An Iowa farmer and chemist found that simple Sauerkraut Juice reduces Glyphosate contamination in soil by 80 - 90%!https://journals.ashs.org/view/journals/hortsci/59/11/article-p1618.xml
>>541900000Checked. This is also why you should drink kefir kefir commonly contains Lactobacillus plantarum take the kefir pill
I've always believed in the power of fermentation. God bless our noble farmers and cabbage. Nice digits too.
>>541900000holy quints big if big. they'll have to find a new chemical to kill us with. the way it sounds we'll be able to neutralize the next one with week old hot dog water
>>541900000checkedDoes your country spray wheat with glyphosphate prior to harvesting too?
>>541900000checkedand true
You're welcome
>>541900123I drink it. My dietician told me to eat sauerkraut but I haven't found some here.
>>541900752It's never too late to learn how to make it.Cabbage is abundant everywhere. in fact, making it yourself is far cheaper
>>541900000checked
>>541900000Who would have thought the same thing that fixes your gut also fixes the soil?
SourkrautbrosWhat's our response?
God always provides a natural remedy to their demonic kike poisons. Dry fasting and diatomaceous earth are some more powerful cleansers for their poisons. It feels amazing when when you finally completely get away from their bio-engineer neofoods.
bumping
Hi guys, Alaska forest enjoyer reporting in. When Skunk Cabbage, I took pic, grows and dies it ferments and makes a sweet perfume smell. We've known about cabbage forever. Aparently this guy didn't get the memo. Pro tip: Deers eat it and that's where I see them.
Checked
>>541900000Goodie Goodie Goodie!
>>541900000Call me retarded but what is glyphosate?
>>541900000digits don't like
>>541902492>likelie*
>>541900000A roundup lawyer is on his way to his home right now to sue him for a billion dollars after finding he illegally used stamped seeds from their factory somewhere on his land
>>541900000> Saves sailors> Saves farmersSAUERKRAUT can't keep getting away with so much winning!
>>541900000>Sauerkraut JuiceHeh.
>>541900752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkz4OmbB1U
>>541902490It's a poison called roundup used to kill weeds and plants that aren't genetically engineered to resist it. It stays in the soil forever, ruining the lamd for duture use unless you buy the jews seeds from which to make your crops. The same people who make it made the poison called agent orange which killed American soldiers in vietnam when is was sprayed on the jungle trees to remove the foilage that the north Vietnamese soldiers were using as cover to hide underneath from oir planes.
>>541902713Future use*
>>541900123I make kefir myself at home, don't buy the pausterized Lidl or equivalent trash. Get your culture, get access to some decent milk and it's the easiest fermentation in the world.
>>541902713I wish that shit stayed forever. Tell that to the fucking Sweetgum saplings on the side of my house. FUCK I HATE SWEETGUM TREES.
>>541902768Stop going about getting rid of them wrong, fucking retard. Your incompetence is not a reason to be a subversive jew. Stop inverting cause and effect.
>>541900808Why are germans so similar?No humorGross sounding languageMan-faced women (withou plastic surgery).Terrible at war.National food is rotten cabbage.Jealous of some small island of people of suicidally rigid societies that have bad teeth and shitty tea that is just off their coast.There is no excuse for eating kimchi. I dont care what you call it. Fermented cabbage is kimchi.
>>541902713Oh shit yeah then this is great fucking news
>>541902850*why are germans and koreans so similarMilitarized boarder that divides the country between totalitarian communist side and side of sodomy.
>>541902850post nose
So if I eat sauerkraut will it help my body break down the jew chemicals in it?
>>541902899Post canthal folds.
>>541900752Just submerge cabbage in brine which is literally just very salty water. Keep it in a cold spot for a few weeks to a month or two depending on the amount and conditions and there you go. You could go for a quicker route of shredding cabbage(and some other veggies) if you want too, that's what krauts mostly do.
>>541902850Horrifically underage or a jew? You decide!
The store bought stuff is pasteurized and kills it. You'll have to pickle it at home
>>541902955Meh, my great grandparents left germany in the 1930s to escape weimar. My grandfather spoke german. Im probably more german than >>541902899 who undoubtedly has an unknown russian grandfather or great grandfather.
>>541902817They're an absolute bitch to remove and in order for them not to fruit you have to inject them every fucking year. Fuck you, man. You get hit by a Sweetgum ball that gets launched out of your lawnmower, ricochets off the house, and hits you in the eye. They're the size of golf balls and I have like fucking 5 massive trees that would be very costly to remove. Particularly because one is right over the fucking house. Squirrels and wind keep dropping them on the house all day every fucking day. Shit sucks. At least when I step on pinecones they're not sharp enough to piece my skin.
>>541903075blabla
>>541903076I hope you get a bunch of sweet gum balls up your fucking anus you fucking loser nigger fuck you.
>>541902905Maybe, if you eat grains that was poisoned with round up, kraut might help. It worked with the cows, but i think they were using home made kraut, not the store bought pasteurized stuff so it still had active enzymes
>>541903076Imagine, if you would, being incapable of following SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS readily available on the internet.Or, alternatively, hiring someone that can follow SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.While you're at it, you can find a SIMPLE GARDENING TOOL called a rake and stop being retarded.Or...wear safety glasses.Seriously, I understand disdain for those fucking trees, but this faggotry advocating permanent poison? Go play in the shitpiles of india.
>>541900000>the ferment does all the work>completely ignoring the 2 patented ones also used in it.I hate you retards so much. So fucking much.
>>541903075?????Ok.
>>541903208>Just rake up 10000 balls of bullshit every yearYou don't think I tried that? Have you ever tried burning those fuckin' things? I had dozens of trash bags of them.
>>541903076The gumballs make good incense though and the wood is useful, if you give them the wood maybe a carpenter would do the removal for you, the wood warps during drying but is nice for things like cigar boxes and radio cabinets.
>>541903226What was also used? I'm too lazy to read this shit
>>541902968pickling=/=fermenting dumb chink
>>541903266Well, based on how this conversation's going I have to assume the trees are already taken care of and this is just residual anger.Any alternative beggars belief.
>>541902763>Get your cultureWhere?
>>541903266PUT THEM UP YOUR ASS BITCH!
>>541903314Yeah... totally taken care of, haha.
>>541903396
>>541903345raw milk has its own culture you can just leave out overnight and drink laterotherwise just use regular yoghurt
>>541903345Idk i've had mine for years and have shared it with friends and acquaintances far and wide. You can find it in some (((organic stores))) or more reliably, online stores. Last year I got a kombucha culture through post for 1500.
>>541900921Better drink glyphosate goy
>>541903345Russia
>>541903432You only get sour milk/yogurt that way. For kefir you need a specific starter culture that's a mix of yeast and probiotic bacteria which need to be introduced from the outside into the milk. They suppress other cultures and thus also stop the milk from going bad.
>>541900123Sounds like I should be eating kimchi out of my Asian wife's asshole.
>>541900000sauerkraut juice is full of salt, so this is retardedcheck tho
>>541902713i think it was more likely for destoying the vietnamese crops, and poisoning them. unless you mean they hide under rice fields.
>>541903075>30sI have some bad news for you
>>541900000>Sauerkraut JuiceWouldn't that just be brine? And isn't throwing salt on soil a really bad idea?
>>541900000CheckedFuck yeah boys now add dr luther thomas to the equation and we solved the nutritional density issue at scaleProvided we get cross breeding airlooms again yewwwww
>>541900274That's what the JD Vance memes have been telling us this whole time.
>>541906168Was thinking that. But you could just culture the bacteria. Just slop merchants saying pickled cabbage juice. Same shit that makes milk go bad, so.
>>541900000Kek revelation
>>541900000i researched this last night using AI, it turns out its shit idea. and the best way to handle glypo is be using actived carbon to lock the atoms with it. . i didnt understand any of it but thats kinda what Ai told me
>>541900123kefir turned my shit into glue, never again I will drink that crap over normal milk
>>541900752>foundmake itand by "make it" I mean put it in a jar and let it make itself
I FUCKING LOVE CABBAGE
>>541900000>retard "scientists" realize that microorganisms rapidly adapt to and remediate undesirable chemicalsWow welcome to the party you fucking morons. You're only thousands of years late.
>>541906168>Wouldn't that just be brine?It's the brine but the salt isn't the beneficial compound. It's the live cultures floating in the brine.>And isn't throwing salt on soil a really bad idea?Wait until you find out what factory farmers have been doing ever since the Haber process was discovered.
>>541902763This is how it should be done!
>>541900000>Sauerkraut Juice is an anti-American communist Iranian Hamas member transgender illegal alien from Somalia
>>541902713Soil microbes already break it down. I paint poison ivy and horsenettle with generic glyphosphate and it doesn't affect my plants growing next to them.
>>541900000holy checkedi've never had quints after 18 years on 4chan. quads only three times.
>>541900000Digits of Discovery!Checked.Thanks OP, for some good news.
>>541900285>Does your country spray wheat with glyphosphate prior to harvesting too?The US does, as a "drying agent" (dessicant)
>>541906788The scary part is there actually are retards like this out there
>>541902850>rotten cabbagefermented
>>541900000Don't mention "kraut" and "juice" in the same sentence, mein törichter junger Freund.
>>541903075so underage jew
>>541900000Literally no one cares faggot. Jfc this is one of those image macro from "social" boomer media leftoid conspiracy groups like "astrazine" (not a thing) turning frogs gay and "plant hemp in the land of Fukushima" type retard slop. Literally who gives a fuck?
>>541900000>An Iowa farmer and chemist found that simple Sauerkraut Juice reduces Glyphosate contaminationYikes!This is anti-semitic!!Those digits kill jews!!!!
>>541900000It literally just does that on its own anyway. God this fucking moron really came in here with all these exclamation points talmbout some David Avocadoposting low iq bullshit. Get off the pot dope and work on your GED. OP is always a faggot.
>>541912424Oy vey don’t drink the enzymes goyim, Just let the steady stream of glyphosate stay in your gut forever.
Easy to make yogurt with a machine. Retards could do it. Add a probiotic strain and you get cheap yogurt and massive probiotic counts.L. Reuteri is a good one to start. Cook time is 33 hours at 100 degrees F. William Davis Super Gut book is a good reference.
>>541900123I have a crock of sauerkraut fermenting in my basement right now
>>541900000Microbial breakdown of glyphsophate is widely known and the cool part is its spread in soils through horizontal gene transfer
>>541900000Been eating Avocado on rye with kimchi for lunch every single day since May.Lost a little weight but my daily heartburn and indigestion issues are completely gone.
>>541903226>patentsjewish retard
>>541901791Kek!I was under the impression "skunk" cabbage was a euphamism for a different kind of plant
Best the board has to offer right now.
>>541903591>le salt badYou're spouting outdated pseudoscience. Salt is only bad if you have fucked up kidneys.
>>541900000FUCKING CHECKED NIGGER
>kefir and sourkraut>no seed oils>no grains>no sóy>raw milk and cheeseIs this sort of diet popular in fitness circles or is my own mother a /pol/ user? Because she has been shilling all of these to me
>>541900000Everyone who uses Glyphosate already knows it breaks down based on microbial activity.The problem comes from when the soil is so fucking shitty that microbes can't grow. Any non-synthetic fertilizer will fix it, such as raw sauerkraut juice.Not only that but microbes will increase crop yield regardless of any other factors.
>>541900226Someone on substack yesterday suggested eating just a small amount of sauerkraut every day. I started with kefir last week and the sauerkraut this week. We just gotta make those gut biomes happy.
>>541900123>kefir>kafir
>>541916755it's bad for soil, retard
>>541916755
>>541902768Fuck you, faggot. Sweetgums rule. Try putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger if wearing eye protection is too great a cost for you to cohabitate with our beautiful native flora, you spavined boomer retard.
>>541900808>>541902698>>541902937>>541909341Ty frens. I'll make some and report back
>>541920358The cool thing is you can use any vegetables you want. Like others said, salt content is important. It needs to be very high so colonies don't form but not so high that even single cells can't operate.
this thread made my crave sauerkraut
