Our stations are covering this 24/7. To be honest this whole thing feels like the most awkward situation imaginable if you're trying to get your dick wet.>many the sailors seem to be women (like anywhere from 15-20%)>the families of many of the crew have already shown up ahead of time from overseas to greet them (probably out of concern)>literally mothers, wives, husbands and kids gathered for reunions instead of waiting for the official return stateside>stepped up Thai police and army presence to ensure the sailors' safety and avoid an international incident>news cameras, paparazzi and local reporters following and recording their every moveImagine trying to bang a hooker under these circumstances, yeesh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF_WXa1U7ekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z827DFdfubYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TCfw3kZdIkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUOc9NszGN8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQLXtbN9eg
>>541896437Good
>>541896437It's a recruitment tactic. They're going to show mutt manlets getting cheap hookers and every incel here will be clamoring to join up.
>>541896437>Imagine trying to bang a hooker under these circumstances, yeesh.Life finds a way. Although yeah I don't know how anyone can tell their spouse/child/parent "Brb gonna go fuck a ladyboy real quick, don't wait up ajaja."
imagine being stuck on a rust bucket for an entire year, eating the most disgusting slop every year, always sleeping in filthy sheets, no clean showers, can't piss/shit because toilets look and smell like open sewers. no wonder they started jumping overboard.
>>541896437my hooker ex girlfriend is back working in soi 6 and i am worried and jealous
>>541896569lmao, could be.
>>541896855>and jealousYou... want to work there too?
capp'n says boat's fine, shitbirds. next call, san diego.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTK9ccKQUk
>>541896437where's all the battle damage /pig/ has been screeching about for months?
>>541896855It’s okay anon, pursue your desire to be a prostitute like her. You’ll never be jealous again
>>541896569Who cares. The navy is easy street. >omg 200 days at sea with no sex (doubt) and no toilet paperSmelly butt-sex for everyone just like every naval crew which led to european expansion. You queens think your ancestors had a bidet, fresh fruit, and their chaste wives on board the fucking Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?Nope. Just smelly butt sex, rotten potatos, and IPA until landfall.
>>541896437>join navy to get away from cunt wife>stuck on boat for too long, no supplies>finally get to go to thailand to recover and recreate>cunt wife shows up>brings kids>there's an extra kid>it's yours anon>should've just thrown myself overboard>try to sneak out for thai ladyboy time at night>cunt wife has me in a vice grip>forced to go on gay culture walks in the day>It's Over
>>541896437They'll all be tested for AIDS before coming home.
How many of them go "trust me, there is no fucking way I could mistake a ladyboy. for a woman."
>>541897441Zero chance anyone cares enough to signal they wouldn't.
>>541896437>>many the sailors seem to be women (like anywhere from 15-20%)Pretty much explains everything that's happened thus far.
>>541896437Thats a funny sounding language. Brrrutlang stu langme dwa.
>>541896437The dick is wet because of shit right????
>>541897441>How many of them go "trust me, there is no fucking way I could mistake a ladyboy. for a woman."It's the opposite. The ones who end up with ladyboys are always the ones who went looking for them. There's no getting "tricked," they just say that because it makes for a better story.>"LMAO can you believe it? I somehow wandered into the ladyboy red light district that's clearly marked and didn't hear when it said it was a ladyboy, there was nothing I could do haha! So cuh-raaazy!"
>>541897799I hate the movie Mars Attacks! and the aliens in the movie always sounded like Thai to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTvlDVbv2AI
>>541897935Spot onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66A7Spp5ZA&list=RDo66A7Spp5ZA&start_radio=1
>>541897147Nothing hotter than smelly buttsex
>>541898121Join the navy.
>>541897441Even the more mentally adept ones will get fooled by those Thai trannies. They have mastered the art of chicks with dicks over there to an impressive extent, western bearded fat trannies definitely seethe about Thai ladyboys.
>>541896437kek imagine landing in Thailand away from your bitch wife only to find out she followed you here as well
>>541898483>I cannot wait to fuck a man!!!!>*sees wife*
>>541896437dont relax fellow changz
>>541898931:/
i hope they die from food poisoning, snake bites, HIV or car crashesFuck mutts and their rusty boats
>>541896975Irannies didn't have to do anything.physical wounds heal etc
>>541898483>>541898783>zogbots get stuck at deployment in subhuman conditions with no supplies>they finally get a break into ladyboy paradise>they can't wait to get fucked by the ladyboys>turns out the government flew your entire family to cuck youTHE RAPED, THE KEKED
>>541899114>just finished putting on your women's underwear and male boner blocker under your uniform with a butt plug in>running down the ramp to the ladyboy district to get ass fucked>DADDYYYYYY>your kids racing into your arms
>>541897441I'm a wooman. Me love you long time.
>>541896569>If you are in the army you will be getting so much pussy they have to send an army to keep it civilSign me up
