>that'll be $500 for a toothbrush, goyThanks Trump
Just use a toothpick when you need or rinse with salt water and stop falling for the denstistry jew.
>>542002819>stupid enough to buy something by Dyson. fool and his money are soon parted. It's like Apple and Rolex... you're an idiot
My dad rapes me in my sleep
didn't even have my wisdom teeth removed, not letting some dentistry jew steal my ceramic munchers.
>>542002819Right, because you can't get an electric toothbrush for much cheaper. Fucking retard
>>542002819I recommend everyone try walking into a new car dealership and asking them to show you a car that doesn't depreciate more than 20% in the first two years for lulz.
My son keeps making up claims of rape because he dreams it up. What can I do?
>>542002819Dyson is cheap as fuck tooI bought one of their vacuums once and it was a piece of shitfor a toothbrush, get the dumb shit. You don't need AI to brush your teeth and you certainly don't need to pay an extra 100 bucks for it
>>542002819>electric toothbrushThose things are fucking stupid. Had one as a kid and eventually stopped using it because FUCKING WHY.
>>542003155Get him out of your house?
Dyson products are all retarded overpriced for useless gimmicks. Like their "bladeless fan" that still has fan blades they are just concealed.
Buy an electric toothbrush where the instruction manual is in Japanese. I bought a Panasonic (lol) electric toothbrush and it lasted me only a year and a half before the motor got weaker until it barely worked. Did a lot of shopping around and decided to go with a foreign import because I feel like the US market is flooded with absolute shit. That fucker is still going strong 3 years later.
>>542003155Let his mom rape him instead
>>542003155Hire a homeless man to assrape them so they'll know the difference between fantasy and realityyou're basically a negligent parent if you fail to impart this lesson
>>542003155Those fans are an interesting design, they utilize the venturi effect to blow air. Whole point of embedded the actual fan into the housing is to mitigate the fan noise. I personally love the white noise from fans, but that's me. Anything Dyson is still overpriced as fuck.
My dad and my brother keep accusing eachother of rape, how i do fuck my sister
>>542003462Have you tried stop being a dalit?
>>542002819Wow the bespoke and high end market still exists
>>542003405That is an extremely loose interpretation of the venturi effect. Just call it entrainment.
>>542003808Still interesting, even if it's as loose as your mother's cunt.
>>542003924This insult perfectly encapsulates the discussion with room to spare.
>>542002819Why do you need Camerajeet electric toothbrush?
>>542002819>that'll be $500>Out maneuvers you by paying $41.67 a month for 12 months
>>542002819>(((Dyson)))>Goylectric brush
>>542004557>4 centsFucking facepalm. Spot the scam.
>>542004511He needs all the hygiene that this brush can offer after getting glazed by jewish cum with his mouth wide open.
>>542003013My Dyson cordless vacuum lasts longer and picks up more than yours does.
>>542002819Conveniently you omit that this toothbrush using AI and a high resolution camera and sensor suite to monitor your fluoride intake and adjust accordingly.
>>542002819i brush my teeth once a day with the cheapest toothbrush and toothpaste and never had any dental work other than basic cleaning/polish.
>>542003924Loose vaginas are best for those of us with girth certificates.
If you have more than 28 teeth you are a homosexual.
>>542004755You dad is not your dad, a door to door vacuum salesman bred your mom. You have the epigenetics from your mom to fall for a sales pitch.
>>542004755Doubt it. I run the M18 HANDHELD VAC. It pairs nicely with my 3.0 compact or my forge 8.0 for deep cleaning. Dysons can't even.
>>542004945>you're gay if you were raised on food that forced you to chew and, through use, expand your lower jaw to permit unimpacted wisdom teethIt's actually better to leave them in impacted, but it's best if we make it clear that chewing is a fundamental requirement of childhood.Also, projection isn't good for you. Just stop being gay.
The only thing I would ever buy from Dyson is a vacuum.
>>54200281912 month financing plans to buy a fucking toothbrush is the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard…>>542003037Mood
>>542005208Not even a swarm or sphere? How much do those run, anyways?
>>542002819>Dyson
>>542002819Thanks TrumpYou do realize you don't have to buy it and you can use the 3 dollar drug store toothbrush.
>>542005389No, don't tell him that. He thinks like new money, let him ruin himself.
That's impressive, It requires $10 toothpaste reloads - it's not only a $500 AI toothbrush that's collecting telemetry with a camera in your bathroom but they also worked in a printer ink-like subscription system for toothpaste and mouthwash. Which makes sense really, you already sold some retard the toothbrush, you know they're not going to question yet another subscription service, and will thank you for the opportunity.
>>542002819a cheap water pic and cheap manual toothbrush does 98% of that
