Thoughts on Trump's new custom phone setup?
Made in China.
>>541894939>I'm sorry. The fingers you have used to dial are too fat to complete your call. Please mash the keypad now to obtain a special dialing wand.
>>541894939Where is the button that makes someone bring him a diet coke?
>>541895039FUCK YOU NIGGER I WAS GONNA POST THAT
>>541894939Is he left handed?
>>541894939Probably likes writing how is that called.Those little things that are on cpus sometimes.
>>541895085I think it might be this.
>>541894939Doodles.
>>541894939>I WANT MY PHONE TO LOOK SPECIAL... IT HAS TO LOOK PRESIDENTIAL>Yes, Mr. President... My cousin in Israel runs a phone decorating business- why don't you send him your NSA-hardened Cisco handset for two weeks so he can "customize" it for you?I'd bet my left nut that's how it went down.
Nice.Nuke button, where? He needs a red button labled Total World Domination. Immagine the shit show online snd all serious analyst on tv talking about it. lol
>>541895085Lmao, make Diet Coke Dial button next to the red button... make it red as well! :DOhhhh that would be so fucking funny, and appropate irl too, world is a clown show and Trump should troll them.
>>541894939You'll pry my 9971 from my cold dead clutching fingers >>541895085Its actually the red button on that wooden box >>541895039Cisco 9800: China, India, Malaysia, Mexico
>>541894939>45, 47>4+5, 4+79/11
>>541894939gold trim on dark slate looks nice
I want to write a South Park episode about this phone and the two red buttons... and CNN talking about Presidents habit to wake up at 0300H half a sleep and dial in for a red coke. Rendering the whole world to shit themselves every morning worried he'll hit the wrong button. lol
>>541894939Nigger
>>541894939He doesn’t know how to use that. There better be voice commands. Siri, but it answers to Ivanka.
>>541894939Each numbered key is for designating the age of the child he wants brought to him that day.
>>541895193Its just a cheap overlay
>>541895398I wonder if this trans shit coming to the WNBA has actually gotten more people to watch it.
>>541895398>He doesn’t know how to use thatTDS is a hell of a drug
How many kikes and chinks are bugging that thing
>>541894939stuck in the 1980s.
>>541895085the red button on the wooden boxits a wireless door chime.
>>541894939>ciscothere's a very beeg chance my old classmates worked on that ese
>>541896867it's an intercom, zoomer
>>541895564I would lower the net so lumbering beasts that are utterly unatheletic and are only good in standing in the way become selected.But then again those are non issues.
>>541896949"Dont lower the basket."SignedLumbering beast
>>541895085It’s every button
>>541895315>Ciscohe probably has kid rock for hold music but it should be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4
>>541894939Boomers still couldn't figure this shit out. They are Cro Magnum level of intelligence >grunts
>>541894939That honestly looks cheap. Trump brags how hes rich yet the items and even clothing he uses are more or less the same type i use.
its one of those phones with the big ass buttons for old people
