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Cybercab has been launched 2 days ago. Full self driven car. Yet, not a word on /pol/. Instead, chuds are still talking about 6-7 year old things like vaccines and Sam Hyde.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=grdt05okn3Q
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>>542005489
Fuck off Jeetlon.
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What do they do when someone poops in there?
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>>542005489
i wouldnt expect most of this board to live in blue cities like
>Austin, TX
so probably not many anons will ever ride in one of these
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>>542005489
>disc wheels
>childish '80s graphics
something wrong with Musk
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>>542005489
>6-7
Heh
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>>542005592
They send them a $500 bill for the detailing.
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>>542005592
same thing walmart does
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>>542005592
They don't allow jeets to ride
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PONDER
THE
ODORIFEROUS
EMANATIONS
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>>542005489
oh neat, hobo haulers
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>>542005982
Why do u care if some pedos get paid more than u? Have they molested your children? Do u plan on being irresponsible enough to let your children be molested? No, right? So worry about making money. Don't be mean to people.
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>>542005489
all the taxi drivers are going to do home office now driving these robotaxis from their couch
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lmao @ u still seething 7 years l8r
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>>542005489
Man on mars by 2020 saar
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>>542005489
Because in usual Musk fashion we haven't been given any details.
-How much will it cost?
-How much will the monthly subscription cost?
-When will deliveries began?
-Which insurance providers will cover it? Tesla only?
-How much will insurance cost?
-Where exactly can it legally operate?
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>>542005592
you can get banned for life from this service, I confirmed it with Tesla Support

the first 3 years will be hell as all of the dregs of society abuse these and then they'll start making the real version with the premium interior once they've filtered out the retards

I'll probably start using them around that time
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>>542005489
Remember that one movie where the world was ending and all the self driving cars crashed into each other to create road blocks to prevent people from fleeing?

Something like that. They don’t even have to crash, they can just park side by side across a street
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>>542007249
> the real version with the premium interior
Robochauffeur™
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>>542007112
There are also many tangential questions to be answered.
-Can the Cybercab FSD software be applied to other models? Elon promised years ago that every Tesla sold will be able operate as a robotaxi.
-What happens to the millions of people who own older Teslas? Will Elon replace/modify those old cars? How much will it cost?
-In the event of a crash while driving FSD Tesla should be fully liable yet they have fought those charges every time. Will Tesla take full liability for Cybercab crashes?
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>>542007249
There's a dreg born every second
They'll never run out
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>>542007358
That wasn't a movie; real movies have a resolution. What we watched was extremely long form clickbait.
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>>542007598
Isn’t the world ending a resolution?

I might be mixing up two movies.
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>>542005489
no sir, i'd rather wall, not going to burn to death trapped in s jeetbox.
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>>542007687
Despite the title of "This Is How the World Ends" the world doesn't actually end and we never find out what the fuck is going on. It's a 2 hour long troll.
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>>542005592
You get to play with it and if you want you can take it home.
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>>542005489
Who still gives a shit about Heeblon's vaporware bullshit in 2026?
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>>542007598
I was mixing up movies. Yeah that was particularly bad as far as storytelling goes, it actually seemed more like a series of vignettes into common nightmares (car crash, losing teeth, unavoidable massive object coming for you) I can’t remember.

Honestly didn’t like it when I saw it. It’s very bad storytelling. That said, it’s not exactly terrible cinema. It’s not really a resolvable story, and implying they’ll have a safe place to ride out the end of the world is as good as that gets.

I don’t think it succeeded in its goals, but they were interesting goals to pursue.
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>>542005776
The entire state of Texas reeks of curry at this point. I would never call Texas a red state. It hasn't been since 2004. Globalist shithole full of fraudsters, jeets and retards.
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>>542006507
He said the pedos GET HIS CHECK, learn to read you leaf nigger. He is personally affected if his money is taken from him and given to Jewish overlords who are pedos.
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>>542005489
Elon Musk is a epstine island pedo
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>>542005489
Is anyone else scared shitless of these things?
A two-ton vehicle with no driver, relying solely on vibe coded software and an intentionally gimped sensor suite with no lidar or radar.
I actively avoid tessies on my motorbike, because I'm worried they'll suddenly swerve into me for no reason. And cybercabs don't even have a brake pedal.

>t. Systems engineer
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>>542008153
There's a driver in Jakarta or Manilla. I promise.
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>>542008325
The driver is Hyderabad
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>>542008325
>>542008594
Still has problems with latency, network reliability, and the exact same sensor issues.
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>>542005489
why is it so ugly and cheesy looking?
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>>542009424
Tesla only uses cameras Waymo uses LIDAR and cameras and other crap plus they map out very exactly the places they operate before they let taxis operate
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>>542005489
>you know what i hate?
vaccines
>you know what i like?
sam hyde
>you know what i loath?
disgust, dirty, smelly rape rat jeets. despise them, hope them all the harm in the world.



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