>"Woman or bear" (also called "woman vs. bear") is a viral social media debate and thought experiment in which men consider whether they would prefer to leave their children alone with a random woman or a random bear. The meme originates from online discussion surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial, in which Clancy is accused of killing her three young children. Responses choosing the bear are generally framed around fears about the potential danger of entrusting children to an unknown woman.
>>541996833Bear.But I am allowed to fuck it.
>>541996833Am I forced to pay child support?
Statistically a man is nine times more likely to be a murderer than a woman
>>541996833Slow painful death or a quick one hmm.
>>541997237Bears are so cool. I wish I was friends with a bear momma and we helped eachother find food.
>>541997237what incredible footage imagine being this close to a bear and her cubs and to have the cubs climb on you while you pet them and you don't get mauled to death.
>>541997555A jury consists of 12 people.
>>541997646I resent that. bears are loving, nurturing, and mentally stable higher beings in accordance with nature compared to the suicidal, untameable death cultist judaeo-(((w-mangroid)))
>>541997836spoiler alert he was the cubs dad (don't ask)
>>541996833Look like I'm going bear, bois! Get the shotguns because we wearing bear coat today.
THE BEAR
>>541996833Men aren’t retarded enough to trust the bear with suicidal empathy.It should be woman vs ape. I would rather trust Harambe with my kid before a foid.
>>541996833Can the bear turn around?
>>541997015No... but you get a free coat or... fuck it somehow?
>>541997864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doGM_6izYg
>>541996833I often work innawoods and I see black bears all the time. I think of them as oversized, bumbling raccoons. I *almost* pet a bear when I went out for a smoke and I thought it was a big black lab lol. I'm only afraid of a blull moose.
the jews of the genders
Always remember a she-wolf was more nurturing and caring than a judaeo-(((white w-man))).
>>541998185>20 years.Lol. Lmao. Needs at least two more digits.
>>541996833The bear. It won't take 6 minutes to kill one of them and is vastly more competent at what it does. It would likely be over much faster.
>>541996833IDRAMA FOIDSLOP THREAD
>>541999824Bears eat their prey while they're still alive thoughbeit.
>>541999901>IDRAMA FOIDSLOP THREAD
>>541996833
>>542000387We don't need 99% whore threads KIKE
>>542000960>We don't need 99% whore threads KIKE
>>542001141Your material sucks lmao
>>541996833Bear: 1Foids: -3
>>542001141
>>542001197>Your material sucks lmao
>>542001359oh simpy simpy simpy....
>>542001515Whos that? Shes....... P E R F E C T
>>541996833I already regularly fantasize about bear women, so this choice is a no-brainer for me. Also women are annoying and crazy.
>>541996833>leave your children with something that cannot comprehend accountability but you can legally kill>OR>leave it with something that can comprehend accountability but simply chooses not to and that somehow has murdered more CHILDREN than all wars combined have killed humans and yet is illegal to kill even after it has murdered all your offspringWhy does our species' survival depend on this? Make it make SENSE.
>>542002001>leave it with something that can comprehend accountabilitygot those inverted there simpy. bears can be trainedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/nf7ClyGhGJM
>>541997555Abortion says otherwise, little bro.
Never seen a bear kill cubs because they were "sad"
>>541998185the last one should have been labeled "2 billion abortions in last 40 years"
>>541997237clearly mama bear knows about his gigantic BALLS OF STEEL
>>541997237epic
>>542002521They're so cool. I want to have one as a pet so bad.
>>542002521They are 100% shitting themselves, especially the red guy.
>>541996833I prefer "cougar or cougar"
>>542004401Would
>>542004401It'd be less hassle for one.
>>541997237This is bullshit
>>541997237Bears are so cool, it's a shame you can't really pet them
>>542004401>>542004953I'm a Cheetah man myself.
>>542004953Look at those big ole paw pads. Good kitty.
>>541996833The bear answer was fucking retarded anyway, since most woman assume that both party's want to kill her, even know the question was random dude vs random bear, Not a Bloodthirsty Grisly vs Ted Bundy.That being said, i'm choosing the bear, Wolverine managed, I think I can.
>>542005667They like that one calvin klien apparently.
>>542001515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EhD-jfQ_wolmao, she tried to laser off the tattoos
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>>541996833Bear. Love from Kazakhstan
>>542006787Very nice.
>>541997237Cool little bearsThe mama bear is surprisingly fast when she runs
>>542006183Don't horses sleep standing up though?
>>541998025You're stupid as fuck to trust an ape over a bear lol.Apes and chimps are cunning AND sadistic
At least the bear is honest
>>541997237No way he's their real father
>>542002976Tbf, I probably would be too.
>>542007686He's not. Bear women are faithful, loyal, wholesome and not traitorous sluts like judaeo-(((white w-men))). Conniving ozzy.
>>541997555statistically 99.2% of SIDS deaths occur when the father is out of the house
