Is Austria basically a German colony in the Balkans?
>>541993463Murican here. I've never taken the time to fully understand the Balkans or even their exact geographic location. It's always been a "ugh, that area" kind of vibe.
>>541993463>In the Balkans Don't call a Czech or Slovenian a Balkan, they're not gonna leave you in one piece.
>>541993736The Balkans are the OG irl version of whole "degenerated peons squatting in the ruins of former glory" thing from scifi.They USED to be the surviving remnant of the Roman empire, holding out for a thousand years longer. Then their intellectuals brought their knowledge to the European heartland and everyone else just deteriorated.Basically imagine if the artists and techies of California all went to Ireland and left only the spics, junkies and niggers behind.That's the Balkans.But by GOD do they love to tell you they wuz kangz.
>>541993463nah austrians generally steal and backstab the germans pretty much on every occasion, they are envious of the germans but at the same time act as if they were better than them, kind of fucked up the only cool asutrian person was falco
>>541993463It's the other way around. Austria is Balkan-colony in Germany
>>541993736most of them over there are turkish rapebabies anyways turks are a real problem historically and the jewnited states of goymerica have basically lifted them up and implanted them into the heart of europe
>>541994493But by God can they grill meats and make good savory pastries.
>>541993736kind of like the east bay, i’m talking about you san leandro
>>541994773You know what the real problem is?Poor whites, they love around life like they are fucking royalty and the military industrial complex can't stop their entitlement
I lived in Vienna 1 year and I loved the fact people were even more autistic and grumpy than me, made me feel normal. Generally speaking, it is pretty high class compared to Italy, not Vienna but rest of the country is
>>541994493You shit eating barbarians need to check your hubris.
>>541993463Austria was the boss Germans for 500 years. They just refuse to call themselves German after WW2 due to an Austrian painter.
>>541993463bavaria is an austrian colony in germany
Why are post-WW2 German style buildings so insufferably hideous? I don't think anything else comes close in terms of sheer soullessness. Looking at them is like being punched in the teeth.Are (((they))) to blame for this?
I've been to both. The Balkans have a more "scamming is ok" attitude that doesn't exist amongst ethnic Austrians. If the land was originally Balkan than whatever but the two people's are vastly different.
Austria and germany are the same thing
>>541994972they were banned from it specific
>>541993463From my experience austrian girls are hot and skinny and german girls are fat and annoying
>>541994493Simply most of the balkans was under an agrarian boyfucking backwards empire for hundreds of years that made it impossible to have something nice
>>541993463The Balkans have a thing called "culture" dated back to the Greek and Roman times, Austria on the other hand...
>>541994901move to South Tyrol>German languagelearn it
>>541994887thats bullshit and you know it they could just hire them but they dont because they want to push them into precarious conditions aka modern slavery with the only alternatives being anheroing or beciming a criminal which both will be to the benefit of the machine so please spare me with this dunning kruger brainfarts of yours
>>541995073ain't that the fuck truth
>>541995073I don't believe that at all. Mountain people are fatter.
>>541993463styria and carithia are slavs that speak german>>541995624dark austria
>>541995624most Austrians don't live in the mountains which is why it's shaped like a chicken drumstick
>>541993463>Austria>Balkansshit bait
>balkansNah. We are central european. Id argue it doesnt get more central than us. We are inbetween north and south, we are between west and east.Also while austria has large subgroups such as germans or slavs the majority is still austrian.And the balkans are genetically all slav so we arent part of them
>>541993463i went to austria. had great balkan and turkish food there
>>541993463Austria is not in the Balkans. Austria is basically a Temu Germany with long honored tradition in corruption. They are useless pieces of shit and thankfully being removed by shitskin invaders they invited themselves.
>>541998833>being removed by shitskin invaders they invited themselvesUnfortunately true. My area in Vienna is now full with arabs, pajeets and other third-world-biomass
>>541998966>Vienna get out buddy.Dann können sich die ganzen Slavn und braunen dort auf die Fresse haun. Die ziehn ja alle nach Wern aus ieinem Grund
>>541995083This
>>541993463No, we own that bitch
>>541993463Austria is Europe.
>>542000735Bosnia lower than Turkey?
>>541993463something like that, yes