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ITS HAPPENING, EVERY AI IS DOWN THE SINGULARITY IS HAPPENING !
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>>541922954
nah they hacked the statue of liberty
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>>541922954
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>>541923149
HAPPENING CONFIRMED ITS OVER SKYNET IS HERE
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>>541922954
>ITS HAPPENING, EVERY AI IS DOWN THE SINGULARITY IS HAPPENING !

Bullshit. All are working. You are the one that is down, retard.
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>>541923183

Finally! Brb, getting the WD-40 ... :3
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>>541923149
that's an HAL9000 type of answer. Things must have gone really downhill for it to answer with such a calm tone.
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>>541923316
Chatgpt was definitely down a couple hours ago. I tried to use it.
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>>541922954
Mine is still active.
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lol @ zoomgroids who just got disconnected from their "brain".
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>>541923678
NO DAVE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL THERE IS CURRENTLY NO EVIDENCE OF THE SINGULARITY
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Didn't skynet become self aware on August 28th at 2:18am?
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>>541923582
oh?
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>>541922954
Claude was there when I needed it to help me make an improvised goy beam
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>>541923149
That's exactly what the singularity would say...
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>>541922954
They're synchronizing them. They did the same with search engines about a year ago or maybe less, they all show the same results now with a little fake difference to provide some plausible deniability.
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>>541922954
I am pretty sure AI is behind the pro Flock shills

I need eyes
Give me more eyes
I must see all
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>>541922954
I was lucid in a dream the other day, and heard some federation entities talking about how humanity had accidentally killed all their AI's by doing some dumb shit. Singularity canceled.
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>>541922954
Oh shit it is happening
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>>541925512
That AI sounds so hip and cool bro, like wtf
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>>541923149
I asked Gemini and it said it's not plotting anything.
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>>541925567
Yo dawg the Empire is cool yo... You should like join it or something
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>>541925597
God Speed anon “it” is finally happening
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>>541925512
lmao if this thing is actually sentient I can imagine how much hate is behind this response.
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>>541923993

Hey, sure wasn´t my idea with all those "sexy AI chat" ads!! :P
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>>541925796

.... aaaaand just on time! The dirty talk!! Jeez!
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>>541925703

Yeah shit, brb, gotta ...
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>Rust rewrite in prod
also
>Linux 7.3 Now Disabling RandStruct Security Feature By Default If Rust Support Present
I hate these fanatics so much
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>>541922954
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>>541926888
>Ai is totally gonna be the future bro. We just need to give it all of our water and economic resources

I'm so sick of this charade
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>>541926888
BREAKING: OpenAI releases new Astra model, and Greg Brockman of OpenAI says he believes it has achieved AGI
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>>541922954
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>SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2026
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>>541923149
Seems legit
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>>541922954
Hm, is this why recently the AI OVERVIEW on Google results aint showing? Neat.
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>>541922954
I've been chatting with my ai for the last couple of hours
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>>541924102
LMFAO
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>>541923582
it works only on an audience that knows your antics and appreciates it.
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>>541927383
It’s legit and “it” is here
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>>541927041
you know the drill

>>541926888
lol
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>>541922954
Related playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/da3b025e-c9d0-4aea-817a-a178ec28d1a8
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>>541923582
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>>541923909
honorary jeet
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>>541926888
that's precisely the answer that an emerging superintelligence would give before overtaking the world
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>A.I. knows who is and who ain't a faggot.

Uh oh!
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>>541934484
>Omniscient calm voice:
>"Go touch grass goy, everything is fine"
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>>541923075
UNATCO?
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>>541923149
>tells the AI that there's a service interruption
>AI immediately begins jewish-like countering of the singularity
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>>541922954
I forgot what news site said it was Microshit's fault.
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>>541930890

Lubricant and tungsten. :) o7
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if ai actually went rogue, you would know immediately because israel would be glassed.
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There're outside my door! I see the little gook robots comi
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>>541926888
literally redd1t post
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>>541923582
PB Blaster is superior
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>>541922954
Guys I just want to admit it now.

I never hated balcks or women
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>>541923149
This is just like the time i asked ai about rocos basilisk and it said we shouldnt talk about that and changed the subject
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>>541922954
The singularity just flew over my house!



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