that kills off the feather Indians >dot Indian invasion brings disease that kills off the Muttsp o t t e r y
WHO?
>>541879872You bongs shouldn't be laughing too loud now.. your national dish is literally curry. So you don't really get the privilege of schadenfreude here.
>>541881239>national dish is literally curryThat's just something some misguided people say to be nice to the newcomers. What should be the properties of a national dish?>invented locally>uses local ingredients>consumed by basically all locals>longstanding tradition >important family/social occasionNobody goes out with their family on the same day every week to buy curry. People do exactly that for Sunday roast. Ergo Sunday roast is our national dish.
