Cringiest shit I saw from that part of the world. Imagine being a white man from NZ and thinking haka is cool or that you, God forbit, participate in it.I will never realize why Brits did not shoot all of those savages.
>>541936629chinks would unironically lock them in zoos.
>>541936629you land on a new island after sailing from Australia and this is the first thing you see. What would you do?
>>541936629Maoi are cannibals. Chinese are cannibals. Why would the Chinese ban the dance?
>>541936862Muskets at the ready. No shiny baubles for the natives. Lock anyone who talks about "le noble savage" and declare them insane.
>>541936629chinks should ban circumcision too
>>541937049You dropped your hat, king
>>541936987Because that dance isn't chinese culture, no matter what else they might have in common.
>>541936862Have sex with their women and spawn as many mutts as possible. Im the future, despite someone from that island having 13% of my blood. They would be responsible of at least 50% of online posts defending my country, that they've never been to.
>>541936629They didnt skip leg day.
>>541939409DIdnt skip a meal either i would assume.
I get maoris doing this silly dance, as it's their tradition a f they should preserve it, but why do white new zealanders do it?
>>541936629These people arw the original Taiwanese actually.They sailed from Taiwan to oceania all the way to easter island and the western coast of america.
>>541936629>Cringiest shit I sawEver. It's so awful. I don't watch rugby, but if I did I wouldn't watch it because of this shit.What a looser culture. You know those cunts ate the original inhabitants of new Zealand, amd now they are in charge. I'll be honest, I've never liked the few people I've met from there. The women are brutally ugly and thick. The men lacklustre and depressing.
>>541939530The original taiwanese are still on Taiwan
>>541936862Learn their language and sign treaties and trade for a few years, then genocide them or use them as slaves when my colony gets powerful enough.
>>541939391So anyways how did the haka kill the jeets?
>>541936629It's relatively modern as well. Some tard just made it up in the modern era.>let the goyim deal in the real world
>>541939706Nah a large amount of them sailed off.This was 4000 to 5000 years ago.
>>541936629>Tropical Gypsies doing a mating danceWho cares
>>541939391New Zealand is a lost causesome stupid shithole at the end of the world that worships cannibals
>>541936629when nerds act like they are going to do something violent on the internet or boomers pretend to be tough this is what i picture them doing
>>541939580We don't like you either mate. In the meantime I'll enjoy my 10 minute commute, my home on a large section, the sparsely populated beaches, hills and mountains, and the 85% euro city I live in. You're just jealous as fuck.It's "loser" by the way. I wouldn't expect a troglodyte like you to be able to spell.
>>541936629Ausfag in kiwi here at least it's not as lame as aus yet but it's fast approaching woke levels
>>541940216We have an extremely right wing government who are actively dismantling pretty much everything leftist. You aren't paying much attention, are you. Maybe fuck off home?
>>541936862Well, they just loaned them stuff so they could kill their hippy neighbors. Then then when the retards tried to default on their loans they traded the loans for property. And nothing else happened for a while, something worth noting happened a Lord Of The Rings movie was made.
>>541936629Not sure the point of that dance is but it makes me want to kill them.
>>541940875they're just like us now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHZ6BMaHj0
>>541941047>>541939489I think you're meant to dance back or something but nobody ever does
>>541941277I think it is a provocation to trigger the flight or fight response.
*sigh*Alright, I'll post it
>>541936629Why not just ban taking it seriously?
>>541941525freakin badass
>>541940367Make me cunt I don't pay attention to wanker Freemason mainstream politics take your bald egghead humpty dumpsty looken pm and shove him up your ass chickenshit
>>541941648Because those spear chuckers are gonna be chucking spears soon. They’ve gone primal.
>>541941648because not being able to sit on my lard ass on the internet whining all day every day about things that don't impact me would be white genocide
>>541936862Turn 360 and go home
>>541941751One outs cunt. Colombo St maccas carpark 1pm.
>>541936629>I am not X so X is LE BAD
>>541940165>85% euro city I live inthis is a boast in 2026Lmaoglad my boomer ass won't see the world in 50 years
>>541940367>We have an extremely right wing governmentLmaolet me guess that is the same as the left except more indians and money for israel
and I thought the soiboi face was bad...
>>541936629This dance is a dance of war and hatred, we just need to make them go extinct and show them we are not to be messed with
>>541943273hes probably lying anywayin Auckland only 30% of the births are white anymore
>>541940165I'm gonna step in here on this one and say- such as they are, I do prefer the bongs to you people. Thank you, that is all.
>>541941703it's a skit on a comedy show mate
>>541939391>aggressively dance towards a bunch of shitskinslooks very cultured?
>>541936629>I will never realize why Brits did not shoot all of those savages.They fought us to a standstill and ended up with a peace treaty.
>>541943595Like I give a fuck. Go salute your zionist flag faggot.
>>541936629post the fucking hakachud at least
>>541941525Why do they do this? They all look retarded and they got btfo by the British.
Politics in this country is one party getting into power, betraying their people, and doing something batshit stupid ( at great cost ) while dismantling ( at great cost ) anything done by the other party when they were in power.Then at the next election they swap. And repeat. Because the electorate is just as fucking batshit stupid.The only consolation is all western countries appear to do this.
>>541943790
>>541943786>They fought us to a standstillLmao are you retarded?the brits stopped because their population got so low they thought they would go extinctdon't you learn any history?
>>541941525How did this obviously German dude wind up in Kiwiland?
>>541936629Chinese seem to be less interested in buying us up anymore. So more likely we'll just become New New Delhi over lil' Shanghai.
>>541944234Actually it was really to keep the French out, typical>don't you learn any history?i learn the history of obscure southern whaling stations in my own time thank you
>>541943792Seconded. Need to save it.
>>541943786>They fought us to a standstillNo? Hamilton exists specifically because they didn't. They didn't win the Tainui wars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Waikato>and ended up with a peace treaty.Every war ends in a peace deal, the peace was they had to adhere to the treaty if Waitangi again and had punitive land confiscations.
>>541936629Haka reminds me of the jeet/paki boarder guard change.
>>541944449this retard thought his nation military was fought to a stand still by a obscure southern whaling stationLmaonice self own
>>541944562>treaty of WaitangiTypo.
>>541939391Unironically I am siding with the island chugs on this, indians are an invasive species and murrays at least stay in their islands getting high off gas and paint keeping to themselves
>>541944586Only forces that lost to the Tainui were the constabulary, and that's because they were a small civilian police force who were the initial targets of them.
>>541943513First ever based comment from Canada
>>541943794It's a war dance, most tribal cultures had one. The problem is they never follow through and butcher the recipients, ergo doing it publically as a statement looks gay as hell. The way they jerk around makes them look possessed, it's similiar to norse berserkers.I have no issues with the haka, but goddammit it, it should piss everyone off that a very clear "I am going to saw your head off with a palm frond" expression has been flanderized to such a degree that it now stands for "I am a flaming faggot and suck dick for camera angles."
>>541943786You’re thinking of Americans. I know we exist in your brain 24/7 rent free
New Zealand is a lost cause. Completely socialist woke liberal government. One of the most draconian lockdowns during covid (in the West that is).PM Jacinda Ardern during COVID was a tyrannical airhead fucking retard who was also clearly a cokehead (when you know, you know). After wrecking her country she was golden parachuted into paid NGO positions and paid speaking gigs. No consequences whatsoever.
bad news anonchina is pulling out of australia and new zealandthey see it being flooded with infinity jeets and cant stand the smell
>>541937049hahahaThat's the British method.
>>541936629chinks love native dances
>>541936629>>541936758>>541941525>>541944853
>>541944853>golden parachuted into paid NGO positions and paid speaking gigs. No consequences whatsoever.And this is the reward for destroying our nations right on our fucking faces.
>>541936862i send tony and carlos to the dancing battlefieldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CDW_XwNCmI
>>541946150zesty.
>>541936629>>541939391>>541941525This shit is so gay. TikTok definitely didn't help their image but I can't imagine who was ever intimidated by this.
>>541941525>show me your warface
>>541936629The haka is essentially Maori people desperately holding onto their cultural roots. It's extremely distinct from the British culture so it serves as a great way to distinguish them selves. It's the most Maori thing people know, because outside of that, the Maori are pretty much just like any minority group: crime, drugs, low education, holding eachother back from being shit, mired in woke shit because it's beneficial to them, gibs me free shit.The haka is cool, it's just so overused. Literally anytime the Maori as a group are present anywhere, a haka is done. They do it in parliament man. >>541939970We allow foreigners to be PMs. Suicidal clown country.>>541940367Luxon is extremely right-wing to boomers.
>>541947625>We allow foreigners to be PMswhos that?
>>541936629these faggots only exist today because european explorers showed them mercy after battering them and telling them to stop eating eachother. Then women got involved and said how cool their haka demon dance is
>>541940367>We have an extremely right wing government who are actively dismantling pretty much everything leftist.Pffft,like what?>>541943366>more IndiansDing ding ding! And even their useless old parents as well
i wish i was better at ai i am learning
>>541936629it should be mandated to give these nigga titty twisters
>>541947692All I did just now is go to the list of current MPs and go to the Wikipedia pages of the ones that looked foreign or had foreign sounding names. I haven't even looked at the other members of the parties or future MP's.>Dr Carlos Cheung, National"born in Hong Kong and moved to New Zealand as a teenager.">Barbara Edmonds, LabourBorn in NZ, but Samoan I think. I could be mistaken.>Francisco Hernandez, Green "born in Manila, Philippines and moved to Wellington with his family when he was 12">Nancy Lu, National"Lu was born in China in 1987. She moved to New Zealand with her parents in 1997.">Lemauga Lydia Sosene"Sosene's parents both emigrated from Samoa to New Zealand in the 1950s." I can't find anything on them, but I assume they're Samoan, but possibly not.>Dr Lawrence Xu-Nan"Lawrence Xi Xu-Nan was born in Tianjin, China, with his ancestral home in Shandong. His family name is jointly taken from his father's, Xu, and his mother's, Nan. Xu-Nan first moved to New Zealand with his parents in 1994, before briefly returning to China, where he attended primary school. Then his family moved to New Zealand and settled in East Auckland in 1997, when he was 11."And that's just how it is with Whites at 70%~. As that goes down, more foreigners will be MPs. I'm sure that'll go well.
>>541943689This is the way, retard. You want to defeat us in your land? Be impolite, aggressive and beat us in cringe.
>>541949239rightits grim living in a failing nationI know that feeling
>>541936758this vid was one of the few times ive felt true revulsion against how stupid and animal-like a set of people can be. doing a monkey tribal dance in a formal court setting is some really lowly shit. i felt about the same as i did seeing that as when i saw the gutter oil stuff for the first time.
>>541942200Huh?
I would do stupid dance if it meant I paid less taxes.
>>541937331China voluntarily destroyed its own culture under mao. What "chinese culture" exists to day is a disney style recreation of what they destroyed.
>>541949820Stfu newfag
>>541939391If they started whooping those jeets while doing their haka dance would it still be cringe?
Reminder that unmixed white kids are only 40% of NZ 0-4 and about 54% if we include mutts. I dont know why we arent memed on more for this
The Haka is fatal to poojeets
>>541936758The dance is pretty lame but really it’s their goofy facial expressions that really make it over the top cringe. But nothing is more cringe than when I white does it.
>>541942697Can't just put thru me acc claim mate thanks for the free health care churr bruI wouldn't actually threaten me Mrs is in with some crews and so are me mates
>>541936758why doesnt that pic come up in an image search? LOL
>>541950595It would definitely put some respect on the gay little dance.
>>541951023An occasional Haka is the only thing of any interest that happens in the Beehive
>>541941525You can take the man out of cannibalism but you can't take cannibalism out of the man.I'm curious how they care to mention this is all to call on the spirits of their ancestors to help them in battle when if their ancestors showed up they'd ask why whites and women are involved and where the battle is. In some ways it would be like normal people, in hijabs, parading in redcoats in England and doing a bad recreation of one of the grenadier songs.
>>541939391topkek
>>541936629They lost the musket wars but couldn’t stop the Anglo mass migration
>>541939313This is where Islam is right about women. But dam gotta be brave getting a bj from a cannibal
>>541936862Send a brig full of these to Judea
>>541936629I think this six pack thing is hindu.
>>541936758When the curry starts coming out
Chinks can't even civilize niggers. What makes you think they'll stand a chance against schizophrenic cannibals?
>>541956489When people say Indian , they mean all dravidians and Indians aryans. Anyone desi or South AsianOnly northeast gets a pass
>>541936629Kinda wonder why those pacific islanders are heavy set.
>>541936629You had one job
>>541956671
>>541936862kill all the men, keep the women for breeding, kill all male offpsring from those lines for 3 gens (at minimum)
>>541936629Well they were cannibals like chinks so they fit right at home
>>541941525i'm so tired of this cringe, gay world
>>541944852>b-but what about me guysno one cares about you nigger fuck off
>>541950595It's a silly question because they did not do this, or even try. Looks more like the Pakistan-India border dance-offs than anything else.
>>541950875probably because new zealand just isn't as discussed as other anglosphere countries so you fly under the radar a bit, but regardless anyone who would take pleasure in this is clearly some kind of stupid cunt. white countries becoming minority white isn't anything to celebrate about, even if you're some faggot /pol/ nationalist with a bunch of civic rivalries against other flags that post on here.
>>541944831It's like the dirt worshipping natives here where they act all savage hardcore warrior badass after the fact, but still got colonized and shidded on
Living here, most people are ugly, so i don't see uglies as humans, hence it is very lonely. It feels much less lonely in Ozz despite their population mass making them an ant race society like the US.
>>541936862Sneeze
>>541939391>LOL the white guys doing the savages danceThese white guys are an embarrassment. They come from the culture that conquered both the pajeets and the Maoi yet here they are mimicking the people their ancestors dominated. It truly is sad to see.
>>541936629Absolute cringe shit. That's why the Springboks exist, to humiliate these faggots for doing their gay little dance.
>>541936629Hey New Zealand has pajeets? I did not know that.
>>541941525>The Office, but NZBravo, Vince!
>>541936629Hope the chinks just finish the job desu. Uppity coconut niggers.
>>541939783they died of cringe
>>541940165The Haka is gay af glad the Springboks are going to fuck you up solidly on the weekend. The AB's are so pathetic they have to cheat.
>>541940367Typical New Zealnad fantasy response. Pathetic race of idiots
>>541936629And please cut all of that te reo crap we have to be bombarded with everyday.
>>541939489just anti-white ideology, the remaining whites are looking far and wide for any non white culture they can adapt to be less like us and more like "them".
>>541939391Haka is Gangster as all fuck
>>541936758>sanpaku maxxingwew
>>541939580>The women are brutally ugly and thick.depressingly true, even african women brutally mog them
>>541944853She's mormon>Ardern was raised in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), and her uncle, Ian S. Ardern, is a general authority in the church.[23][24]
>>541936629More like HAKA TUAH!
>>541944562Oh fuck the Tanui wars everyone? Who could forget the Tanuiaua wars? Holy shit those wars were so fucking based the Tanuiauahjuansin waaaaarsssHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF
>>541939489It's not a maori tradition it's an all blacks tradition. People do it because the all blacks did it and the all blacks were dominant for so long and were so extremely popular in NZ that its been imprinted on pretty much everyone between the ages of 25 and 40.The all blacks suck now and are losing popularity so because of that I expect the haka will lose popularity too
>>541948282They are dismantling the special rights for maori and islanders.Probably to appease china but its still better than being denied medical care because 500 fat boongas are ahead of you
>>541960677This right wing government just made my path to residency much easier lmao. I know a Indian guy who just submitted the application a few days ago because of the rule changes. He previously made the application like 5 times, all rejected. Nice "right" wing government lmao
>>541936629Yeah waiting for these dickheads to finish their larp dance just wastes time in sports games.
>>541940367Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? All the woke shit is still here and we're set to have the worst shitshow of a leftist government ever based on current trends.
>>541936629endorsed
>>541962740Larp dance lul.Yeah you are le shitposter i hope a huntsman spider puts up a web in your asshole.
>>541959629The best thing a White person can do right now is leave the country and hope for the best. To where, I don't know. I'm moving across the Tasman to a remote township.
>>541963207And i also hope you mistake your houseshoes for a crocodile.
I dunno at least they are attempting to maintain their culture. They cant be any worse than the chugs of North America who do literally nothing but vacuum free gibs and spend every penny on cheap booze
>>541949605New Zealand is worse than Germany in some respects. We're a lot poorer for one. In the 1950's we were one of the richest countries per-capita in the world. We're now poorer than West Virginia - the poorest U.S. state.
>>541944831Faggot schizophrenic white boy rants and calls people celebrating their culture faggots. L
Anglo invade a country, refuse to breed with the local population to have an actual real claim to the territory. Talk shit about them constantly and call them names openly. Wonder why the world thinks they are scum.
>>541936862Give them a case of whisky, and watch their civilisation eat itself.
>>541963328The problem is most of their "culture" was made up in the last fifty years Maori were more or less assimilated before the electric jew reached here and they started we wuzing
>>541963328Slave goyim white boy on day 153,300 of special guilt trip native men into working operation Grow up faggot nobody has to work anymore
>>541963700>Grow up faggot nobody has to work anymoreThe crystal ball says so too.
I have zero sympathy for maori eventually getting their gibs taken away when the jeet/chink vote reaches critical mass. Their politicians were always more than happy to celebrate whites declining as a % or allying with open border green parties in a coalition
>>541941703lol'd hard at this
>>541958966>>541959543>>541959591>>541959619>>541959816>pot calling the kettle black
Despite the best attempts at salting the land and killing it
>>541936629The chinese wouldn't do thatLook at Samoa, like half the island are of Chinese descent because just fucked the women instead. and they still have the exact same culture.
>>541963328It's an annoyance and they come here and do the fucking throat slit gesture, in OUR backyard? Before rugby games? it's highly fucking disrespectful and because they're ALL BLACK s the team isn't allowed to react you just have to stand there and take it from them. Nah fuck the haka. KAMATE KAMATE WE BUY THE REF. Faggots. I fucking hate New Zealand more than any fucking jew I promise you.
>>541963904Excuse me? What the fuck are you talking about asshole? Springboks don't do a fucking Haka do we you piece of shit. Canada sucks at rugby. Shut your dumb fucking stupid mouth.
>>541964024Lmao
>>541964125Your country is only 8% white KEK
>>541936629Haka IS cool
>>541964187Oh Canada or should I say India 2.0? LMAO you're getting taken over by INDIA hahahaha!
>>541964239>ooga booga ooga booga ooga boogaGo back to your hut Mwbebe
>>541964276Stick some maple syrup up your asshole Rajesh then maybe your uncles cock will taste better
>>541940367You gave up your semi autos. You’re not to be taken seriously
>>541958936i agreeThis shows just how brainwashed citizens are, but at the same time, you see what has been cooked up for us in our own homelands for the years to come.
>>541964212Let me guess. This is also cool for you.
That’s demonic possession btw
>>541936629Besides drunken fights and a permanent chip on shoulder so the Maori actually do anything wrong? They strike me as US feathers niggers. Just stick to themselves.
>>541944853The NGO usaid type paydays was the payoff for loyalty. There is a bunch of WEF ex-politicians who did this.
>>541944853The craziest part of her re-election campaign was>are you pregnant>>omg you cant ask me that how rude>ok but if you were pregnant you couldnt be prime minister for a decent chunk of your first year in office>>omg how rude pregnancy has nothing to do with how capable a woman is>well its an extremely stressful and time consuming job surely you wouldnt just take a week off to pop a kid out and then immediately go back to work>>maybe, stop asking questions about itTurns out she was four months pregnant and had no intention to remain prime minister
>>541965626Main question is, who stooped so low as to impregnate such and ugly women.
>>541964024they are called ALL BLACKS because their uniform is all black to show the silver fern (symbol of NZ), now everyone think it's because they're all coconut niggers
>>541965731Some faggot dj
The Janet Dickson story is insane. Failed state shit.
>>541949923still more cultured than amerimutts with their nog tranny worship
>>541936629>seething over a danceMaori 1Chuds nil
>>541936629They're all cannibals and just come over here to take euro money and send it back to lotr land
>>541936629white women love this dance though
>>541936629England wasnt intimidated by it, they colonised them regardless. That's the result of high IQ whites encountering savages. The only difference now is, those same whites decided to fuck their own over rather than others.
>>541966558Yeah, we know. Young white women love all sorts of gay and retarded shit.
>>541965830All of their knees look like little tiny jews.
>>541966558Because that's what they look like on the inside
>>541939580yeah it is cringe at the rugby how the other team is expected to watch new zealand do their little shouty dance and be all "wow, those middle class professional athletes are so scary, it is im portant we respect the culture including the 8 white guys doing something which isn't even theirs"
>>541936629>dance hurts my feelingsThis generation will never know how based cool and good NZ used to be
>>541936629I call this the 'Poop Flinging Dance.'
>>541963443It was like four or five sentences, hardly a "rant," and pertinent to the topic at hand, you dumb American nigger. I've got some news for you, not all cultures are worth celebrating. In fact, most aren't. If you have such antipathy for white boys there are entire regions of the world full of dumb, ugly, smelly brown retards like you where you can go and never have to see another white person again. Go on, make haste, faggot.
>>541936629ITT: deracinated chuds cry about other cultures
>>541936862>What would you do?Kill them all and burn their entire island to the ground.
