Breaking: US is cooked, Canada already landed a fatal blow. Americans are gonna have to wipe their asses with their hands like Indians now.
>>541951139this confuses and angers the Americano...
i already do wipe under running water in the tub when necessary, much cleaner than any other system anyway. why the fuck did we evolve to have such nasty runny shits instead of odorless dust/pearls like rabbits and deer etc
big bidet predicted this
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>>541951139If you don't wash even after wiping you are a shitworlder subhuman.
>>541952486most animals don't have butt cheeks, their butthole is right on the outside. even chimps have basically a prolapse. it also doesn't help that we eat nasty processed slop while they mostly just eat plants or raw meat. but it's not like animals don't get their asshole caked in shit, it's just that other animals don't necessarily find it offensive like humans do.
>>541952783Wafflestomp, yes
Showershitters stay winning
>>541952486Eat meat and pinch off clean. All the goy fiber you eat is unnatural.
>>541951139Pajeets will prosper during these shitty times.
Oh no, they'll have to get bidets and save money instead...Meanwhile, it'll act as a decent excuse for US to tell Michigan to keep Line 5 down so my country gets extra fucked on the east coast.
>>541951139OMG not the high tech impossible to substitute or recreate product of Canadian toilet paper, who else in the world could possibly have the technology besides the futuristic sci fi country of Canada? We're doomed!
