New Conspiracy Theory was just invented.
>>541989897Maduro is a saggitarius, that's definitely something they would do
>>541989897I can believe it considering how awful they've been doing with Iran.
>>541989897Not new. I thought about this right after it happened.
>>541990106After the Iran disaster, there is no doubt Venezuela was staged.
>>541989897They left his VP in charge and didn't kill her. And her brother is Speaker or some shit. If Mauduro isn't in on it, they sure as fuck were. No other possible reason to fully cuck to Rubio of all people, lol. >Yes Viceroy Rubio you can steal all our people's oil for free and put it in Daddy's strategic reserve he tapped out because he made a boo boo and started a war in Iran for Israel that isn't going well. I'm sure the Venezuelan people won't mind!
>>541989897That was obvious from the jump
>>541990041Do saggitarii kill their cubs?
>shitskins got raped so fast and hard that they literally cant believe it
>>541990655they're gonna force Exxon to pay to fix their oil industry for them.the brownoids won.
fun fact: Maduro is seen smiling on pics taken recently
>>541989897It’s not new, retard. Anons were saying this was the case in the happening thread. >1pbtid Xcrement thread
>>541990655>Afghanistan>VietnamFuck off.
>>541989897thats not knew.. we said it the same day it happened he asked for a flight out an make it look legit. Fucking new people.
>>541989897What about all those Venezuelan soldiers who got brought home in.boxes?
>>541993340The us only stayed in Afghanistan to promote bacha bazi and traffic children, there was no win condition
