while the west cant even settle on definition of gender, the OG arayans are carrying on the torch of the great immortality project
I accidentally drank about 100 drops of mercury as a child. Nothing bad happened to me.
>>541958750How?
>>541958750>t.retarded adult in a group home
>>541958844>be 10>go to yard sale with mom>yard sale guy is retired scientist>mom: "ohhh what is this bottle of stuff? is it safe for my kids to play with?">yard sale guy "yes" (he must have been a fucking psychopath or he knew something we dont)>mom buys it>lets me and my bro play with a quart jar of pure lab grade mercury for a week, in which i ingest about 10 drops of on accident>someone tells mom "you know, that stuff is very dangerous and toxic">mom freaks out and tells us to pour it down the toilet (into the public water supply)this was 30 years ago so dont be coming to me lol. i'll just claim its an online LARP
>>541959278it probably lowered your IQ by 5-10 points
>>541959278How much of your mother's retardation do you think you inherited?
>>541958750Must have been gallium, or you would be dead.
>>541959489that's actually possible. the person who told us it is mercury was not present at the yard sale. and i do not know if the scientist said what it was since i wasn't listening at all and was a dumb kid
>>541959489however there is a conspiracy theory that you can drink some liquid mercury and not be significantly harmed in one dose. and they did used to consume mercury to treat syphillus. of course it did eventually fuck you up just not in one dose. supposedly it is mercury vapors that harm you. i don't know shit about it overall
>>541959625For syphilis they used mercury salts mixed with other stuff internally, only externally (on the skin) they used pure liquid metal as far as I know.
the secret to immortality is in dimethylmercury.tell every pajeet you know.
>>541963504Ancient Celto-Aryan Pvgvn secret recipe. Every family has one.
>>541958692They are extracting gold from the clay. It's done in parts of SEA where sediment has a high gold content. So it's a diving operation down a very deep hole just big enough for a child to mine the clay. Mercury is mixed in the clay and mulled then strained like in the video.
>>541963504>1st rule of the fight club15 uhr Bolzplatz
>>541963504I heard it also improves your caste status and izzat
>>541965109>>541965041>>541963934>>541963584
>>541958692>Very auspicious shiny drink saar!>Very good for you!>Live for ever saar!
>>541958750Pure mercury is relatively safe because it doesn't dissolve in water or fat. It's like asbestos where you have to be exposed to it for years before you start to notice the effects.
>>541959278>>541958750Shit that never happened.
>>541959278Is your nose large like Frank Zappa?
>>541958750You're a 4channer.
>>541958750>>541965363It is mercury vapour which is harmful. As well with asbestos it is asbestos colloids in air which are harmful.
>>541958692Looks like my jizz drizzling onto a jeeta face after she milks me for 1000 yen
>>541958692If you combine that mercury with two ethyl groups, it adds potency
>>541959278It really won't do you any harm. Swallowing mercury is inadvisable but far less dangerous than breathing in the vapourPouring it down the toilet is a terrible idea. It's probably still sitting in the S-bend of your mom's toilet.
>>541965461yeah why? probably larger than Frank Zappa.
>>541962160Correct, but even in the mid 18th century is was increasingly considered harmful bullshit.
>>541965581He played with mercury as a child. Look it up. It's what ultimately killed him.
>>541962160>For syphilis they used mercury salts mixed with other stuff internally,Is there any benefit to this whatsoever?
Yes India invented Cold Food Powder and airplanes and religion!! Damn white people!!!
>>541965885It makes it less lethal and modulates absorption so it wasn't a totally retarded idea.
>>541959278didn't do anything to you if it was "lab grade", the clear liquid(as in water, not as in liquid metal) mercury is what will kill you in months.
>>541958692This should be the most popular drink in india
>>541958750Anon why are you typing gibberish? Are you okay?
>>541965501It can be absorbed into the bloodstream through wounds but I can't imagine somebody dipping a cut up hand in a glass of mercury for long.
>>541963504It’s hard to obtain dimethylmercury but definitely worth it.
>>541958750>gets a painful erection at 100F without failSure buddy
>>541971409This is a glittering jewel in a bucket of gravel.
>>541971530It's the only noteworthy thing I'll do this year
>>541958750Did you Crack open a thermometer?
>>541965885>Oldfags now remember the Colloidal Silver Gnome
>>541971836Care to remind me? It rings a bell but I can't place it. You don't mean that dude who took a shitload of silver and turned blue then hung out with the Blue Man Group and died, right?
>>541958692u know theyre dead right?
>>541972138Yeah Indigo Gimli
>>541958692am Gen X and when I was a kid we played finger football with drops of mercury from broken thermometers
>>541973320Is that how you managed to decrease your IQ below 70 points?
>>541973389my IQ is higher than that of an analbanian toilet cleaner in Schweiz
>>541972433>touching metallic mercury with your hands kills you
>>541963504They don't care about immortality.Tell them it turns you white and it comes out of a cow's ass.
>>541963504You know you can get v& for exposing elite secrets like that on here?Lord have mercy on your soul.
>>541973436Pajeets never wash their hands and surely ate some nice bowls of gaumutra curry (with their hands) after playing little alchimist with mercury for hours.
You can drink as much metallic mercury as you want. It won’t get absorbed, it won’t kill you
>>541974140It would still be okay. Almost all of it just slides off anyways. It's the vapors that are a big deal. Elemental mercury is barely absorbed by the human body. Now mercury from say fish is a different story.
>>541958692are they mixing mercury with cow shit?
>>541958750liquid mercury is not the problem. they used it in medieval times against constipation, which probably wasn't a good idea, but also didn't kill people.what's dangerous are the vapors, or the organic compounds and inorganic salts.if you consume liquid mercury you just shit it out again and that was it for the most part.
>>541958750You are posting here with all us misfits so i'm really sorry anon
>>541958692FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN
If you have any non-gold/silver dental fillings you are being exposed to mercury every moment
>>541959278Cap, it would still be in your toilet stuck in the ptrap
