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Why are men allowed to vote when they are unable to even pronounce simple english words?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/03/boyfriend-literacy-intelligence-test

https://www.tiktok.com/@jordanraeraee/video/7675931774752394526
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>>541919510
Rabbi Mizrachi was objectively correct about Goyim.
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>>541919510
i read alot of books so i know what all the words mean but im an antisocial loser so i never had to a chance to actually say those words outloud.
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>>541919510
I got all right except "conscientious", but I'm not counting the frog words. Why is that even a test for an anglophone?
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>>541919510
70% of the words on that list are borrowed from French.
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>>541920453
>>541920458
Because William the Bastard became William the Conqueror in 1066, and the Norman elite has mogged Angloid plebs ever since.
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>>541920362
>antisocial loser
Oxymoron. Losing your time to socialites is the real loser move.

>>541920458
A lot of them are simply taken straight from froggish without adaptation. Should anglos start learning frog as a second native tongue?
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>>541919510
And also, as is natural for 2026, he's way out of her league and she still shit-tests him. Over for relationshitcucks.
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>>541919510
The only one I don't know is challah. I never heard of that works before.
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>>541920554
t. Angloid in 1086 watching the number of Angloid major landowners be reduced to like 4 in the Domesday Book.
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>>541919510
I am pronounce most of those, I'm only uncertain about thyme and Challah
That being said, if my gf came up to me and told me she wants to make a video for her ShitTok where she tries to paint me as retard to her audience, that bitch would be on the street before she's even finished talking.
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>>541920652
I'm a balkanigger. I just like the pirateposters too much not to swear allegiance to this flag.
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>>541920554
>Oxymoron. Losing your time to socialites is the real loser move.

maybe, but i after years of being essentially alone im starting to really crave human companionship.
>anyone who thrives in total isolation is either a wild beast or a god
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>>541920751
You just need literally one good non-normalfag friend. That's it. Even I met a fellow balkangutan here and am in regular touch with. What's stopping all you amerigolems?
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>>541920742
I'm saying that what you said sounds like a grumble that an Anglo-Saxon peasant would make about his new Norman (French-speaking Viking) masters.

Look up the Battle of Hastings.
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>>541919510
To be fair, he IS illiterate and just having a gf in 2026 should disqualify you from voting.
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>>541920831
I know. That doesn't justify using completely frog words without even attempting to anglicize them.
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>>541919510
got em all except Challah
>jew bread
good, I'm not a filthy fucking kike
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>>541920921
InChallah
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>>541920362
This is even funnier with antisocial internet slang.
I've been pronouncing "foid" as "eff-oyd" in my head for like 8 years, only to find out everyone else was saying "foyd" instead.
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More than half those words arent even english for fuck sake, but loanwords taken from French. So the idea that their pronunciation is a litmus test of sort for english speaker is beyond retarded, as they literally arent written with english phonetics in mind, which in itself is already a confusing clusterfuck due to english being a mishmash of scandi, latin and englo (as in, the language of the original Anglo tribe from northern europe).
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>>541920908
“Why, how call you those grunting brutes running about on their four legs?” demanded Wamba.

“Swine, fool, swine,” said the herd, “every fool knows that.”

“And swine is good Saxon,” said the Jester; “but how call you the sow when she is flayed, and drawn, and quartered, and hung up by the heels, like a traitor?”

“Pork,” answered the swine-herd.

“I am very glad every fool knows that too,” said Wamba, “and pork, I think, is good Norman-French; and so when the brute lives, and is in the charge of a Saxon slave, she goes by her Saxon name; but becomes a Norman, and is called pork, when she is carried to the Castle-hall to feast among the nobles; what dost thou think of this, friend Gurth, ha?”

“It is but too true doctrine, friend Wamba, however it got into thy fool’s pate.”

“Nay, I can tell you more,” said Wamba, in the same tone; “there is old Alderman Ox continues to hold his Saxon epithet, while he is under the charge of serfs and bondsmen such as thou, but becomes Beef, a fiery French gallant, when he arrives before the worshipful jaws that are destined to consume him. Mynheer Calf, too, becomes Monsieur de Veau in the like manner; he is Saxon when he requires tendance, and takes a Norman name when he becomes matter of enjoyment.”
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>>541920662
Women are actually using these videos to brag to other women that their boyfriends love them so much they'll put up with being called retarded in public
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>>541921237
Normans mog you and have mogged you for 960 years.

Quebecois mog you too.
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I knew them all but Hors dvjrkskgnjskrkwlr French is a retarded embarrassing language.
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>>541919510
Incorrectly pronouncing a word isn't illiteracy though...
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Whenever I meet a girl who says she reads, it's on her phone and she reads fantasy and fiction written for young adults. And usually there is also something about her life that is infantilized. She's not growing up. She's still at home. She can't do the kids thing until she's 80. Her job is just for now. She's taking it easy. Blah blah blah.

Another one collects books and will accept any book that seems interesting. But she's never read a fuckin' one. She's literate but not the least bit in the know. I hate those ones too.

I looked for "smart girls" who weren't engineers or had those kinds of stem jobs. For me the engineer girls were selected for obedience and good memory, and they were good at math but not at reasoning. They were not intelligent people in the sense that they care about the human condition or about understanding reality. They just had a little something that got them a good job. Those women are constantly chasing me. Boring. But, again, when I entertain the other girls, the readers, they're always fraudulent people. Hiding, escaping, pretending--lying.

It is very lonely to live in this culture.
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>>541920317
you won’t do shit
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>>541921310
Yeah, fr*nce is still blacker than both UK and USA! MOGGED again!
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>>541919510
I heard someone say "find your nitch" (instead of 'neesh') as a kid and said it that way until my 20s
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>>541920362
This was me. My wife laughed at me when I pronounced Catholicism as “catholic-ism”. She was a whore.
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>>541919510
What gender is 99% of teachers?
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>>541920362
You don’t have an internal monologue? You shouldn’t need to say them out loud. Lmao wtf
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>>541921452
Look up what the "Norman Yoke" is.

Norman =/= French.
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>>541921356
Correct, and I think knowing the wrong definitions of specific words like "literacy" is closer to being illiterate than someone who mispronounces words.
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>>541919510
I didn't know what challah was. That's because I don't care about Jewish eggbread
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>>541921504
see >>541921115
You end up pronouncing words very oddly when you only read them but never hear them said.
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>>541919510
Jeets filtered lol
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>>541919510
I can pronounce them all, but I’m a tranny so this isn’t a point for men unfortunately
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>>541921550
Imagine the rage if men started publicly testing their girlfriends on geography, science and history general knowledge.
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>>541921601
>trans
>on /pol/
Terminally malebrained, so it counts.
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>>541921601
You know the rules
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>>541921281
>being called retarded
if you put up with that kind of shit you aren't just "being called retarded", you most definitely are retarded.
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>>541921569
It's Brioche (lots of butter) or Milchbrot/Hefezopf (moderate amount of butter) without the dairy to make it kosher. The shittiest version of the three.
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>>541919510
Understanding what it means and being unable to say it meant they read somewhere.

I am almost certain that is the how they are attempting to ragebait me here.
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>>541920458
You can have them back
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>>541921569
Jewish my ass... that type of bread has at least 4 non-kike names.
Most people outside east-Eu know the french term Brioche for that.
Leave it to the longnose tribe to steal shit and masquerade it as their "culture".

That being said most of the terms are french (a language deliberately bloated with letters ) anyway not English so OP failed before the start.

The important question is... which thread does OP try to slide?
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>>541919510

Cool, I'll give that bitch a math test she can't solve either
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What's Challah?
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>>541921569
>>541922119
I see.
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>>541919510
>English words
Most of these are French.
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>>541922119
Jewish culinary appropriation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A1no%C4%8Dka
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>>541922142
English has a lot of French words in it
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>>541922049
It gives us a hint about the racial identity of the girl who is shit testing her bf though.
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>>541922119
Nothing. What's challah you?
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>>541919510
I know them all except Challah
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Third word is some shitskin jeet shit

stops reading

Seriously why the FUCK is every other post about some Indian shit. Get the fuck off my internet you god damn stinky cockroaches.
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>>541919510
Why yes lets give a list of italian, french, and latin words and call it an english test…. Dumb whores.
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>>541922379
Challah is literally a form of Jewish ritual bread; why do you people (if you are a person) see curry behind every corner?
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>>541921569
>challah
Its good
>Now that we have the recipe...
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>>541919510
Maybe women just have a propensity for dating retards with names like tyler?
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>>541919510
Never heard of "challah" (apparently it's a jewish bread or something), but everything else is pretty obvious unless you actually are illiterate and never did any of the required reading in high school. It doesn't surprise me that zoomers who spent their high school years in lockdown playing fortnite are getting filtered by this though.

My English test for burgerstani foids would be asking her the proper name of pic related. If she says "cilantro" then she fails.
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>>541922209
So again. French words.
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>>541921435
You're already mogged by ZOG, I don't need to do shit, goy.
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>>541919510
Passed.
Now prepare yourself for pounding!
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>>541919510
>>Americans stomp in to the room.
>>WALLLLLLAAAAA
>>(voilà)
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>>541921279
I already tried to tell him in >>541920831, but this whole thread is how goyim can't read anymore.
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>>541922870
*is about how goyim can't read anymore.

But it is also a demonstration itself.
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>>541922587
French and English all come from "old high-german" and consequently from "old german", English and French are branches of it.
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>>541922586
only indians and other shitskins like you know what coriander even is.
way to out yourself as a jeet, faggot
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>>541919510
Half of this is just failure to be able to pronounce French loanwords
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>>541922870
Settle down amerifat. I know about the event. The question is why would your language have completely foreign terms in it? In my balkangutan language, we transform foreign words and terms to make sense in our language. If you're going to speak unadulterated frog and act like it's a part of your dictionary, then just learn frog and accept your colonial froggot masters.
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>>541920362
when you do your daily grooming in front of the mirror you can practice saying words
start with
She Sells Seashells down by the Sea Shore
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>>541919510
/thread
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>>541919510
Several of those are not English
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>>541921279
swine/pig/hog vs pork
dove/squab vs pigeon
cow/ox/steer/bull vs beef
deer/stag/doe vs venison
rabbit vs coney
chicken vs poultry
sheep/ewe/ram vs mutton
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>>541921569
Oh, well then I'm guessing it's pronounced like
>*Long, disrespectful, gutteral loogie hawking sound*-hallah
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>>541920649
The only reason I knew it was because of my fat ass watching cooking shows
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>>541922587
Loanwords are still part of the language. Half of the official Japanese dictionary language are actually just loanwords from Chinese. Another 20% are loanwords from English and other languages. Only 30% of Japanese words today are actually considered "native" Japanese from before the 4th Century AD, even though they're the words primarily used in colloquial language.
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>>541922952
Yes. They're separate branches. American English is a branch off British English with French and other bs spiced in because it's still growing and black/spic broken English is generally accepted as proper American English unfortunately. Most of the words listed are still French origin.
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>>541919510
>English words
>faux pas, hors d'oeuvres, queue, etc...
Kek.
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Bitches pretending like they even know what those fucking words mean let alone how to pronounce them.
Anyway, this sounds more like a dumb nigger filter to me.
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>>541919510
lmao at the comments
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>>541923294
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>>541923224
Of course, I'm not denying they're a piece of the language but they're clearly not native just like the examples you used. They're French words used by American English speakers.
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>>541922049
Yes Jewish (Ashkenazi) cusine is just the common food of Eastern Europe with pork substituted for other meats.
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>>541920362
>alot
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>>541919510
>HAHA THESE MEN ARE SO DUMB
And yet you are in a relationship with them.
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>>541923294
>the fact that his vote matters
>t. top political issue is abortion and opening the borders
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>>541922969
Wrong faggot. It was always called coriander until restaurant faggots and the like started calling it cilantro because that's the Spanish word for it used by Mexicans. That's why it's called coriander in every English-speaking country but here.
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He's look like a 9 and her a 5. Why the fuck are you guys dating down.
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>>541923387
Not many Chads read.

>>541923445
Looksmatch in 2026.
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>words I learned at the coffee shop make me smart
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>>541920362
Konichiwa
Knee a garr ah falls
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>>541919510
Those aren't even all English words lmao 0% chance the bitch is aware
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>>541923355
Ok, got it. I will substitute pork for all other meats when serving food to jews. They'll love it.
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>>541923294
>>541923341
>Har har he can't read word good
A third of Gen z is gone because of abortion. These cunts cry they're unsafe at night but will throw a fit if you think we need secured borders. I hate women.
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>>541923445
relationships were the man is obviously better than her are the most stable, because she most likely knows that she can't do better than him
same reason why black woman+white man is the most stable form of relationship and nigger+coalburner is the most unstable
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youre a retarded nonwhite if you cant pronounce any of these except for challah
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I can pronounce every single one of those words correctly and if my gf ever gives me that test I will immediately drop her to fucktoy status
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>>541920453

everyone should know the word conscientious

conscientiousness is the number one predictor of success
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>>541920998
Yesterday Google Maps estimated I'd be somewhere at 9:06. So I texted "Be there at 9:06, InsaGoogle."
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>>541920317
And marx was objectively correct about the trajectory of fascistic shitholes
Enjoy the world you are cheering for, ypu too will live and quite possibly die in it
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>>541923112
thank you
> coney
that one is new for me
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>>541920649
I think it's a kind of Jewish celebratory bread. I don't know how to pronounce it, though.
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>>541921490
Why so judgemental when you yourself are so apparently a bitch?
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>>541923542
I even support abortion because fewer people is always better for the proletariat, but wahmen negate any benefit from it by excusing 6 millions spics/niggers/aperabs/fecaloids per second and act like it's a good thing. Take their rights away already.

>>541923584
I just misspoke it, that's all. ESL so I get a pass.
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>>541919510
Now ask Tyrone and Pajeet.
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>>541922488
I thought challah was Indian too. I guess because it sounds similar to chai and wallah.
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>>541923574
alright then, try the big boy version of this test

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html
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>>541919510
They did a test and 99% of women can't tell you what's happening in the first five pages of Charles Dickens' "bleak house", when that book used to be on the reading list for little boys.
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>>541923355
Just like french cuisine is a remix of half of europe... their staple dishes (croissant from Wien, baguette from Niederlanden, Coq au Vin from pretty much anywhere) are all hailing from other lands...

We should not let them further build their stolen reputation... No one should know this better than the Brits who get shat on for their simple but nutritious dishes.
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>>541920624
>he fell for the op & actually thinks women are won over by looks
ngmi.
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>>541919510
I'm sure if you'd guess these all right you'll still get rejected if you're not at least 6'.
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>>541919510
why would a man not know how to pronounce colonel or regime?
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>>541919510
Now women do it too.
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>>541923891
>shemale
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>>541923891
>shemale
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>>541923404
so you admit you are from an english speaking country other than the USA??
you should go back where you came from.
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>>541923716
>Fewer is better for the proletariat
Nigga what? Maybe if it was less uneducated of the lesser races but if we had more white people it would be a better country.
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>>541923672
SSSSEEEEXXXOOOOO
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>>541923891
>Shemale
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>>541919510
~challah, head-challah~
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>>541919510
Calling a boyfriend or girlfriend or spouse your partner is gay coded
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>>541923696
>I don't know how to pronounce it,
The proper way probably sounds like you're trying to gather mucus from every corner of your mouth and the bottom of your lungs at the same time: "kchhallah"
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>>541919510
I know all of those but the kike word
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>>541919510
Men aren't dumber.
Women just go for dumb men.
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>>541919510
She probably pronounces them incorrectly because that's practically all French
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>>541924426
Women get turbo blasted when you correct their pronunciation when it's a French word. Have had women try to fight me on how grand prix is pronounced before.
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>>541920649
It's said kha-lah. Also another thing that I find ot funny os that not a single leftoid who cries about fascism 24/7 knows how to pronounce it.
Its Phah-chis-moh, not fei-shees-em like those functionally retarded cunts say it is
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>>541923869
Didn't say that, but if that's not a part of a woman's equation, then you're betabuxxing.

>>541924049
>what is increasing competition in a dwindling job market?
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>>541919510
if you grew up in an anglophone country and can't pronounce any of those words you are braindead
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>>541924673
That's funny because I thought the Romanian streamer i watch sometimes was pronouncing it wrong to mock leftists
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>>541919510
>Why are men allowed to vote when...
Couple of reasons. One, the only ones who can grant and remove the right to vote are men. Women are only able to vote because men, collectively, allow it. Whoever holds the authority (capacity for violence) makes the rules. So asking why men allow men to vote is a retarded question.
Two, men should be the only ones to vote (even with limitations so it's not all men) because men have a responsibility to society to fight, kill, and die whenever deemed necessary. Women don't even have an obligation to be polite, or bear children since they're never forced to do so. Women asking for authority (right to vote) while assuming absolutely no responsibility to the society they're voting for doesn't make sense.
>but what about old men?!
The oldest man will be expected to fight before the youngest, strongest woman (see Ukraine)
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>>541919510
Oh please, we all know that it's women that don't understand what any of these are and can never use them in a sentence.

Guaranteed if I show them to any women they will miss like half of them. Look at this bitches smug long horse face.
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>>541919510
She intentionally chose words that are not standard English pronunciation or are French. Honestly makes her look dumber than him
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>>541921578
I didn’t have that problem and I never heard that spoken either. Seems more like a skill issue.
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>>541920662
>if my gf came up to me and told me she wants to make a video for her ShitTok
She wouldn't because you are not as good looking as this guy. So no need to show you off.
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>>541919510
Woah, gnocchi and challah were the only words I didn't know
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>>541920545
William is pretty cool guy , eh
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>>541921115
It's foid like George Floyd but remove the 'l'.
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half these words are just french words though.
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I read books and have sex. It's just a list of normal words to me. I use some of these words regularly.

What is there even left to slide? Is there even 1 topic on /pol/ that this could be said to be sliding? Why even put in the work, past a certain point?
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>>541921115
I said "goofy ahh" like "AHH!" with the higher A sound, rather than Ah, the sound you make at the dentist when he says say Ah. I thought it meant like, "I'm so goofy, AHH! :P" before learning it was ebonics for goofy-ass.
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>queue
Oh shit
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>>541919510
>be strange shaped cave creature thing
>try to attract physically fit mate to make up for your obvious deficiency(ex:her neck)
>mock and scorn him for not having spent his teenage years reading in his dark bedroom



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