>Andy Burnham praises UK-EU ties in meeting with Emmanuel Macronhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ezg7gkzwo>Moment Notting Hill resident bats away Carnival reveller with a stick as he urinates on her wallhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16098857/Notting-Hill-Carnival-revellers-urinate-garden-cctv.html>Trump savages UK in bombshell Falklands warning - 'Not the same country anymore'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2245232/trump-savages-uk-bombshell-falklands>Badenoch: Burnham will bankrupt Britainhttps://archive.ph/7z9Xk>Reform UK gets another £4m from crypto billionaire pardoned by Donald Trumphttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/sep/03/reform-uk-crypto-billionaire-ben-delo-pardoned-trump>Zika virus mosquito found breeding in east London in UK firsthttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mosquito-dengue-zika-virus-london-breeding-b3044195.html>Campaigners ‘won’t stop’ until moratorium announced on AI data centreshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/campaigners-scottish-parliament-scottish-government-scotland-b1295653.html>Three men who set up £70 million tree planting pension fraud from Bournemouth are jailedhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-09-03/gang-who-set-up-70-million-tree-planting-pension-fraud-are-jailed>‘Exit tax’ on UK entrepreneurs ruled out by business departmenthttps://archive.ph/IUKxY
why is farage getting some crypto money bad but starmer's wife getting dresses and concert tickets from some paki okay?
>>541935933how would an exit tax work anyway, wouldn't you just send all your money to outside the country and tell HMRC to suck it? I doubt many millionaire/billionaires have their fortune sitting in their barclays regular saver accounts
>CAK POLANSKI: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON KEIR STARMER'S SEAT, AND NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME
Why can't farage go a week without taking dodgy money he doesn't need?
>>541936068brb wankin
>>541935933>>541935992>>541936047>>541936068you guys ever look at the time of night, and think>Christ, is that the time? I'd sure love to pump a darky.
>>541935992Do you really think a free pair of glasses is comparable to £5 million?
>>541935933Is that halal? Looks a bit sus.
>>541935992farage is a far-right thug ok??
I can't wait to see the Reform spastics and civnats try to cope themselves out of this one. Farage is so bent it's unreal. >trust me guys Farage is based and will save the country This is the turn before the uniparty consolidates again. Farage is 100% taking Israeli money and this report shows exactly how it's done in practice. Telegraph complicit, pollsters complicit. Imagine still believing in vooting and the theatre of politics. Reform cucks will still defend it all as "out last hope" LMAO
>>541936068She cute
>>541936047Was talking to a rich girl in an airport.Her rich family have already moved all their money out the UK.
>>541936047you just leave, duh, why would yo leave if things were going well?
>>541935933Looks tasty. Is that british cuisine or something you need to keep the immigrants raping your daughters to be able to enjoy?
>>541935992Because the papers say soNot like there's a shit tonne of insider trading and shite all over the place nobody looks into
Found an English food store selling sosij rolls, the pastry is excellent but the sosij meat isn't the best, which is strange considering his chipolatas are good.
>>541936266Joloff rolls, african speciality
>>541936153he's only in politics for the bribes
>>541935992Neither is okay but farage is a fucking moron that can't comprehend what he is doing looks worse
>>541935933Fuck those look so good holy shit
>>541936185it looks susej
>>541936240seems like a good idea, I need to figure out how to start doing that but where is safe. certainly not EU>>541936249you can take like £10k on your person when you do. the rest well HMRC can see inside your bank accounts and seize it/tax it
>>541936304Take the sausage out and put your own sausage in there.
>>541936266It’s not halal, look away.
>>541936240dd you slip her the D?
>>541936112His campaign slogan should be "in it to winnit"
Economic collapse soon
>>541936175You're doing the heccin gimmick!! I've seen this before! Wow!!!! I remember this from another thread!! This is totally amazing you're probably the same guy aren't you!!!!!! You've posted here before I can tell you made the same post then!W O W
>>541936272Not to mention all the Paki MPs who own HMO empires worth millions while living in council houses
>>541936112It's mad that you can run for public office with a fake name.
>>541935992Deep state don't want a foreign asset as PM. Even if the deep state are nominally pro Israel and US as an expedient, they do not want a bribed Israeli shill puppet as PM.
>>541936435I am readyt. skint
>>541936304>sosij meat isn't the bestBecause it’s not halal.
>>541936423Kinda tempted. But she wasn't very attractive.Also I'm married.
>>541936399Just buy gold/silver.
>>541935933Went to a garden centre the other day ... £10 for a sosij rollCunts
>>541936526>buyDig a hole and mine your own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
>>541936469You seem upset.
Tasty is a mad word if you think about it. Also a very big used word amongst foreigners but not really the English.
>>541936481Theres one yoruban lives in a taxpayer funded townhouse in the heart of westminster
>>541936541should have taken a cutting and grown your own.
>>541936541Yeah but when it's fully grown you'll be able to harvest all the sausage rolls you can eat for free.
>>541936541Went to a sosige roll centre the other day... £10 for a plantCunts
>>541936175Does anyone else here have a gimmick? I have one but I don’t want to expose myself.
>>541936526bought some sovs in 2022 and 3 now they're so much more expensive
>>541936525Stop being a simp for your wife and go shag that uglie. Be a real muzzie.
Ah Farage proves once again why not to vote right wing. Meanwhile under Starmer/Burnham we've had less immigrants, less NHS wait times, more money in our pockets and better social care funding.Lmao, tories/right wing parties are never winning again. Thanks Nige!
Farage cope bingo on this story:>BORWING!!!>no one cares! >the rest of the uniparty does it too! >Next, borrrrwing! >bringing out the lawyers >dead cat of antisemitism Place your bets
>>541936541This post is doing mad numbers.
>>541936654Going to have to give an example here mate.
>>541936589>tastyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FflQCaSAa9k
>>541936585He's probably a regular isn't he!!!! It's incredible, I RECOGNISE him, it's as if he actually exists!! Gimmicks are so cool, there like a way for a poster with no personality to be recognised as a REGULAR!!!!! Imagine that, peer recognition and all it took was a GIMMICK!!!!!!!!I N C R E D I B L E
>>541936599>>541936611>>541936652
>>541936707No I’ve gone all shy now.
>>541935933Fuggg those look good. Like a Bri'ish version of sushi.
>>541936667luv me sovssimple as
>>541936654I have a gimmick I use sometimes.I'm Indian btw.
>>541936697Who the fuck is this farage fella I keep hearing about?
>>541936784gillick portraitvery nicei has one too
>>541936667same lad, used to get a few now and then over the years800 quid for a sov feels too much now though
>Jakub Matusiak (left) was one of five young men killed in the collision, along with Makai Saddington, Theo Rae, Michael Robert Cahill and Cole Robert WorthyThe fuck are these names? They look kinda English but something seems off.Pikey?
Check out the tits on Sky channel 902
>>541936404Kek
>>541936404was thinking about just buying chipolatas and some puff pastry and doing it me self>>541936503need to torture that fucking pig for a better taste i reckon
>>541936654Fuck off
>>541936835I hope she got an infection and died after that.
>>541936583Kin ell, thought that was a shite Leonard Cohen parody for a sec. Then I thought it was a shite Rammstein parodyThey really dropped off a cliff
>>541936835You need help.She does too, what the actual fuck.
>>541936887Post em fag
>>541936874They like dags
took a big poo and had a hot shower
>poo porn gimmick I recognise that poster from the last thread!!!! This is truly unbelievable!!!
>>541936911It's cruel to keep these people alive. What purpose do they serve? They are just economic units that spend gibs on KFC and watch tennis.
>>541936541Locals get their sosidge rolls from the garden outskirts. Only tourists go to the centre.
>>541936961I’m not taking a picture of my tv just to show you tits that are probably on free view anyway.I don’t want you to see my shitty battered wall, wonky tv wall mount and tatty paint job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LwedWrSCFc
Tell you what you dont see nowadays, st trinians films. Wonder why they stopped showing them
>>541936835
>*teleports behind you*
>>541937132this is basically disco
>>541936981You got that right London.
What happens if I unironically post my willy? Not in a crude way but more as a sort of moment in time sort of thing, like capturing its image for the sake of posterity, both artful and timely like?
>>541937305we'd call you gay and you would be but some of us would like that aha x
Fit new chudette on GB News cor
>>541937233gives a fuckhttps://youtu.be/s5mGNRgKFOI?t=51
>>541937305do that sliding timelapse filter so your schlonger is all crooked and 2 foot long
>>541937305Everyone will know you're gay (or at least somehow be more totally certain you are)
>>541937408do you see me complaining over here? tunes mate
>>541937213Ever since i learned a rabbi mutilated his dick in one of those jew voodoo rituals, i kinda feel sorry for the lad.Sossy fingers, big ears, claw like hands, weak chin, and now an amerifart style penis. Its not surprising he's a hate filled seethe machine.
And yet these journalists will still write articles about how the men who attacked them are all doctors and engineers fleeing war and terror and if you disagree you're "far right"
>>541937305You’ll get called a shrimp dick and then you’ll ack yourself in despair.
>>541937456his arse is all full of cancer as well
Imagine before you die someone creates a 90 min movie of your life, do you think after you watched it you'll regret the life you had and wish you got more out of life
>>541937461pity they didn't have a coincidentally abandoned pallet of bricks at hand
>>541937573Wonder how that happened?
>>541937213>proceeds to shag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6QQOBuN-0
>>541937363>>541937412>>541937428>>541937468‘Kin el! I mean do I get a three day ban or permanent? I don’t know the tech fuckery to evade the ban like the rest of you. Last time I said nigger in sp or wsg I was off for 3 days.
>>54193763587 minutes of posting on here.Roll credits.
>>541937456you might say he's... unsheathed
>>541936210>"THE ONLY SERIOUS PARTY OF THE RIGHT!">*gleefully dives into their Nth dodgy money scandal of the year*D'you reckon perhaps we're not voting our way out of this one?
>>541937635I think it would be fun to rewatch my childhood years, forgot most of it, proper little scamp enjoying life
>>541937686Just kill yourself pal, skip to the end and do everyone a favour you boring queer
>>541937635Fuck eternal recurrence, I’m not coming back.
>>541937635Naturally I’d wish I had lived more, but there’s only so much life to go around. I wish I had had a real wild teens and really lived up in my 20’s, but I was always unpopular and socially awkward so no one wanted me around. You have to accept less sometimes against your own desires.
>>541937820You sound like you need a hug.
>>541937686Worst thing you can do is go on /INT/ and say you find brown people rather unpleasant.
Tough shitNot his fucking islands
>>541937826even if you'd had a wild time of it, that would just seem normal to you and you'd end up just as lost and unfulfilled as anyone else. That's just the nature of it. I like to think I've learned enough in my years to be able to see behind the curtain, so that's fine by me.
>>541937635I was at a funeral earlier this year and they made an AI video of his life. made me kek
>>541937879You sound like you need a bullet in the base of your skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6XgWra5jtA
>>541937826I can relate
>>541935933Yerb-11, lest we forget.
>>541937896Trump is a grade A mong, but even he knows the value of UK vs Argiebargies. Milei wont do shit.
>>541937730Trust me bro just voote harder for Nige! Remember this boomer slop? I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7QYJ7pVhUoThis was the 2014 spiritual predecessor of AI patriot slop.Remember YKTD? I do. Remember wakey wakey? remember UKIP folded up? Brexit party standing aside for Tories in 2019? Falling for it over and over and over and over and over and over.
>>541938109guffing so hard and hot it's distorting the air
>>541936702The rest of the uni party does do it yeah, but hes too thick to realise it only matters to the press when its him doing it
>>541937896I'm all for the Falkland Islands becoming Argentine, unless you want to trade the Chagos Islands for them. Donate the chaggos to American and I’ll retract my endorsement.
OPs sosij rolls look a bit iffy
What's the job market like for those for just graduated?
>>541938143You've got no idea how unverifiable the "5 years in the army" is. It gives off a fucking heat haze.
>>541937387Her makeup is a bit odd but she's got nice eyes. I would have sexual intercourse with her to protect our demographic future.
>>541938235What dat mouf do?
>>541937946I was a teen in the 90s, right in the peak of the UK rave scene. It was so good, so amazing. Spent the rest of my life looking back, never forward, always sad because i knew I'll never have that again. More of a curse in some ways. A wild animal is best born into a cage, rather than tasting the wonders of forests before being incarcerated with no hope of return.
>>541938251Yerbz was part of a secret supersoldier programme that aimed to create flying soldiers for the battlefield powered by beans
I think if I'd had previous serious relationships, and had a friendships group, or some kind of online presence, I'd be less concerned about spending the rest of my life alone. But realistically that's how things are going to play out for me, without trying to be fatalistic. I try not to spend much time dwelling on why things didn't work out for me, or what could have been different. I was really nervous around women all my life, and on the several occasions I crossed paths with a really pretty girl who was just my type and seemed nice I ran away because I was a coward. I didn't know what love could feel like, and I think some part of me couldn't accept that someone could love me, or feel attracted to me, or want to be around me. It's why I never really considered pursuing casual sex; it felt like something I was imposing on someone else without giving them anything in return. I do feel a lot of regret about my life, and I have to accept that I'm just some random person, one of billions, and that nothing was destined to turn out well just because. I think I'd have been a good boyfriend for someone when I still had enthusiasm, hope and youth on my side. But it didn't happen, and I'm going to have to accept that.
>>541937635I think I'd be pleasantly surprised my batshittery has almost exceeded my original expectationsI'm the kind of guy I'd read books about13 year old me would think that's awesome so I think I did okay even as I labour in obscurity
>>541937635It would be mostly wanking, to be fair.
>>541938330There's a /rule 34/ somewhere on the internet about Luke Jahn's missus, the Yerbenfuhrer and poor Luke in a cuck chair. Grotty, but I had nothing to do with it, just walked into the wrong room of the rented space in a Portsmouth branch meeting.
>>541938109I'm still utterly baffled as to how you don't get bored with this shite, you must be the most braindead nolife cunt about, the fucking state of you, change the fucking record you stupid tranny
>>541938166Oh yeah, they are after Farage to clear the way for the Tories to reconstruct themselves and re-absorb Reform. They don't want Reform/Restore dead, they need 30% Labour, 23% Tories 19% Reform to force another merger/deal. Then it's whhhoooaaaahhhhhh kemi kemi... kemi kemi kemi kemi badenoch and everyone gets back into the big tabernacle again. Back to tory-labour, phew! To the anon wondering why farage is taking so much money, it's because he knows Reform will get folded up and he's stuffing his pockets before his exit (like in 2019).
Gonna have some choccy milk and a choccy muffin.
>>541938276Mate, when people talk about living a little, they mean going round with friends on road trips and being sexy and popular and having an exciting love life, doing cool things like you’re in a music video or summat, not getting shit faced on pills and listening to shite music with a load of other sweaty degenerates. “Raving” is no kind of living.
>>541938330>the terrorists are demanding $1bn cash and the remains of yerbzy or they say they will launch a nuke, you have to hurry
>>541938166The rest of the uniparty also wouldn't have their party leader meet any old literal-who claiming to have some cash for them. They'd at least have the sense to send a nobody MP who can be sacked on the spot at no consequence
RIPBOZO
>>541938173Thats why our relationship with yanks is so weak; there's always the jewie undertones that >we're mates yeah>so you're still good for that favourMerchantile culture I know, but that and the ostentation that permeates everyone, its really difficult to relate to mutts.
>>541938488Women will never understand
>>541938482Evil lives long.
>>541935933>Brit/pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4IVciFJqO0
>>541938330Fedpool
bastard bitch fucker delivery driver stole my apple pie fucksake
>>541938443#JustDiscordNonceThings
>>541938573
>>541938474Mental Queer Solid
>>541938470done that druggie autist freak lmao
>>541938648>NybwJjho
>>541938235Abysmal. The uniparty is flooding the country with immigrant labour while forcing more graduates into rubbish "universities" all the while talking about AI revolutionising productivity. So while firms are cutting graduate jobs to replace with AI and booost le ebitda the state in its wisdom is increasing the supply of low skill labour to push wages down even more. So there aren't many grad jobs, and the alternative is pitifully low wage and very competitive.I had it bad a decade ago, these zoomies are truly "cooked" as they say.
>>541938488I have often wondered, provoked by the alarming number of old homos you tend to see, if a persons sexuality just degrades over time. You become more desperate, less dignified, more willing to accept gross shit, until eventually you’re a faggot as an old man like that bunch. They couldn’t get enough of that could they, dirty cunts.
>>541938470I went on a road trip with some friends recently, it was fun, bank account took a battering but I have no ragrets
>>541938479I think he's starting to get that sense of belief he is too big to fail right now and hasn't realised that his stupid choices will kill his party if he carries onNo doubt act like he never saw it coming and it was just the press woe is me sob story
>>541938696
>>541936767Yeah and I'm the "you seem upset' anon and you still seem upset.
>>541938470>going round with friends on road trips and being sexy and popular and having an exciting love life, doing cool things like you’re in a music video or summat, Thats literally what it was like though.
