POV: You are a sailor after a 9 month deployment and wake up after blacking out after port call
She's actually built like a midget wtf??
>>541976956This. I genuinely dont know if she is normal height or a literal 1.4m hobbit.
I look like that
>>541976893I am just glad my Filipina is 100 pounds and 5'2''.
>>541976893I bet she is Chad only fucking bitch.
>>541976956She's a pro bicyclist or swimmer or some shit. Her quads look like they could power a 5kw generator.
>>541976956Asians have the lowest hips, blacks have the highest. I don't know why.
>>541977069>I bet she is Chad only fucking bitch.
>>541976893>>541977031Tiny. She can barely reach the sink
>>541976956>>541977031I think its just her overbuilt legs and underbuilt upper body making it appear that way.
>>541976893Apparently they were banned from the red light district and had a curfew. I'm sure a few managed to find some tranny cock though and made it back home by 2am or whatever their deadline was
Jay-sus, shitskins are horrid...>dai kgntow! Ack ming ping GOWWWW!
>>541977142Yeah no those legs and ass are better than body builders, bitch has taken peds and trained hard
>>541976893where's her dick? did I get scammed?
>>541977089>pro bicyclist or swimmerNot carting that lard trunk around she isn't... Those are endurance sports.
>>541977151The funnier part is that this is the first major naval deployment since Thailand legalized weed so the entire goddamn boat is gonna piss hot for three weeks.
>>541977137Looks like she’s around 5’2” or so
>>541976893Can I put a bag over her face
>>541977137perfect height
>>541977053Wife's filipina-latina mixed, 4'9", 96 lbs. Had people think I'm kissing a preteen when they see us from behind. Honestly gets kinda funny when they try to apologize or make excuses when she turns around, obviously not a kid.
>>541976893Little bit sore but its okay
>>541977363>when the navy can keep ships stocked with piss tests but no actual plumbing for pissing
>>541976893I bet that Ladyboy got a horse cock
>>541976956>Short legs, down syndrome face, strange waist and tummy.That's what make white men go crazy and destroy their gene pool. kek
>>541977481They will give you a bad one
>>541976956That happens when you skip upper body in the gym
>>541977119Yeah. The long torso/ short legs ratio on chinks always creeped me out. That, and the fact that you can still see both of their eyes while looking at them sideways. Idk how yellow fever fags can do it. They look like creepy aliens to me
>>541977435I just started dating a Mexican girl the same size. I’m curious how soon I’m going to have to deal with the same shit.
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>>541976893dam that is a beautiful goddess body on that girl!
>>541977504Priorities, son. Priorities.
>>541977777checkedshe's built perfectly for high heels
>>541977363Actually they recriminalized recreational and only medical is approved. I just looked it up. Didn't they give motherfuckers death sentences back in the day for that shit wasn't there a movie with Sean Penn or something where they caught him with a couple ounces of hash and then they hung him? I can't remember
>>541976893Soooo....none of you have ever seen a ladyboy hooker before?
>>541977749ThisNotice the tranny is putting applying shaving cream in the OP vid
>>541976893This is why Mexican people exist.
