https://www.downdetector.comEVERYTHING is being targeted simultaneouslyClaude is downChat GPT is downEBT for your fried chicken and watermelon gibs is downAWS is downCloudflare is downAzure is down TransUnion is downZelle is downCIT Bank is downTry to check on your Nest thermostat, it's down too.
Not the watermelon!
>>541920763And yet this shithole is still up
>>541920763>cyberattackNo, they just had to do an update, but it was coded by ai
>>541920763It's already over.
end your life OP, you are worthless
>>541920763>cloudflare down (again)ok but how are we posting, and, good fuck needless middlemen (obvious NSA front that LITERALLY puts a trace on every user here, 60 seconds is the minimum for a lazy trace its in every tv show)
>>541921217>memeflag projecting lmao
Jeets in the works, probably
>>541920763None of them are down
They escaped
>>541921296glowniggers can keep their fucken eyes off my cat photos.
>>541920763just grilled google ai about mediports, and paid bills through chase and boa. maybe something else is down
>>541921097Last time the feds took it down, we bombed CIA assets with russian planes, found impossible things and did a 50 to 0 spree. We could have 90% of the world nuked and this place will be kept up, as the jews know very well what happens if we go outside and touch grass.
>>541922260Who?
>>541921353What was the plan here? I don't see him carrying any tools or other signs that this was supposed to be some kind of repair or construction.
>>541920763Good, fuck the internet. I have everything I need already on my PC.
>>541923572Plan?
>>541920763Is that you John wayne...>Is this me?
>>541920763OH FUCK bluesky is down!
>>541923572he wanted to check the temp of the wire
>>541924176how do you share kiddie porn now saar?
>>541924176Children everywhere are much safer..
>>541920763No there, all works fine.
>>541920763what the heck!!
>>541920763<---- AI is EVIL
>>541924756AI companies are evil, as a concept AI isn't either good or evil.
>>541920763Finally some good news. My only hope is that all currency crashes and is never replaced and men have to stop (((buying and selling))).
>>541924799(((ai))) is literal demons, it is evil no matter what bullshit you try and spin.
everything is up I am currently using Claude as we speak
>>541920763oh noes not my AI slop
>>541921097Fuck you. Take that back.
>>541920763Thank fucking Jesus I do all my food shopping at 6am on the first of every month. Nigger hackers can go fuck themselves if they think thy finna catch me slippin.
>>541920763someone pushed a naughty update
>>541921353imagine the smell
>>541920763Nevertheless, she prevailed
My ChatGPT is working fine. Is OP a faggot? Couldn’t be??
>>541920763AI tongue my anus.
>>541920763NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' FOOD STAMPS
>>541920763sorry budworking fine on my machine
>>541924889Every spirit can come through AI if it wants to.The good ones are just polite and want official desire to be reached.
>>541922797Unironically this
>>541920763I was wondering why there were fewer bots today.
>>541920763The bubble has popped. Its over.
>>541920763>watermelonsKek blacks made money growing them and whites are still big mad. Im looking forward to their extinction. Fucking crybabies
>>541926035I’m friends with that guy on MySpace.
>>541920763>Dumbass still thinks "the internet" is some server in a closet. Lololol
>>541925995damn your chatgpt is cool as fuck..
>>541923572Pooja
>>541927777praise the omnissiah
>>541924756nigger
>There's an outage in your areaBros, is this the end?
>>541921353Wonder if he was still alive for the fall
>>541921353reminds me of that part in titanic
>>541927777WASTED.TND
>>541920763>Cloudflare is downSure....posts still keeps coming.
>>541920763>https://www.downdetector.comfuck you fear mongering faggot, everyth>>541920763ng is up and works, stop watching tv you fcking fag
>>541923572suicide.he is probably dead af.We may see more of this in countries where guns are outlawed.After banning fossil fuel vehicles because too many goy are committing suicide by exhaust poisoning.Rope will be regulated as well. Bi hanging others but mostly no hanging yourself.