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did the "vaxx=myocarditis in young people" propaganda come from Big Energy Drink ops?
is it even possible?

why is literally everything trying to kill the young?
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>>541903862
Monster energy is fucking charmed . nothing bad about it. I drink 6 a day
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>>541903862
Look at the cans they're all deeply satanic and covered in symbolism.
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>>541903998
This, I never touched that shit.
Onto my super long boycott list it goes.
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>>541903862
all of that shit is owned by 3, maybe 4 companies
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>>541903862
Red bull kinda tastes good, i hate monster energy tastes like ant piss.
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>>541903977
Literally makes me feel like a goblin BTW its goated
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I remember trying a free sample of the original "Mother". Pretty sure that's the reason i am a wizard today. It opened up the unknown realms of reality for me and allowed me to see through time.
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>>541903862
I got a kidney stone from drinking 1 a day
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>>541904165
That first batch was god awful
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>>541904129
>like a goblin
what does this mean
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>>541904165
Had this when I was down visiting this year, good stuff
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High fructose corn syrup, as bad as it is for mutt health, doesn't destroy heart muscle.

>cope harder, vaggot
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>>541904129
you deserve to be thrown out of a helecopter
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>>541904113
Yeah a red bull once in a while is nice, also good for mixing. I never got hooked on energy drinks thankfully, except doing military service, they only had green and blue monster though. However I do drink a lot of coffee, probably not much better lol.
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>>541905521
Strange considering this hasn't been on the market for like, 2 decades. Are you an LLM? Drop the act because i have an emergency question that needs to be answered and is extremely time sensitive.
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>>541903862
if there was really energy in there, that would all be banned. they contain weakness.
its one great illusion, a deception. illusion of a world how it should be but how it isnt.
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>>541905676
Pretty sure its the taurine
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>>541903977
Good luck with that goy
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>>541906412
You guys have mother still you nigger. Don't know if it's that flavour but I had a couple.
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>>541907165
The original i posted was effectively destroyed after public backlash. Though i really enjoyed it. A few months/years later it was rebranded to what you probably had.
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>>541903977
I crush 3-4 daily for a few years now
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>>541903862
>"vaxx=myocarditis in young people" propaganda
not propaganda
what you do is provax propaganda
and these are like snake oil products
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>>541903862
Red bull literally makes my ass spurt blood.
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>>541910157
Uh. Should probably get that checked. Sounds like late stage ass cancer.
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>>541903862
If white monsters were discontinued every industry that makes civilization possible would collapse overnight.
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>>541903862
They knew this since 4loko 16 years ago. Alcohol plus energy drinks is extremely bad for your heart. If you have high blood pressure, heart disease, arythmea, smoke. You be giving yourself a death sentence. I see everyone under 40 abusing stimulant drinks. Lots shit like b vitamins which in improper dose is bad for liver too.
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>>541903862
Why zog hates energy drinks so much?!
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>>541906688
bottoms up
and the devil laughs
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>>541903862
Energy drinks are poison. I drank a rockstar in an ER once hooked to an EKG for something unrelated. My blood pressure spike 30 points, my heart rate spike and my vitals became erratic. The doctors called other doctors in to observe out of curiosity, nothing was administered to mitigate it after an hour everything returned to normal but doctors noted it was very bad and that my unintentional experiment was grounds for studies. This was in 2012
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>>541912396
>shocking
Why are you not dead?
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>>541912396
you sound like a little bitch boy
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>>541903862
>>541912103
>>541912396
cocaine is unironically healthier than these goynergy drinks
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>>541913068
> what is coca cola
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Yet all the faggots in this thread smoke weed which gives you cancer and makes you retarded. We should ban all weed first.
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>>541903862


You know... I have never once had an energy drink in my life. I have always avoided taking these things... that is not entirely true... I did drink Jolt Cola when I was a teen. But beyond that... no. I have never once purchased a Rockstar or Monster energy drink. I don't drink cola either.. or alcohol.
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I miss how NOS used to taste
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>>541911855
Had a colonoscopy last year. It's just hemorrhoids that get fucked up by red bull. Bright red blood. Not pleasant.
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>>541913780
is that bad? or is that good?
how do you expect your hemorrhoids to go away?
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>>541903998
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>>541903862
>did the "vaxx=myocarditis in young people" propaganda come from Big Energy Drink ops?
Increased risk of myocarditis was in the safety trials they did.
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>>541903862
Energy Drinks filled with 200 mg of caffeine and mystery chemicals
Vapes filled with 50 mg of nicotine and mystery chemicals
Gas station drugs filled with cbd and mystery chemicals

Kids are addicted to the caffeine and nicotine and cbd and fed poison mystery chemicals it's no surprise they're all numb and dumb.
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>>541913893
They're internal, so they'd have to be surgically removed. Shit sucks, but at least they don't hurt. Just have to avoid red bull. I think it's the taurine or something.
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>>541903862
Convincing people to take anything with caffeine just before a workout probably contributed a lot, yes. It's possibly the dumbest fucking idea I have ever seen become mainstream.
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>>541905264
You just weren't drinking enough water in general.
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Let me guess, you need more
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>>541912250
>Why zog hates energy drinks so much?!
So tired of people writing questions like this. Must be ESL. The correct way is "Why does zog hate energy drinks so much?" Saying "Why zog hates energy drinks so much" appears like you're about to give us the reason why.
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>>541905333
Tasted bad but I agree with previous poster, it did interesting things to the mind
>>541905521
The new one is totally different. Typical energy drink style. The old one tasted like it was trying to be natural and almost healthy, I think the name was supposed to make you think "Mother Nature".
It tasted kind of earthy and organic despite being a soft drink
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>>541917097
You'd be surprised how much of the internet is brown and ESL
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>>541903862
Drinking beer is healthier than that shit.
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>>541903862
> Big Energy
This has got to be the most pathetic shilling attempt ever.
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for me its Reign™, because im a King.
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>>541905370
It means he's brown and poor
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>>541904113
I’m a sicko and like all of them. But I do love how Redbull smells.
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>>541913943
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>>541903862
You made this exact thread but with "weed" instead of "energy drinks" this morning, kill yourself board shitter
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>>541903998
Case in point:
>>541903977
>>541904129
>charmed
>goated
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>>541903862
vaxxies are HELLBOUND!!!
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>>541918242
I was partial to Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt.
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>>541922545
I'm not sure if you are a bot or Ashkenazi Jew, but if so you are the most honest one.
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>>541922335
Yes, it is very Satanic and bad for our health. Anyone who actually wants to call out Ashkenazi Jews needs to understand symbolism.
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>>541903862
Looks like another psyop by Big Coffee and Big Meth to crush the small independent energy drink producer
Like and follow to find out more
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not even disagreeing with the symbolism stuff
but a red bull occassionally is nothing lol
are you guys serious right now?
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15 years ago I started every day with a can of NOS. These days I just drink a scoop of pre-workout in the morning.
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>>541903998
>Big letters NOS
>Visually please blue with contrasting orange
>Refreshing tropical taste
>CMPLX6
>Church must perish Lucifer cross 6
Omfg he's right if you look hard enough everything is satanic. I bet if you did the numbers thing it would come out with 67
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>>541903862
I don't get it, is someone pointing a gun to your head forcing you to buy the liquid goyslop?



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