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why is farage getting some crypto money bad but starmer's wife getting dresses and concert tickets from some paki okay?
>>541935933how would an exit tax work anyway, wouldn't you just send all your money to outside the country and tell HMRC to suck it? I doubt many millionaire/billionaires have their fortune sitting in their barclays regular saver accounts
>CAK POLANSKI: I'VE GOT MY EYE ON KEIR STARMER'S SEAT, AND NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME
Why can't farage go a week without taking dodgy money he doesn't need?
>>541936068brb wankin
>>541935933>>541935992>>541936047>>541936068you guys ever look at the time of night, and think>Christ, is that the time? I'd sure love to pump a darky.
>>541935992Do you really think a free pair of glasses is comparable to £5 million?
>>541935933Is that halal? Looks a bit sus.
>>541935992farage is a far-right thug ok??
I can't wait to see the Reform spastics and civnats try to cope themselves out of this one. Farage is so bent it's unreal. >trust me guys Farage is based and will save the country This is the turn before the uniparty consolidates again. Farage is 100% taking Israeli money and this report shows exactly how it's done in practice. Telegraph complicit, pollsters complicit. Imagine still believing in vooting and the theatre of politics. Reform cucks will still defend it all as "out last hope" LMAO
>>541936068She cute
>>541936047Was talking to a rich girl in an airport.Her rich family have already moved all their money out the UK.
>>541936047you just leave, duh, why would yo leave if things were going well?
>>541935933Looks tasty. Is that british cuisine or something you need to keep the immigrants raping your daughters to be able to enjoy?
>>541935992Because the papers say soNot like there's a shit tonne of insider trading and shite all over the place nobody looks into
Found an English food store selling sosij rolls, the pastry is excellent but the sosij meat isn't the best, which is strange considering his chipolatas are good.
>>541936266Joloff rolls, african speciality
>>541936153he's only in politics for the bribes
>>541935992Neither is okay but farage is a fucking moron that can't comprehend what he is doing looks worse
>>541935933Fuck those look so good holy shit
>>541936185it looks susej
>>541936240seems like a good idea, I need to figure out how to start doing that but where is safe. certainly not EU>>541936249you can take like £10k on your person when you do. the rest well HMRC can see inside your bank accounts and seize it/tax it
>>541936304Take the sausage out and put your own sausage in there.
>>541936266It’s not halal, look away.
>>541936240dd you slip her the D?
>>541936112His campaign slogan should be "in it to winnit"
Economic collapse soon
>>541936175You're doing the heccin gimmick!! I've seen this before! Wow!!!! I remember this from another thread!! This is totally amazing you're probably the same guy aren't you!!!!!! You've posted here before I can tell you made the same post then!W O W
>>541936272Not to mention all the Paki MPs who own HMO empires worth millions while living in council houses
>>541936112It's mad that you can run for public office with a fake name.
>>541935992Deep state don't want a foreign asset as PM. Even if the deep state are nominally pro Israel and US as an expedient, they do not want a bribed Israeli shill puppet as PM.
>>541936435I am readyt. skint
>>541936304>sosij meat isn't the bestBecause it’s not halal.
>>541936423Kinda tempted. But she wasn't very attractive.Also I'm married.
>>541936399Just buy gold/silver.
>>541935933Went to a garden centre the other day ... £10 for a sosij rollCunts
>>541936526>buyDig a hole and mine your own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
>>541936469You seem upset.
Tasty is a mad word if you think about it. Also a very big used word amongst foreigners but not really the English.
>>541936481Theres one yoruban lives in a taxpayer funded townhouse in the heart of westminster
>>541936541should have taken a cutting and grown your own.
>>541936541Yeah but when it's fully grown you'll be able to harvest all the sausage rolls you can eat for free.
>>541936541Went to a sosige roll centre the other day... £10 for a plantCunts
>>541936175Does anyone else here have a gimmick? I have one but I don’t want to expose myself.
>>541936526bought some sovs in 2022 and 3 now they're so much more expensive
>>541936525Stop being a simp for your wife and go shag that uglie. Be a real muzzie.
Ah Farage proves once again why not to vote right wing. Meanwhile under Starmer/Burnham we've had less immigrants, less NHS wait times, more money in our pockets and better social care funding.Lmao, tories/right wing parties are never winning again. Thanks Nige!
Farage cope bingo on this story:>BORWING!!!>no one cares! >the rest of the uniparty does it too! >Next, borrrrwing! >bringing out the lawyers >dead cat of antisemitism Place your bets
>>541936541This post is doing mad numbers.
>>541936654Going to have to give an example here mate.
>>541936589>tastyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FflQCaSAa9k
>>541936585He's probably a regular isn't he!!!! It's incredible, I RECOGNISE him, it's as if he actually exists!! Gimmicks are so cool, there like a way for a poster with no personality to be recognised as a REGULAR!!!!! Imagine that, peer recognition and all it took was a GIMMICK!!!!!!!!I N C R E D I B L E
>>541936599>>541936611>>541936652
>>541936707No I’ve gone all shy now.
>>541935933Fuggg those look good. Like a Bri'ish version of sushi.
>>541936667luv me sovssimple as
>>541936654I have a gimmick I use sometimes.I'm Indian btw.
>>541936697Who the fuck is this farage fella I keep hearing about?
>>541936784gillick portraitvery nicei has one too
>>541936667same lad, used to get a few now and then over the years800 quid for a sov feels too much now though
>Jakub Matusiak (left) was one of five young men killed in the collision, along with Makai Saddington, Theo Rae, Michael Robert Cahill and Cole Robert WorthyThe fuck are these names? They look kinda English but something seems off.Pikey?
Check out the tits on Sky channel 902
>>541936404Kek
>>541936404was thinking about just buying chipolatas and some puff pastry and doing it me self>>541936503need to torture that fucking pig for a better taste i reckon
>>541936654Fuck off
>>541936835I hope she got an infection and died after that.
>>541936583Kin ell, thought that was a shite Leonard Cohen parody for a sec. Then I thought it was a shite Rammstein parodyThey really dropped off a cliff
>>541936835You need help.She does too, what the actual fuck.
>>541936887Post em fag
>>541936874They like dags
took a big poo and had a hot shower
>poo porn gimmick I recognise that poster from the last thread!!!! This is truly unbelievable!!!
>>541936911It's cruel to keep these people alive. What purpose do they serve? They are just economic units that spend gibs on KFC and watch tennis.
>>541936541Locals get their sosidge rolls from the garden outskirts. Only tourists go to the centre.
>>541936961I’m not taking a picture of my tv just to show you tits that are probably on free view anyway.I don’t want you to see my shitty battered wall, wonky tv wall mount and tatty paint job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LwedWrSCFc
Tell you what you dont see nowadays, st trinians films. Wonder why they stopped showing them
>>541936835
>*teleports behind you*
>>541937132this is basically disco
>>541936981You got that right London.
What happens if I unironically post my willy? Not in a crude way but more as a sort of moment in time sort of thing, like capturing its image for the sake of posterity, both artful and timely like?
>>541937305we'd call you gay and you would be but some of us would like that aha x
Fit new chudette on GB News cor
>>541937233gives a fuckhttps://youtu.be/s5mGNRgKFOI?t=51
>>541937305do that sliding timelapse filter so your schlonger is all crooked and 2 foot long
>>541937305Everyone will know you're gay (or at least somehow be more totally certain you are)
>>541937408do you see me complaining over here? tunes mate
>>541937213Ever since i learned a rabbi mutilated his dick in one of those jew voodoo rituals, i kinda feel sorry for the lad.Sossy fingers, big ears, claw like hands, weak chin, and now an amerifart style penis. Its not surprising he's a hate filled seethe machine.
And yet these journalists will still write articles about how the men who attacked them are all doctors and engineers fleeing war and terror and if you disagree you're "far right"
>>541937305You’ll get called a shrimp dick and then you’ll ack yourself in despair.
>>541937456his arse is all full of cancer as well
Imagine before you die someone creates a 90 min movie of your life, do you think after you watched it you'll regret the life you had and wish you got more out of life
>>541937461pity they didn't have a coincidentally abandoned pallet of bricks at hand
>>541937573Wonder how that happened?
>>541937213>proceeds to shag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6QQOBuN-0
>>541937363>>541937412>>541937428>>541937468‘Kin el! I mean do I get a three day ban or permanent? I don’t know the tech fuckery to evade the ban like the rest of you. Last time I said nigger in sp or wsg I was off for 3 days.
>>54193763587 minutes of posting on here.Roll credits.
>>541937456you might say he's... unsheathed
>>541936210>"THE ONLY SERIOUS PARTY OF THE RIGHT!">*gleefully dives into their Nth dodgy money scandal of the year*D'you reckon perhaps we're not voting our way out of this one?
>>541937635I think it would be fun to rewatch my childhood years, forgot most of it, proper little scamp enjoying life
>>541937686Just kill yourself pal, skip to the end and do everyone a favour you boring queer
>>541937635Fuck eternal recurrence, I’m not coming back.
>>541937635Naturally I’d wish I had lived more, but there’s only so much life to go around. I wish I had had a real wild teens and really lived up in my 20’s, but I was always unpopular and socially awkward so no one wanted me around. You have to accept less sometimes against your own desires.
>>541937820You sound like you need a hug.
>>541937686Worst thing you can do is go on /INT/ and say you find brown people rather unpleasant.
Tough shitNot his fucking islands
>>541937826even if you'd had a wild time of it, that would just seem normal to you and you'd end up just as lost and unfulfilled as anyone else. That's just the nature of it. I like to think I've learned enough in my years to be able to see behind the curtain, so that's fine by me.
>>541937635I was at a funeral earlier this year and they made an AI video of his life. made me kek
>>541937879You sound like you need a bullet in the base of your skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6XgWra5jtA
>>541937826I can relate
>>541935933Yerb-11, lest we forget.
>>541937896Trump is a grade A mong, but even he knows the value of UK vs Argiebargies. Milei wont do shit.
>>541937730Trust me bro just voote harder for Nige! Remember this boomer slop? I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7QYJ7pVhUoThis was the 2014 spiritual predecessor of AI patriot slop.Remember YKTD? I do. Remember wakey wakey? remember UKIP folded up? Brexit party standing aside for Tories in 2019? Falling for it over and over and over and over and over and over.
>>541938109guffing so hard and hot it's distorting the air
>>541936702The rest of the uni party does do it yeah, but hes too thick to realise it only matters to the press when its him doing it
>>541937896I'm all for the Falkland Islands becoming Argentine, unless you want to trade the Chagos Islands for them. Donate the chaggos to American and I’ll retract my endorsement.
OPs sosij rolls look a bit iffy
What's the job market like for those for just graduated?
>>541938143You've got no idea how unverifiable the "5 years in the army" is. It gives off a fucking heat haze.
>>541937387Her makeup is a bit odd but she's got nice eyes. I would have sexual intercourse with her to protect our demographic future.
>>541938235What dat mouf do?
>>541937946I was a teen in the 90s, right in the peak of the UK rave scene. It was so good, so amazing. Spent the rest of my life looking back, never forward, always sad because i knew I'll never have that again. More of a curse in some ways. A wild animal is best born into a cage, rather than tasting the wonders of forests before being incarcerated with no hope of return.
>>541938251Yerbz was part of a secret supersoldier programme that aimed to create flying soldiers for the battlefield powered by beans
I think if I'd had previous serious relationships, and had a friendships group, or some kind of online presence, I'd be less concerned about spending the rest of my life alone. But realistically that's how things are going to play out for me, without trying to be fatalistic. I try not to spend much time dwelling on why things didn't work out for me, or what could have been different. I was really nervous around women all my life, and on the several occasions I crossed paths with a really pretty girl who was just my type and seemed nice I ran away because I was a coward. I didn't know what love could feel like, and I think some part of me couldn't accept that someone could love me, or feel attracted to me, or want to be around me. It's why I never really considered pursuing casual sex; it felt like something I was imposing on someone else without giving them anything in return. I do feel a lot of regret about my life, and I have to accept that I'm just some random person, one of billions, and that nothing was destined to turn out well just because. I think I'd have been a good boyfriend for someone when I still had enthusiasm, hope and youth on my side. But it didn't happen, and I'm going to have to accept that.
>>541937635I think I'd be pleasantly surprised my batshittery has almost exceeded my original expectationsI'm the kind of guy I'd read books about13 year old me would think that's awesome so I think I did okay even as I labour in obscurity
>>541937635It would be mostly wanking, to be fair.
>>541938330There's a /rule 34/ somewhere on the internet about Luke Jahn's missus, the Yerbenfuhrer and poor Luke in a cuck chair. Grotty, but I had nothing to do with it, just walked into the wrong room of the rented space in a Portsmouth branch meeting.
>>541938109I'm still utterly baffled as to how you don't get bored with this shite, you must be the most braindead nolife cunt about, the fucking state of you, change the fucking record you stupid tranny
>>541938166Oh yeah, they are after Farage to clear the way for the Tories to reconstruct themselves and re-absorb Reform. They don't want Reform/Restore dead, they need 30% Labour, 23% Tories 19% Reform to force another merger/deal. Then it's whhhoooaaaahhhhhh kemi kemi... kemi kemi kemi kemi badenoch and everyone gets back into the big tabernacle again. Back to tory-labour, phew! To the anon wondering why farage is taking so much money, it's because he knows Reform will get folded up and he's stuffing his pockets before his exit (like in 2019).
Gonna have some choccy milk and a choccy muffin.
>>541938276Mate, when people talk about living a little, they mean going round with friends on road trips and being sexy and popular and having an exciting love life, doing cool things like you’re in a music video or summat, not getting shit faced on pills and listening to shite music with a load of other sweaty degenerates. “Raving” is no kind of living.
>>541938330>the terrorists are demanding $1bn cash and the remains of yerbzy or they say they will launch a nuke, you have to hurry
>>541938166The rest of the uniparty also wouldn't have their party leader meet any old literal-who claiming to have some cash for them. They'd at least have the sense to send a nobody MP who can be sacked on the spot at no consequence
RIPBOZO
>>541938173Thats why our relationship with yanks is so weak; there's always the jewie undertones that >we're mates yeah>so you're still good for that favourMerchantile culture I know, but that and the ostentation that permeates everyone, its really difficult to relate to mutts.
>>541938488Women will never understand
>>541938482Evil lives long.
>>541935933>Brit/pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4IVciFJqO0
>>541938330Fedpool
bastard bitch fucker delivery driver stole my apple pie fucksake
>>541938443#JustDiscordNonceThings
>>541938573
>>541938474Mental Queer Solid
>>541938470done that druggie autist freak lmao
>>541938648>NybwJjho
>>541938235Abysmal. The uniparty is flooding the country with immigrant labour while forcing more graduates into rubbish "universities" all the while talking about AI revolutionising productivity. So while firms are cutting graduate jobs to replace with AI and booost le ebitda the state in its wisdom is increasing the supply of low skill labour to push wages down even more. So there aren't many grad jobs, and the alternative is pitifully low wage and very competitive.I had it bad a decade ago, these zoomies are truly "cooked" as they say.
>>541938488I have often wondered, provoked by the alarming number of old homos you tend to see, if a persons sexuality just degrades over time. You become more desperate, less dignified, more willing to accept gross shit, until eventually you’re a faggot as an old man like that bunch. They couldn’t get enough of that could they, dirty cunts.
>>541938470I went on a road trip with some friends recently, it was fun, bank account took a battering but I have no ragrets
>>541938479I think he's starting to get that sense of belief he is too big to fail right now and hasn't realised that his stupid choices will kill his party if he carries onNo doubt act like he never saw it coming and it was just the press woe is me sob story
>>541938696
>>541936767Yeah and I'm the "you seem upset' anon and you still seem upset.
>>541938470>going round with friends on road trips and being sexy and popular and having an exciting love life, doing cool things like you’re in a music video or summat, Thats literally what it was like though.
>>541938470to be fair you can do those things and be off ur face on pills toono need to make hard choices here
>>541938742
>>541938753Well you jammy bastard
>>541938742>Angela Rayner
>>541938235>Jobs website Adzuna said it had just 8,383 graduate vacancies listed in July, down from 15,397 at the same point last year.>The firm pointed to a peak for graduate roles in 2017, when it had more than 55,800 listed on its website.>The number comes as 262,820 people prepare to go to university in SeptemberIt's actually fucked, mate. Graduate level interview processes may as well just become to-the-death cage matches at this point
>>541938742I could go for a cup of earl grey milk tea right now.
whole house smells of hot dogs because of my dad opening a jarPMSL what's he like ffs
>>541938742Images that smell
>>541938812Based mockery Swede. I always recognize these posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7vLI-LfBRc
>>541938742Is that good or bad.
>>541938862>could go for a cup of brown milk right now
>>541938827What do all these unemployed grads do?It took me about 1 month to find a job after uni 11 years ago for me.And that was when I wasn't even trying. kek
In the first couple of weeks of university I attended a fresher's fare in this big hall which had foldable tables set out in a maze-like fashion which funnelled all incoming freshers from the entrance at one of the hall to the exit at the other end. I walked around and stood quietly listening to some of the society members explaining what kind of things they did to prospective new members. I took some leaflets and signed my name and email address on a few forms. I still received emails from one of these about ten years later, which was quite funny. At the hockey stall were two tall seemingly posh guys and one of them said to me "he looks hockey" or something like that, but I quietly explained that I didn't know how to play sorry. I think my appearance and dress sense perhaps communicated that I had been privately educated or something. While walking around I briefly saw a girl from Northern Ireland who was staying in the same halls of residence. Outside I was making my way back to the bus to go back to my halls and someone bumped into me on purpose with their elbows sticking while walking with their hands in their coat pockets. I stopped and turned and it was that same girl. She said hello and we talked for a short while, and then a tall girl walked past and she got her attention and said to her "this is the guy I was telling you about". I was too nervous to correctly interpret that she was maybe attracted to me. A couple of days later I was sitting on the bus and she entered and came and sat next to me. She said she had been at a house party and was now heading home. I was just polite and quiet and nothing came of it. She later dated another guy from our halls. She was attractive and seemed nice enough, I just wasn't very confident.
>>541938443I'm not a fucking tranny. I'm just pointing out that Yerbs didn't fly himself into WTC 8. There's literally no way that a former soldier with some intelligence couldn't run a MI5 op where despite being a 'slab layer' or something he can take all the time in the world off to attend party conferences half way round the country.Have some faith, rYerbs isn't a fucking fed you troon.
Should I go out stalking birds tomorrow?
>>541936153i'm voting restore
>>541936874most of the names are anglo, one is irish, one is polishOur Romanichal gyppos all have english names. they were either romanichal gypsies (not travellers) or just chavs
>>541939098no u utter mental case
>>541939098Yes. The thrill is worth it.
still fucking seething at hostel lass
>>541938742talcum powder titties
>>541939046>What do all these unemployed grads do?Compete with brown people for a service job or a business admin-y role 'just to keep the lights on' that they end up stuck in forever. Or just go on the dole and spend all day doomscrolling, one or the other
>>541939058literally never been to uniwent straight from secondary school to manual labour and selling stuff at car bootswhat even is freshers and all these uni societiesare they just places where poncey tossers nosh each other off or what
>>541939241pie'd you off again
If Burnham doesn't ease the banks we are gonna have some hard times soon.Try to get out of debt while you still can desu
>>541937878truth-nuking post from a German, anglos do be like that indeed
>>541939287basically, got it all figured outI'm gonna earn a suspicious amount of money out of nowhere and buy jeffery epsteins island, which will be on the market by that point
>>541939157top ways to out yourself as a non shooter
>>541939284no she's just fucking weirdcome in and she shouts hi josh from another room where I can't see her then when I come back later and see her in reception and say alright she freezes and just stares at me with them big eyes of hersdoes me head in
A fat arse Nigerian girl asked me for directions for a job interview.She is here on a student visa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdjW5Mv60lw
I got a first class honours from a russel group uni and I've never had a job in my lifeApplied for jobs at supermarkets and pubs no one ever interested in me
I was sitting in a small library one afternoon doing some revision and a girl entered and sat two seats down from me. There were about five seats per row in the small room, and each desk had a vertical wooden divider which made it a private space for working. I sensed this girl was looking at me, and became quite frozen and nervous. When I decided to leave I packed my things and as I turned to leave I looked over and saw her look at me and smile. It was such a warm, vulnerable smile and I reacted to it the way I have reacted to quite a few girls smiling at me, namely by staring with wide eyes but no giveaway expression, as though I was indifferent to feelings and didn't notice or care. I got up and walked home, but I felt so angry at myself that I quickly put my shoes back on an walked as quickly as I could the few miles back to the library. I was sweating and out of breath, and when I reached the library I became scared again and just walked to the back of the room and didn't even look to see if she was still sitting there. I had no idea how to talk to women, and no experience of what happened after that. The loving embrace of a girl who showed me clearly that she understood me, accepted me, and wanted to enjoy life with me could have changed a lot in my life. It was my own fear and cowardice which prevented this.
>>541939356My shotgun does this sometimes when I take too much drug.
>>541939287>ease the banksWhat does that even mean?Hes a spokesman for a government, state admin if you like.The banks are private profit loss enterprises that exist to enrich their shareholders.
>>541939145Romanichals are the brown skinned Indian ones tho right? The daily issue beggars and such?
>>541939343'It's a bit of a doer-upper'
>>541939356look you have ten, maybe fifteen, prime mass shooty years before the world beats it out of youif you haven't shot up your school by the time you hit 30, it's probably not going to happen, and it's time to make peace with thatshit or get off the pot basicallyeventually you will realise face tattoos just made you unemployable and trent reznor of nine inch nails would not approve of you or your lifestyle
>>541939384I would say you should call La migra but we all know they won’t do shit.
>>541939356The British 'shooting community' is gay and deserve all to be disarmed. Everybody that I know that legally owns a gun is always in favour of more restrictions as long as their particular hobby is left alone. I hope they take every last legally-owned peashooter off those tweed-clad cunts and leave it to those who live in a caravan with a milling machine in the bedroom and a cumbox on the floor. Fucking tweed-niggers.
>>541939429Shame that you clearly had the looks if girls were smiling at you but you had some kind of autism or lack of experienceNo girls smiled at me at the library during uni. They were always laser focused on their macbooks
>>541939356>AI slopTop way to out yourself as a jeet
>>541939429spoke to a based chinese lad at uni, reminds me of the guy from empire of dust when I think of it, an he said "when you haven't got a girlfriend you really want one, but when you've got one, you don't want one any more"
>>541939458just pull the whole thing down, cover the whole thing in plaster, put some solar panels on the top of it, bosh, absolute fortressidk what we're gonna do about the child murderrape temple in the basement yet but I'm p sure I could make a killing hosting psytrance and house music nights there
I quit Twitter a few months ago.Have I missed anything?
>>541936487Binface? It's more honest than using your real name nowadays, and beside the media will just tell everyone your secret real name like their favourite rabbi tommy real name yaxley lemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3jvntnMNc
>>541939429nothing would have happened also women are just like men but without the sex drive not that they don't like sex but it isn't the main aim of their relationships they'll still have sex but it won't be their overall aim.Next
>>541939586Well grass is always greener on the other side. But it is objectively humiliating when all your mates have girlfriends and you don't. They can't talk about the same things as you
>>541939046Did you get a degree in a real subject? That's the key difference.
>>541939619AA quit twitter but he was a paki taff anyway. Kind of glad I don't have to suffer his braindead political 'analysis' any more when I could just sniff butane and enjoy myself.
>>541938742>Thoughts ???Ugliest woman (possibly troon) with the saddest tits I've seen in a while.
>>541939566
>>541939709It basically is a meme degree now. Software Engineering.
>>541939429now you know what alcohol is for, you get drunk, make an arse of yourself and stop taking yourself so seriously
Are there many feelings more satisfying than having a cat licking the sensitive insides of your calves and thighs? Name them if so!But don’t say sex though, you bunch of animals.
>>541939449Because we need the bond market to exist as a country
>>541938496>Thats why our relationship with yanks is so weakWhat do you mean? I thought we had a “special” relationship no? Maybe you should stop being a grifter in this “relationship” and honor it from time to time. Donating Chagoss would be a nice gesture of goodwill for a start.
>>541939738I get this all the time. I’m so good looking that women are too intimidated by me and so I’m always single.
>>541939586as I often say, there's only one thing worse than not having a girlfriend and that's having a girlfriend
well... are you restore chads happy the tories are gaining ground?yall ran a coordinated campaign against reform colluding with the likes of labour the telegraph and times now you can get your mommy kemi in the next electioncongratu fucking lations>but but but farage is containment all the samedo you really believe that??? like honestly a literal nigerian???
>>541939738I did shag a couple girls from the uni bar so clearly not a completely useless cunt but just felt that girls were never interested when they had other things (uni work) on their mindMy much better looking mate did tell me sometimes how girls used to give him eye sex in the library
>>541939451Roma are the brown gypsy ones from romania who beg outside of shops.Romanichal are gypsies who have been in the country since the middle ages and are all white and have english names. seperate from travellers. think billy joe saunders or freddy eastwood, who are both "gypsies" yet look 100% white. live in caravans and either do manual labour or petty crime but would never be found begging. if you meet a bloke with a name like boswell, cooper, lee, smith or eastwood and says mush a lot and has a huge gold chain and his hair slicked back then youll have met one of our old school gyppos
>>541939788>Are there many feelings more satisfying Seeing a webm of jeets getting destroyed by random industrial machinery. Never gets old.
>>541939854me on the right
>>541939769Or make one of these of yourself
>>541937301B-b-b-b-base to the place London!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOqIszUr4fU
>>541939547this is all true and Pistols Act 1903 was where it all went wrong
>>541939854
I wasn't raised to understand the importance of university or what attending one entailed. I was not raised to value education and had very little parental investment in terms of my education, what I enjoyed learning, or anything like that. I don't necessarily blame my mother for this, but I don't understand showing so little interest in your child's life and future. I had some friends who weren't naturally very academic, and their parents paid for tutors to help them some evenings. All of it came quite naturally to me. One of my few positive traits is a heightened ability to memorise things and articulate myself. I found exams quite easy overall, though I think some teachers assumed I had some kind of intellectual disability because I was so quiet and passive. I remember a teacher carefully explaining that if I needed any additional help she was there for me, and a guy in my class laughed about it afterwards but not in an unkind way and said how patronising she came across. I earned an A for that class and really it didn't take much effort beyond the two weeks of intensive revision I performed prior to the exam. I was very good at making concise notes about a subject and pacing back and forth for hours memorising lists, facts, statistics and so on. My tactic was then to convince myself I knew nothing of value about it, and that I would surely fail, and then entering the exam hall in a state of nervous anxiety before writing for the full allotted time and subsequently earning a high grade. But I just feared failure and imagined disastrous long-term consequences of failing an exam, while ironically or not my academic achievements meant relatively little in terms of my career success, partly because I lacked the confidence to believe that I was worth anything much to anyone who might want to employ me. For a few years I consciously underspent my annual leave because I was scared I would be fired once they realised things worked well without me.
>>541939897Jesus Christ I had no idea. I thought it was either those brown goblins from India or Irish pikeys. I can tell pikeys from looking at them. Something about the eyes. Telling me there are assimilated and white passing gypsies is horrifying.
>>541939497>being the unc at the mass shooting meetings
Grok's rendering of Penny vs Priti
>>541940040MILFS, MY ONLY WEAKNESS
I've decided this country. and probably the world (at least whatever was redeemable about it), is over. Where can I go to live in a small shack in the middle of nowhere with minimal human interaction? This is now my life plan once I have the money.
>>541940040Priti’s hips are elite though. Way bigger than shown there. She’s a dirty golem but she is built the way I like.
Reform bros I don't feel so good...
>>541939854>a nice gesture of goodwillSuez?
>>541940040>vs Why not both?
>>541940037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdEcatch you in ten years m8
>>541940040Computers were a mistake
>>541939900Yes, that is good.
>>541938961She just looks evil. Is the child OK?
>>541940147AHEM, THIS APU IS MIGHTY WHITE. A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR.
>>541940005pikey refers to both irish travellers and gypsies>Telling me there are assimilated and white passing gypsies is horrifying.they all wave english flags and hate forreners they just call themselves gypsies despite being like 99% english genetically. most of the working class slang we have comes from them. chav, mush, bloke, shiv, dosh, cushty, wonga, lollipop.they're better than irish travellers but obviously still loads of criminal types among themkent is where the highest percentage of the population is and you see them in these posh towns like tunbridge wells with massive chains around their necks and slick backed hair
>>541940131>This is now my life plan once I have the money.Mental innit? That used to be the peasants life. Now you need money to even do that. Then some council cunt will walk up to you telling you haven't got planning permission for your shack.
>>541940143I’ll hold my nose to vote Restore (I want an explicit ethnonationalist party) until it’s clear they don’t have the numbers and then I’ll vote Reform.I just won’t ever vote Tory again (only in 2019 because of the Brexit party tactical withdrawal).
>>541940131>Where can I go to live in a small shack in the middle of nowhere with minimal human interaction?I live like that on the Staff/White peak moorland. Unfortunately its full already (with me). Some nice places in the southern uplands and Northumberland.
