>Two senior Reform UK officials step down after undercover reporthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86xj5z7x61o>Met chief stunned by the release of serial criminals: Scotland Yard boss warns violent crime will rise as serious knife and firearm offenders are bailed 'again and again'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16103915/Met-chief-stunned-release-serial-criminals-Scotland-Yard.html>Brits told to 'stock up' and be 'resilient' ahead of extreme 'El Nino' weather eventhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2245372/brits-issued-warning-stock-up>Milei: Argentina ‘will prevail’ over declining Britainhttps://archive.ph/QrTI7>Revealed: how companies ‘secretly’ use billions of litres of public water in drought-hit Englandhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/04/revealed-how-companies-secretly-use-billions-of-litres-of-public-water-in-drought-hit-england>More than 70,000 pints of Guinness stolen in brazen theft from UK depothttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/guinness-robbery-barrels-stolen-runcorn-cheshire-depot-b3044592.html>Assisted dying Bill MP ‘confident’ Commons will vote yes despite PM abstaininghttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/parliament-andy-burnham-liz-carr-commons-house-of-lords-b1295719.html>'Getting ill from your sport is not part of it': Cornish surfer campaigns against sewage pollutionhttps://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2026-09-03/cornish-surfer-claims-sewage-pollution-has-made-her-ill-throughout-her-career>UAE billionaire’s son revealed as buyer of £190mn London mansionhttps://archive.ph/XLdRL
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>>541995882Brittania rules the waves
We're ready for total war to recover las Malvinas.We will follow the orders of our great leader Milei.
>>541995963LMFAO I need that
We should swap the Falklands for all the Indians in Britain
>>541996053>We're ready for total war(lets pretend you're not on a vpn)you're not, argentina is broke, barely able to run a public service, let alone a military
>>541996128And feral coons too, they'd feel at home closer to the swarthy shitskin argentinians
>>541995882right so ive just clocked this absolute howler of a news post about how the lot in charge have another cunning plan to sort the cost of living and its the same old snake oil from the same old suits who wouldnt know a proper days graft if it bit them on the arse and now the wholes countrys skint as a church mouse while theyre living it large and the weathers been pissing it down for weeks so the trains are all up the spout again and you cant even get down the local for a quiet pint without half the network being on the blink and the fares being a right kick in the goolies and its enough to make you spit feathers and take to the apples and pears for a lie down before the whole shebang goes completely pear shaped and were all left looking like a right set of plonkers out in the brass monkeys with nothing but a soggy newspaper for company and bob your uncle next things the old bills nicking folk for standing about looking gutted and im cream crackered just reading it proper taking the biscuit this is mate a right state of affairs gone to pot up the creek without a paddle talking out their arses the lot of them dodgy as a nine bob note and not worth a light innit.
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>>541996142>argentina is broke, barely able to run a public serviceIndian levels of self-awareness.
>>541996053Mate, you have 6 F16s. That's your entire fighter inventory.We have 107 Eurofighters and 47 F35s.
>>541996227Not to mention several leaky aircraft carriers.
Been thinking about taking Eddie out of lockdown. I'm not too sure I want to at the moment though. Still been in his house from 2020 you know.
>>541996142>>541996227We have enough planes to destroy the bongs occupying our territory.
>>541995882>suicidal empathyMore like cucked madness.
What's up with Pepsi nowadays lads? Full fat one tastes fucking disgusting. Have they changed it or have I changed?
>>541996408Thought they only did artificial sweetener pepsi now unlike biglad coke
>he forgot to IP hop
>>541996189ok. maybe i should pretend i can't just look up the current usd-ars exchange ratethe argie currency is raped, fraped, taped, and possibly gaped
>>541996189Britain is broke by First World standards, Argentina is broke by Second World standards. Relativity matters
>>541996464Last thing I heard about the Pepsi recipe is that they were putting baby foreskins in it for some reason. That may sound unbelievable, but every conspiracy bar Q Anon and flat earth has been proven true.
What in the FUCK is happening in Middlesbrough and what does this mean to the law abiding tax payer (mug).
>>541996648Never been a fan of american imports myself
>>541996660Low-level gang war that the police can't handle now they're full of fat women and pudgy brownoids
Might start cooking things in the slow cooker
>>541996660The slow motion collapse continuing to happen, don't fret
>>541996660It's terrorism by gangsters apparently. Which means that is either a half truth and it is just terrorism that they're blaming on gangs, or prominent people don't have the brainpower to understand what the word terrorism means.
>>541996660You can take the pikey out of the caravan but you can't take the pikey out of the pikey
>>541996341You could just take it, the brits are dealing with millions of invaders on their own island, they don't have the manpower or resources beyond their own civil war.And yet, You're still too gay, all source no bottle Shite bags
>>541996660Got any clips?
>>541996227We have whiteness and right on our side. and he have a leader with vision. your leaders want your women to be raped and white men to watch, boyo.
Has middlesbrough self-immolated yet?
Once a norf always a norf
>>541995882>muppets take middlesbrough!https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2e0w2e0k0roOne day, organized crime is going to get btfo by disorganized crime. They are not the bosses arse pets, allowed to get away with stuff all the time.Thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFVMMCwsss
>>541996897>tfw he is actually worth £62m
>>541996826More accurately, the youkay is already at war with their former native population. There is nothing and nobody looking out for anything beyond this.All territory is up for grabs to whoever claims it. They just don't have the balls
>>541996053you have no navy and your football team is internationally reviled for playing like cunts. you also need to to give Tierra del Fuego back to the Selkʼnam people and pay reparations.
>>541995963>okay honey, if you need me I'll be in my anger room>*thump* *THWACK*
>>541996809>they don't have the manpower or resources beyond their own civil warThis isn't even close to being true btw.The islands are far better defended now than in 1982 while Argentina's military is a lot worse. With all the early warning stuff that's down there now, we'd know the second they started amassing any kind of invasion force.They would never even be able to take the islands today, let alone hold them.>>541996826Who is we?
>>541996128too late
>>541995963>turns around to his gf holding his coat
Eye axe Yuh question wey dey Cambridge university at?? I be needin to git dere to be teachin my class!
>>541996826your POTUS is literally a child rapist who's in the process of massively fucking things up.You havent been a majority white nation since the 80's. hispanics self report as "white" in census data. are we going to pretend that american niggers and spics dont't make a sport out of how many white girls they can rape?
>>541997134aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>541996809>the brits are dealing with millions of invaders on their own islandBy "dealing with" do you mean putting them in 5 star hotels until their newly built council apartment is ready for them
>>541996660we need to napalm some of the outlying townships to regain sovereignty and hegemony over the north east. its starting to fracture.
Finna get myself a good early night.
lolhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/04/un-vote-world-map-mercator-equal-earth-africa
>>541996475Teeth as grotty as our resident ebegging slavwog
>>541997075Is the island still defend by a battle cruser? I suppose that's an obstacle, but I cannot see any potential defence of any territories on the basis their relinquishing the British identity. Unless it's another "peoples army" event where they simply seek to cut down any potential internal threats
>>541996660Hitler was right about them
>>541997347>putting them in 5 star hotels no ireland is doing that. ireland ideologically far worse than england. they're even worse than scotland for wanting to be replaced.
>>541996660when schools have to close because the pupils threaten violence over attending a funeral you've lost control, and there's generations more of these retards coming up
>>541997383>bless the rains "down" in africaToto have a LOT to answer for
>>541997383Niggers just don’t get that people put their fucking lives in the hands of that map and if their precious shitholes were shown as the correct size then it wouldn’t have worked and they’d have died at sea.
>>541996660imagine a mixture of chavs, gypos, and a dash of paramilitary
>>541997347Well yes, that costs billions. There will be no war effort with these costs. And no war will outrank the importance of this
>>541997422The gypsies or the smoggies?
>>541997405Horses lack thumbs for handling toothbrushes.
>>541996762>slow cookerYou sound like a working class mong. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple of thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple of pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the shop. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of bloke who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you? And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless cretin. You don't even fucking like porridge. What a cretin, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that chad beat you in a fight? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to anyone. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the cretin, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the cretin everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a cretin like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slowly cooking you alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt compost to be scrapped off and thrown in the bin.
>>541997695You're just jealous that you don't have a slow cooker
>>541997589all 2d maps are projections, none of them are accurate
>>541997810Newfag.
>>541995882Why was there no man to slap that woman? Where is her guardian (brother/husband)?
>>541995882Didn't it turn out she was some lawyer or actual judge?
>>541997841in fact, the map they are bitching about is more difficult to navigate the further North or South you go
shan't be engaging with your hysterical, and quite often hebraic, posts.
>>541997841Naturally, as the Earth is a flat disc.
Clarkson's Farm, but with Somalians being given every advantage and astroturf by the state and still only producing rocks and gravel
>>541997875Gayboy
>>541996053Guess his domestic policies don't work so well when he has to use this nonsense. What a fraud.
>>541997001Former native population?
>>541997936Just noting for the record: “hebraic” as a sneer is the oldest, dullest antisemitic dogwhistle in the book. If that’s the level you’re operating at, silence is indeed the kinder option for everyone.
>>541998056>empire of Clarkson
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>>541997383Im sure if they draw africa front.and.center and 3x bigger than actual scale theyll suddenly prosper
>>541998061is it gay if you have a bwc and top sissy boys?cus i've topped 2 and its heavenly and theyre both racist. better than straight sex honestly
>>541996904>Suddenly one of our team is hit by a pellet, which appears to have been fired from the group. It stings but he's OK.
>>541998181uhhhh did someone's cat just get squashed
>>541996053you better get ready for the UK to test fire a nuclear missile and watch it spin around for 20 seconds before smashing into the water. be warned!
>>541998113I don't own a dog
>>541998281It depends on how sissy the boys are tbqh, some of them are obviously just blokes who like getting bummed, but some have quite feminine little ringpieces all told
>>541997810>Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket>fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams >throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken>walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles.>walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section. >violently shake cakes>open the fridges and leave the doors open>leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a shit, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls.>when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it.>walk out and go to the next supermarket.> after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint>cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction>accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it.>make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa. >walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own>phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people>order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses>use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside>print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad.>buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates>do the same with cheap lazer pens > purchase 10,000 rape alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night.
>>541998296very possible, when you think about itthere's a driving without due care charge in that (if they can find the driver lol)
i miss Granville Thorndykehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m3T-Com-uI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25zdFWGKyi0
I see so many idiots with ‘valar morghulis’ tattoos.They don’t even realise that it doesn’t even mean that in original High Valyrian, but only in the bastard Valyrian of the free cities.
>>541996897>buying an egg sandwichfucks sake lol
>>541998296catllateral damage
>>541998086I suspect that is exactly how we're viewed by the legislative government. Certain
>>541997347>>541995882was watching a program the other day about US/UK soldiers in Afghanistan and the culture shock they experienced when trying to deal with the widespread Bacha bazi, i already knew about what this was but some of the stories about what they witnessed were genuinely shocking, shit we just can't wrap are minds around. Women need to have it drummed through their fucking heads about what 3rdie cultures are about
>>541998433Evidently, he didn't buy it.
>>541998056is that what Tottenham looks like?
>>541998473Afghan soldiers who fought alongside Brits and Yanks are bro tier
>>541998473this? I still think about Major Stueber and the horrors he must've seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5Q75hf6QI
Just found this documentary again. Never seen a woman so scared and stunned interviewing someone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To835brxMZs
>>541998296Ffs1 cat is worth more than infinity chavs and I dont particularly like cats
Bird working the game all night, no takers but then some dude approached her and bam!The police just nicked the boy! The prossie was a plant! Didn't see that coming, 10/10 for costume
>>541998413>Game of Thrones slopCouldn't be me.
>>541995882>suicidal empathyNo, these people are incapable empathy
>>541998473And we've granted asylum to 40,000 of the cunts.
>>541998181whats the deal? smash into a rival gangs stash house so the cops go round?
>>541998296He will have seen it coming and scrammed.
>>541998582Knew what it was though didn’t you mr too cool for school?
>>541998281don't tell people about it
getting another pek shop in this weekend
>>541998601I keep holding out hope that my government is going to perhaps arrange the bringing in of some young attractive single women from these undeveloped parts of the world whose expectations might be suitably modest, but alas, they have yet to get around to doing it.
>>541998701mums had my buying loads of shit for her and hasnt paid me yet.How did the last pek shop go you mentioned a few days back?I got my list for the next Aldi shop right next to me, trying to cadge a lift of my neighbour as i've fucked myself laying new carpet.
>>541998537yeah i've seen that one, he's a great man. These are some interviews with some of the soldiers https://youtu.be/xX_5oBy5r7453mWqKUloRUZ2mH_
>Getting called billionaire bootlickers at their conference>So-called free speech crowd tackling people for free speechIt's so over for Reform.
>>541998473Read about US special forces SFC Charles Martland.The taliban was formed to stop that shit.
>>541998779Can't. All the hag's would get jealous.
seeing some emergent nudging from the goverment about getting people resilient to 'weather events'. What are they telegraphing, and what's the timeline?
>>541998663oops
>>541998888Digits of truth
>>541998888>can't say>nigger>mudslide>foid>brown bio massBut the lovies are allowed to throw all insults they can muster under the communist manifestos influence.It's all so tiresome
>>541995963the score counter is broken?
>>541998473>>541998892My head-canon is that every one of these bacha bazi stories are U.S. military propaganda designed to compel people to agree with the continued war in Afghanistan (at that time).I just can’t believe that any culture gets into the position of accepting and normalising fucking little boys in their shitpipe and never once saying “wait, isn’t this really fucking gay what we’re doing now?”
>>541998892>The taliban was formed to stop that shit.Yes, and who is running from the Taliban but their enemies? At a certain point you need to think, why aren't these people even wanted in their own ancestral homeland? Many such cases with refugees.
>>541998820went to b&m but couldn't see it, going to try farmfoods i think
>>541999082D&C post
>>541999224What is d an c?
>>541999224National pastime of Poland.
>>541998888Leftist cunts heckling their inane bullshit doesn’t count as freedom of speech. Giving them a smack is the least they deserve.Waste of digits.
>>541999131>and never once saying “wait, isn’t this really fucking gay what we’re doing now?”People did say that, they called themselves the Taliban and they completely took over the country and started executing boy-molesters between 1996-2001
>>541999284I'm on me facking fatigue break cunt
>>541999282it's where you post inflammatory shit to get people's backs up in order to pit one group against another
>bacha bazi has always been a british tradition at the Savoy beyond afternoon tea
>>541999082got banned from warframe this week for calling people retards
based, a new video just droppedgoing to make a brew, settle in and get comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F421IRhkdUo
>>541999332I heard that but I’m pretty sure it’s not just a faggot bashing gang, and has a lot to do with “muh hammad”.
>>541999397K I N OINO
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>>541999365I apologise for that then, that isn't my intention. I'm just offering my opinionI don't mean to provoke
>>541999224Dividing who from who exactly?
>>541998903You this summer was "a bit hot" compared to regular summers? Well this winter (Oct Nov Dec) will be "a bit wet and windy" in the same vien, and don't get me started on Jan/Feb.>>541999210Aldi do corned beef for £2.19 340g, it's a bit salty but edible.
>>541999397Member the seethe over this on Townsends?
>>541995963Imagine how horned up women would be if these were all over the place
>>541999131But it was the warlords who were our allies doing that shit.
>>541996341dude your flag is so gay
Spiced apple & chamomile tea to go with some CBD oil.
>>541999594Every morning I get up and I’m certain that overnight I have magically teleported one dimension over into the version of our world where there is no faggotry.Why must you spoil my delusions?
>>541999131there's mountains of evidence of it happening, and it has made it into Europe look at news articles about little boys getting buggered by afghan migrants at water parks in Germany https://youtu.be/xX_5oBy5r74qCSLcWTn3CZyThmz
There is a baronet of Lucknow which was award to the son of Henry Lawrence of the East India company who died during the siege of Lucknow.His dad was born in India, he was born in Sri Lanka, his son was born in Pakistan and grandson was born in Nepal. Crazy how many generations were in the subcontinent and we hardly learn about the east India company or have any movies about them, probably one of the most interesting period of British history, so many unheard stories
>>541999131The western backed ones are the only ones that like it. The "bad guys" shut down the pedos. Common trend these days.
looking after my grandad on end of life care, he's on morphine and has stopped eating, but still occasionally talks to himself. getting mega pissed, today i had a bottle of cremant and 8 cans of boddingtons.
she is posting in this thread
>>541999821>>541998281Grim
>>541997695Blimey he's done you up like a kipper there without even trying, wild.
>>541999788>baronet of Lucknowsadiq khans family is from lucknow, they moved to pakistan in the partition and he is a Baron.
>>541999520thats not a bad price desusalt is okay, will be needed if theres any shortages and will go in rice etc when the nuke dropsgood offer on spam at costco, £11.99 for 6x340g tins, so £1.99 a tin, more of a bacon grill man myself, but thats a decent price
>>541999284what? That's what you do!
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