this is what i mean by americans embarrass the rest of the world. This hoe is casually getting mad over a sweet 30 years ago? Shes fat as fuck. The dude did you a favor by eating it. Kill yourself
>>541950937>piece of shit 30yo incel steals cake topper from happy coupleYeah, I'd be upset too. Fuck that NEETnigger.
>>541951062then get a new one? holy fuck are you so fat and high off the dopamine from sugar that you have to whine about it 30 years later?
>>541950937Kill yourself faggot someone stole my wedding cake topper 10 years ago and I’ll never get over it. Know why? I PAID FOR IT. We were gonna have it on our one year anniversary but no some fat greedy fuck (the kind you’re ironically siding with) STOLE IT AND ATE IT LIKE A JUNKIE FIEND.
>>541950937This, but my foreskin.
>>541951114I don't give a fuck fat faggot american. Your weight costs elevator engineers and taxpayers millions per year just to make sure you don't fall straight to abyss
>>541950937I don't think a cake would taste good after being in a fridge for a year. It's a nice idea I guess
>>541951170Why even bother with the vpn you seething little slaveperson. Heavy on the slave light on the person ofc.
>>541951114i promise you this obese woman probably has eaten akin to what1 village in eastern europe eats. She's a parasite on the planet and contributes nothing. Probably cheats on her husband too
kek this has to be the most brain rotted and retarded things I have ever read
>>541951258You're a gluttonous american pig that wants to eat everything insight and stink up the rest of the world and embarass everyone. You care so much you probably get mad at cockroaches slurping up the turley fat you whipe off from your fucking plate you swarmy greedy little jew fag
politics?
>>541951337americans are fat and stupid theres your politics
>>541951114wtf is a cake topper anyway? Isn't it just some decoration on top of the cake? Why would you eat that?
>>541950937You can also tell a women wrote this from the rambling mention of the pastor. Completely irrelevant.>>541951337The cake is lie. Therefore cake is political. Q.E.D.
>>541951113>he thinks you can get a topper ezpz on the day of a weddingSeething incel confirmed
the special snack thing is a lie, only to give it emotional weight
>>541951495It’s the top tier of a tiered wedding cake. It’s tradition to save it and freeze it until your first anniversary
>4chan /pol/: reddit thread discussions
>>541951278Why are eastern euros so fucking poor
>>541951170>fat amerikike calls others fathaving a meltie already?>>541951234They said freezing it and it's a wedding cake topper so it's basically made of fondant, gumpaste, and maybe some marzipan. It won't be amazing, but if you deep freeze sugar it'll be fine in a year.
>>541951495The topmost tier and figurines are saved by the couple. The rest gets eaten the night of.
>>541950937awww did baby get banned from redit and have to come here to give his shit opinion.
>>541951755Here comes the fat poor person with glasses to try and bluff that reddit isn't for faggots.
Wow what a great use of catalog space. Shame on all of you for bumping this insult to slide threads.
>>541951495>>541951725The nuance is that sometimes it's an actual statuette made of metal/ceramic and other time it's made of sugar.But yes, it's supposed to represent the couple so in America that means...
>>541950937>cake topperit's just a separate smaller cake?The pimp BiZkiT of cakes?I thought it was those little gay Barbie dudes they put on top.
>>541951113it's SPECIAL!!!! REEEEEI just read that sentimentality is the same thing as evil. I didn't get into the details but it's from a scientist. I believe it.watch out guys! (no foolin)
>>541950937Family of fat cunts.
>>541951755So, about that. Its actually reddit themselves.Reddit has an automated system that automatically tags threads that hit certain reply benchmarks, and then goes around reposting them around the rest of the internet wherever reddit admins think they can pull an existing audience from that site to reddit. You can always tell when reddit does it because they always crop out the username of the person who posted the thread, which they have to do for legal reasons because they can use the content you publically posted on reddit to advertise their website but they cant use specific user information without permission.
>>541951170>costsnothing costs anything. don't you get it? with MMT (Magic Meme Money) all debt is now profit. nothing is debt anymore.those elevator dudes get PAID to waste time and resources. everything is PAID not cost. no cost only PAID.you get PAID to spray atrazine, get paid to add folic acid to kids cereal to block the uptake of folate, get PAID to administer lifelong chronic health treatment, get PAID to charge insurance, get PAID to cheat the insurance payout, get PAID to cook the books.it literally doesn't matter what angle you take there is no cost, only PAID. thanks to the miracle of MMT, (miracle money theory)
>>541951170>>541952480literally can't go tits up (we got PAID to chop our tits off.)(after getting PAID to implant fake ones.)literally can't go wrong.
>>541952353no one here would go the link that is never posted so why bother
>>541952039nah that bitch is pointing to a secondary cake. she ordered two cakes
>>541952575>dumb tranny has never been to a wedding and doesn't know wedding cakes come in layers
>>541950937Reddit is usually full of antisocial lunatics but this is a valid grudge
>>541950937>The dude did you a favor by eating it. Kill yourselfAre you the cousin?Taking someone else's things, is called stealing. Taking something that has sentimental value, is called being an ass. Hiding it like a pussy, for 30 years, makes you a faggot. And you Chuds in here say that it's women who never want to be held accountable.
>>541952922Theres no value in being a fat pig, your shit country and this shit land is literally just stolen indigenous land. What now bitch? Guess you don't want any of the real owners of things to come back now do you right? Oh but its fine if the fat american who benefits from imeperialism is mad
>>541951584They had a whole year to get another one This whole thread is pointless and retarded
>>541952682FHERES LITRRALLY A FUCKING PICTURE OF IT. is it this? >>541951725or this? >>541952039NO! it's fucking this >>541950937she ordered a backup cake for her cake.layer cakes are for fancy sophisticated popular people not fat lonely hillbillies that just want two cakes.
