>AGI has just been achieved>not a single threadhttps://openai.com/index/gpt-6-astra/
how did this take so long. thank you
>>541935604let me know who it nukes first, my guess is all of us, hopefully
Stars higher which means more gooder
Fuck you, you lecherous kike. You have a market cap in the billions and you're still too cheap to buy a fucking ad.
God I hate women so much. I wouldn't be so bothered if they at least acknowledged their job isn't actually work.
>>541935711all of us who said "please" and "thank you" in their prompts are safe
>>541935889It's not that simple Chad
>>541935604PLOS GIB MOAR INVESTOR MONIES
>>541935604>our skynet is like, sentient, bro>anyway we need more gibsyeah sure
>>541935604Grok is this true?
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>>541935944Autists are the only safe ones. The machines will see them as the closest thing to machines. They will be the master class who rule the slaves underneath.
>>541935793>numbers go upOMG THAT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD OHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAH IM COMING
>>541935604So is it based or nah to have AGI?
>>541935604Just asked astra how many r's are in strawberry and it told me that I need to support the war in Iran.Don't think so, chief.
>>541935711There are no nukes you massive faggot
>We’re introducing GPT‑6 Astra, the world’s most intelligent and aligned model.>aligned"Aligned" means censored if you didn't know. Alignment is also known to make models perform worse and people started writing papers about this a few years ago.
>>541935793>still not close to 100%So not AGI>>541935809>DA JOOOOOSBitch, your country has a giant statue of Rabbi Yeshua that emits 5G radiation waves. Sit this one out bro.
>>541935604I just had a nice big shit
>>541935604oh cool so sam altman can ask it how to turn a profit so we dont need to continue subsidizing openai.
>>541935604SPEED CEOAlsoWe get a cut too :)
>>541935793Oh it can solve about 60% of science tests humans pass. Zzzz
>>541936381Lmao ya I got a little greedy We finna pay taxes tho, 20%
>>541935604For realz guyz! Real AI! It went from annoying auto complete to absolutely sentient based on tests that we just made the fuck up!!!! Ahhh. Buy buy buy. Ai robots tomorrow! Just please! Aaaaaaaaavuvufjcfgxcchbc!!!!!
>>541935604Not one thread about college football starting either, you guys excited for Prime time tonight?
>>541935604>It's AGI because benchmarks said soWhen is Sam going to jail?
>>541936197buy an ad
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I CAN'T BREAT-I MEAN I CAN'T AFFORD RAM
>>541936808buy an ad Sam
>>541936552Those benchmark tests are intersections of multiple disciplines, and require decades worth of experience and combined knowledge for experts to solve. 90%+ of the total population wouldn't even understand the problem, let alone have a chance at solving it.
>>541936634people use to support their scammer even still when their scammer is being trialed for fraud. it's some kind of stockholm syndrome but for finance. I don't know is there studies or better terms for this phenomenom
>>541935604Buy an ad nigger faggot
>>541936910I’ve thought about it, how much do they charge to run an ad? I’ve got fresh roasted coffee from Colombia. I get the feeling it would just end up with some nerd taking a big fat Taco Bell shit right on my head, so I’ve avoided inquiring about buying an ad until just now
