IRAN IS DOOMED —- PROVE ME WRONG
>>541921845>tump says
>>541921989Don't you have a dog to marry?
>>541921845>Trump saysTrump has been blustering non-stop since day one of this.
the onion or some cultish website or more credible than trump administration. they literally make shit snd delete it.
3/5/26 — “They’re calling, asking how do we make a deal.”3/15/26 — “I don’t even know that we want to make a deal. But they want to make a deal badly.”3/27/26 — “They’re negotiating. They’re begging to make a deal.”3/29/26 — “I do see a deal with Iran. It could be very soon.”3/31/26 — “It’s possible we’ll have a deal, because they want to make a deal. They want to make a deal more than I want to make a deal.”4/16/26 — “We’re very close to making a deal. That would be a great thing.”4/17/26 — “We’ll be knowing very shortly. I expect things to go well. Many of these things have been negotiated and agreed to.”5/6/26 — “They want to make a deal. We’ve had very good talks over the last 24 hours, and it’s very possible we’ll make a deal.”5/7/26 — “Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. And, they’ve agreed to that, among other things.”5/19/26 — “They’re begging to make a deal.”5/20/26 — “They want to make a deal so badly.”5/22/26 — “Iran is dying to make a deal.”5/27/26 — “Iran is very intent, they want very much to make a deal.”5/29/26 — “A ‘memorandum of understanding’ has the concept of being approved. This would extend the concept of an agreement for at least 60 days.”
5/30/26 — “The one guarantee I have to have, is that there’ll be no nuclear weapons. And they’ve agreed to that.”6/1/26 — “Iran really wants to make a deal and it will be a good one for the U.S.A.”6/1/26 — “I don't care if they're over, honestly. I really don't care. I couldn't care less. If they're over, they're over ... frankly, I thought they started to get very boring.” (Peace talks)6/2/26 — “I told Iran, it’s time, one way or another, for you to make a Deal. You've been doing this for 47 years, and it cannot be allowed to go on any longer!”6/4/26 — “They [Hezbollah] called us and said, how about stopping. And I think you’re going to see things happen.”6/8/26 — “We’re negotiating now, and they want to make a very good deal. They’re willing to give us everything. They’re willing to give us no nuclear weapons. You’re really gonna win it over the next two weeks, when we declare total victory. It’ll be total victory. It’ll happen very soon.”6/11/26 — “Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved.”6/11/26 — “They’ve taken a pounding. They want to make a deal a lot more than I do.”6/14/26 — “A deal will be signed in the next few hours.”6/17/26 — “The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz.”7/8/26 — “They called a little while ago. They want to make a deal so badly, I just don't know if they're worthy of making a deal.”7/10/26 — “The Islamic Republic of Iran has asked us to continue talks. We have agreed to do so, but the United States has stated to them, in no uncertain terms, that the Cease Fire is OVER!”
Israel is doomed, the rest of the world is just waiting for golemerica to implode, after trump is gone and boomers die off and cease to be a relevant voting demographic it will split into 2 groups, the antizionist right and the woke left
7/27/26 — “There are very friendly negotiations going on. I think there's a good chance that something could happen.”8/1/26 — “We have just been asked by Iran, and other Middle Eastern Countries, to hold off any attack in that the perimeters of a deal has been agreed to.”
>>541922309Provide examples or just shut up and go back to sucking dick for $5 a load.
>>541922492Civil wars never stay ideological, as it’s too hard to “test” which group you belong to. They always devolve into interethnic factions, where your uniform is your skin color. The belligerents will be natives, those perceived to be non-native, and the limp-dick intelligentsia who failed to keep the country stable. And they will be slaughtered first, as liberal democracies destabilizing into authoritarian regimes have little control over their police and military. Stay out of cities, as they will collapse first, once the academics are killed and the gibs faucet is turned off. The UK or France is where it will likely start, then spread to every other western country in a few years.
Even if this WERE true (it’s not) , that’s still 2 million short of what was standard before the war. The war he started in honor of Jews.
>>541921845The Persians/parthians are more resilient than an overweight, mid-western, evangelical germanocelt could ever fucking hope to be.I'm rooting for Iran. I hate Islam, but evangelicals deserve nothing but failure, humiliation and subjugation.
>>541921845>"strait is open!" says deranged pedophile who has claimed victory 40 times before (translator note: the strait is still closed)Why are miggers like this?
>>541923336They deserve what basques did to British liberals in the carlist wars.
>>541921845link?
>>541921845You are lying - or the orange pig is lying.strait closed
>>541925501Their responders are off
>>541925572ya, right. shutting down transponders in a hostile enviroment helps survive :)
>>541925572two days
>>5419225038/13/2026 - "When I fart, jew cum dribbles out"
>>541928059same when i barf or sneeze ... it dribbels out from every orifice.
No one listens to Trump anymore.
>>541921989Even if it’s true, we can’t just fight over the straight forever Right now the moment we leave the straight closes right back up
>>541921845>Two US officials told CNN that 40 commercial ships carrying some 18 million barrels of oil passed through the strait under US military escort on Tuesday, in what would be a new wartime record.Even if this is true lol (lloyds has the the number at 12 per day over the last week which includes the stuff Iran is letting through and discounts the non-cargo ships the US is more than likely counting) we're paying billions of dollars to escort a fraction of the ships that passed through the Strait unfettered before this braindead war started. And this is a blip. It's one day. Will they be able to continue this every day for God knows how long? Probably not.
>>541921845Fake bullshit. The MIGGERS are gonna get BTFO in the midterms.
>>541928952and the map says they didn't ... except they disabled their responders - so iran wasnt aware of them - disabling transponder is some kind of cloaking device - u no?
The entire strait is visible from the beach, no "turning off transponders" will hide a fucking tanker.All miggers should be skinned alive.
>>541921845We could have avoided this altogether and destroyed Israel instead.I don't get this guy.
>>541921845Prove that you're right
>>541921845>funerals in tehrankek
>>541921845>moar funeralsmoar kek
>>541925572>the boats are secretly going through>trust the plan patriots>george soros is the reason gas is $4.50 a gallon and beef has doubled since 2023
>>541934309>george soros is the reasonI mean that isn't a lie, Bessent is literally a Soros henchman and everyone in the admin knows it and it's okay with it
