If you don't know how to- Read- Write- Do math- Swim- Ski- Play guitarThen sorry but you're not white
>>541946578I don't know how to Ski. I'm not rich enough to have ever gone on a ski vacation.
>>541947378same. don't have many options to ski over here.
>>541947378Same I would kill it with some rollerblades at the roller rink when I was a kid though
>>541947378I'm not gay enough to ski.
>>541948322Bullshit, mexico is the #1 destination to rail the slopes.
>>541946578Skating is more important than skiing lmao
gimme more lists. i need more lists. like>you might be a redneck, ifbut for racism
>>541949275Nah I'm pretty sure Thailand is the #1 destination to rail slopes
>>541946578Pretty sure a higher percentage of Asians do those things compared to whites.
>>541946578I'm sorry, OP, but I just don't like any "sport" that requires me to immobilize my ankles.Also, guitar? Really? Guitar is an "also" instrument, not an exclusive.
>>541946578guitar is a low class peasant instrument. Notice when you think of a famous guitar player, it's some tattoo covered freak, drug addict or suicide, or someone that hangs out with tattoo covered drug addicts?
>>541946578If you’re not a trained classical pianist you’re not white. If you have never attended an opera you are not white. If you have never hastily eaten an ortolan like a famished imp with a cloth draped over your head to hide the shame you are not white. If you have never looked at your cousins feet and had perverse thoughts you are not white. If you do not regularly change your brake pads you are not white.
>>541946578>Play guitarI can make nice sounds with guitar, but think that learning notes is for gays and women
>>541949513Nice.
>>541949773This.
>>541949513
I suck at guitar, but I can play drums, sax and trumpet. I've got break out the sax... been awhile.
>>541946578>White plebs tier is converting classical songs to metal on guitarhttps://youtu.be/57Ourwy0OlU>Exalted Aryan tier us converting heavy metal to piano classicalhttps://youtu.be/PEkiauicQA4
>>541946578>If you don't know how to>- ReadSure, this is a pretty low barrier here. >- WriteElementary school stuff, >- Do mathSure. >- SwimEver since I was 5 I could swim. >- SkiYup, down hill, cross country. Whatever. >- Play guitarNah, I never got into strings. I am more of a brass person. >Then sorry but you're not whiteI'm about 60% white. the rest is some sort of first nations tribe.
>>541948322You were never in the contest.
>>541949698A good guitar costs at least a grand brand new. A good amp? another grand. Pedalboard? multiple thousand dollars, low class people cannot afford them, and have not ever been able to afford them. It is prohibitively expensive, unless you buy a knockoff strat or a shitty acoustic.
>>541952576Literally none of this is true unless you're some fart-huffing boomer gear snob.>$200 quality Chinesium guitar>$150 digital practice amp>$250 chinese digital FX unit / amp simulatorCan make literally any tone from any record you've ever heard with that kit. Fuck off.
woah I don't play guitar does this chart mean you can play middle c on 3 different strings?
>>541952732You don't even know how check frets in the pawn shop nigger. $200 chinese guitar to play what? Some shit that goes out of tune in 10 minutes and makes wierd sounds when you bend because you can't polish your frets, and chinks didn't do it for you?
>>541952785I think you can play middle C on five strings. This is a reason why most guitarists prefer tabs.
>>541952732>"My amp simulator knows how to adjust my pickup height, so I can get clean harmonics with minimal distortion.">"My shitty passive chinese pickups can sound like Seymour Duncan Blackouts!"
>>541946578>- ReadCheck>- WriteCheck>- Do mathCheck>- SwimCheck>- SkiCheck>- Play guitarFuck, im a drummer.
>>541946578>- Play guitarIf you can't out rock old man Gilmour,Then sorry,You're not white.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiXNIjGX1hY
>>541953144>Fuck, im a drummer.
>>541946578Can't play guitar for shit because I got clubby ass fingers that make single string isolation essentially impossible. Been meaning to give classical guitar a shot because the spacing is supposedly wider.
>>541952732>digital
>>541953250>Been meaning to give classical guitar a shot because the spacing is supposedly wider.Yeah, classical guitars have a wider nut.
>>541952924Spare me, you fucking boomer. Chinese luthiers do great setup jobs. I do my own setups and my last chinese guitar came out of the box with frets perfectly leveled and crowned.>goes out of tuneWhat is with this cope? I've literally never had a guitar that couldn't hold its tune.The tuning machines, bridges, and other hardware on my Chinese guitars are all perfect.Most of them have locking tuners as well.>>541953051More boomer cope lmao.Twenny bucks you couldn't tell brand name pickups from cheap ones if your dick depended on it.
>>541953237My skin is darkening as we speak
>>541953385>audible active pickup buzz>"My amp modeler can make that sound like anything! I swear!"
>>541953385Where's the presence dial on the chinese practice amp?
>>541953478passive pickup buzz*
>>541953519>run amp simulator on the ARM chip in the modeling pedal>simulates whatever obscure parameters Mesa Boogie or whoever dreamed upgee, that was hard>>541953478>make two second fix thanks to a tip on the internet>have active pickup guitar for $185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzZJyXQXOfo
>>541953728Do you know why the guy you linked forces all bands who use his studio to record on a schecter hellraiser if they don't have good gear or try to argue with him about it?
>>541953714Like I said, all of the Chinese guitars I've ever bought have been either great out of the box, or needed a minimal tweak to be great.By all means, spend 3 grand on a Gibson if it gets your willy hard.But stop telling people they can't play guitar unless they buy overpriced name brand crap.You faggots are scaring the hoes.
>>541947378Just slide down a hill nigga
>>541953873>gibsonShow me the shitty chinese 7-string guitar with a compound fret radius and a low-profile floyd.
>>541953940Pro-tip... for something super specific like that, you can actually contact Chinese guitar shops via eBay and have them make you something custom.I got a new neck with stainless frets for my tele this way. 90 bucks.Here's the closest I could find. Looks okay although the radius isn't listed.https://chinese-guitars.com/products/7-string-esp-style-guitar
>>541954386I wouldn't do that out of principle. They should import tax those guitars so that they are more expensive than domestic or european manufacturers.
>>541954386It's also a copyright violation to use those guitars publically. Manufacturers have sued people in the past for using guitars that violate their trademarks, like the one you listed which 1:1 copies esp's headstock, which is illegal.
>>541954786>>541954700>You wouldn't download a car
>>541954786its even worse than I thought
>>541954863No, if you use a counterfeit guitar publically, you are advertising for the counterfeiters, and the the owner of the violated trademark has every right to sue you if they can't sue the counterfeiter because they are chinese.
>>541947378SameI know how to do everything else though
>>541954966So don't get one with the logo.I know fender is throwing a little tantrum claiming that their magical body shapes are copyright-able, but we'll see if the courts hold that nonsense up.If it's upheld, then clearly a lot of European and American made brands will be hurt as well, not just Chinese knockoff shops.
>>541954966That's not how that actually works. They have to use the thing "in commerce" for trademark infringement. If you're not selling guitars or making guitars it's not illegal to own or show off a counterfeit guitar. Importing counterfeit guitars might get you in trouble with Customs. YMMV. But for personal use it's completely fine. The customs shit isn't a criminal offense usually and you won't get sued. It's just the risk they seize it.
>>541955191Fender body-shapes would be IP if they were actually fender IP, but they let leo fender make the same body shapes for a different company. Headstocks are IP, though. The guitar has the esp logo, which doesn't send people to the specific chinese shop who made the knockoff, so it is a customs issue, like >>541955345 says. Otherwise, there could be demonstrable damages. It's still flagrantly immoral.
>>541946578How does this make me white tho?
>>541955767Finns are hapas
>>541952576you can start off with some pretty cheap shit now days. you probably not dropping money on a good guitar or amp until you have been playing for awhile. depends how much you practice. my cheapest guitar cost $3,000 though since im a sob
>>541952576Well, pickups can be beneficial in some cases but as long it's a humbuckerI just use an audio interface and build a tone chain in reaper, it comes with a JCM800 70's Marshall cab simBit of hair pulling and some eq magic>Can make literally any tone from any recordSomething like a FractalFX or Kemper profiles can do that then route into a 10W blackstar amp, then out to mixer and PA>>541953051Yeah it's called turning the gain knob down and using DI box>>541953728>simulates whatever obscure parameters Mesa Boogie or whoever dreamed upLmao what the fuck bro it's easy to make your own impulses, people do it all the time>>541953837Top kek, always use the studio axe. A good studio generally has many, and all of them are better than the ones you bring. The only caveat is if you're literally buckethead and already have the old gibson or whatever it is and just rip this piss out of it any nobody argues otherwise. Also don't be offended if they secretly dub the bass track overnight, it's just how it is
>>541946578I like how reading and writing has to be mentioned at all because of falling literacy rates. Completely mind boggling
>>541956356And some people can "read and write" but at an elementary school level.
>>541956295>instead of having 3 steps in my signal chain I need a laptop "to make whatever sound I want" instead of the sound I need with the gear I have.I'd rather do less shit on a computer and just hear shit coming out of a speaker unless I need to record it.
>>541947378I find it hilarious that I've been cross country skiing in Australia while some kraut has never done this despite being in a country where it snows during winter lol
>>541957215Anon, what state/area in Australia has opportunity for cross country skiing?
>>541956356it amazes me that people can be that dumb even if they are black
>>541957178>I'd rather do less shit on a computer and just hear shit coming out of a speaker unless I need to record itMost serious people use either studio monitors or reference headphones and eq the album to sound good in the carFor me, it's an Rg75 Randall semi open back, straight into the pussy no pedals or rubbers or nothin'
>>541956167cheap shit =/= good shitI started playing on a first act. It wasn't a good guitar, and learning to play on a better quality guitar would be a much more pleasant experience.>>541956295Like, generally, I would rather buy hardware than DAW plugins. I can't play guitar anymore because I lost my gear in another state after some severe bullshit, and don't have the money to recoup. So, I'm making electronic music on my computer, now.>>541957531That's an album, though.
>>541952576>A good guitar costs at least a grand brand new. A good amp? another grand. Pedalboard? multiple thousand dollarsYou don't need any of that stuff to learn. If you're failing to learn guitar and you think it's because your gear isn't good enough then you're just coping. It's okay if you spend 5 years saving up for that stuff because you're not even going to be experienced enough for it to matter before then.
>>541947378You are not missing anything unless you go to the alps on the regular.
>>541946578Guitar? How sad that you need training wheels (frets). Try playing a real string instrument.
>>541947378skiing is gay
>>541957807>if you're failing to learn guitar and you think it's because your gear isn't good enough then you're just copingThat's not entirely true, I had guitars that were bad enough that nothing you played on them sounded good and it's hard to get inspired when even just a basic e-standard chord sounds like ass.The axe doesn't have to be expensive, but it *does* need to be set up properly otherwise it's like trying to walk into the wind, everything just harder than it needs to be.>So, I'm making electronic music on my computer, nowI was considering that for a bit, that's cool though. Is it any harder than learning an instrument?
>>541947378Just pizza when you gotta pizza and French fry when you gotta french fry.
>>541955989Yes, and how does it make me white?
>>541946578play guitar == gypsy as fuck.
>>541946578DABF#GDGA
>>541951942>brass person.put it on the list
>>541946578my fingers are too fat to play a stringed instrument. people who play instruments usually have longer fingers. my hands are square
>>541952576Quit whining, you utter failure of a pilpul jew.A PRS SE will cost about $500.A Line 6 HD500X will be under $100.That's $600 for a great guitar and a great-sounding pedalboard with a bunch of amp sims.Go suck somewhere else, you demoralization faggot.
>>541962349Joe Walsh isn't playing an SE, why lie?
