Redpill me on crop circles.
>>541886932they started when roos in australia got high as balls on the poppies they were eating and hopped in circles for hours, then a bunch of farmers started faking them and pretending it was ufosthere you go, full history
ayy lmao
>>541886932You need string and a plank of wood. That'd it.
Fuckin piece of shit alien niggers doing vandalism on our food crops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqplBxLdPs4&t=39
>>541886932probably the coolest method of direct action psyop conditioning
ccraaazzzyypost more pictures
>>541886932literally made by the government. the why files on youtube has a good video covering the thing.
irl larp lol
art projects made by hoaxster faggots with too much time on their hands
it's either bored humans or bored aliens
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>>541886932They some kind of energy to bend the plant but it uh also is forming the necessary knuckle for the xylem/phloem transport tubes to stay intact, as if the plant grew that way. I wonder if those Jellyfish UAP race are really earth endogenous 8d Chads.If so we have been living on the surface of a kardashev type 3 civilization the whole time.
>>541887095This guy knows...
>>541886932Vandalism by white women
>>541888337When you bend a plant (I grew weed) and don't break it, it makes a knuckle as it heals. Sometimes even if you break it, it can still heal. Also, some plants can bend 90 degrees and not break open, and just... heal anyway. It's definitely guys with boards and rope. Why wouldn't aliens just burn images into the desert with a massive sky based laser etcher?
>>541887095>You need string and a plank of wood. That's it.some friends and a cooler of beer toosimple as
>>541886932They are really cool art installations but atheists are desperate to believe in skycousins so, yeah.
>>541886932Well, there are two types of crop circles. The kind another anon has described above >>541887095 where they take a string and a plank of wood and step coordinated patterns into the fields.There is another type of crop circle involving abnormal levels of localized radiation and ionization - the circles are slightly albeit distinctively radioactive. The stalk patterns are bent in a way which is not compatible with a plank and rope system - the stalks are bent in a swirling pattern as if each stalk was bent individually rather than in groups or sections. The stalks themselves are bent beyond their natural flexing point (meaning they should have snapped) but they didn't and there is apparently evidence of some type of heating involved with the bending application.There is also the time factor - there are some crop circles which have appeared in a time frame where only a very large and highly coordinated group of individuals could realistically lay such a pattern, and their source origin would have not been any point of interest.So, it's a bit of the ghost story problem, if even one of the stories involving blue zooming lights and the rapid appearance of crop circles is true, what then? I reckon some crop circles are real, and others are fake to dilute the interest. It's kind of like the pyramids - you can tell some are "real" and others are obvious failed attempts to mirror them
>>541886932fake and gay
>>541890481schizo-post
>>541890481You’ve been lied to or misunderstood what you were told. Modern crop circles are made using heat. Sort of like ironing a shirt. The radiation claim comes from a single explanation for the evidence, that a microwave radiation was the applicator for heat. This is unlikely, and any source of controlled heat would do fine.There is ultimately nothing special about crop circles. They are interesting art installations, and part of the artistry is hiding the brush. If ufotards found out how the current circles are made, they would try to come up with a new method to make them. Hats just part of the fun.
They're messages to us.
>>541886932attention whores
>>541889413That's not even a good one though. You can clearly see how they got there and the imperfections.
>>541891516>that a microwave radiation was the applicator for heat>There is ultimately nothing special about crop circles>part of the artistry is hiding the brushRight, with the microwave grass presser things. I have one of those - yeah it's this wand you wave it around and it nukes grass and flattens it. I keep it in the back of my truck, I built it with home-depot parts>>541888337>forming the necessary knuckle for the xylem/phloem transport tubes to stay intactYeah it also does this too. Never mind the radiation, that's normal
>>541893716Cope and seethe all you want. Just come up with another retarded reason to believe in aliens.
>>541887039Retards faked some with rope on boards But there are some in which the wheat has not been damaged or broken, but pressed down in a sort of swirl without breakage or the loss of a single wheat kernel. Also high radiation readings on some with geiger counter.
>>541887730>>541887656Yeah, crop circles are a psyop. This used to be a popular discussion topic in days of early internet parapolitics, conspiracy theory, and anti-zionist circles. You have secular, transhumanist technocrat globalists and the Judaeo-Christian Zionist globalists, and crop circle are sort of feeding into the technocratic transhumanist worldview and agenda.There even used to be shitty retro websites on how to make your own crop circles, and they were tied in with all the hippie new age stuff and the psychedelic reseach crowd and Erowid and R A Wilson.
